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  • LOVE YOU FOR ALLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • such accurate characters! so realistic...

  • awww this is true...

  • This is soo hilarious wallahi and soo true!!

  • love u bro :)

  • OMG!! UR AMAZING!!!

    God bless u man!

  • my moms from iran and her family is shia and shias sunni put never practices and im sunni and practice and my dad is from qeshm island and his sunni and religious FINALLY he found islam but used to do drugs and drink and when he got religios he and my mom divorced! so sad how mom will leave because my dad got a halal job and we got a 3 bedroom apartment house and we made a little lesss money

  • @Quran871 Salaamu Alaikum,I just wanted to comfort you Inshallah everything will be fine .If your mother was non reformable non practising secular shia mabe its better for your dad to let her go.I'm a muslim convert from poland i have no muslim roots and its very hard to practise steadfast without any education or experience.Your sitiuation is a bit similar.Inshalla we ll be steadfast muslim both so we can pass on firm religion to our children.

  • Salaams. This was the first video I have seen and Marsha'allah I am so happy to have found your channel. Please keep making your videos! I am working to start up a MSA at my college and it is truly difficult to get youth to sit and listen to Islamic guidance via lecture or video. Your clips provide reminders that are not only funny but COMPLETELY ACCURATE which is difficult combination to find these days. Thank you for your efforts and may Allah give you the strength to keep posting!!

  • hhahahah lol JUST CALL ME MIKE :) hhahhahaha lol

  • If you are so proud of showing yourself as a muslim then why not adorn a full beard that your prophet use to have. Dont like it? you wont look smart enough? wont be accepted in the society?

  • @apridai I'm sorry, who r u to judge? Lets leave the judging to Allah swt please. If u wanna help this good brother like he's helping thousands of other people, I'm sure u can think of a better way to do it.

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  • I know so many people like that ... I don't understand why they're ashamed .. after all, they're muslims.. the best religion in the world :)

  • so true laqmo you so funny and its so true they do that all the time hahha

  • If people know you're a Muslim, it might have negative side affects on your career.

  • @faisalOrb1 In what way? I am just curious. You shouldn't be ashamed of who you are whether you are a Muslim or not.

  • @PursuitOfPeace It's not shame, but think of it this way.. There is an opening for a big position and your ignorant boss just saw a terrorist attack on the news that was blamed on Muslims. Do you really think you would get that promotion?

  • @faisalOrb1 Well...hypothetically speaking, if I didn't get that promotion I would not sit and speculate...nor would I immediately assume that the rejection had anything to do with my personal beliefs or my race, gender or ethnicity for that matter. It is all too easy to make false assumptions as we never know how people really think or feel...aside from the person themselves, only Allah knows what lies their hearts.

  • @PursuitOfPeace Maybe so. Still... I wouldn't risk it, but I wouldn't go as far as to deny it if asked straight forward.

  • Which Bible is the word of God, Contradictiones in Bible,Why = II Samuel 10:18 David slew the men of 700 chariots of the Syrians and 40,000 horsemen and Shobach the commander I Chronicles 1:18 David slew the men of 7000 chariots and 40,000 footmen I Chronicles 9:25 Solomon had 4000 stalls for horses and chariots I Kings 4:26 that he had 40,000 stalls for horses Ezra 2:5 an exile Arah having 775 sons. Nehemiah 7:10 talks about the same exile Arah having 652 son

    Accept Islam = word of God

  • Masha Allah brother keep the hard work . may Allah accept our good deeds Insha Allah ....Amen

  • @UnderTheBanner

    YES YES YES. SOWWIE. :3

    we are all muslim. :)

  • Mashallah brother! This was really good! Can you continue posting videos?

  • Nice job...keep telling muslims about them!

  • thank you I was able to see the video completely..

  • LOL ARE YOU KIDDING ME? JOOOKEEE. hahaha

  • just call me Mike:D:D:D

    hhahaahha didnt see that coming:D:D:D

  • it's so nice to see another iranian sunni mA

  • @joojookhanomi17 u mean another irani muslim? i dont see the difference brother.. we are all muslims?! 

