Craigslist Personals: Men Seeking Women

[AerrowsLuv16]

Wow...This is hilarious.

[candipill]

Haha - I just posted a video about my less-than-desirable impressions of an online dating service and the stupid things that guys put in their information boxes.

[twiztor123]

you remind me of Eugene from "Tangled" :)

[PyraTheHead]

no men. no men no men no men no men. no men.

[eahazell]

@PyraTheHead and men still reply LOL

[chrisak4298]

LMAO nick you speak soooo eloquently!!! BLACK BOOTY aahaha

[OdeToNecrophilia]

This kind of makes me feel sorry for the entire human race.

[putrikalimantan]

OMG!!! You just made my day!!!

[mythrilite]

oh wow. Yah definitely make more of these vids! XD

[KiaOra53]

My goodness, what a sheltered, boring life I lead.

[StabbyRaccoon]

Nyk is just mad at the end of the video because he found a bigger pedant than himself.

[jumbobobcleo]

ye aint what ye used to be. and you are still reading........it worked for you. before.

stumbling novice. talk direcly into the camera? no. just be what your are. and let

some asshole record it be you. and adorable , overly analical stumblefuck

who happens to be correct and dangerously intelligent? stay with your potential

greatness and let the show NOT begin.

[Gravy5150]

the last one just didn't fit did it? lol The music reminds me of the Mises daily podcast. with Jeff Rigginbach. I cant wait until you review J Locke treatise. you are entertaining>.

[chag006]

Between the music and your pleasing vocal tone it all sounds so sophisticated.

[EyeLean5280]

Very good.

[InYourFaceNewYorker]

The best ones are the ones from Los Angeles.

[TheWALOS]

Youtube, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Nick had one of the best videos of all time.

[Draylock1287]

LMAO!!!

[StarMagick]

This video is full of win!

[Nogre00]

Hilarious. "No men. No men. No men..." I mean really. Has he had problems with this before?

[Miranox2]

@Nogre00 Probably. Sites likes those must be a troll's wet dream.

[jussts]

That breast feeding guy sounds downright reasonable.

[jennyjoe798]

lol...I laughed so hard I cried! Thank you! :)

[FactVsReligion]

oh wow! I really needed a good laugh! :D

[dannyduchamp]

Was that last one yours nyk?

[Jma0322]

@dannyduchamp

haha

[SeekerKC]

What a hoot!

[8DX]

Just want to repeat one quote "I can suck for long periods of time or short": SO TRUE about so many poeple (including me)!

[XNaglfarTheImpalerX]

I like the way you say black boo-tee.

[jennyjoe798]

@XNaglfarTheImpalerX LOL I did too...

[C0nc0rdance]

I am sooooo remixing this!

[mathiasgandy]

It was hard to watch this as I was eating, and almost choked several times....haha...no teeth!

[Inuyshathebom]

I think the main restion why I love these videos so much is becuase your so far from anyone who would post these adds. Its like having a nun read a erotic book.

[tommylehman]

Indeed, if you can find women seeking men ad of such quality as these, please make a video.

[nemo3590]

Admit it, the last ad was yours, wasn't it?

[ImpendingDay]

Haha, wow. I hope there's a "Women Seeking Men" version.

[oldhacks]

god bless the fat line

[practicalmagic9]

i will like this, simply because the ads are hillarious.but for reasons obvious after listening to the ads, i cannot favorite them. my real question is how you kept a straight face for these, though!thanks for the laughs..craigslist is my 'go to' place for laughs, but i never ventured into the morass that is the 'relationship' ads!

[matcotech]

I am an in debt single unemployed alcoholic who recently made the SO registry and am currently in death row prison drinking fermented tomato juice out of a toilet. Make me a sandwich you object.

[Angelwriterspeaks]

omg those were funny!

[WiseWeeabo]

The last one sounded like it could come from you, Nykytyne ^^

[JesusCockInAllahAss]

Admit it Nyk, that last one was your ad. ;-)

[IonStorm889]

@JesusCockInAllahAss

Yes, it has to have been.

[thewildplaces]

:-O

[ProfMTH]

Hard to believe the guy who wants to be breastfed has a "flexible schedule."

The last one was hilarious.

