The Complete Guide To Christmas.

[xhurricanexhaleyx]

MAKE MORE VIDEOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I LVOE YOU<3

[MrDohmah]

new vid please

[OmfgItsErin]

0:56 hahhahahh

[adslinsloman]

Broo as a Jewish fan your amazing hah...oh yeah I can't laugh :( lol :D

[awesomeness10853]

Damn, are you rich?

[inc0002]

I like what this is now, but I prefer the older videos. I want hateful, funny as fuck, crossing over the line guy. Not the racist against (ie cop out "not really all that controversial, but still about a pg ((or what ever they use in America)) happy smiling, guy. Multiple Topics In A Single Rant=awesome, News I Just Made Up!=awesome, I Can't Love You... =awesome, I Can't Love You... =awesome, well all the older stuff, and the new stuff= really great, brilliant, wonderful, but not awesome. Loveu

[TheFrigginAwesome]

ERRBODY!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT EVAR USE LIMEWIRE, IT IS LIKE THE HERPIES FOR YOUR COMPUTER!!! IT HURTS, YOU CANT USE IT, IT BURNS AND THERE WILL BE PERMENANT DAMAGE.... unless you can find a computer Valtrax...

[Volug15]

Your videos suck stop talking to your self go get a life

[MrDivined]

@Volug15 Justin Bieber fans oppinion doesn't count.

[dush320]

what games do you play on xbox360

[willcheck2527]

molest you with our cheer :D

[coleconn]

Does he play xbox or ps3

[theojoeffect]

That would be a great April fool's joke if the person doesn't notice all the semen on the condom first

[kewlkid856]

youre hilariousssss <3

[Alhambrattp]

great vid

[cordin1337]

oh man, im really sorry to say this, but to me, you're not funny anymore :(

[berryxboo]

ahaha this is funny (:

my birthday is christmas:)

[Chrome4325]

you should turn this into a book

[MissPiggiexD]

omg you talk so much slower now

[columthealmighty]

Limewire doesn’t exist anymore and it was full of viruses any way

[XrandomxHellosX]

@columthealmighty If you used it wrong. >_>

[xlovex4xnirvanax]

on top of my christmas tree my family has Mr. Bill (the old action figure that got put in blenders a bunch) tied to a star on a 9 foot tree. Oh the holidays

[Danikaisburning]

So funny LOL...

[favi0es]

GEEZUS that is a lot of presents.

[UnicornFunk123]

ahaha your videos always make me laugh. thank you. xD

[futasupastah]

OMG do you really have that many gifts?!?!?!?

[futasupastah]

LMFAOOOO at the "haha April Fools" joke!!!

[jimmbboe]

People still use Limewire?

[007suckit1]

@jimmbboe I heard they were being sued

[MrDivined]

Good night, Osama.

[caitlinncorbett]

1234th viewer.

[herme5m00N]

ROFLLLLLL!!

[Nymfen94]

Funniest video you've ever made! It made my day. :D

Oh, and btw, you look handsome as fuck. :)

Merry Christmas!

[thebestsinger4life]

i cant help but stare at the handprint on the wall... has someone been naughty this year? haha love the video and have fun in yoga class ;)

[addicteddosthisound]

Loved it.Nice video!

[jezzkiimonster]

"You. Silly. Bitch. Everyone loves Santa. It doesnt matter if ur Muslim, if ur Jewish, if ur Christian, if ur Black.. Okay im lying, it totally matters if ur black." haha i actually LOL'ed xD

[tripthe1]

It's just not Christmas without a midget on top of the tree!

.

You get a FIVE star thumbs up for the picture of the horse on the wall.

[LILJAYJAY41]

u ever thought about being a comedian??? u shuld :D

[bumbleBEE837]

did the jews whack christ?. . well not really they just ordered the hit. the romans whacked christ who were from italy which makes them the early mafia. . . my history lesson deal with it!

[thegr8stever]

LOL! Nice one.

You didn't fall from the chair this time? haha xD

[crayola342]

DAMN YOU LOST WEIGHT!!! YOU LOOK SO HOT

[SaraWillYT]

Matt... you're so funny. And your video presence is awesome. I'm glad to see you don't completely suck now like a lot of my old favorite youtubers. :]

[Erik753820]

Why are you not making that many videos anymore? I have been with you since the beginning and i shure love your videos.

