: Dating Advice : Foamy The Squirrel

[invadersonia]

Is it me, or does Foamy sound different in the reboot then here?

[halofan303]

foamy, the wisdom squirrel...

i could get used to this.

[Valsprok]

many men are stuck on sex, many women don't trust men because of this, i realy don't care about sex, but maybe that's because of my age. when dating, do a background check. dont steal their phone or hack their e-mail, just facebook, twitter, any other social network and their criminal record to see if you can trust them

[FunPoisonKidzMCRmy]

YES!!!

[dogluverist]

did anybody see the gerard way as foamy the squirrel

[TheCopper1234]

Here's some better advice: DON'T FUCKING DATE!!!

Especially not women....women are the very definition of the word "evil"

[justmymage]

@TheCopper1234 That actyally is true.

[Arella17]

@TheCopper1234 Yes because men have never attacked young women and beaten them to death.

[TheCopper1234]

@Arella17 If you have Netflix, look up the series Deadly Women, OR if you have comcast digital cable, look up the channel Investigation Discovery. You'll see.

[Arella17]

@TheCopper1234 >.> you have a very fucked up view of women...frued would call it fierce denial of the desire to sleep with your mother.

[Shaggy53193]

@Arella17 I'd say it's more likely that he's just been exposed to some of the bad (and i mean that as it's true definition) girls out their

[ferretlord2177]

@TheCopper1234 Not really, just 98% of them. That goes for the whole human race in general.

[akihabaraftw]

YOU DROP THAT FUCKER LIKE A ROCK XD

[misstatortot]

so, true 

[KatHyuuga16]

OMG that how we are * smlies and LMAO* and ever thing Foamy saed is so true

[Konohamarugt]

FOAMY FOR LIFE!!

[jessywithay1]

Foamy knows more about relationships than the magazines.

[RachieGalmbert]

@jessywithay1 Yeah he does :D

[ULuvsBritt]

foamy <3

[Nunewt]

such wisodm

[danceurpantsoff13]

Oh my god, what's my name? Oh that's right I'm Amy! Lol never gets old! Been watching these since it came out and their still funny!

[sailormoonfan131]

Hail Foamy the All Powerful!

[samreining]

Wait, where do you live that people play Kernkraft 400 in their cars. I live in SoCal and all I hear is mariachi music and eminem. . .

[ACRedsCreations]

I live in a community were most people are completely stupid, lazy, greedy, hateful, spoiled, deceiving, perverted, and religiously fucking crazy. I am pissed off all day for 5 of the 7 days of the week because I have to be social with them by work or with casual communication.

Women who flirt with me, get the fucking shock in their lives cause I show no display of giving a damn. I am the only honest, independent and responsible guy for miles.

GET EDUCATED AND "MOVE ON" Ya NITS! HAIL FOAMY!!

[Nikafolsom]

hell fuking yeah

[absintheacid]

I think is the best advice foamy has ever given no joke

[TheHybridCrew]

Highdea "You look like a tamopn" ; )

[AndrewRWFB]

If you got girls problems then I'm sorry for you son cause I got 99 problems and and arrow to the knee is one

[MegaPie15]

i luv this squirrel



[MrBlazingFool]

Man, this makes a lot of sense. Does anyone know the name of the background music?

[tearthgrrl]

@MrBlazingFool Mathers composes it himself.

[nedlocm]

i did his and i am now happly in love

[SupaKoopaKid64]

Mung: You got all that?

Chowder: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh @_@'

[HappyIsFleeting]

@SupaKoopaKid64 xD wait what's so funny?

[SupaKoopaKid64]

@HappyIsFleeting

Chowder, the cartoon. You'd have to see the episode to know what I'm talking about. It was one of the first ones. The title was Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin. No joke.

[Zambobway1996]

best line in my opinion: Drop that fucker like a rock. The way he said it :)

[Mattz511]

XD if u can see more clevage than a plumers ass dont get invloved that is the best advice ive ever heard lol

[JaysPlace20]

This squirrel should get paid to give advice. I've never felt like I "needed" to be in a relationship to fill numb the feeling of something missing from my life. I haven't had a girlfriend for a few years now, and I'm completely fine with that. I have friends who are girls, but that doesn't mean I have a set plan to make one of them "mine". I'm even still friends with my previous girlfriend. Sure I want to get married one day, but I'm still in college. I have other things to focus on

[MonoxideChild151]

Foamy droppin' knowlege, yet again.