[unseenstrings]

@Nykytyne2, that last "Craigslist Personals: Men Seeking Women" ad seemed to have been written by you!! I might add, you recited yourself perfectly. LOL ;p

[FitoSaav]

I don't know why, but I love your hair.

[Chriseycarlyeah324]

so funny

[raindog951]

I might as well put my ad here Niky....

"Fat middle aged man seeks woman 35 to 55 for strolls in the park, breakfasts out at a nice Cafe once a week, watching of films, chats about weird shit, until we both slowly degenerate into senility and decrepitude, ending up in an insane asylum or drying into mummified husks to be found by our families after 2 years of zero contact thanks to our insulting Tourettes - like outbursts". Come on Ladies! You know you want to!

[Sn0wGl0b3]

The poet guy seriously sounds like someone I know. But then you said the guy was a Jew and I had a sigh of relief...

[8DX]

Can I haz sandwich girl?

[Whatsername1389able]

How can you read that with a straight face? lmao

[umki55es]

@Whatsername1389able That's what I was thinking. xD

[xXLonesomeLyricsXx]

I like it better when you comment on each person.

[omgatheism]

I'm not American so I don't really know what Craigslist is. The only time I ever hear about it is on the news, in the context of a murder, date rape or other sexual assault, so I get bad vibes from it.

[Stonehawk]

God, Nyk, that's just too good. This was such a great idea XD Dude, you just rock. You just rock the fuck out.

[Ignorantf00l]

Oh man, I was eating

[rtardbox]

every add you read was obviously posted by a nigger. the white-guy was just lying as nigger men have a hard time getting any woman.

[FATMIKED5183]

@rtardbox We niggers have no problem bagging fat white womens.Errbody know dat.So what you be talkin bout?

[rtardbox]

@FATMIKED5183 i'm talking about "WOMEN" ... fat, white women are like men with their penises cut off. we hot, white, wealthy men don't even see the females you speak of AS women.... they are club rejects who hang out with each other giggling with dirty looks on their faces while slowly getting drunk enough to allow one of you porch-monkeys to do the dirty banobos on them. they want me, but can't have me, so they poison themselves with alcohol and allow you to bang them and pretend you're me.

[elvisfan22]

LMAO!

[prophetchannel]

I'm sure the last post was yourself.

[evilsceptic]

was the final one you?

[IstalkBananas]

LOL!! The first one made me feel sick....

[Arikiel]

You should read the Men seeking Men ones. They're hilarious. ^_^

[windyshrimp]

I wish you still had the older ones on your account, particually that one that was the mother of all pretentious creiglist posts.

[agentsteve007]

craigslist is full of shit but it's good for a laugh sometimes. 2:45 was that one yours? lmao

[CeaselesslyCurious]

Wow. The NO MEN NO MEN guy was hilarious-clearly he was frustrated at the men who just don't get it.

[jinitron]

Nyk, thank you. It is wise indeed to learn from the errors of others. :)

[CityzenJane]

HA...the last one! god...it makes me sad but truth is - as the say or used to - for every sock a shoe. May each of these very special people find their very special someone....and preserve the rest of us!

[seanthedonconsidine]

That last man was hilarious. I loved the line "and they don't always gain the upper hand". Well considering that most of Freud's theories are bunk to begin with, that's not really much a challenge then is it? Pretentious windbag.

[Sarahon06]

These people are a bit too cryptic for me.

[AerialAstro]

Man these are always hella funny.

[FutileFreak]

Nykytyne2 i think you should get together with that last guy!

[MsSeaKittens]

I think the sandwich one was a troll. Nice dramatic reading!

[waltermh111]

I love these things and had thought to make videos with the exact same purpose as this one.

Always amusing to go on craigslist and read them.

[adrenacrumb]

Finally, someone who will cherish my gargantuan black posterior.

[clashb]

When ever I'm on craigslist I'm afraid to look the men seeking woman section

[ChuckMeIntoHell]

I love the "No men, no men, no men!" guy. He's obviously secure with his sexuality! lol.

[luvebug21]

my section would be mem seeking men but i dont like craigslist :)

[WSilva832]

I actually thought "creative intellectual" guy sounded the most pathetic. The rest of them were just perverted.