  • hello asalaam aliakum baba ali. I am a lady and I live in India and was working for an American company here. I have seen exactly the same muslim characters in my office. I really enjoyed this video except that I could not watch it further than :are u kidding me : the video got stuck! could u pls do something abt it.. i tried to see if something is wrong with my comp..

  • yes baba ali! :) this is shown as a new upload on my subscription, unknown reason. mashallah 

  • may god bless this guy, he is AWESOME, kheili ghobid!!!! :)

  • i never seen this even muslims in USA..maybe ppl u met..but actually the oppisate is happening they tell everyone that they r muslims in scl n public places..but anyway i like ur videos (Y)

  • shoulder, chip, loose it.

  • I am half Moroccan and half Egyptian :)

    Im 100% muslim and im proudd :)

  • @jonasbrothersrock125 Rather say I am a Muslim with a half Moroccan and half Egyptian background.

  • arrrrrrreee yewwww eeeeeeeeeeeranian?

  • Quran e are taught to not be proud [57:23]

    Thus, you should not grieve over anything you miss, nor be proud of anything He has bestowed upon you. GOD does not love those who are boastful, proud.

    :In order that ye may not despair over matters that pass you by, nor exult over favours bestowed upon you. For Allah loveth not any vainglorious boaster,-

    :So that you may not grieve for what has escaped you, nor be exultant at what He has given you; and Allah does not love any arrogant boaster:

  • Powerful! Motivating! Masya ALLAH! ALLAH U AKBAR!

  • salaam lol - loved it!!!so true SubhanAllah

  • WHY ARE WE WHISPERING???? #LOL

  • LOL are you IRANIANNNNNNNNNN? :)

  • haha this was funny :p

  • hahaha lol this video is epic. Maa shaa Allah. :)

    All priase is for Allah.

  • The immigrant Arabs are imfamous for this behavior. I heard that there is a restaurant called Kabobs that is runned by immigrants from Morocco. I was told that Muslims do not like to spend money on them because they don't like to give the greeting. Their excuse is because they don't want offend their Military customers. Makes me sick really.

  • i get that all the time at work .....mashallah ...may Allah bless we all..Ameen!!

  • 126 people ACCIDENTLY happened to MISS the like button ;) lol

    Otherwise they'd be out of their mindsss!

  • I know exactly what you're saying. It really annoys me that people are afraid to behave like Muslims at school or in public.

  • HILLARIOUS BRO!!! WONDERFUL!!!

  • hahahaha

  • Yes! IM IRaNian! hahah, hez hillarious! and true!

  • Mashallah Ali you hit it right on the spot !!! Love It !!!

  • BAHAHAHA I couldn't quit laughing at 2.30 - 2.43 :)

    MIKE hahaha what a fail :P

  • ahaha "i´m leaving early for las vegas, pray for me to win" soo funny xD

  • Alhamdulialh! May Allah keep blessing all humans as He blessed Ali! May evryone be guided to the true religion. InshaAllah!

  • THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!!!

  • thast so true and out of masjid they just ignore u

  • Loool hilarious, cus its true!!

  • im iranian! i love how hes a muslim, and explains things really well, using humor! awesome. yeah and his iranian accent was really good!

  • funny

  • The accent of Iranian english was actually pretty good!

  • Alhamdulillaha i am muslim, something any 1 sould be proud to b

  • Alhamdulillah Im muslimah!! And very proud and I know exactly what hes talkin about!!!

  • That's right! Being a Muslim is an honor, something we should all be proud of! Indeed! Alhumdulillah I am a Muslimah. Alhumdulillah!

  • That is so funny hahahahahaha

    That happen with me for real in Thailand when I convert to islam for a year.

    and It really happened with me when I have been in US.

    I thought I have to hide but found out later that to be a muslim is my pround.

    jasakallah

    slam

  • That is so funny hahahahahaha

    That happen with me for real in Thailand when I convert to islam for a year.

    and It really happened with me when I have been in US.

