"I ought to make my own site just to host this shit without ridiculous restrictions."
Um...do it. Really. In fact, I was hoping at least ONE of you guys would say this, because one day, something incredibad might happen to YTP on this site. In fact? If I could do web design, I'd fucking do that. Even if it means bringing aboard the BAD poopers.
This was really fuckin gay! We hoped you liked it too. Semen! But hey! I say! Butt sex is okay! Cause we'll fuck you very soose I know! Very soose I knoowwwww. The moon, the bear and your bear ass! We'll be fucking you today. Fucking you Tuesday. Fucking you Wednesday.
This was really fuckIN gay! We hoped you liked it too. SemEn! But hay! I say! Butt SseX is okay! Cause we'll fuck you very sooz I know! Very soose I knoowwwww. The moon, the bear and more bear azz! We'll be fawking you today. Fawking you Tuesday. Fawking you Wednesday.
The "And now a word from us kids" followed by the ranter was genius. Pure genius! You need to make a movie, I'd spam tickets and watch it more than that avatar shit. That movie had nothing on the genius in this video. I hope that ranter guy has seen this. And has threatened you. Much love.
"I ought to make my own site just to host this shit without ridiculous restrictions."
Um...do it. Really. In fact, I was hoping at least ONE of you guys would say this, because one day, something incredibad might happen to YTP on this site. In fact? If I could do web design, I'd fucking do that. Even if it means bringing aboard the BAD poopers.
ranchdressing 5 hours ago
Lucky dogs btw
THE END WAS PRICELESS LOL!!!! XD
Rados130 2 days ago
The show with the bear and the moon is freaking disturbing
Rem5227 2 days ago
Just wondering if I can use the Bear in the Big Blue House song for a video?
Ibeatnintendo 2 days ago
The bear good-bye song is perfect. Geniuss
TheSandyNub 2 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
I completely lost it at 1:00
Meriamfunlandagain 2 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
Meh. All the My Little Pony stuff is tiring, especially when it starts going past the 2 minute mark.
moonverine 3 days ago
lol at 5:38!!
Horsecrazy7934 3 days ago
Song at 3:14?
skysamfreeman 3 days ago
SIEMEN!
PIANOGUY10000 3 days ago
It's not acceptable to call me an ewok.
EpicMintz 4 days ago in playlist Ponies
This has been flagged as spam show
At 7:55 i thought she was going to clean her tears with 50$
gmk120 4 days ago
Semen
Kurostyle21 4 days ago
4:31-4:35 My message to all ponyhaters.
HyaenusDominae 4 days ago
3:28 Egg-Zsasz-ly!
HyaenusDominae 4 days ago
What's the music from 10:15?
CheeseDeluxe 5 days ago
A Magic School Bus reference in a Youtube Poop. You are my favorite person in the world.
Fojar38 5 days ago
03:02 Woo.
TVNOOD 1 week ago
i liked this purely because there's no stupid watermark in the corner
CamTroid 1 week ago
lol this fridgerants guy :D what an idiot
20PercentRainbow 1 week ago
Oh my favorite gavorite LOL
Ectobiologist1445 1 week ago
Cause we'll fuck you very Seuss I know. Very Seuss I know.
guruhoro 1 week ago
THE CENSORED VERSION ISN'T WORTH IT GUYS
BearsAteMyCat 1 week ago 2
Never have I laughed so hard during that Bear in the big blue house segment.
XGiftedGamerX 1 week ago
Developed for lauren faust by television? xD
Pyro25100 1 week ago
what do you want from me diamond thiefs?
YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE PUSSY!
I lost it...
gmk120 1 week ago 2
Remember that this could a dick, a cock, or a penis.
roflmao
gmk120 1 week ago
Come on Josh, you're Dashing me
slowrider8 1 week ago
Category: Cars and Vehicles
lol
SuperNintendoGameboy 1 week ago
lord knows how many times i said, "come one josh your, dashin me!" to my friend josh
Rocklegend20 1 week ago 3
@Rocklegend20 I'm gonna do that from now on. :D
Naeneko77Inikina 1 week ago
Floppy. Floppy. FLOPPY.
ZekesPiano 1 week ago
that ending was frickin' awesome
pummeluffbaum 2 weeks ago
lol @ "we're gonna talk about, my little penis"
JakeIChan 2 weeks ago
2:37
Flutterception !
NanoCoasterDarkV 2 weeks ago
No Twilight. Tukan!
ZeFlyingFurry 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike 2
"Hey."
