Funniest Commercial in The World Heinz

[NBGNolanGutierrez]

wow, not wat i expected

[x0Demyx0x]

I don't think ketchup would taste very good on Macaroni.... ._.

[vegetablemagnetism]

I remember this freak from my days in Budapest. The local English paper (bit of a rag, tho owned by the Daily MAil, I think) published his op ed piece on 9-11 just after the attacks. It started out a fairly conventional polemic, then he just had to insert his philosophical brain barf about "the concept of infinity". He threatened some female magazine editor friends of mine at the same time who refused to publish his crackpot horse shit.

[SilverAleph]

I am too much of an intellectual to threaten anyone. This is an obvious attempt at Defamation of Character and has the air of Libel. Notice that this person calls me a 'freak' (knowing that I am a member of the GLBT community...hmm!). "brain barf" well when someone does not understand something very Avant-Garde then it is natural for them to demean it!

[SilverAleph]

Part 2: If this female editor had felt threatened she would have called the authorities. This kind of individual...who hides behind a mask of anonymity...is clearly of malevolent purpose. They forced Spinoza into poverty; they burnt Bruno Giordano at the stake; they lied about who Moses really was! Who are they?

[NoodleWorldLondon]

@vegetablemagnetism <<< people like you are the reason this world is so messed-up. your use of the word freak tells me all i need to know about you. your words are like that of a cog...a Murdoch yes-man....a Homophobic fascist....an insecure metro...and probably an anti-semite too...consider yourself lucky that you are not sued for malicious defamation of character...opportunistic parasites who give the few real journalists left a bad reputation...

[LJJT5]

ok silveraleph how fucking cares ok just casue its not "positive" doesn't mean you have to tell us about useless shit the NO ONE CARES ABOUT and stop

and stop dilikeing our comments cause its ur fucking video i mean really GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

[Player1Joined]

its wierd not funny but ehh what the heck 3*

[DonDionY]

Dude, You really SUCK !!!

[Jeuxtesblier]

Can you tell me what software you've been using to cut the video parts?

[LJJT5]

how is this even liked i can act like a retard with juice and say "This commercial sucks but buy our shit so we make money!"

[SilverAleph]

I CORDIALLY INVITE ANYONE WHO READS THE ABOVE COMMENT: to visit the YT account of the person who wrote this comment to come to your own conclusion about who this person is and why they would bash this deliberate nonsensical advertisement! My own conclusion: the person who made this comment is typical of so many brainwashed people in our USA! All she or he understands about anything is what he or she is taught to understand about anything: not the slightest bit of free, critical thought! SAD!

[DonDionY]

This is the most stupid comercial I have ever seen! It is NOT worth watching!

[SilverAleph]

THE ABOVE COMMENT IS: from someone who has nothing honest to say about her- or him-self! Probably just a sock-puppet and/or a brainwashed Neo-Con wannebe-somebody nobody who wouldn't appreciate Dadaism, Minimalism, Warholistic Mockery or any style of (performance) art that mocks, ridicules and exposes the senselessness of, in this particular case, most commercials! Only a relatively sophisticated intellect would truly appreciate the geniality of my Heinz Ad! IT mocks mass-media commercialist....

[SilverAleph]

...advertising, while putting the product itself in a relatively positive light! Had this submission been for a product in The Netherlands, Sweden or France, to name a few possible countries, it would have won hands down!

[monstertrucker1]

one word: American !

[SilverAleph]

ONE WORD: prejudiced !

[KOIJUNK]

eonneonfilms=you

silveraleph=you

katalinyo=your stupid cow

this video=stupid like you and your cow

[germanshepherd456]

stupid

[rynoandliam]

probably the best commercial of all time

[SilverAleph]

I am deeply touched by your wise observation!

So how on Earth is it that I didn't win?

Of course, that's a rhetorical question.

It's too intelligently dumb!

[GreyMop]

OMG i love!!!~!!~~!!

[coloradoavalanche19]

HOw IS THis ONly THe THird COmment???

ROFLCOPTER

[katalinyo]

I checked out the Video favorites in Asia and this one is Number 21 in Japan! Really funny!

[EonNeonFilms]

memorably funny!