The Girls of MST3K

[AfternoonProductions]

1:22 truer words have never been spoken.

[feardrinker]

I got a mantis in my pant-is

[TheITALIANJRZYGUYNNJ]

lol at fudge.

[TheITALIANJRZYGUYNNJ]

maybe if tv land and nick at nite can cut down on airing the nanny on both stations they can cut on nanny out and re air this.just saying.

[zybeco]

He copped a feel LOL

[NemesisMuse]

Dumb question, what was the name of the movie from 00:42 to 1:09? For the life of me I can't remember and it is bugging me

[Perktube1]

@NemesisMuse spider island something?

[CightonProductions]

Reporting for bed, sir!

[darastarscream]

4:13 . . . why some things are better left undubbed.

[cerwidwen]

Horror of Spider Island, methinks

[JCrownwell]

@cerwidwen thanks

[JCrownwell]

Would anyone be kind enough to tell me the name of the film at 00:35?

[advflynn]

@JCrownwell Horrors of spider Island I belive

[JCrownwell]

@advflynn

thanks I got it. I was just interested in who the jealous woman was in the clip.

[goreombola]

She really was on top of old smokey :D

[thundahcakes]

Due the wounded turkey!

[eviljoel]

Wait, why didn't you include any of the Japanese ladies? You know, the ones who are usually ordered around by giant man-children or actual children. MST3K had dozens of those.

[tomthefunky]

MITCHELL!!!!!!!!

[paktype]

"She really was on top of Old Smokey!" The best was the last one, LOL!!

[GixxxerKim]

Wish the description told which ones these are clips from.

[Ravewithme21]

"But I got a mantis in my pantis" <---most beautifully immature line ever.

[talkinghead22]

"Oh! She's presenting like a mandril!" LOLLLL

[saguviper]

I don't like fudge!

[iwanttocrashmybike]

Epic=-)

[MightyTick]

"Will you cash a two-party check?"

[trier4952]

"She really was on top of ole smokey, wasn't she?"

[HolyHammerStrike]

I think most modern dancing these days can be called the wounded turkey..

[B17Boy]

3:10 -- You know what I'm looking at right now? That EXIT sign! Oh yeah!

[angelgod2]

@4:12

I fucking lost it there. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE!

[TheLackofattack]

4:20 damn, sounds like fun!

[Bobzeaux]

Hugo! Hugo! Hugo! BUTT-LADY!!!! BUTT-LADY!!!!

[tigerboy1966]

As I remember it the response to an attractive woman was usually:

"Saaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!"

[geridg]

2:40 "or your silver ones we don't mean to discriminate against your other colored boots". so funny:)

[PvtRichardCranium]

Reporting for bed SIR!

[Assissan1232]

Can you do something for me?

Can you just pack your bags and fuge out of here?

I don't like fuge. :)

XD

[GermanChocolateCake]

"She's presenting like a mandrill!"

LOL

[ChiiMotosua101]

@GermanChocolateCake I've seen that episode! It's like, the Space Mutiny or something. Lol, it's ridiculous!

[GuitarHeroineno1]

"Hey, I can see myself in her butt!"

"You can see yourself in ANYONE's butt."

[Mikeyphoto8]

last scene is hilarious!

[chacha1847]

Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachwear Fashions of Charm, OH

[jaydubyuel]

"Ugh, she's presenting like a mandrill!" LMAO

[SABRINAandJOEY]

"Hey I touched her boob, you guys! I'm not a virgin anymore!!" LOL

[zaphodthenth]

... Sears hookerwear?... LOL!

[SonicThunderBYG]

Aaahhhh............. I sure do miss that old SciFi logo, back when it actually played good programs.

[jclaine]

Do the wounded turkey!

[MerciRayMcKay]

I got a mantis in my pantis :)

[NateCarlson98]

Um...Mhm...oh...Wow...



[cbennz514]

How come they didn't say the line "My pantyhose is itchy! My pantyhose is itchy!! Itchy, Itchy, Itchy!!!"???

[throbbin87]

you can really do that through pants???

[demboys18]

HEY! He coped a feel!

I saw that!

[MichRockHop81108]

Or your silver boots we dont mean to discriminate agains other color boots

[MichRockHop81108]

I TOUCHED HER BOOB YOU GUYS IM NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!! WOOO!

[SPNR101]

"thats a female buttox gary, i dont see the connection"

[PlanetGoofballdotcom]

LOL I disapprove! Joel would've never authorized this!

[linkovics]

"Do the wounded turkey"

[MsTwinkle101]

4:13 - 4:32 << innuendo? O_o

[rsqizar]

Do they even show this anymore???

