Tell it to the Fishes

[MrCarrickfb]

The best part is the kazoo at the end :P

[Momothecat56]

Oh gosh...It's horrible what's happened...I LOVE IT!!!

[StephenHawkingIsCool]

JACK YOU FUCK

[rassman101]

two words: MILITARY CRAWL!



[DeadWhiteButterflies]

Dark humour at it's best :)

[TwilightMemoirs]

Immigrant: ENGLAND!

Finn: *still sobbing* You're in Ireland...

*Both break down in tears.*

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I cried. In the good way XD

[Oliwerivs]

@TwilightMemoirs Northen Ireland!Watch it.

[Korso45]

Это просто шикарная короткометражка!! Дилан - бог!!

[xBlindFerretx]

Nipples! Lovely Nipples

[staceyquayle]

awesome.totaly fuckn Awesum!

[penisfuckeye]

I thought that when the tide came up he would be able to swim out of the water. It seemed to me that b/c water makes things seem lighter(buoyancy) he would have been able to lift the concrete. But maybe b/c the concrete was so dense it didn't lose any weight. Any way I'm not trying to get all scientific or disprove it. I'm just saying I was completely surprised when he died. I like being surprised :) Bravo Moran.

[PainInTheAssKid97]

@penisfuckeye Are you fucking retarded?

[penisfuckeye]

@PainInTheAssKid97 97? were u born in fuck 1997? don't talk to me till you grow some pubes and stop sucking on ur mommy's tit ok.

[PainInTheAssKid97]

@penisfuckeye i wasnt born in 97, its just a random number, and even if i was i'd be smart enough to know that concrete can't float in any situation you dumb fuck

[xxchibirockstarxx]

Why was the guy on the dinosaur looking for England...?

[Hobobski]

Thumbs up if your first thoughts were "I could get out of there!"

[InFlamesor12]

is that father Todd Unctious ? haha lol :D

[Nanotech92]

@InFlamesor12 Ha ha! yer it is

[Baileycake92]

This is fucking brillllllllllllliant and a half. I love everything Dylan Moran does, he is a comic genius

[kellytheinsistor]

@norbertthefrog

You just completely ruined this film for me you cunting frog bastard.

[norbertthefrog]

@kellytheinsistor hey sorry i didnt mean to upset anyone just sharing my veiw, and its an artistic peice not a proper movie so i dont see how it makes much of a difference?

[SayidShazeen]

I met Dylan once - he was great!

[NightinGal89]

I love it when he starts to say "Oh, Jesus" ahaha. he's so cute

[MangaVampire0]

Something about htis makes me feel very dead inside but happy and deeply philosphical , Dylan You are my Idol .

[elee2085]

hehe! love his arse in run fat boy run. tehehe! go dylan!!!!

[ciprianlazar]

- England, England ?!?!

- Northern Ireland!

- Aaa...aaaa...

LOL

[mousetrap128]

I would've just rolled the concrete blocks across the beach

[ciprianlazar]

@mousetrap128 lol, just lol ...

[fudgehater]

I thought I'd die laughing at this... Can't breathe!

[JakenJragin]

Gotta luv the dylan. And that ending song is hilarious. Kazoo's are brilliant

[BlissOfBedlam]

Yeah there's something about him, sure... Mabe it's that he's just a FUCKING SEXY BITCH, perfect Centrefold for all nerd-girls. Oh yeah, and his talent and stuff.

[MartomanLFC]

I seen him die in Sean of the Dead.... and now again. Please don't scare me a third time

[HeatherDubh]

Todd Umptious :D

[sodalight666]

Love the kazoo in the end

[Dubbelvee]

I love the happy music at the end xD

[Daynieg]

That was quite strange, funny and dark........nice!

[superlovedoko]

Made me laugh out loud. :Db

[lehietala]

Hahaha, is this an advert for smoking?

[TheMRhoobley]

well he bloody karked it

[nellybell36]

that was so boring...

[JoshJdtv]

Disturbingly hilarious! 5/5

[goth9ever]

oh that was so fucking funny, dylan moran is brilliant. thi swas a great display of black comedy, some people struggle with it but this vid executedi s to perfection

also, that jogger was quite fit. very nice

[TheJackinder]

he is SO much like Bernard black in this !!!

[twidovitre]

lol!

Love it, tipically irish.