And BTW Congratz on the wheight loss matt ! And merry Christmas!

[lattekindagirl]

I'm jewish, and i celebrate christmas. THANK YOU MOM!

[ZOMGimrae]

At the end of this video i was thinking " What just happened?"

Anyways. amazing as usual <3

[TmakesV]

dammmmm thats a lot of presents!

[oddballmatt]

lol... matt, I have a giant snow globe lolololololol I felt like u were talkin bout me directly haha. merry christmas man!

[Tetragrammaton22]

jesus was born in the summer

[MalibuMe91]

amazingg :) <3

[righteousgroove]

HAHAHAHA yo fuckas, let's BOUNCE.

[sohighstudio]

have you lost weight?

[MyAnnoyances]

@sohighstudio Uhhh, 120 pounds since june of 09, probably like 15 since the last video.

[sohighstudio]

@MyAnnoyances nice.

[JSP434]

@MyAnnoyances

May I ask how? Sports, drinking water and eating salad? No, srsly. How?

[Skeletonwitharaygun]

@MyAnnoyances

Good job,Buddy

[GamerCheatsForAll]

@MyAnnoyances keep it up your doing good

[CriminalTaco]

@MyAnnoyances Yeah dude you look a lot better :D

[mickiebee14]

Honestly, I'm just proud that you pronouced 'Channukah' properly.

You get a high five.

*high fives*

As is, Channukah is long but over and so unimportant. It doesn't really need to be talked about. It's too overhyped since it's close to Christmas xD

[MyAnnoyances]

@mickiebee14 Well I was originally gonna pronounce it "chun-oo-kuh" to piss people off but I don't think anyone wouldve got it. Lol.

[718Digital]

"you...silly...bitch" hahaha

[koinzan138]

hey wats that wrote on your arm when your holding a present?

[Chrome4325]

@koinzan138 tis a tatoo

[MyAnnoyances]

@koinzan138 It's a tattoo. "What a treacherous thing it is to believe that a person is more than a person."

[turbonetttt]

@MyAnnoyances did love do that to you ?

[dudewheresmydvd]

Three people don't have a sense of humour.

[purplelammas]

haha Limewire was shut down......

[SuP3rNatUraL0v3R]

I love you.

[WTFitsKeKe]

and then he got an eating disorder and got fat, THE END, YOUR WELCOME xD

[sarahewright9]

I like to wrap presents in the skins of people I didn't like.

Oh, and I celebrate Christmas AND Hanukkah, so BOOYAH.

[headlesskiller]

What's better then stand up comedy? On the spot comedy. If you can come up with funnier things just as you go, even if it doesn't get you far, you'll be funnier than half the people who think their funny but aren't. -cough- Dane Cook -cough- Matt, you have a gift, you're one of the funniest people I've subscribed to, you do Youtube good. I was actually sent to one of your older videos by a friend, and I thank them. I also thank you, for making Christmas a better holiday for everyone.

[MyAnnoyances]

@headlesskiller Aw, thanks. That really means a lot. I try hard to make sure that the comedy doesn't wither toward the end, because I figure if I can't do videos often I might as well try and make them as long and as good as I possibly can. Merry christmas to you too.

[thefamousrobloxian]

LimeWire is gone..... *crys*

[OliverHElkus]

you got one jewtuber subscribed right here! i'm aware that im a minority... continue with your christmas celebration...

[MyAnnoyances]

@OliverHElkus Jewtuber.. I like.

[hardworker424]

The weird smile at the end doesn't weird me out but 100 presents in the exact same wrapping weirds me out for some reason.

[MyAnnoyances]

@hardworker424 It's kinda creepy, isn't it..

[yiselys20]

FUCKING HILARIOUS! x3

[ChikaPyo]

oh wow.

XD

so many funny things, i don't even know where to start.

[sophiaswolfpack]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha i'm actually dieing

[AOUSI]

Im commenting before i finished this.

[MissPrincessSarah]

i hate that hand print to the left hand side of ur head by the posters

[christinespage]

I've missed you and your videos.

[looshawoosha12]

haha im jewish and when you said jews aren't allowed to laugh i laughed quite hard

[ohsnapitsalyssa]

I love you.

