YouTube - Lewis Black Starbucks Hillarious!!!! WMV V9

[TheGreggiraldo]

357 people have been to the end of the universe

[ReviewCam]

LOL LOL LOL

[TheGreggiraldo]

4 people work for starbucks

[TheGreggiraldo]

he and denis leary think alike

[iqirus2]

I hate coffee!

[deepshockonYT]

In Canada, we say this about Tim Hortons.

[rad4life1]

@deepshockonYT Yup, we even hold a world record. In the Niagara Region, the most Timmies in a concentrated area. Tim Horton is turning in his grave!

[44mhornsby]

I just sent this link to my girlfriend on facebook..she asked me what it was...I responded with "the end of the universe".....daunting isnt it?

[maryjaneru8]

Nice thanks, i got the new Starbucks Gift Card for Christmas go and get it now!! lol here: bit.ly\t543xx

[rockchickfairy]

2 starbucks employees have watched this

[metalwiseguy4444]

I would love to see someone with alzheimer's walk into one of those Starbucks. xD

[happilea]

What makes people decide which store they go to.....I mean same menu. Are they too lazy to cross the street so they needed one on opposing streets?

[Kakerot4141]

I frequent a Starbucks in a minimall in my town, which is down the street from a Target. a few days ago I had to go into that Target to get some stuff, and while I was there I noticed they'd replaced their shitty cafeteria type area with a Starbucks. I literally had a cup of Starbucks coffee in my hand as I walked, unknowingly, into yet another Starbucks.

at that point, two thoughts entered my head:

1 - damn, I wish I had a watch to see if time stands still

2 - damn, do I have Alzheimers?

[dvica3]

The 1 dislike must be a Dunkin Donuts fan.

[xXSpirit4MusicXx]

@dvica3 lmao

[idontwant2bpoor]

this happened in pueblo colorado growing up....but with mcdonalds. there was 1 in the walmart, then another in the walmart parking lot which was down the street about 2 blocks from a mcdonalds.

[Evi1M4chine]

Sup dawg, I herd yo liek Starbucks. So I put a Starbucks inside a Starbucks, so you can FAIL while you FAIL. ^^

[cogle]

As others have said, he's talking about Houston.  And even better... after he did this bit, Barnes and Noble opened a big store in the same parking lot as one of the existing Starbucks. And guess what's in the lobby of the Barnes and Noble? That's right-- ANOTHER Starbucks! That's THREE in a two-block area. W.T.F.

[Trinexx360]

@cogle

Since I've lived here, I never really knew about the end of the universe (granted it's a joke but lewis isn't exactly wrong). When I went to visit the end of the universe, standing between those two starbucks, I felt as if my life had already ended.

Houston shall no longer be known as H-town. Lewis has renamed it to "The End of the Universe".

[TheJtpond]

Starbucks actually does this on purpose(according to my insane physics teacher) he says that they have done research that shows, people love Starbucks, but not enough to cross the street in a big city to get it. Ideally(for Starbucks anyways) there would be at least one Starbucks on every block.

[7scorpio7]

@TheJtpond - Living in a big city (LA), I completely believe this theory.

[JayCross454]

Lmao nice

[theladywriter]

Yep, he's referring to the corner of West Gray Street and Shepherd Drive In Houston. It's in the River Oaks neighborhood. I live in Houston, and I can attest to the fact they're right across the street from each other. It's bizarre.

[HiIamajew]

He would love the third starbucks that is on the same block now.

[DarkKrystal]

@benjgvps OH MY GOD YES

[InsaneBroadwaySinger]

I live in NYC. There's one on every block.

[garganrose]

you think that's bad down the street from my house there 2 dunkin doughnut's across the street from each-other.

[Allovertheplace84]

Lmao!

[deliciousmorton]

The only thing good about starbucks is the public toilet.

[SonOfDisaster91]

@AhKiLLeeZe he's referring to the River Oaks shopping center specifically. I was just there this morning. And actually there are THREE at that location if you count the Starbucks inside the Barnes and Noble right next to the Starbucks on W Gray.

[YorkJonhson]

*Going on College visit*

Guide: And here's the campus Taco Bell.

Me: Yay. ^^

Guide: But it's being taken out this year for a third Starbucks.

Me: Aaw. -_-

[SuperZuhayr]

Lewis Black fails to mention one key detail -- Next to one of these such starbucks, is a barnes and noble, carrying, yes, a starbucks

[Revinita]

@benjgvps There are a lot of Starbucks here too.

[DevSodDribble]

I believe it's Tropicana Drive in Las Vegas, you can see a 7-11 across the street from another 7-11. Right down the street from where the Liberace Museum used to be.

[sparkowitz1]

There are two radio shack's in the mall in my town. one right above the other. I asks the teller of one if he was aware of the existance of the other. he wasn't. I don't go to the mall much anymore.

Also, I would just like to say that Dunkin Donuts is invading my town.

[Jerseysson27]

I have a starbucks in englewood, but it isn't the end of the universe, just the beginning of something bigger :)

[khelbenrage]

Starbucks is not about cofee they especialize in serving creame with sugar.

[HowlingWolf518]

@benjgvps Actually, we have both Starbucks AND Tim Hortons. We're a pretty lame country, sometimes.

[DarthBismarck]

@HowlingWolf518 No, we just love our coffee. Though the reason we've allowed Starbucks up here still escapes me. I'm just glad I've yet to see one in Northern Ontario.

