Drunken Japanese Toilet Experience - Funny

[Moonchalice]

Wow, that toilet looked really clean.....and really hard to clean. Kinda reminded me of the tv movie serial Shogun. The English Captain gets used to the upper class Japanese ways and changes his whole perspective on life. I know I could learn to love that toilet (as long as I didn't have to be the one that cleaned it) HAhahaha. The Japanese kick ass in a lot of ways. =)

[Drakovox]

Is that toilet preparing a capuccino???

[DaMrLegoMan]

thats a holy shit TOTO TOILET THE R LIKE MORE THAN 1,000$ EACH!

[Thezanderbander1]

no wonder all japanese men are douches

[thefireguy1]

the toilet got excited 0:35

[UnbalancedAlex]

@thefireguy1 EW! T. T

[takuma630810]

Not place your feet on the seat!!!　WHITE PIG!!!

[kitsurubami]

ehehehahahhaha yay for drinking!

[01yuneydi]

Lol is that supoust to clean ur.. Up ?? Lol

[sithkiller333]

How did I get to watching Japanese toilets. I was watching the new black ops map pack

[KatNipper8745]

Imagine sitting down, doing your business when all of the sudden...

[Comments2uself]

you guys are playin in toilet water on.

[CSSsayYES]

what is rwj?

[megster689]

@CSSsayYES it stands for Ray William Johnson. hes really funny, but a little dirty.

[dmkitsch]

reminds me of a washing machine, wouldn't want to put your laundry in there though D:

[chiron1219]

Right. As a matter of fact, Japanese ass are clean and ready, butt too sensitive and fragile.So save the ass:)

[zocom009]

wtf is that rwj gay dude

[Omgitsmelden]

haha i love those toilets so fun to play with

[afiffaishal]

wait for 10 or 20 more year u guys gonna see flying toilet can swarming around japanese city looking for someone to take a piss or crap lol

[AniMeagan]

How is a clean asshole gross people? seriously? Wadded peices of paper smearing the shit around is actually ...way more gross. Think about it!

[Crazycuddles27]

ok and men say that women get distracted so easy? they are grown men playing in a toilet.

[Chucknorrisaurrus]

@Crazycuddles27 You're obviously a woman. Don't you have babies to be nursing or something?

[jethro035181]

imagine trying to keep that thing clean ...i guess the koreans do it

[xxsamiskwlxx]

Imagine if someone left the seat up and that "Sprayer" went up there ass :P

[momomei106]

these guys are totally drunk... and eww..... i don't know if it's cold water going up ur ass or is it hot or either warm water..... hm......

[nutchan0731]

ahaha., there is no whashlet in Third World?

i like your reaction that it seems you are from jungle

[SYMBV1]

WHAT SO FUNNY???? I use this kind of toilet every day and it is pretty common around Japan. And it is a great innovation because r it is much less likely to cause scratch or bleeding for senior citizens whose skin could be too sensitive to paper friction.

[TheGoodgrl10]

in west virginia you're lucky if you see an out house out in the woods where i live

[Past91230]

@TheGoodgrl10 what county you live in? around here indoor plumbing is pretty common

[Jorfapigo]

In Soviet Russia... Toilet pees aawww forget it.... It's JAPAN...

[Zachadude1]

ok what if you get up and you forget (if you are a foreigner)

[djcola3000]

It CLEANS your ASS, only the white people laugh wonder why lmao

[ROCKSTARTJJ]

how come they don't have these in america or any country.

[agentHOTTIEMAN1]

damn thats so clean.in britain the urinals are made of metal and the urinal walls have graffiti written all over them

[spixieangeldust]

LOL!!!! :D im gonna go to japan!!!! =w= but its weird for it to clean ur butt o_O.... xD

[0003qing]

I wonder how it feels

[megaannoyingorange11]

Balls tickler

[Cloe3278]

lol it cleans you own butt!!!

[ukko82]

tourists in Japan :D

[tengatango]

the japanese have the most awesome inventions... check out my video about the tengatango sex toys. LOL!

[jman11111]

This isn't something new really, it's a bidet...many countries have it.

