Swimming Sloth

[hamster0shaken0plz]

People: were just helping the little guy out!

Sloth: No damn you! Dont take me back! their trying to eat me on that island!

[jorgeochoa223]

One day aliens are gonna c us on vacation and say wait a minute u don't belong there and zap u back home and ull remember the sloth

[LolItsUsAgain]

But sloths swim for miles don't move him

[unspokenrespect]

LOL its swimming so slow its going backwards

[mrsmogbirch]

put it dooooown!

[Mazan34]

Thanks for your kindness of helping the sloth! :)

[huggga]

That sloth is like wtf are you doing... let me swim dammit

[LolaPepsiCola]

reminds me of ET

[Ducksymoylan]

Sloth for olympics swimming champ 2011/2012!!!

[Wolfrunner326]

I'm sorry but that sloth was not a good swimmer. Generally, swiming requires FOWARD MOMENTUM, that guy was going backwards with the current. Really awesome though

[CLander270]

That sloth is stoned outta its fuckin' gourd.

[ashotforcharity]

maybe he was trying to commit suicide. u ruined his life

[SlothStar8]

Is there any sloths in new York I want one So bad

[SlothStar8]

I LOVE sloth with all my heart and I have never seen one. U are lucky u got to see and hold one lol

[SusanLoriSusan]

You guys are awesome!

[NickNoRtHeRnLiGhTs]

sloths are the chillest mother fuckers. they just sit in trees, smoke, and chill around. doin what they wanna do. fuck it, take a swim?

[ZxionXxX]

SAAAAVEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE!!

[GAYPRIDE1985]

wooow totally cool!!!! what a neat thing to come across you are so lucky!

[kkildeyy]

Hi sweety, where you going? Sloth; Fuck off cunt.

[shakejuntofosho]

slooowwwwwwwwww reacccctttttiiiiooooonnnnnnnn

[sharall]

i keep rewinding to where he gives her hand a dirty look, I love it, even sloths can get attitude lol.

[BlazenFallen]

People be nice its not a big deal Lolz sloths are so cute

[wiidiwii]

i think he fell off a tree and was like fuck...untill those people kind of helped him though he still has a short swim till he gets to the main land

[ScJADE]

that's not a f*cking shore!!!!

[slimdonut123]

welli did a school report on sloths and this bitch pissed me off they eat fucking leaves and unless theres no leaves there he didnt run out of food and why the fuck would she put him on a leafless tree in the middle of the river

[ven380]

@slimdonut123 Are you fucking stupid? I see leaves on that tree

[ClassicalCurator]

How do these things survive in the wild? They must taste really bad

[Butterflyy19]

Isn't that just a tree in the middle of the water? How's that supposed to help?

[Ilovetheoutsiders1]

@Butterflyy19 It's really close to shore so it'll probably swim the rest of the way when he feels like it... I think

[ilballodisanvito]

that dog looks hungry

[mrfumanchu802]

Sloths have it so easy

[wra7h]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR AMERICAN ACCENT IS LIKE DRILLING NAILS IN MY PEE HOLE

[smartcarrollerskates]

i like to believe that sloths were stoners that got reincarnated as animals

[TheTui2e]

He goes faster in the water than he does on land

[KeyGamer18]

Good job saving the sloth and stuff but why put him in a tree like wouldnt that just trouble him more like wtf

[xtinagyl]

naw cute a sloth swimming

but when yu take it out of the water kinda looks like ET :/

[Kenster168]

good job guys!

[Aesonseth]

I looked like ET

[TheModernOps]

when she picks him up and he looks at her..hes like put me down bitch!

[OdinSweetie]

Watch the Amazon Institute's youtube video of sloths swimming, eating, all sorts of things on OdinSweetie channel or visit the Save the Sloth page at Razoo.com.

Kindly,

Joanne Stanulonis

[THATVATOSANTIAGO17]

How the fuck did he run out of food? The bitches eat leaves and from what i see , there are plenty of leaves!!!!

[MrModeratelyUpset]

The answer to what he is doing is simple, he is out their getting skeeted awn

[reaperpwn173]

lol sloths are supposed to swim, did u think he was dieing?