"Hi!"
"COCK." ಠ_ಠ
Puffedwarrior 2 weeks ago
Does anypony know sauce on 3:14? It looks familiar...
m3t4lUs3r 2 weeks ago
LITERALLY THE MOST DISCUSSED LITERALLY THE MOST DISCUSSED
NAWOO
ShankinFranklin 2 weeks ago
"You make me hard C:"
....awkward silence.
Resurrectedfantasy 2 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This was really fuckin gay! We hoped you liked it too. Semen! But hey! I say! Butt sex is okay! Cause we'll fuck you very soose I know! Very soose I knoowwwww. The moon, the bear and your bear ass! We'll be fucking you today. Fucking you Tuesday. Fucking you Wednesday.
Bye now!
GiraffesInATaxi 2 weeks ago 2
"If you wanna read this, it is literally the most disgust-
If you wanna read this, it is really good, and I reading it right now."
mazrimtaim11 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
LOL, i thought "(censored)" would mean beeping the harsh words
if it does, the it'll be a morse code
Load0Sheep 2 weeks ago
if being cool is all you care about, maybe you should go fuck yourself......! your not mad are you
JakeIChan 2 weeks ago
@djracab25 *insert laugh track here*
Dartyus 3 weeks ago
I'm not a brony and not into My Little Pony. PlayingWithMahWii brought me here.
AND I'M DAMN GLAD HE DID
DoopaThePoopa 3 weeks ago
INto The Magic Schoolbus!!!
FRY356FRY 3 weeks ago
Ponies - best YTPs since cd-i
PianoGamer64 3 weeks ago
"Hey"
"Hi"
"Cock"
cerealanthony 3 weeks ago
"All these fags on the internet and an example I'm gonna use is me."
qwertyqeys 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike
talk about getting your beauty sleep
djracab25 3 weeks ago
Am I the only one who loves "Ahh, poor Will Smith. He didn't know it was a joke." That is fucking genius!
m3t4lUs3r 3 weeks ago 26
00:54, HEY! That's not Derpy's voice!! 8-(
christkids 3 weeks ago
lol hes also got a katie perry poster nex to rarity
pieguyX 3 weeks ago
CERVIX FLEXIBILITY
Atma505 3 weeks ago
FAITHFUL AND STRAWBERRY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Malkmusianful 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck
bluemaria123 3 weeks ago
"come on, josh, your dashing me"
my name is josh O_o
djracab25 3 weeks ago
Can't wait till Wednesday, Luna, and Bear.
precociousParasite 3 weeks ago
0:27 BIG AUNT VIV VIV VIV-VIV VIV VIV, VIV VIV VIV VIV VIV-VIV VIV VIV.
Rayendac 3 weeks ago
Uncensored version: /watch?v=eQx6MZFS2n8&feature=related
GLaDOS996 3 weeks ago
Hey Dikekike, YTPooper24 made a ytp out of your ytp, (the uncensored version), can you please put it in your video responses?
GLaDOS996 3 weeks ago
That ending with the bear was the best
MWaser 3 weeks ago
"I know what you're up to.."
"DAR!" :3
GoopyMarshmallows 3 weeks ago
You know Gilda?
I was the one who said NIGGER.
WHAT?
Craziness714 3 weeks ago
Hey, where is the clip at 3:16 with the kid saying "Oh no, a police man!" from?
DareYouToBeYourself 4 weeks ago
Gilda was in heat.
suppressedkill123 4 weeks ago
What's the name of the video that kid is in at 6:40 I want to know what he is on about
TheVideoGamer5x 1 month ago
this video is the reason i learn English
zxdvas 1 month ago
@zxdvas this is one of the best things I've ever seen posted on a YTP. Good luck with that!
RedMetallurgy 3 weeks ago
IF you want to watch this... it's literally the most discuss...
Tazmo607 1 month ago
it's not acceptable, to call me an ewok.
RainboltWonderColt 1 month ago
"Just because somepony is lady like, doesn't make her weak"
"Yes it does so"
"roll credits"
Why doesn't the actual show have morals like that
OcoryustheBold 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike 51
2:30 purple background pony has derp eyes wtf
phaux4 1 month ago
I lost my shit at the Bear in the Big Blue House part. All my shit, just gone.
crazyspartanman121 1 month ago 3
Friendship is not responding
If you close the program, you might die.
-> Close the program
-> Wait for the program to respond
tore1992 1 month ago
oh applejack, you make me hard.