    I thought I have to hide but found out later that to be a muslim is my pround.

    jasakallah

    slam

  • hilarious! thanks brother!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!! undercoverrr! true true true.. :)

  • Thats because your "undercover brother" has some sense not to be a loud mouthed fool at work. When I see Muslims at work (especially black ones) shouting things like fi amanullah it just makes me cringe, it makes you guys look ridiculous. There is a time and place for everything and religion has no place at work.

  • @GetY0urAssToMars yes there is a time and place for every thing BUT Islam

    being a muslim is being a muslim any where any time

  • @cattiegirl1988 Sure but like I said one doesn't have to be a loud mouthed fool about it, keep it to yourself. Doesn't matter what faith it is, it gives all religion a bad name.

  • Ha ha. It would be odd to meet another Muslim working with me. There's roughly 1,000 Muslims in my town which has a population of 205,000. But yeah... I would be like >_>

  • holy crap terrorists taking over youtube run for your lives ahhhhhhhhh ...xD just kidding

  • @neoarcadezr Hahaha really funny i dare you to call someone a terrorist in some Muslim country and see what they'll do to you Hahahaa just kidding (I'm not kidding) go see what they'll do to you.

  • @The0ttoman .....now why the HELL would i do something so stupid

  • lol

  • Very true-

    May Allah give us all the ability to be proud of our religion wherever we are!

    Oh yeah loved the 'What happened to your accent?' loool x

  • very true!!!!!!!!! masha'Allah!!!!!!

  • man you're funny

  • "I'm leaving for Las Vegas, pray for me that I win"...lol

  • Being a muslim is actually an honor ....but the way muslims act these days changes my point of veiw....

  • Mashaallah bro you doing great job!!!!

  • MashaAllah Bro You Doing Great Job!!!

  • Wow Nice Vedio

  • Dude, l love you. You are so funny. I wish I was much younger and umm, not married. I would hunt your ass down. You are hilarious. Keep making the vids bro.

  • DALIAAAA - I believe that it far more complicated than that. Less than 2 months ago a 12 year old Christian girl (domestic servant) was sexually assaulted, abused and murdered by her employer - a Muslim lawyer and member of the Lahore bar. When Christians protested, the Muslims threatened to burn alive any lawyer that represented her family in the matter. What would you call it? Protecting rapists? Second class citizenship for non-Muslims? (Dhimmitude?) Predjudice? Ignorance?

  • I call them non-Muslims. When Christian terrorists killed blacks in the name of Christianity, we didn't call them Christians. When angry stupid people do crap like that we don't call them Muslims either. You're right it's far more complicated because you can't stereotype or judge 1.5 billion people on the actions of a few people that have brain problems. Not mentioning that you can't judge a religion on the actions of a few that don't understand it.

  • I am not stereotyping 1.5 billion people. There are hippocrits in all religions who do not live up to its tenants. I am judging ISLAM. It teaches hatred for non-belivers, especially Jews & polytheists (Hindus & animists). Osama bin laden speaks perfect Arabic and quotes it often before attacking some innocent bystander (without a weapon) with his al-Qaeda thugs. ISLAM calls for violent jihad as a community & individual obligation for all Muslims.

  • He has a political agenda and uses quotes taken out of context to get people to follow them like sheep. Islam says to defend yourself, he manipulates the chapters for his benefit. Just like any book when you take a sentence without reading what's before and what's after will misguide you. Look at this example: If you come near my children, I will kill you..... "I will kill you" can easily be taken out of context. Same here, these verses were for specific people at specific times.

  • We aren't in the dark ages "Daliaaa". We have DNA testing in the modern (ie: non-Islamic) world.

  • MrKrazyLyfe: Unfortunately, in ISLAM, it is Sharia, all or nothing. I quite framkly have no problem with the death penalty for murderers, but what about raped women who don't have 4 witnesses to prove they were raped as opposed to engaging in an act of infidelity? A women equals half a man in court? A women gets half the inheritence of a male? Once again, you sugar coat ISLAM and Sharia.