Marry me.

[AndysEdits]

you are the next best thing, if i was commercial marketer i would have snapped you up already - i dont think even you realise just how funny you are

[crimsong19]

Maaaatt! Hey, I'm Jewish! XD

- Jason

[zebidee44]

Lol, another funny video, you need to be more famous on youtube......

[Blacckkfire]

omg your not dead!

[ranger7theseries]

is lime wire still around?

[PcBreacher]

@ranger7theseries LimeWire has shut down due to copyright law enforcements.

[ranger7theseries]

@PcBreacher yea... thats what I thought.:)

[funkwurm]

Awesome, had to pause multiple times laughing so hard XD

Also you're clearly no Christian for thinking Jesus' birthday is on Christmas ;)

[SupaDupaFlyGirl]

"or eff it put a midget up there, who cares their festive..."

HAHAAHAH I love you bestie

[iamjamiel]

Wait til u see my dick

[StephViciousXO]

Ohhhh Matt.. you silly thing. :)

[cyspence]

Yea, so Limewire's dead, lol. Great vid Matt. Hilarious as always.

[dabbi17]

<3

[ghostofjamie]

Theres is a handprint on your wall, to the left of your head, no no, not your Left, my Left.

Yeah right there, by the posters.

And that is all i could concentrate on the whole video.

[MyAnnoyances]

@ghostofjamie Okay, like, everyone comments on that, I reeeeally need to do something about it. -.-

[ghostofjamie]

@MyAnnoyances hahaha <3

the back of yo' head is RIDICILOUS ;D

[cokebubba]

lol limewire is dead tho O.o

[XTheAwsomeShowX]

i  ♥ You matt

[yellow2purple1]

I love ur videos ! ur soo funny !

[Spare1ForMe]

oh an Eric directed pun with the whole jewish thing?

[lauramarieeeex3]

matt i friggen love you ;D!

i made you call that Sarah girl on livechat! hahahahah remember me?

oh good times .lmaoo

[shutupsarahh]

@lauramarieeeex3 awkwardddd laura.

[NathanJuK101]

Limewire is shutdown since they're being taken to court :P

[lovewillkillusall]

@NathanJuK101 yup, so now I really need that itunes card :)

[reapertheunique]

This was awesome =D

[therantmaster101]

lol my dad bought his mom some vodka for Christmas xD

[Raive45]

Well I am going to be your lawyer, so I guess that counts. (love--Gursky)

[dvn9747]

WTF!!!!! SANTAS NOT FUCKING REAL????!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Hobinator17]

i will go fuck myself, but only because i want to. not because u told me to

[Laszlokh]

oh my god you are a comedy genius. seriously.

[xxSeptemberRainxx]

I'm gonna tell my parents we need to put a ninja on top of our tree. NOW.

[JustTyl3r]

@xxSeptemberRainxx He said "midget".

[xxSeptemberRainxx]

@JustTyl3r Oh. Well that changes everything. :/

[MyAnnoyances]

@xxSeptemberRainxx Ninja midgets. Just saying.

[FaytOfAvalon]

This sucks. Sorry.

[teyaTMNT]

THIRTEENTH, BITCH.

also;

TIMMY'S A BABE.

RAWR.

[alejandraraiza]

Oh and Limewire is down, son.

[e1ghtys1x]

LOL!

[NexusBigFan]

OMG

[alejandraraiza]

66 :P

[MultiPriceless]

50th viewer!!!

[swiftskyler]

i think i found my soul mate?? (:

[imakeDuctape]

whats ur tatoo on ur arm say?

[DarkDragon5329]

@imakeDuctape

" I love nigger cock. "

[imakeDuctape]

@DarkDragon5329 hats what i thought it said

[MyAnnoyances]

@imakeDuctape LOL. It actually says "...What a treacherous thing it is to believe that a person is more than a person." I got it from John Green's book, Paper Towns.

I do consider myself a fan of the n-word cock though.

[zabellaed]

who cares if you're 1st...its irrelevant to life but yay for a new video :)

[ACjake666DC]

about fuckin time mat

1st

[zabellaed]

@ACjake666DC you were 2nd, hahah fyi.

[ACjake666DC]

@zabellaed FUCK

[okaytu]

yay