MisterAirsoftguy 1 month ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GalacticPurplePuffle 1 month ago in playlist My little pony
@GalacticPurplePuffle @ 6:00
GalacticPurplePuffle 1 month ago
What exactly did youtube do?
Takeshi357 1 month ago
Lol what video is that kid from at 7:10 I want to know what he's on about
TheVideoGamer5x 1 month ago
@TheVideoGamer5x HOLY SHIT LOOK OVER THERE A DESCRIPTION
FlyingPigBoy 1 month ago
whats the scene at 3:13 from? XD
newcomer101101 1 month ago
Just because i'm a lady doesn't mean i don't have a dick
TKCAnimations 1 month ago
I wonder if cs188 is entitled to scaled-down horses.
xclassproductions 1 month ago
Where does Ashleigh say "racist?"
20weeodst 1 month ago
@20weeodst She didn't, Dike is just that good at word splicing.
icantfindaacc 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike
@icantfindaacc I know. I realized that right after I commented, and, because it was on an iPhone, I couldn't delete it.
20weeodst 1 month ago
@20weeodst Mmk.
icantfindaacc 1 month ago
@20weeodst its probly the word "race" and the suffix "-ist"
very well done i should add. sounds real
Bronyleader 1 month ago
"We'll be fucking Wednesday."
MaybePotatoes 1 month ago
"So, all you have to do is make a dick, and, lick it?"
EpicMintz 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike 59
This was really fuckIN gay! We hoped you liked it too. SemEn! But hay! I say! Butt SseX is okay! Cause we'll fuck you very sooz I know! Very soose I knoowwwww. The moon, the bear and more bear azz! We'll be fawking you today. Fawking you Tuesday. Fawking you Wednesday.
Bye now!
GiraffesInATaxi 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike 3
What was the police man scene from?
xlivelydemonx 1 month ago
I can't stop laughing, that was awesome.
slimabob 1 month ago
The last 3 seconds was surprising
Tm02ru 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
My Little Aspie, My Little Aspie
Isn't the basement a terrible place
My Little Aspie, My Little Aspie
Everywhere you go, a retarded face
Running and tripping; merrily failing
Watching the pony porn unfold
My Little Aspie, My Little Aspie
What does the asylum hold?
Taroulelion 1 month ago
The "And now a word from us kids" followed by the ranter was genius. Pure genius! You need to make a movie, I'd spam tickets and watch it more than that avatar shit. That movie had nothing on the genius in this video. I hope that ranter guy has seen this. And has threatened you. Much love.
LordValros 1 month ago 3
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LordValros 1 month ago
OH NO!!! THE POLICEMAN!!!
CaptainGalacticMusic 1 month ago 2
I can see ponies replacing CD-I for the new generation of YTPs
TheHellcannon 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@TheHellcannon Except it is so much better than the CD-I material.
amirite?
Naeneko77Inikina 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike
OMG I can't breathe
laughing too hard
MattSipka 1 month ago
Very soooos I know!
yoshizroxorz1123 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike
Developed for Lauren Faust by Television
cheesewheel 1 month ago 3
THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
TheNathvar 1 month ago 5
Oh applejack, you make me hard! BD
takashi0100 1 month ago
"it is not unacceptable to call me a nigger." i was LMFAO
zZM1CH43L32Zz 1 month ago
YES! WE SAID DICK. SUCK THEM ALL!
GiraffesInATaxi 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike
Friendship is not responding
If you close the program, you might die.
GiraffesInATaxi 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike
Damn this was funny! XD
SouthwesternEagle 1 month ago
Well this was really fucking gay. (We hope you liked it too!)
fjord407 1 month ago
@fjord407 Semen.
takashi0100 1 month ago
"Come on Josh! You're dashing me."
fjord407 1 month ago
Oh shit I didn't suspect at first glance i would be laughing the säs out of my Würst but I guess I can surprise even myself! Subbed and fav'd
Grungebutthead 1 month ago
QUIET!...........FUF
CaptainSteelRain 1 month ago
rainbow pie
cdmaster35 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Why is "very soos I know!" so damn funny?
Leeroythegreat 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
poor will smith i lost it
cdmaster35 1 month ago
i know what youre planning DAH!! ^.^
BeakyRed 1 month ago
71 peoples friendship stopped working
supersmashsoeren 1 month ago
Semen.