[Nerf1maniac]

@Styba4289 Ino, it's kinda sad

[CityLights452]

Every person can be an island... I TOLD YOU SO MOM!

[CarlosSpicyWeiner88]

Family guy lois and bonnie

[Nerf1maniac]

It's scary how many life lessons I learned from a cartoon squirrel

[xXWickedXx13]

THANK YOU, MY LORD AND MASTER. YOURS IS THE BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN BEFORE. *bows*

[theoneandonlysarab]

Hmmm, I guess I will do as I am told, after all he is a talking squirrel.

[wickedwitchwest12323]

foamy, thank you XD

[danmanking1]

First like

[Warrior7662]

HEY! its not just zombienation, its called kerncraft3000.....hehe

[clonetrooper889]

you are sooo right!

[Olliesama]

Look at that Like/Dislike ratio!

[XxSonicSalmonellaxX]

all hail the lord and master.

[fujigi92]

all the good comments were taken sooo...... in short-the squirrel's right

[AggroVolken]

Tramp stamps...my turn-off. Sadly I can never find a woman anymore without one.

[TheCopper1234]

There's some adivce Foamy left out: For those of you who are already in relationships/marriages/ect: There are ways you can tell if your significant other is cheating on you: For instance, if your lover is CONSTANTLY saying stuff like "Oh I have to work late tonight" or is constantly giving you some excuse to come home late or not at all....he/she is probably cheating on you. OR if they are constantly acting cold and distant towards you or spend less and less time with you, he/she is cheating!

[madmonkey914]

Foamy's wisdom continues to Rule!!!

[Thepockets88]

@Fade2BlackInDarkness Because its foamy! duh...

[Thepockets88]

@Fade2BlackInDarkness Because its foamy! duh...

[Savvykyo]

AMEN 

[milexmexicana99]

"well i work all week"..

Where have I heard that?!XD

[ouranlover89]

Don't be dissin zombie nation. I love that song. I CARE XDD

[PaperSoapy]

@Fade2BlackInDarkness Cause a human, with logic, created him, and wrote all his lines. So he doesn't...actually. Unless you thought a squirrel actually wrote this. Which would make sense, cause this is pretty dumb. Just sayin'.

[DEAGLESnipezzxxx]

the lord and master .FOAMY!!

[BeingBornAgain1988]

"Stop seeking what is NOT there and move on." Best advice ever!

[hulkachan]

you know he's got a point smart squirrel [alala]

[Arkman968]

Foamy for president of the world. We need someone smart in charge

[Styba4289]

I've had girl problems my whole life, gotten plenty of advice, and the best pieces I just got from a fucken squirrel. Kinda sad huh?

[ffdp419]

@Styba4289 nah, this actually makes sense

[rother011]

@Styba4289 not if it was from a real squirl... at that point you'd be trippin' balls

[Kengar]

@Styba4289 Shit..im with u buddy.

[theScytheofGod]

@Styba4289 Yes, sad.

[TetragrammatonGoetia]

@Styba4289

. . . FOAMY RULES BROTHER!

[TheHolton95]

foamy sound's like he's making fun of us but he's completely right :)

[SecondInCommandFoxx]

I friggin love foamy

[AmazingZombieWeapons]

funny

[JusticeLegend2]

Why the hell am I putting all of these videos of Foamy on the Favorites ?! O.o

[DCbrawlfan23]

@Fade2BlackInDarkness because he(in real life) is the type of person who actually sees how stupid some times the entire race acts and what they abuse from what i've seen so far.

[alifelesscritic]

this thing is NO cat !! : (

[TheMidnightCrusader]

i try to tell my friends that all the time. i dont mind giving advice, but the thing thats freakin annoying is when they dont take your advice and then ask for it later on repeaditly. one word: annoying.

[navybleweyez]

@eternityvicious yeah... chewing on the wiring in my attic... bastards.