[DigitalGhost94]

there's something child like and vunerable about dylan moran , i love his seriousness and wit he's a legend.

[pinkyellowblackred]

that just freaked me out

[DigitalGhost94]

@pinkyellowblackred i found it sad to watch.

[davidkyo1985]

Those of you who are nitpicking at the realism of a somewhat surreal dark comedy film: I wonder how come not one of you pointed out the fact that both dudes survived a 40 foot drop onto a beach with their feet encased in concrete. They should at least have broken both legs.

[dotchoo]

@davidkyo1985 or where'd he get a lighter.

[evilscotsman88]

@davidkyo1985 Also .... how would a lady so fat have the stamina to swim from one beach to another !! lol

[nekokid1234]

@davidkyo1985 That actually was the first thing I thought of when I first saw it. Then I figured, if someone can survive falling with a broken parachute from 40 ft (Which they have) Then this is possible too. Rare, but possible.

[GreenOnionBrother]

@davidkyo1985 that reminds me of kafka, he did exactly the same thing, he never explained how it came to the situations the protagonists of his books were in, neither did he bother to be absolutely realistic throught the story.

[NightinGal89]

@davidkyo1985 lol..good one.

[Nanotech92]

@davidkyo1985 Not to metinon the where by the shore and then far out into the ocean 

[briandir1]

@Nanotech92 thats called "the tide" drrrrrr. It's an ocean thing (wow)

[okee9]

@briandir1 Nah he's right, at the beginning he's at the bottom of a cliff by 6:20 he's a good distance into the sea.

[faillidan]

Dear google,

please let me video buffer while you are annoying me with ads

[lsdvine]

sweeeeeet

[sexybacklemon]

awesome =D

[kevinmeehan71]

i love these short films

[ObscureCrimson]

"England!" *points*

"Northern Ireland"

Dude on dino: *sobs and swims away* LOL

[spodomaticfreeze]

'ENGLAND???'

'NO, NORTHERN IRELAND'

both cry xD

epic short

[PaigeEvonne]

theres just something about Dylan Moran isnt there? hes great <3

[fideosfritos]

@PaigeEvonne he's beautiful.



[trippyay]

no ads for me. ty adblock plus.

anyway this was interesting. not among his best, but dylan is a great performer in any role.

[EdNortonisMineLol]

Poor Dylan

[JAZZI393049]

are you sure you're okay, yes i'm fine go lol!

[ownagekn00b]

what is this show called

[AGirlNamedLydia]

02:49 gets me everytime >.<

[NatschIdle93]

05:04 hhhiii hah! he says... so sweet

[dingorullugardina]

1:55 LOL

[BritishAlienCompany]

Poor Dylan! If i'd have been the dude on the dino lilo thing i'd have saved him!

[nikkiolough]

<3 dylan

[infinitychic36]

Dear all: Just run the adblocker add-in for Firefox. I'm guessing it works because I didn't watch any ads. Cheers!

Haha! I <3 Dylan Moran. This was so good... ^_^.\/.

[EdNewey654]

aw, poor dylan RIP

[onetruesim]

Dear Citroen:

Ok, you bought John Lennon. We get it. But having him advertise your cars is like having Christopher Reeves advertising fucking horse riding lessons.

"Imagine all the people" who are disgusted by this ad.

[ryanEATBIRD]

Dear Amy MacDonald;

I'm not going to buy your album, no matter how many annoying goddamned singles you force me to sit through, you whore.

Love, Ryan.

[narlybabe]

you guys are arguing about fish and fishes and all im thinking about is how dylan drowned the guy leaving his dead body at the bottom right where his feet were.... DURING THE REST OF THE FILM

ew

[iHomestarrunner69]

Irony!

[lulabell0]

"JACK! YOU FUCKING BAKED POTATO!"

[Jorindevil]

Whow this is GREAT

[hinchlt]

"England!?!"

"Northern Ireland"

HAHAHAHA!!!!

[GwenBsMule]

Agree with other commenters, Beckett comes to mind almost immediately. Very impressive.

[GODSAWAYONBUSINESS]

You can't help thinking about Beckett. It made me wonder what the world would be like without symbols. No more religions, no more mathematics, no more poetry, freedom probably, maybe total despair, or another form of belief... Actually, we'd need first to tell what a symbol is exactly.

In any case, I quite liked the actors. That went directly into the favourites.