[odalthila]

@rsqizar yup, it's called rifftrax

[DJCamYank]

He coped a feel!!!

[crnrdfox]

"You know what Im lookin at right now?"

-What?

"That EXIT SIGN"

-OH YEAH!

LOL

[MichaelHansenFUN]

MST3K is on scifi?

[retardswithrayguns]

horror doo wop RETARDS WITH RAYGUNS come listen and subscribe

[whatitdoinc]

pause, play, then press 5 over and over, your welcome.

[OtisWild]

I got a MANTIS in my PANTIS!

[MegaHAnzIV]

COPPED A FEEL!!!!

[OmarAlQaseer]

13 people were under the impression that they lost their virginity after copping a feel.

[rockysid92]

"Reporting for bed, sir!"

[flapjackrabbit]

"Hey I touched her boob you guys! I'm not a virgin anymore! Woohoo!"

[camelface1]

I don't like fudge.

[mouse264]

@camelface1 Aw man, why did I say fudge, that was stupid

[chollyo]

I'm going down to Moby Dick's, it's Ladies Night.

[KnockOut22]

2:07 lol.

Tuck it back. hahaha

[prosfilaes]

At 0:30 is the Sinister Urge, by Ed Wood.

[UKISOCIETY]

DID YOU SEE MY BUTT?

[TheToleratedLime]

2:22 LMFAO

[guitarhero2211]

you know what i'm looking at? that exit sign.

[silvertone953]

what's the b&w film at 0:30 - "should i dance for you?" - "it's not necessary, you're hired" ...?

[plainshirt2]

@silvertone953 Horrors of Spider Island

[DrPoon]

The blond in Agent for H.A.R.M is smoking hot.

[knavehart]

Where is the chick from WEREWOLF?

[davincent98]

What's she thinking? I'm a weightlifter, c'mon.

[crowtservo]

11 people thought that those stupid Jr. High kids should keep quiet during the movies.

[skyzefawlun]

I GOT A MANTIS IN MY PANTIS

[edsquidful]

Undercupping!

[SwedishKuriboh]

"I can see myself in her butt!"

"You can see yourself in anyone's butt!"

[GoreTorn16]

"I don't like fudge!" hahahahha!

[BlueEyes7452]

Pull your slacks up higher!

[sbmalev]

@BlueEyes7452 I nearly pissed myself laughing at this...

[subfusion01]

Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, WTF happens in the 1:38

[subfusion01]

Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, They are not mitchell

[Schone23666]

Aw, you left out a brilliant quote from the Space Mutiny clips.

"Panty hose are itchy! Panty hose are itchy! Itchy, itchy, itchy!" :P

[EbolaSandwich]

"..But I got a Mantis in my Pantis..."

[sonec90]

2:09

HAHA!

[skellington15]

She really was on top of Ol' Smokey, huh?

XD

[pvtpyle74]

Hey I touched her boobs guys, I'm not a virgin anymore!!

[Zlagie]

4:03 almost made me cry.

[LadyJuliette101]

Hey which MST3K did you get these from? I really wanna see them!

[SachaKaBoom]

"Oh no she's presenting like a madrill!"

[iwpoe]

"Or your silver colored boots. We don't mean to discriminate against the other colored boots."

[Bloodykiller2]

@iwpoe

"Do the wounded turkey!

WOBLOBLOBLOB"

[pikminmon]

i touched her boob guys im not a virgen any more! woo-hoo

[9998833]

i can see myself in her butt...you can see yourself in anyone's butt....lmao

[PinkMenace1227]

It's kind of funny now about 90% of the viewers of this video are Male, age 35 - 54. Just saying.

[knightni73]

DO THE WOUNDED TURKEY!

[fitz175]

I got a mantis in my pantis! Oh that's one of the funniest things ever.

[Calgarian]

Hey you know what I'm lookin at?

Yeah?

That exit sign.

Oh yeah.

[Ravewithme19]

Hah, this is great.

[cfjackson123]

HAHAHAHAHAh 'FUDGE OUT OF HERE?' HAHAHAHAHA

[CattailsandRoses]

looks like Dick Vandyke is screwing around on Mary Tyler Moore at 1:52-2:25

[DesperateAmateursone]

I guess I got to go easier next time LOL

[MrMayhem3k]

i was crying @ 4:13-4:40

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Did you see my butt? LOL

[supernightmaren2]

what movie was it from 1:52 to 2:26?