[HeyRuka]

Wow...

[Belle19700]

A croquet mallet, and some prozac anyone?

[MMA]

Haha, I loved this! One of my favorite online pastimes is perusing the Casual Encounters-Men Seeking Women section on Craigslist--endless hilarity! The ads I see are just like the ones you read. Most of the idiots posting on there think that a close-up photo of their tackle will lure a woman in.

[LoneGunman90]

Some of the ones on M4M are more...psychotic, if you dare to venture there.

[Wolfau5]

I think regularly viewing Craigslist would make be go insane.

[chthonios]

Shit, why did you just read out ALL of my adverts ?

damn man, thats just picking on me.

[ZenoFerox]

I gather that the "Oh, shut up!" at the end was your own addendum.

[Thereminator101]

Sooooo...funny.

[dudevoc]

nice dramatic reading  :)

[jmm1233]

They got a turn background dark button , so now we can watch this in low moody romantic lighting

[tomacalin86]

damn. you make them look okay, with that accent and that tone of voice.

[DarkMatter2525]

There are 7 billion people in the world. Somewhere there is a lactating black woman with no teeth and a nice booty who works at Subway and enjoys poetry. We. Must. Find. Her.

[Bebopopotamus]

@DarkMatter2525 3 and a half billion of them are men. Already narrowing it down.

[kelly2353]

@DarkMatter2525 so close, i work at quiznos!

[bowlsallbroken]

@kelly2353

I await your video full of toothless poetry recitation. At work. So we know you're telling the truth.



[ctso74]

@DarkMatter2525 "The Toothless Poet" by Shantel Jazmin Washington. Featuring her famous poem "Bootylicious On Rye". Coming this spring. Wherever books are sold.

[Maxdwolf]

@DarkMatter2525 Subway don't know nothin' about sammiches.

[mrblacksheep1o1]

This shit can not be real.

[SharpesAccomplice]

My favourite one was the sandwich. Or the "NO MEN NO MEN NO MEN".

[ross259]

Good god this was funny.

[nauroticdax]

holy shit this is how i got started on blogtv with bfletcher

[mousegeek]

I'm glad you didn't read out my advertisement!

Oops! watched it again; seems you did read out my ad (I really do prefer a woman that keeps her teeth in a glass by the bed).

[2Critical4You]

The sandwich guy was the best. Make me a sandwich bitch! :P hehe

[sausage4mash]

could you write anything in those adds without coming across as a total loser ,lol.

p.s no men need reply to my comment , no men ! no men !

[SgtDICTION]

What...is...this!!??

[BillKiernan]

dude can suck for long or short periods. sweet, dude is versatile.

[sciencemile]

That sammich one sounds completely tongue in cheek :P

[dangerouslytalented]

@sciencemile that was me... I was dedly serius. NOW MAKE ME A SAMMISH.

[LJonYT]

It's a wonder some people remain single isn't it?

[BLUEFlSH7]

Hilarious !

[IsItTheBagel]

Yay another one of these craiglist videos, they're so funny! I love how you read them haha. Where do you find these extra weird/stupid ones?

[SAsgarters]

Sammich guy had me rofling.

[crankycactus]

was this the DC craigslist?

[fadetohate]

NO TEETH! lulz

[TheUnmaskedMagician]

the music was epic

[theunforgiving]

lolworthy

[StabbyRaccoon]

I should really stop watching youtube while I eat.

[dorkydevil]

an intelectual historian hahahahaha

[qdragon1337]

i heard craigslist closed their personals?

i'm assuming you have to be 18 to sign up (don't judge me!)

[tipoomaster]

Why are you reading Venomfangx's personal ads?

[optiuum67]

The sandwich guy owns.

[I85PIES]

So the white boy loves 'black booty' who doesn't eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

[rileed]

I kept switching between faces of shock and hysterical laughter

[coffin13]

These topics are useless. When are you going to post some new vids of your Bach piano vids . I miss those ..please post some

thanks

[EclecticSceptic]

Deadly video!

[dreadpiratedan]

still waiting for a rough anal creampie.

[BELACSAMOHT]

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[BlodhArget]

Button, oh button,

where has thou fled?