[emal510]

Awesome

[stuirteag]

Almost Beckett! Lovely

[AmazingLadyy13]

I loved it!

[NoogahOogah]

That was both disturbing and depressing.

[Prizmia]

@piemonkie, why can't it just be pointless?

I liked it.

[PrLikesToSkate]

I go bananas

[piemonkie]

That was horrible it didn't have a point

[fletch395]

Thats the point....shortfilms arnt meant to have a point

[Scoob505]

@piemonkie it does.

[Pilkingtube]

omfg 19 pages of fish conversation -.-

[flingpling]

I like it! Why are you people going on and on and on and on about wether it's fish or fishes?? WHO cares??

[bookwormadv]

my mom speaks american language not british

[Fabulous432]

Wow. Your Mum is a really awful English Teacher.

In British English (which this is written in) it is fishes.

[WolfyGirl2000]

Ook

[counterrevolution77]

Was he in Sean of the Dead?

[lilshortypie72]

JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE A WHOLE BUNCH OF NITWITS

"fishes" is grammatically correct... and to all of you idiots whining about "oh what has the internet come to whine whine whine moar", the fact that something as simple as a supposed grammatical error can occupy such a huge portion of the comments on a brilliant video is what REALLY shows what the internet has come to.

get over yourselves! can you not appreciate art for what it is? even if it WERE incorrect, what's the big fucking deal?

[stovnergutt]

lol.. funny..

[bookwormadv]

plus you are the fucking retard

[bookwormadv]

@MrKennybobs what you say is what you are so your mom is all what you said about my mom

[MrOknkandi]

Very interested and the guys are so stupid because they do not need help whyl they on the ground

[UncleKennybobs]

Well, it was better than a BBC comedy.

[bookwormadv]

my mom is an english teacher. I asked her and both of me and her were correct. IT IS FISH EVEN IF IT IS DIFFERENT SPECIES. Now you will tell me it is sheeps if it is a different species?

[UncleKennybobs]

@bookwormadv Your fat mother, like all teachers, is a fucking retard.

Noun

fishes pl. 1. Plural form of fish 1. (universal) multiple kinds of fish Coral bleaching threatens to disrupt the population equilibria of the reefs fishes.

She should be immediately sacked for teaching idiots like you shite like that.

[MrSomecrackhead]

@bookwormadv what does different species have to do with a word being pluralized?

[kawless]

So couldn't they just lay sideways and roll?

Nah, that would require effort and foresight.

Guess that's why he became a Hood.

[kawless]

Yep, the Timex Sinclair had its day, now only good as a boat anchor.

And it should be FISHEE FISHESEZ.

[moodswyng]

i don't like it.

[daraldlee]

Oh My God!

Has the English language come to this?

'Fishes' ??

There has been no such word before the internet era.

[WhatIsThatBlueStuff]

@daraldlee

It IS fishes, idiot.

[WhatIsThatBlueStuff]

@daraldlee

It IS fishes, idiot.

[KryptonKyote]

OH JESUS CHRIST! Look I know I started this but I'm gonna end it, no one cares anymore.. so stop acting like a bunch of middle-classed vocabulary-minded nerds and just watch the movie then go.

[Jabberwockee]

This is great. Also: Shut the fuck up, everyone.

[35FILMPROJECTION11]

I hate all of you.

[raptros]

i can't belive you guys are arguing over something as trivial as a word: fish or fishes what the crap? i always heard the expression "tell it to the FISHES" dispite of either being fish or fishes.

i'd like to hear everyone's thoughts on this film my thought on this: what goes around comes around, you my climb the wall of fame but, you know the higher you go the harder you fall, when that poor bastard fell he fell so hard he ended up stranded with no chances of recovering.

[td0lama]

U ppl are idiot. Yes we all know fishes is not plural for fish because plural form would also be fish. The reason behind the word fishes represents the two idiots...

[bookwormadv]

Singular: Fish

Plural:Fish

just as

Singular:Sheep

Plural:Sheep

[AlexReynard]

I expected more from this film.

[AlexReynard]

Dear Google;

I'm not going to switch to Chrome no matter how many annoying goddamned ads you force me to sit through, you whores.

Love, Alex.

[neobear66]

its pretty neat tho :)

[StrangerToEarth]

Hey Alex!

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So what are you waiting for? Switch to Chrome today! Be a CHROME person!

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Sorry, I just had to.

Sorry.