[Andr3wTime]

@supernightmaren2 it was the Agent for H.A.R.M. episode lol

[Bhodisatvas]

go romulan babe go!!!!!



[IHaveTheQi]

"Hey that reminds me, did I bring my hot dog buns?"

"That's a female buttocks Gary, I don't see the connection"

[MarkFanboyX]

Do the wounded turkey!

[Dogmeat1950]

old smokey

[bastianskaye]

"Know what I'm lookin' at right now? That exit sign."

[bastianskaye]

"Reporting for bed, SIR!"

[TitusYorick]

"Hugo, Hugo, Hugo - Butt Lady!  Butt Lady!"

[wickedsks]

i still wanna see mary jo pehl naked

[cartmanrlsusall]

@wickedsks for shame burn enclean chubbychaserbuuuurrrrrnnnn....­.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!i was gonna keep goin till i hit 500 characters but i got bored.on second thought she is kinda hot....but ont tell my buds i said that

[dsfddsgh]

I think i need to start going through my MST3K DVD'S again. I need to see some shitty movies again. LOL

[sr71ablackbird]

"she really was on top of ole smokey, huh?" from Parts- The clonus horror. I'm just wondering how it is that they got Peter Graves and Dick Sargent ( the 2nd Darrin Stephens) in that movie itself...lol....

[norsef]

"I can see myself in her butt"

You and me both.

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

Woman: Ohh Gary!

Crow: Pull your slacks up higher!

[KarlaLOL]

*random girl orgasms* XD wtf.

[userIDx666]

4:15 movie is 'The Slime People', i believe... season 1 or 2

[TitusYorick]

@userIDx666 Actually, that's from Season 8, "Horror of Party Beach."

[warriorcatsfan24]

"Maybe I'll go a little easier next time"

lmao

[GrimReaper19]

Reporting for bed, SIR! 

[stringbenderE2E]

Anybody know what movie that is from 4:15 to 4:33 ?

[NoirMage]

Horrors of Spider Island, brought to you by the national garter-belt council.

[sr71ablackbird]

@NoirMage lol, I'm still debating that title...still thinking that movie should be called "The whores of Spider Island"...lol....

[mestresombra]

do the wonded turkey LOLOL

[bryan10983]

"Sorry teenage boys of the 50's, this'll have to do!"

[TrafisBroan3000]

That's right...walk in front of me so I can see the VPL...

[live4marilyn]

What movie is 1:53 from?

[bruteinazootsuit]

@live4marilyn Agent from H.A.R.M.

[MarblesStudios]

"you know what i'm looking at right now?"

"What?"

"The exit sign."

"Yeah!"

[AncientGearEngineer]

could you guys make a loop of this and show it for about 30 hours?

[RtyuioControlsYou120]

They're right. In the future (Right now), we have no shame!

[thegirlnextdork]

So... much... gut-sucking-in...

[necros65]

didja see mah butt??? LOL

[noirakita]

"She really was on top of old smokey!"

I always love the mst3k boys comments about scantly clad girls. They always get a giggle from me.

[ptoner87]

LOL @ 4:11

[spinemelter2000]

Does he say "farts the visible panty line horror"?

[stinkoman78]

@spinemelter2000 No he said "parts" the visible panty line horror. The name of the movie they were watching was called "Parts: the Clonus Horror".

[Incanman22]

in the begining you see a cute blonds butt and then a classic sexy girl, ooo looove it!

[nelsonr12]

DO THE WOUNDED TURKEY

[brooksie19]

"the jcpenny's hooker wear"!!!

[chacha1847]

@brooksie19 For the casual hooker at work, rest, or play.

[OzzyFan87]

"can you guys make a loop of this and show it for about 30 hours?"

[ghostsmask]

What's the deal with undercupping?

[ewthmatth]

"do the Wounded Turkey!"

[MsDirtylittlesecret]

"JCPenny hooker wear!!"

[J4jackass]

Yeah~ That is on Sexy exit sign~

[Devilock79]

I miss Joel. =(

[Gjkl345]

I dont Like fudge. LOL

[lovegerardbutler1987]

"Reporting for bed, SIR!" LOL!

[EST0PA]

so in the future there is absolutely no shame.

[DrPoon]

ah that mantis pantis line was incredible

[Izone508]

do the wounded turky yeah LOL

[BlueEyes7452]

Well, it's a nice day. I'm gonna go home like this.

[demboys18]

LOL, - "hey! he coped a feel!"

[rsmandudeguy]

She really was on top of old smokey huh? 4:36

[47of74]

What about the girls of Manos, or Angel's Revenge?

[mafiaz187]

BUTT LADY!