[TerminatorT800ish]

what are you even saying???

[TerminatorT800ish]

@Fade2BlackInDarkness thats society for ya

[keltzar1]

It kind of saddens me how much of this should be common sense but people just don't get.

[alifelesscritic]

@keltzar1 =KEEP living with your parents 'till u rott ! ...whereas I will KEEP making "mistakes" ,LOSER !! >: )

[keltzar1]

@alifelesscritic I'm going to just assume that you're a troll.

[alifelesscritic]

@keltzar1 i KNOW- U are : I

[lovestruckloverboy]

Foamy is right XD

[SundaeSundays]

Foamy, I'm in love with you >.<

[renoloverxoxo]

@SundaeSundays SQUIRRELPHILE!

[SundaeSundays]

@renoloverxoxo DONT SUE MEEEE D:

[renoloverxoxo]

@SundaeSundays He needs to get a restraining order!

[SundaeSundays]

@renoloverxoxo B-but he's so smart. T.T

[renoloverxoxo]

@SundaeSundays When you love someone who doesn't love you back, you have to let them go so they can live their life. Then you put rubber cement on the trees they like to climb so you can kidnap them.

[SundaeSundays]

@renoloverxoxo Fine :( I'll try to live with it!

By the way where can I buy rubber cement and a few nets?

[renoloverxoxo]

@SundaeSundays Home Depot

[partyboy8282]

foamy u FUCKING GENIUS



[xI3aRI2AwJoSSx]

Hahahaha!!!! Your right Foamy!! Next time I'll be ready!!! Haha!!

[lordtacoz]

My gf's name is Amy...

[eternityvicious]

@Fade2BlackInDarkness

The squirrels are very wise. Ever wonder what they are doing when you're not looking?

[KelvinLowelllCampe]

Foamy forget running for President. Run for ownership of the world!!!

[KainStrider]

The past two comments under me have violently raped grammar and capitalization. God helps us all.

[kariuchiha16]

@KainStrider See? These are the people that think they're intelligent.Sadly, they aren't.

[KainStrider]

@kariuchiha16 Well don't tell me about it! Fix the fucking problem with a fire axe damn it!!!

[kariuchiha16]

@KainStrider I had to use my last fire axe on a stalker!

[KainStrider]

@kariuchiha16 What about a lead pipe? Screw driver? Mallet? Ice pick?

[16SexiPrincess]

wats wrong with being call "my girl" i dont get tht

[ArmyGuy543]

@16SexiPrincess

It hints that the girl in the relationship is the guy's property, which means they think they own her.

[mrluini]

@16SexiPrincess Makes the girl seem more like an item, rather than a Human.

[leonicky21]

@mrluini hell no i hate guys like u

[XxExtremeRockStarXx]

EVEN THOUGH FOAMY IS MADE UP Squirrel.. Who Ever Sat In their Chair And Then One Day Made Up A Hole Cartoon About Squirrel giving Advice.. Was A Genius... THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS MAN !!! :)

[EvilHyperactiveGirl]

All teens should take advice from this squirrel on this subject... I know I am XD

[tokorev747777]

The Awkward moment with both comments actually make sense too and not asking for thumbs up XD

[hampsterlove1]

the awkward moment when the top comments are the same!

[AsylumsFavorite]

Thats what makes him Foamy. He knows way more than the average human. Seriously. Foamy is the wisest cartoon I have ever seen!!! Man humans can be complete IDIOTS.

[ButtonsAndPillows]

Amazing. I have more faith in a cussing animated squirrel than most of the human race.

[AgentVamp]

I am playing this at my wedding!

[milexmexicana99]

@AgentVamp hahahhahahhaha!

[nicole94591]

My dad listens to Zombie Nation… It's even on his iPod… Is this squirrel trying to insult my dad? Well, the techno-ness of the music does remind me of a laser hitting a tin can…

[xXxShadowNightxXx]

wait....ZOMBIE NATION WAS FROM THE MID 90'S!!?!!?!?i just found out about it early this year...i kinda like it.

[A13x187]

Foamy keeps it gee.

