Sandra Lee - Dirty Mary

[dayannaxx3]

tf ? 

[yellowtents]

Sandra was pissed about how much tomato juice that lady added. NEVER DILUTE HER QUADRUPLE VODKA SHOTS.

[TJthinks]

Holy crap...the impossible has been happened....we've discovered someone more annoying and drunk than Sandra Lee.

[ando1135]

drunk bitch, meet drunk bitch #2



[Daveracoon]

this friend of her is just as alcoholic as her! they could be my friends!!!

[soccerwannabee14]

That's not a fucking cocktail. That's 2 types of vodka mixed with a little tomato juice. And how the fuck is vodka YUMMMM. Last time I checked vodka tastes like death.

[cheezypotatoes]

And then Aunt Sandy squeezed the wet vodka towel into her drink, just to give it that extra little bit.

[WFBx]

alriiiiiiiight, splaaaaaaaash there we goooooooo

[rovingrovers]

aunt sandy didn't sound too excited about the alcohol, but that's only because she knew she wasn't doing the pouring, so "a third" actually does mean "a third" and not "half the bottle."

[SappySuperunknown10]

I don't think Sandy was too pleased to see her waste all that vodka just to soak the edge of the glass.

[reddragonshirt]

Sandra's friend is extremely annoying. GAaaaaaaa!!!!!



[SaulMeyersz]

sandra such a slut..

i would bang her brains out!

[Kirandera]

Isn't it annoooYIIIING when people speeEEAAK with an upward infLECTIOOON at the end of every senteEENCE???

[ynot797]

Not only is Aunt Sandy about to down a pitcher of 66% vodka cocktails, but she's also talking about busting out poppers, too! Someone call intervention.

[juliayy1]

you could just tell that she just wants to jug that whole bottle down..

[leoniswoah]

"Vodka"

"Nyaaaaaaaaaammmmm"

>_> wtf reaction is that. How can vodka be delicious??? She's done for.

[goliaboi]

UNbelievable.

[Harpiieboy]

Hey, click on CC and transcribe the audio to get subtitles, you're gonna laugh your asses off !

[vicki1818]

Ahah Sandra was going to add more vodka, then put it on the counter when the other girl wanted to add olive juice



[wespolly]

You know it's bad if the celery starts turning yellow when in contact with the "dirty mary".

[ichigoXicecream]

HAHAA they remind me of whiches making a potion in a cauldron :3

[mamapanda08]

"You are nothing without your girlfriends"

"That's right, you are......absolutely....nothing­"

Wow....

[ynot797]

@mamapanda08 This comment is freaking hilarious, btw. lol Good times.

[raphael3712]

5 bucks says that Sandra wrung the vodka soaked paper towel into her mouth once the cameras stopped rolling.

[DaddysLoonieJunes]

Who says 'Yum' about plain vodka? Vodka doesn't really TASTE like anything. Just burning.

[XjayXcoreX]

Half the time they both sound like Fran Drescher.  I am terrified.

[adr2001us]

I'm surprised Aunt Sandy let someone else pour the vodka.

[greenlife7]

"I'm gunna do it with Vodka, since ya know...it's a special night for us girls." No dearie, I think you mean your Friday night.

[ASassyVulture]

Vodka according to Aunt Sandie:

YAY!

YUMMY!

JUST A TEASPOON *pours in 2 bottles*

VODKA!

:)

YAY!

[AceofHadeon]

"A special night for us girls." Mm, yeah, I bet...

Also, ugliest rims ever. Looks like they were rolled in dirt.

[Harpiieboy]

Why they are talking like that ? I'm sure they're drunk !

[MIDWEST507REPIN]

vodka....

Sandra: YAY :)

[MusicMixology]

Sandra Lee introduces her alcoholic friends.

[therainbowhairpiece]

"my MOM uses WATER but i use VODKA." of corse you do....

[therainbowhairpiece]

no one likes you sandra. just go. 

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

Thattttttt looookkkkss grooosssss

[Harpiieboy]

Why they talk like that ? They are definelty drunk those stupid ass bitches

[CuervoBlack06]

These are the type of Cougars you would see in a group down at the bar, hammered and looking for dick.

[poohbear5050]

i lust looooOOOOOOOOOOOOVE how her freeeEEEEND talks with such an upwar infLEEEEEECTIONN

[boobyhughes]

Sandra like shuddered when her freak friend poured that much vodka onto a paper towel haha "you're wasting it!!!"

[olensiin1]

Vodka, yum! hahaha

[zavekm]

she has to be an alcoholic with yet another cocktail time full of vodka

[PeterAbe1ard]

"While you pour, can I take these poppers up here?"

It sounds like a misplaced piece of dialogue from a gay orgy.

[Thegypsyscorpio]

That stupid friend sounds annoying.

[jamliezra]

ewwww



[xxdogofgleexx]

Sandra hears "pepper vodka" and groans "yaaaay" like a true zombified alcoholic.

[ynot797]

@xxdogofgleexx And then, at the mention of the second vodka, she moans, "Yuuumm. Allriiiiieght?!"

[ThaaSpecialK]

there is cheese flavor in that olive jooze. ugh. & both these chicks have problems. nightmare material

[bedietfree]

Cocktail time! The drunk that is Sandra Lee strikes again

[emma878787]

they sound so excited when making this

[alefaye]

damn that's jickey