[rollinghills22]

the sloth is the pothead of the animal kingdom

[JOrawardosanjh380]

I would keep it

[0000rrfff]

this animal is kid cudi smooth all the time and high

[love2punk]

What type of dog is that?

[carlosm12]

wtb alligator 

[83679]

all i can imagine is that sloth thinking is this real life? while swimming

[soccerlover2834]

its swimming backwards??? O.o

[mibaja]

@soccerlover2834 yeah... -.- they can swim only backwards ... because of the build-up of their bones!

[soccerlover2834]

@mibaja oooo i didnt kno that! haha

[khamaji09]

now what next?

[albatros606]

daaamn it woman. i was going the other way.

[JakeIsAStoopid]

0:52

"THE FUCK IS THIS??"

[JasmineWithBeauty]

Jeeeese. Chill out its not a huge deal that she didn't know sloths love swimming. She didnt even hurt it.

[dieckjobst]

you're stupid. do you think it just jumped in the water for no reason and then needed your help to get to a random ass tree in the middle of a river? sloths are good swimmers. do your research before fuckin with the wildlife of other countries

[Ragecat5000]

That tree looks like its in the center of the river(lake?)

[cptmuska]

u stranded him on some drift wood, nice work lol

[83679]

@cptmuska its funny because they are so lazy they would just prefer to live on a piece of drift wood the nmove on

[Logos87X]

"Hey pretty! Where you going?"

:sloth looks at her, starts swimming away: 

[humanparody12]

Those damn things move like greased lightning in the water compared to how they move on land.

[lcpanthers66]

When it finally gets on the tree and their pulling away a aligator comes and snatches it.



[ajhark12]

It's getting away from stevie

[theseamonkeysass]

You didnt even put it on the island, whats it supposed to do on that tree in the middle of the water???

[XOGODLY]

1:15 hes like "thaaaaank youuuuu!"

[YourPersonalAsian]

"LADY! Y U NO LET ME SWIM?!"

[WakingMajority]

Of all the Sloth videos I have seen, That sweet women was the only person I have seen with balls big enough to actually assist the Sloth.

[whorebot325]

@WakingMajority I know right!! People act like they are some kind of poisonous animal, like they attack people or somethin!! using sticks and shit to move outta the road..U can just pik em up cause they're little sweethearts!

[afiguy926]

@WakingMajority well it's not wise to touch a wild one because of parasites and stuff

[WakingMajority]

@afiguy926 she just picked it up man.... she didn't eat it raw. Sometimes being nice is better then being wise I guess.

[afiguy926]

@WakingMajority a lot of parasites are microscopic and can be absorbed through pores and such. Sloths are actually known as being micro ecosystems because algae and bacteria colonies live on their fur

[MrLucyissexy]

ahh they make me laugh everyime like how they walk and swimm

[cunninggnomefoo]

lol sloths have no chin, just like my mom

[83679]

@cunninggnomefoo they are also stupid as fuck

[houkou1]

@cunninggnomefoo I am assuming that there are no sloths in china then.

[visceraViSAGE]

I like when the sloth is getting picked up and its looks at the persons hand like: "The fuck is this !?" -rageface-

[4nalyd]

when she picks him up he's just like "woah, the water got less wet here... oh, wait... some chicks pickin me up... okay then. yeaaaah, bro. oh, hey! A tree." Nature's stoners.

[ross67]

i was waiting for that sloth to smack that chick be like "REALLY ARE U SHITTING ME I JUST SWAM FOR 10 STRAIGHT DAYS TO GET PUT BACK RIGHT WHERE I STARTED FROM"

[ximilixaca]

Aww....this was awesome! Good to know there are still animal lovers on our planet!

[shanesboard]

lol that thing has no clue where he is

[TheRitalinJunkies]

Still, sloths have limited stamina compared to other animals. They did a good thing, bringing that sloth to a tree.

[utubepoopable]

sloths are cool

[fantasticem0889]

sloths are actually really good swimmers.

[yazmangina]

Evil carpets.

[Minkso90GAGAFAN]

lol, it is all shrivelled up when it came out of thw water

[Narwhal362]

Should've left him; sloths are actually excellent swimmers and I'm sure he knew what he was doing. Glad you care, but the sloth was fine! =P

[AvatarHigh]

she's lucky he didn't maul he face off when she picked em up.