  • It's not sugar coating anything, in order to understand a law you have to understand the reasons behind it. For example, men who rape women get the death penalty, you want to send a man to death without enough proof? do you really want to have a woman come up and say i got raped then sentence a man to death with no proof?

  • @daliaaaa - in the modern (ie: non-Islamic) world, we have DNA testing. The whole 4 witnesses "law" is just a way to keep women subjugated under the rule of men. What about men who take advantage of the law? How do you "protect" your Muslim women then? Honor killing? A stay in the local Pakistani prison so that ticked off male relatives can't get to them?

  • I'm very thankful they do now. They didn't have DNA testing back then so the best way was that system. Now, they need to use that method to prosecute rapists. I'm just curious, do you think Pakistan is trying to protect rapists? They might not have the resources to use this technology. There is no reason for not using the technology and not using it.

  • and the half inheritance thing, men have to provide EVERYTHING for women, on the other hand every cent a woman earns is hers unless she wants to contribute. So who do you give the biggest share to?

    If you want to examine something correctly, you have to examine all the sides. You can't state that explaining something is sugar coating it.

  • @nohudna Listen buh ur the one who is blinded and is ignorant. If you study Islam properly you will see that the shariah law puts in a lot more of an impact on criminals than the states or the UK. Why do you think that the murder rate in the UK is so high?? But in the Shariah law abiding countries it is a lot less because the penalty for murder is execution.

  • nohudna...calm down bro

  • HEHEhE IRANIAN nice!! Salam Aleykom.

  • Alykum asalam wa ramatollhi wa barakatuhu brother! I'm iranian!! and a revert too! Alhamdulillah.

    Mash'Allah brother! By the Will of Allah Subhanhu wa Ta'ala, you're so funny and done good things by teaching/reminding us and entertaining us.

    ps. 'Esteve' HAHAHAH

    it's like you spied in on my house.. 5:42-5:55 is EXACTLY what my fam said..(&more lol)..Alhamdulillah, Allah Subhanhu wa Ta'ala is my support and strength. 6:40-6:50..iranian accent is SPOT ON..MADE ME LOL. Allah Hafiz.

  • ahahahahahahahahaha THIS IS SO PERSIAN ACCENT, RRRRR U IRRRANIANNN ???

  • @ForJustice29

    he is

  • Merci :P

  • Awesome !!!!! aarr yuuu Iraninaaan ? hehehe

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  • Masha Allah baba ali keep up the dawah with that sense of humour! All of your videos are whats happening in reality and jzk allah for the opinion and advice. :)

  • Ur vids, lessons, and comedy is timeless((;

    Something funny is I'm not Muslim, but everyone has called me Ali since Ive been born and my stepdad used to call me Ali Baba! Lol

  • haha iranian accent xD

  • @pathologyex

    ISLAM has no shame and MUSLIMS are the best of people. Your sick culf of death and worshipping idiot.

  • wooooooow all i can say s wooow lolz love da videos... thy r tight.... u knw wat am tlking lol hahaha

  • Love the Iranian accent!

  • hahaha. Are you Iraniaaan? Are you Iraaaaniiaaaaaan??

  • u know what i'm saying? lol

  • fitt neger ge fan i o va med på varenda jävla fitt tag jag söker på hora

  • You should delete your comment theonewonder.

  • LOVE IT

  • LOL ALI, YOU ARE HILARIOUS IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE! & MashAllah for your discussion on these Islamic issues!

  • like he is undercover or something, like he is a secret agent. pssssssssssssst! XD unfortunately sooo true :((

  • hahahaha i love your videos

  • rofl...omg mashallah

  • are you eeRAHeyaaan....i can't stop crying. so halarious.

  • lool very funnnyyyy

    can I ask u someTing

  • salams, cool wrk bro may alaah bless u!