[cyrus76hb]

@jman11111 werent there allready bidet in victorian times?

[jman11111]

@cyrus76hb my point exactly

[mjmjoker]

im jap but i never use this when i go bak to japn lol

[torso99]

in norway we piss and shit outside

[pOcKyIsLoVe1]

in japn, the toilet pees on U

[ToInfinity1]

@pOcKyIsLoVe1 ur lame, it supposed to be a soviet russia joke dumbface

[pOcKyIsLoVe1]

@ToInfinity1 guess wut, this is japan

[sweetxheart13]

ass wash XDDD

[genkuko]

it's actually cool I lived in japan and i use it ^_^

[AtommicWaffle12]

In Soviet Russia, toilet piss on you! :)

[karim300080]

IT IS BETTER I THINK TO WASH OURS ASSES WITH WATER INSTEAD OF PIECE OF PAPER

[myonlyfavourites]

wth !! Wierd ...

[MisterMeAlexis]

that's just weird

[iRawrZ3R0]

its a car wash for your ass . . . .

[MakeItGoSplodey]

There should be a transformer that turns into one of these

[pfun41]

eeeeeewwwwww

[shikawow123]

This toilet put you something in your house or?.... Please reply because im so scare to move up in japan and if i go at toilet but something will enter on my ass to cleen it?!!!

[messymelon39]

doesn't it take like uhh a long time to go to the bathroom that way?

[MrRadioactiveify]

i got one of these at home washesyourbutts after you shit in the toilet

[trixeyL33T]

Who else came from raywilliamjohnson?

[guitarplayer32]

@trixeyL33T

Yup I just really HAD to see that yodeling toilet thing for myself.

My biggest questions are

1. Who the hell made the thing?

2. Who the hell installed it in the bathroom?

3. Why did neither of these two people object to making & installing such a disturbing object?

[AtommicWaffle12]

In Soviet Russia, toilet piss on you! >:D

[PerfectCakePiece]

i would scare the shit out off me XDDD

[MidnightKaulitz]

That's......xD no comment....

[blizzerd101]

what if you poop on the spay rod?

[Rompf94]

JAPAN ASAP

[thecessnacitation]

Yeah I came from ray also

[SaphiraPorter]

lol imagine what the Japanese must be thinking every time we go insane about their toilets. XD they think we are insane

[KeTeVemCovers]

Soon there will be a video on YouTube of unboxing a toilet or how to use a toilet on eHow

[omer008]

I heard these toilets never miss the spot even if you try to trick them by moving your bumhole to side. Its always bullseye.

[Brotasmo]

these things are amazing! i went on one! its so warm and soothing lol

[jbatard]

"In Soviet Russia-" Fuck it, too easy.

[Mak1392]

does it make me a sandwich?

[TheKazenoSuna]

Hahahahaha I decided looking up other Japanese toilets after rwj showed one. I planned on moving there....but there are so many Japanese toilets that frighten me...

[jhoseph2007]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[123boy123boy12345678]

what if i take a shit on that thing ?

[kevfuze527]

lol

[lece1378]

Came from rwj, checking out Japanese toilets!! Did u? Thumbs up

[UVClay]

@lece1378 rwj can suck my dick.

[StarlightTheAzure]

i thought *only* in Russia, the toilet pees on you

[mazenat]

A lot of people are currently watching this video after they watched RayWilliamJohnsons', then the other Japanese Toilet, then came to this video

Am I right?

[commenterofsorts]

@mazenat Holy shit, thats where i came from =D

[xHerzEngel]

@mazenat

No, I watched a gay commercial.

[TheTechBite]

@mazenat fuck off, "am I right?" fucking faget

[mazenat]

@TheTechBite aaah YouTube people!! So uneducated. I am really glad i'm 1000 times better than you in every way imaginable.

[TheTechBite]

@mazenat I was in a panic, the words coursing though my brain...so naturally I assumed the missionary position and and typed in "fuck off, "am I right?" fucking faget" like the wise Abraham Lincoln would of once said.