Did thou tarry too long

amongst needle and thread?

Did thou roll of my busom,

and cease to exist?

How I wish I could follow you

into the mist.

[navvellines15]

You would think the “exotic male” got his point across saying NO MEN freaking hundred times! Why would gay men be on the "males looking for women" section anyway?

[CeaselesslyCurious]

@navvellines15 they like the challenge!

[gir908922]

LMFAO!! I think one of the guys who's ad you read disliked this video.  XD

[navvellines15]

@gir908922

Or it could have been a dude who posted an equally as stupid advertisement on Craigslist and got offended. :-p

[BlodhArget]

@gir908922

Probably the Breast Milk guy.

[gir908922]

@BlodhArget Probably. :)

[123backinyerface]

Damn and i thought Craigslist was where you got a couch that no one wanted.

[dubaipete]

Hahahaha! I was wondering when it was going to pop. And it did! I really LOL'ed. Anyway, such is the human condition. Wouldn't surprise me if half the messages you read came from university staff or government/legal officials. We are sexual creatures, albeit with the ability to reflect and imagine. But we are still driven by primordial urges. I have a theory. I think its down to genetics: people are born with a strong sense of morality, or not. Regardless of cognition or education.

[abbynormal0ne]

What do you mean? Those men sound entirely too attractive to me. I should go check them out immediately.....

*shudder*

[Nykytyne2]

@abbynormal0ne I think they're too good for you. Come back when you're lactating more and have fewer teeth.

[yuyuhakushox]

any chance you could link any of this?

[Nykytyne2]

@yuyuhakushox No, because I don't want people going and harassing them.

[oexnorth]

Did you cut your hair? Lawl.

[CrystalEye736]

After your first video reading these adds I went to see for myself, but I started getting a little queasy with the overload of surprise greasy cock pictures youd randomly find in the adds. So thank you nykytyne for sifting through the cocks to bring us the comedy :)

[TheIr0nMike]

I really need to go on craigslist more often.

[bobster451]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[ShaolinViolin]

i used to look at these hilarious ads too. then i began to lose too much faith in humanity 

[TJay9000]

god damn now i want a sandwich =/

[TETSUno1]

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to all the women on behalf of the male gender... I'm so very sorry you've been exposed to these individuals; there are always going to be a few rotten apples... try to find it in your hearts not to judge the rest of us based on them.

[spiritualbully]

*facepalm* Nick ,you wouldn't!

[TheoryOfThomas]

now i know...what lurks in the dark corners of the internet. i'a.

[DaynaGoldstein]

NYK, I couldn't watch this all the way through. I was too traumatized.

[ExistentialExistent]

Rofl @ the "creative intellectual!" He should cite the ladies some of Heidegger's passages from B&T! That will certainly get him laid :)

[Nykytyne2]

@ExistentialExistent That's what I do when I in da club. Bitches love them some Sein und Zeit.

[natedaug1]

@Nykytyne2 Honestly, if I was in a club and a woman starting talking to me about Being and Time, I might fall in love immediately. Shoot if it was a man, who started talking to me about Being and time, I might fall in love immediately, and I am a heterosexual. :)

[ExistentialExistent]

@natedaug1 hah, if I wasn't already in love, I might as well.

[riddleman65]

@ExistentialExistent

"Heidegger's passages from B&T"

I didn't know the bad guy from Final Fantasy VII wrote a book.

[ExistentialExistent]

@riddleman65 rofl!

[smrne]

I am getting the idea from that one guy that he doesn't want men. hmmm

[Nykytyne2]

@smrne Yeah I'm picking up some of that as well.

[Yarcofin]

Hell yeah sandwich

[Hereticbooks]

I rather enjoyed this vid....hehehe

[brokensoul70]

I find it very ironic that the last one being an "creative intellectual" is using Craig's List for his dating needs. That is pretty much like shopping for a Rolex at Wal-Mart.

[Nykytyne2]

@brokensoul70 The funny thing is, there are "creative intellectuals" all over Craigslist, patting themselves on the back for reading three pages of Nietzsche and telling anyone who will listen how they plan to listen to Erik Satie more often.

[jaynkay100]

That last guy sounds like a nerd.