[MrClickity]

@AvatarHigh Yeah, if she sat still for a few hours, that sloth could've done some serious damage.

[msrienne3d]

that was not he shore

[Mrboomx]

its probably dead now, stupid lady

[fakespotter]

why did the lady disturb the sloth? fucking foreigner disrupting the environment

[alexthelizardking]

sloths swim the same way they live their lives, they just go with the flow

[MrBatata]

Sloths are the natural stoners

[ThePeachninja]

Hope he's safe? That isn't the fucking shore that a God damned tree island.

[tombish09]

3 Toed Sloths are faster swimmers than they are on land

[ufofan1980]

You'd better be careful. If that sloth gets ahold of your dog, it'll kick your dogs ass.

[PennyDreadfuI]

Sloths have been evolving on Earth for between 60 and 100 million years... I'm sure glad some boaters came along and helped this little guy... What ever would he have done without them? Leave animals alone, kids. They're amazingly adapted to their own survival. Without human intervention, the giant sloths would still be around.

[Gigas0101]

I want to see as many dramatic remixes of this sloth as possible, put this to the pirates of the Caribbean theme and I promise you it'll be the next great youtube fad.

[ACCFPie]

sloth probally thinkliing THIS AINT THE RIGHT TREE!

[miguel10carranza]

@ACCFPie thats was lame!!!! nigga

[ACCFPie]

@miguel10carranza smart alike! XP

[Jib1337]

"BITCH STOP TALKING AND HELP ME, I'M FUCKIN DROWNIN MAN"

[FunkyHobbitGirl]

sloths are sooo cute, they always look like they're smiling!

[RichCwm]

they are mainly blind so he probably didn't know what was going on

[AutomaticInfection]

awww that is so cute!!!

[echorz]

wow watching him swim is so hypnotic

[ganjasmoker112]

hes trying to get the fuck away from her thick woman she should not have children she should leave and live in the north pole were she can no longer fuck around with nature slag

[ganjasmoker112]

hahahah looks like charlotte fawbert add her on facebook

[88pie88]

awww sloths, the pot heads of the rianforest.

[MacJARedd]

0:50

"Hai women! Wat R U doing? Put mez daown befor ai giv u a slo-mo punsh!"

[WGBraves24]

LOL. Whenever she picked it up it was still swimming in the air. xD So cutteee

[94jg]

Sloths have got to be the biggest stoners in the world.

[dcallstar51]

At first he was like "Ahh hell yeah man goin for a swimmmmm"

But then he was like "Wha... What the fuck man? Put me down... Oh okay.. a tree. ahh yeaahh mann...."

[altobanton]

that is how sloths spread to new areas and find a partner there. sloths fall to rivers from trees and float untill they land in a new place.

[Sheikkailija]

What is the sloth doing there ? The sloth was fucking enjoying himself. Chilling by swimming. Its like: Again these stressed out humanebeings bugging me. Leave me alone or gimme some of that good weed! :D

[Pheenak]

uhg i hate when people "help" animals

just let nature be nature

[XxImpactXGreatest]

0:04

he walkmoon walking. LOL

[platzie]

I wonder how long it'd take to cook?

[aapinator]

wow if you'd play the first few seconds backwards it looks like he's fucking speeding past the boat lmfao!

[katydidmeow]

Please don't fuck with the wildlife. Thanks.

[Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxim]

0:54

what the fuck, man?

[thejohnhurley]

bitch it was just chillin

[eleshia940]

Ok so you have totally intrigued my g/f and she seriously watches this video every single day and commentates on what the sloth is thinking.. it is hilarious.. Thank you for this video, it has definitely made her day ... =]

[djqx]

Does anyone know if they bite?

[doujindance]

I know it for the first time that sloth can swiming.

[ganjasmoker112]

he was havin a r8 chllin sesh in water n she fukin come over n take him out its like when your mum tells you to come inside when your having fun clearly tries 2 get away from the boat when he sees it then hes like wtf you doin stoner animals

[CromartieD]

It would have been funny if as soon as they put him on the branch he jumped back in the water, then gave them the middle claw lol.

[thelazeeone]

That sloth was like WTF lady, I was having fun! Put me back!

[nnnatfilko]

what the hell? saving the sloth? it's swimming because maybe it's want to swim.