SRMkay 1 month ago
"Today we're gonna talk about my little penis, like I'm just so disgusting!" loving it :D
Nightmarelord2005 1 month ago
From what video is the awesome kid with the sunglasses at 3:13?
superdoodle2 1 month ago
Pedobear in the Big Blue Van
Shadario777 1 month ago
6:32 o_O
ps3tagup789 1 month ago
8:48
CaptainSteelRain 1 month ago
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CaptainSteelRain 1 month ago
"just because I'm a lady doesn't mean i don't have a dick" omg I lost it.
pumpkingoth 1 month ago
Damn censorship! You SHOULD make your own website, with blackjack and hookers... in fact, screw the website!
bored0stiff 1 month ago 48
@bored0stiff Bender is da bomb! (twice)
AdAeturnum 1 month ago
Cmon Josh, You're dashing me here!
CaptainGalacticMusic 1 month ago
One of the best poops I've seen in a long-ass time.
ElNingyou 1 month ago
Lol "Hey this was really fuckin' gay."
AluminumRazer657 1 month ago
wait derpy not derping
dillon564 1 month ago
@thereaIblackcerberus Your precious little pussy!
duckduckmoai 1 month ago
Dikike in all seriousness snister bobberson snistner bobberson. Ps: all your poops are awesome, they're all unique.
fpsjonny 1 month ago
Just becouse ima lady doesnt mean that i havent got a dick
helgenarin 1 month ago
"Oh boy, looks like I'm in the weird part of-"
"No! No! No! You shut the fuck up right now!"
maiwork6666666 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
6:26 I still hate that loser noob.
Nightfox00rougehero 1 month ago
The bear and moon singing at the end was freaking hilarious! This is the best YTP ever LMFAO
vidiogames123 1 month ago
8:30 - 8:46
The best dialogue in youtube poop history.
Pwnage195 1 month ago
What is the moon bear thingy at the end from
Kushufy 1 month ago
@Kushufy Bear in the Big Blue House
Pizzachu1 1 month ago
@Pizzachu1 Thanks
Kushufy 1 month ago
"Poor Will Smith! He didn't know it was a joke!"
XD
Vendetta162X 1 month ago
OMG THE LAST SONG IS HILARIOUS LOLOLOLOLOL
khoff96 2 months ago
"I always wondered what the fuck friendship is" LMAO
OlaCola03 2 months ago
Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean I don't have a dick
luffyduffy7817 2 months ago
You really make the best MLP movies, keep it up =D
sagemaster 2 months ago
Weird guy: It's not acceptable... to call me a nigger
Me: yeah it is, don't lie
MsGothgirl2000 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike
Dikekike is my favorite-gayvorite.
ThorStudiosBR7 2 months ago
Plz be a god and cut the Mat who is france out :D FUCKING ROFL! cut it out plz and send me link!
Then i will sub to u!
Hey g would u make me a sandwich?
Znuffle 2 months ago
Aw, poor Will Smith...
freddylovejoy 2 months ago
Nothing on YouTube deserves to be this funny.
Watermellonman97 2 months ago
Epic win moment: Remixed rant then 'Lauren Faust dies of hurt feelings'.
DramaLex04 2 months ago
@DramaLex04 lol ikr? i cudn't figure out what it sd.. then this thing fkkd up and put me on fullscreen DX
mjmorris025 2 months ago
the cherry wine part sounded like the opening to the boss music in Paper mario Thousand year door
IAmInHurt 2 months ago
00:9 WTF?
TheBomberCon 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike
This was hit or miss for me, but Pinkie at 3:54 was perfect.
PickyMcCritical 2 months ago
"Friendship is not responding"... FUCK!
Stupid piece of shit computer!
bronyjourney 2 months ago 34
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bronyjourney 2 months ago
What's the name of the song at 7:54?
HarmoniousKeys 2 months ago
*these
Likian5 2 months ago
What episodes are this?
Likian5 2 months ago
0:55 Such graceful first words, Derpy.
BBoy2020 2 months ago
Rofl Daxflame
TheSquirrelAssassin 2 months ago
This is CENSORED?
Likian5 2 months ago
lmfao!@!@!@!@
rsdeathteddy 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Dikekike
This...is silliness.
bloodhazard67 2 months ago
9:40
HellFire23452 2 months ago
poor will smith
LarvitarTheBeast 2 months ago
7:40 krobo is a girl?
gisibah 2 months ago
@gisibah Thats Lauren Faust
AlarmCopter 2 months ago
@AlarmCopter oh ok thanks :)
gisibah 2 months ago