  • i am muslim from saudia arabia thnx man this is so good

    i am Proud be cuse i am muslim

  • @waleed362514987 Are you proud that apostates in your country are put to death?

  • @OzDeist

    the god is saying this not we

  • "Being a muslim is a Honor, so be Proud of it."

    Wow

    Salam

  • @alstjibo right thats so right bit whats up with the asent

  • @alstjibo ^yes! this! absolutely!

  • ur Brilliant Bro

  • LMAO ! ""are yuo iranian "! perfect (P

  • "You verk here now!" ROFL great impression of Iranian accent. Great Job Ali agha!

  • I swear when I saw this vid I was ROFLMAO! The thing about it is though is that...this stuff is true. When I realized that, I think I was more laughing to keep from crying. Oh Allah guide us, guide the muslim ummah. Ameen.

  • I just wanted to say this to All the guys names Mohammed & Ahmed ...plz plz guys treat the prophets name better stop giving urself nicknames like miho, mido,memo ... guys it hurts :s dont u know how blessed you are with being named after the prophet ... BE PROUD OF IT

  • Cant help but find these videos humerous yet inspiring for the younger generation....wish some ppl would stop picking on small things and look past these minor things and stick to this brothers points......I'v been posting these vids up on my facebook to get these msgs across 2 my freinds and family makes a change listening to a brother which isnt so boring for the youths...

    Keep up the good work!!

    Will be watching these vids very often inshAllah.

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  • A sahabi name ????????

  • Sahabi = Companion, here it refers to a companion of Muhammad (PBUH) whose name was Ali (RA).

  • 'me and my buddies are going to a spagetti factory restaurant and we're going to have an all you can eat buffet spagetti especiale.' hahahaha

  • He reeeealy needs it !

  • miiiikeeee

  • MashAllah, good job!

    but, it seems  (& and it may be just me) that u targeted iranians in that last few minutes, bcuz of the Iranian guys surprise another Iranian, Ali ,goes to Jummah prayers n then he was going to gamble . Seems to me that all Iranians were unfairly stereotyped to be gambling non practicing muslims and being a practicing muslim as well as an Iranian myself, I have to say that not all of them are. this is jus my opinion! But I love this series , keep it up!

  • thats true man

    but i am Yemeni (middle eastern)

    and there are a lot of guys in here that don't get a long to islam a lot and like what baba ali says "its like they are ashamed to be muslims" because the place surrounded them influence a lot.

    its our jop to teach them

    take care brother

    peace

  • LOL

    True!

    Islam, we should be Proud of Islaaaam.

    Alhamdullillaah.

  • Salam you are rigth man

  • Ngen1 You make me sick to my stomach

  • Hahahaa... =]

    Funny funny!! I'm laughing my [scarf] off (now really) but it's funny.

  • masha Allah your videos are Absolute Phenomenal

  • This bro is SO awesome! Mashallah, BrotherAli, keep up the great work!!!!!!

  • u r absolutely right akhi, some of my friends are like dat in my skool. They r embarass of being muslims.

  • As-salam alaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatu! JazakhaAllah khair for all your work ! ... MashaAllah! MashaAllah!

  • georgeee ..

    bobbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyy hahahaha

  • y there is such stupid ppl in this world!!!!!!!!!!! he is not tring 2 make u lough he tring 2 make u open ur eyes!!!!!!!!wake up muslims

  • oh my lord he is so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • he is so funny lol!!!!!!!!

  • this guyz heavy gud

  • he is so cool> mashallah

  • hahaha. Can u pray for me???? hahahahaha that was hilarous

  • i am not iranian. i am gazan from palistine..but my teacher is iranian!!!!

  • Mash allah! People should watch this instead of TV.

  • Bro guess what I just found some other pplz making similar VDs to urs....they cant even beat you by an action. It's your C rights haha not anyone else.Salam and keep it up dude. But I tell ya something, they had a good try though......... haha shhhhh

  • Are you Iranian Ali? Are you Sunni? Sorry for asking

  • read about him in wikipedia..

  • Very,VERY,VERy gooood