I haven't let it rape me yet either.

[AlexReynard]

@StrangerToEarth

LOL! Okay, that was pretty good.

Actually, I'm indifferent to Chrome itself, I just hate having to sit through commercials.

[gunny2020]

@AlexReynard I encourage you not to be swayed by fickle arguments, but after reading a third-party comparison of several different browsers, I decided to try Chrome. Personally, I have found Chrome to be faster and more reliable than Firefox, and it even uses a little less memory. I think you should at least try it.

[AlexReynard]

@gunny2020 Personally, I have found Chrome to be faster and more reliable than Firefox, and it even uses a little less memory. I think you should at least try it.

I already tried to. My OS won't run it.

Which makes me dislike having to sit through ads for it even MORE.

[Samuraionthewall]

@AlexReynard @AlexReynard FireFox + AdBlock + GreaseMonkey + Youtube cleanup (userstyles org) = no ads anywhere.

[johnmcc182]

@AlexReynard chrome rocks

[sherox08]

@AlexReynard Or get Geico car insurance

[DINOLOVER6717]

@AlexReynard here here!

[TLMcKinzie5601]

@AlexReynard but chrome is actually.... good

[samuraisokolata]

@AlexReynard your loss

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[kittycat01320]

"Main Entry: 1fish

Pronunciation: \ˈfish\

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s): plural fish or fish·es

Usage: often attributive

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English fisc; akin to Old High German fisc fish, Latin piscis

Date: before 12th century"

Merriam-Webster dictionary now will you both shut up?

[PandemicEnd]

Both of you shut up.

[R0adh0g16]

god my life feels like that, so depressing

[xKongeNx]

wtf?

[illduce333]

blah blah blah

[nightriderdave]

it must be my lucky day im irish i ran a stop light to get subway and a cop pulled

some one els over and then followed me

and the cop got stuck at the stop light

[blaze909]

i luv it

[thetruegamer1]

@blah11blah it may seem fish SOUNDS like it fits in doesn't nessisarilly mean it's right....but in this case,u are

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[jobuXC]

kind of stupid.

[MultiShivaker]

bakit

[cinemAr1T]

love it!

[ALIENSEVIDENCE]

nice nice!

[darkeyedmusician]

How wonderful. I enjoyed this short very much.

[MultiShivaker]

ano to

[onomonster]

Also: fishes can refer to many types of fish. As in, see the fishes? Two goldfish are fish. Two goldfish and a beta are fishes.

Bam.

Now watch my cartoons.

[karzon89]

these guys have the creativity of goldfish. that's why they're swimming with them.

Cement is heavy, but not so heavy they couldn't lift it off the ground with enough effort. The idiots tried to jump. you roll toward the rock wall/ground, you lift your block, and let it drop. when it splits, you smash the cement off the individual legs by swinging at the rock wall. walk away. OR ask the several people you see for a crowbar! surely one of them could find one to save your life.

[janskorb]

Great effects..............

[crazypumpkins]

That guy on the floaty is my hero. XD

[patrick5158]

haha, still i dun get tis vid... im so... nvm.. good art there.!

[pooprulezearth]

Movies like this don't really need a point, its pretty self explanatory.

A good watch, and well done short

[WebsterAnn]

It's very well done. Excellent filming, etc.

But wtf? Nasty children always get their comeuppance? Yes? Feels like black humor...

[Questyman]

I sort of like it.

[hayeskevin55]

biggest waste of my life

[deniseaguilar1]

I dont know why! But I like it!! =D

[futurestoryteller]

"Get fucked, four eyes! Why don't you go out with her you love her so much?"

[adderaX]

ok!

[progressivesou1]

so funny

[TheDrinkingGameShow]

what's the point of drinking? TO GET DRUNK!

[Allslayer]

that was fuckin great

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[forgottenxfriend]

@THEHOLYSPLIFF everything is

[AndreyOrlov9]

Yes

[UnstoppableSlinky]

I thought it was interesting that they were British, because I thought this method of murder was popularized by American gangsters. Be interesting to know how he lit that cigarette. I also thought the ending was a bit sudden, no real story or closure.

I liked it a lot though.

[pocketlint60]

They're IRISH, why do you think this vid is featured on St. Patty's Day?

[jonnydrr]

@THEHOLYSPLIFF sweatshirt

[KaliaMigold]

ok?

[gionet601]

like it