[jasminehks]

i think we just recently got a starbucks in Sweden...and it's in the damn airport...so yah..it's like having none

[TheSnoopy1750]

"Oh look, a Starbucks!"

Lewis Black is the funniest comic today. Not only is his material funny, but his timing and "anger" are hilarious.

[SnarkLicker]

0:06 - GO BLUE!

[PrincessKittyChan]

This actually happened in the town next door to my town. It was the strangest thing.

[evilangel007]

@kawarandy There is one at Schiphol, at A'dam in the city, at Utrecht Cs, at Leiden Cs and there is one coming to R'dam Cs....

[marianosman]

Our university has two Tim Horton's in the same building 100m from each other.

But in their defense, one makes sandwiches and the other doesn't and they are always busy.

[gullwing14]

in downtown Vancouver, there's two across from each other

[KevinLightstar]

@benjgvps Tim Hortons is the shit

[MayasaurusRex]

Haha, there's a Starbucks in a Target then one right across the parking lot here. Then across one across the street.

[Dredsina]

We have three in the same mall near Seattle.

[Juvarni]

There are two on my college campus...they're like .5 mile apart. hahaha

[BigEasyWinger]

LOL I live about 10 minutes from where a Shell station is across the street from another Shell station. :P

[karp821]

Hillarious!!!!

[rvicencio]

Sitting in a Starbucks on Orchard St in SIngapore, a hot and humid place, and you can turn your neck you can see two other Starbucks.

[Wildave007]

The starbucks in my town got torched. lol

[inhonorofsam]

Well, you go into the one on the south side of the street if you want to sit a while. You go to the one on the north side of the street because it has a drive-through, or because it's on the same lot as the bookstore. So much more convenient. So much more civilized.

[starwarsandtffan]

I have been there so many times lol

[uptheironsacdc]

So

much

lols

[HowlingWolf518]

LOL: everyone who sees this clip instantly thinks "He's talking about us!!"

[nozferatu1234]

@kawarandy yes we do. more then actually. check out cities Amsterdam, Utrecht, Den Haag, Rotterdam etc.

Almost every central station in holland has 1 or 2

[edgarreyes14]

@kawarandy Lucky

[geancanach]

@kawarandy

yes there is - the station in utrecht has one

[royalbrainwave]

@kawarandy You have not looked outside of your little town, have you?

[kawarandy]

@royalbrainwave i know now that we have a few starbucks, i was wrong (the city i live in is reasonably large... just saying)

[Reuwje]

@kawarandy Op 25 juni 2007 opende de eerste Starbucksvestiging in Nederland op luchthaven Schiphol.

[ShadeMC]

@kawarandy

you should check the National Airport... And we have them at other places as well

[Kansloos88]

@kawarandy faal haas we hebben er 5 ofzo

[kawarandy]

@Kansloos88 ok ok, heb me reactie verwijderd, ik zat fout...

[Kansloos88]

@kawarandy hehe oke niet verwacht dat je zou reageren :P haha per toeval dat ik hier kwam :D

[TheMuismat]

Louis Black? wtf dude -_-

[heavenshaffer]

I still would love to work at Starbucks!!!!

[heavenshaffer]

How many times is he going to say starbucks? come one and tell me!

[UnionKid15]

hahaha so hilarious thanks for posting this.

[deemilieu]

yes, he was talking about a trip to houston. i'm pretty sure he's talking about the intersection on westheimer and post oak in the galleria area. it's 100% true.

[SickMouth]

@deemilieu Nope, he's referring to the two on West Gray and Shepherd. As a native Houstonian, I came to Black's same conclusion before he ever addressed this atrocity.

[CaptainProwler]

The word Starbucks is starting to sound weird he says it so much.

[nocureforstupid]

@CaptainProwler There are actually a lot of words that sound so strange after you hear them ~10 times in quick succession. Pick any 4 or so lettered word and say it 10 times. In extreme cases, you'll temporarily go "Wow, who came up with ____? and what does it mean?"

[heavenshaffer]

@CaptainProwler At leat this way, he'll never misspronoumnce Starbucks!

[AhKiLLeeZe]

He's referring to houston, TX.

[SickMouth]

@AhKiLLeeZe And let it be known, there is now a third Starbucks on that corner. Not shitting you.

[meganxyxx]

@AhKiLLeeZe texas loves starbucks.

[Jerseysson27]

@AhKiLLeeZe I work at starbucks coffee myself in Englewood, NJ, we have no complaints about having too many starbucks in NJ, i mean, there are not that many out there these days due to the economy and stuff, they had to close a couple down. I mean, it isn't the end of the universe

[KimmyTrammell]

There's a Starbucks in Memphis, and across the street, there's a Starbucks within the Barnes and Nobles Bookstore. Crazy!

[BetaStationX]

is there a video of this without the images? Lewis black's expressions are what make me die of laughter not numerous pictures of Starbucks...

[MissLucyBoomer]

I think this is in Seattle?

actually....this has probably happened in many places :3

The first ever Starbucks is small. I have seen it, I live near Seattle :D

good for me

[Nathan1097]

Could credit it

[Nathan1097]

Thanks for stealing my video douche

[cghouston610]

I live in Houston, and at the corner he mentions there are actually now three Starbucks at the same corner. The third is in the Barnes and Noble they built right behind one of the Starbucks.

[whythewar1]

Theres a macdonald...or maybe an exxon station , or a gap...BUTTHERESANOTHERSTARBUCK­S! >_<

[mac1701e]

he's right, that describes union square in new york