[pichachusan360]

Again, foamy's a GENIUS!!!

[MrPotatoSack177]

I love 90's music

[RagnaZero1]

Foamy is awesome

[Dekan007]

thank yoou foamy... i just got dumped a few days ago and listening to this makes me feel a whole lot better... shes a fucking jack ass and i hope she falls over dead and gets raped by the devil... all hail the all-knowing foamy

[xXPandaTsubasaXx]

@Dekan007 isn't that a bit too harsh? :o

[atmoicspacemonkey]

@xXPandaTsubasaXx Um.... sorry dude but the truth is harsh..

[Purplelady0790]

I like how he is not biased, he speaks for both sides neither defending or picking on a certain side. He simply states that both men and women can be trouble if and especially when you don't pick the right person.

[sjwWalker]

can u see the dislike bar ? neither can i lol

[TheCavemanxD]

thank u foamy i lost a gf and ive been bumbed about it for weeks cuz i loved her never thought id get over it y didnt i cometo or lord and master sooner thank u foamy

[TheMemman]

ah so perfect :) 

[AnyaTheBoss]

love that squirrel!

[XxMaNgAgIrL667xX]

wow... This is actually really good advice.

[midorigirl35]

theres a new name for woman instead of 'my girl' its 'shortie'

[MaidenMarvel]

Lol, my brother once followed Foamy's advice on when a woman drags her man to a jewlrey store window. He was freaking out until they stopped a store away from the jewlrey store and saw he saw his girlfriend looking and pointinf at the cute puppies in a pet shop window. He was relieved! And now they are married. With two kids, and a puppy.

[Remousamavi]

38 people are fat plumbers.

[lexiaazulez1468]

WTF?

[vleal19]

wow! you give amazing advice! :D thanks, foamy!

[mastercheifslayer300]

this is why im single so i dont have to deal with some money grubbing bitch

[mrosebro]

i thought this advice was pretty solid and didn't even laugh UNTILL 1:56 the condom comment "you might wanna ask a few questions" i rofl'd

[Artsytails2000]

It's sad that that an animated squirrel makes more sense then most people in this world.

[KaelaBoo99]

Some white chick came 2 a black funaral and had 3 rings on each finger. She wasn't exactly dressed corectly either and I was like wth?

[DanseMacabre700]

How exactly would one get a condom...on their head???

[KaelaBoo99]

38 ppl have their name on their ass.

[DuralastTurbo]

Another man-hating retard doing their 'men suck' dance. What a queer. Go pray 2 your Obama shrine or something.

[SOTSZ1]

i think Foamy needs a girlfriend.. major fan bonus!! seriously

[SuperTwilightWolf]

GOD FOAMY KNOWS EVERYTHING

[DigitalGhost94]

god damn techno heads, we have one living across the road from us, and that beer swiller is my bro at xmas and he's talking about the slags that fall outta clubs at 3 am & Chav women of england dude ur sooo right.

[DigitalGhost94]

fucking techno heads, i hate them with a passion, we have one living oppersite us, he always blasts that shit at like 4 am, that beer swiller is my brother at xmas, lord knows ive tried, he'll just black mail me later or the guilt trip GAY! he means the chav women that have 15 rings on each finger, theres plenty in england, HE's SO RIGHT!!

[Zachdude54]

I wish i wouldve watched this before a dated a whore who gave my a bj when she was fuckin 12

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

@Zachdude54 that was partially your fault, bro >.>

[Zachdude54]

@MrMittensKillsUsAll Yeah i know

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

@Zachdude54 gotta be careful..

i saved a girl from her boyfriend (total jackass.. raped her quite a bit)

..fell in "love"

we dated for 10 days, then she broke up with me and went back to him..

waste of a first kiss...

[parrottDpassJ]

what's really funny is how every MAN comes from a VAGINA... then spends the rest of his life trying to get back into one.

[philis321]

What has this world come to... People are going to squirrels for dating advice. Sad.

[99FeeBee99]

Has anyone else pondered about the little black dot in foamy's face, whether it's his nose or his mouth?

No? Just me? Okay.

[DigitalGhost94]

@99FeeBee99 that's his nose.