[rabidpomeranians]

something tells me that this is the start of sloths evolving into water creatures...

[slothsandshit8]

My brpther and I use to obbsess over this video, we couldnet stop laughing!!

I FUCKING LOVE SLOTHS!

[Keruby7]

funny the dog almost fall into the water on 1:05 rofl

[WitnessToChrist]

What a beautiful creature! His arms are long and his legs are short. So cute.

[maydayparka]

I'm so thankful there are people like you guys out there, helping the sloths, not being obnoxious tourists. Thank you :)

[KralleCR]

that sloth isnt getting anywhere lol. he goes forward a bit then the waves move him back, then he goes forward and the waves move him back and he starts pulling an evergoing itsy bitsy spider xD

[kirbymaster7491]

They'll just drop into the river sometimes. Only a sloth's arms are really strong, so they swim fairly well.

[Bleumange]

how would he run out of food somewhere? there's a crapload of tress EVERYWHERE D:

[kickyourselfout]

when you picked him up hes like wtf r u doing man

[DeadPixel00]

Personally, I would have shot the bastard

[xFuyouKaedex]

It looks like an alien when you pick it out the water!

[MsKimmova]

I wud shit myself if I see one of those in the water, they jus give me the creeps

[uglifroot]

this f'ing awesome!!!

[mackandbrin1521]

i can see why you thought you were "saving him", but actually, 3 toed sloths love to swim :) when they go to the bathroom once a week, they'll usually go for a swim after :)

[KralleCR]

@mackandbrin1521 cus theyre so slow, they shit on themselves on the climb down xD

[wonsz]

Sloths are naturally good swimmers (and they are actually pretty fast in water). They are not afraid of water and if they need to they can easily swim across the river to get to another tree. It didn't need any help... <:]

Sloths are amazing critters :)

[FreyasDaughter]

i love sloths

[matwedd]

sloth is probably thinking:

"ahh for f*cks sake b*tch it took me 5 days to get that far :'("

[addelius88]

That's one chillaxin sloth :)

[shadowgamer31]

why WOULDN'T it be alive? is it such a crime?? lol

[StevenRafiBose]

Lol they probably took it to the island it was trying to leave.

[dazzlepecs]

still trying to swim when its out the water for a good 2 seconds.. How can you not love these guys

[jimmyconway]

that was nice of you =]

[Sinrathir]

right as she picks 'em out of the water you can see in his face what he's thinking: "Whoa, bitch. Too fast!"

[mrasimmons]

@Sinrathir omg i died laughing when you said that thank you so much... immd

[eme456]

thank god for sloths. we need more sloths to make us feel active.

[freakysplit]

SLOTH: "BITCH i wasnt even going that way... great now what the fuck am i suppose to do now, yeh thanks a lot... whore!"

[Fungwabus117]

dude that sloth was just chilling

[AustinTyWeir]

lol, when she picks him up, he keeps doin the swimming motion...then he's like: wait a second, I'm not in water anymore....dammit...

[jimmyboo12]

0:52

He's like "Woah...wft's goin on?"

[UnsociableZombieFoxx]

LOL he looks weird all wet, but hes cute.

[joelaka3pac123]

it looked gigantic at first then she picked it up lol

[garuda870]

good swimmer ? wtf he moves 2feet a month

[WonderersWay]

@garuda870 Exactly what i thought!

Don't know how hanging him up in a root system in the middle of the lake is going to help the wee animal.

[73xld]

They look so much like people but then when a person holds them they look so tiny! must. see. one. in person.

[BigzXeronA]

LOL HE GOES BACKWARD

[JoshIsNumber3]

You should have drowned it.

[IainFable]

fuck you

[JoshIsNumber3]

I hope all of the awful things in the world happen to only you and no one else.

[IainFable]

that is the shittyist come back ever

[JohnWoo]

You parents should've drowned you.

[KonigsTigger1]

lol, they even swim slowly, though I guess it's more floating than swimming.

[Gigas0101]

he was just coastin' along and you put him up in some random tree... wtf

[keiradazi]

@Gigas0101 LMFAO...........seriously

[mewinyoulose]

Damn humans.....chased him up a tree! Dude was surfing... wtf!?

[TrampOllen]

you guys did a good thing