Merry Christmas to you two my boy

[flippinllama]

@mazenat nope



[alejomegainc]

"Take your pee back bitch"

[jedenzniewielu]

Revenge of the toilet

[butukau]

actually this toilet is pretty good..i would want one of these toilets in my home..

[moviecrafter]

thats actually a convenient way of cleaning your ass without wasting paper. plus your ass will be a lot cleaner, fresher and less smelier! i would buy one!

[eddy8496]

@moviecrafter

but your wasting water...

[thedaniel234able]

the toilet is like "GET THE FUCK OFF OR ILL FUCKING PISS ON UR ASS! *pissing toilet* TAKE THAT!!!" lolz

[kathleen781]

This sooo cool guyz!! plss respect Asians... They are trying to do their best to make a new invention..............u guyz are jealous cause u guyz doesn't have a cool invention like Asian does............. I'm not saying that you guyz Sucks I'm just trying to say "RESPECT THE ASIANS"

[shaintheman]

@kathleen781 No thanks i hate everyone equally

[MrsKatjaCrazygirl007]

@kathleen781 have u seen the Japanese scary ass moving faces on the toilet?

creepy stuff.

[monkeydude4545]

@kathleen781 we will repsect you when you can learn to invent SOMETHING USEFUL. small cars that use little gas?!?! get out of america.. we are oil fags <3

[Galirouslan]

PALACE FOR CRAP

[yoichi503]

let me su*k yor di*k

[highrpm85]

cant be any cleaner, u dont have to tuch ur as... i hope the water isn´t cold... ;)

[gnihtolcdi661]

i`m japanese.i can`t live with out this toilet

[pr0pr0]

you people do understand how much ore advanced and sanitary a toilet that sprays your ass is right?

all of a sudden you wipe to dry off water, not scrape off poo...

-Just sayin

[HappyBarrelRoll]

1pherrit does realize that New Zealand is Earth's shit stain, right?

[KAIJUFREAK116]

???thats fucking awesome i dunno about you guys but i want one

[paoss1]

0:36 - it even has a penis!

[cdnbrit]

wow so sensitive about a shitter. 

[1pherrit]

@firedan. That stick is designed to shower your asshole after a shit! It's called a bidet! We(the rest of the world) use them, as they are more hygienic than toilet paper!!! The only funny comment here was yours, you ignorant fuck! Clearrly you must be american! Who else could be so ignorant?

[1pherrit]

@firedan. That stick is design to shower your asshole after a shit! It's called a bidet! We(the rest of the world) use them, as they are more hygienic than toilet paper!!! The only funny comment here was yours, you ignorant fuck!

[DarkFacet]

what a waste of water

[moviecrafter]

@DarkFacet what a waste of toilet paper

[electomagneticboom]

drink drink drink drink out of the toilet

[electomagneticboom]

DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK

[electomagneticboom]

DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK 

[Firedan1176]

What if you took a dump the same time that stick came out?

[gottaturnbakk]

in Japan toilets are slaves

[dracoj]

LMFAO THE TOILET IS PISSING BACK AT HIM

[TJD248]

36,000 people wish they didn't take a shit in their usual toilets

[macintosh315]

it cleans your ass for you?!?! road trip!!!

[DontTakeCrack]

@macintosh315 makes sense, i mean you cant wipe that dry chunky ass sometimes.

[Finntroll17]

@macintosh315 Not only that, the seat is warmed up too.

[gmodfan11]

Its meant to rinse your ass!

[o8MetalHead8o]

I MUST HAVE ONE!

[splendidwren]

Funny thing is... You know every American in Japan has played with the toilet lol

[etekno]

asshole redneck, death penalty!

[Tantar117]

lol 0:08

[tonysimonsia]

Who would have thought a toilet would be so interesting. :)  I love Japan...now I just wish I could go there.

[Alttli]

eeeerrggggg pig's..

[kirasimailuver]

THE jAPANESE THINK OF EVERYTHING

[fire444blade]

 hehehe

[YummyRebeccaStarr]

Why is that funny??

[jazmysuzuki]

did you know most japanese people perfer to use their traditional toilets, over these ones.

[welwisher]

@jazmysuzuki

You mean the squatters?

...

[jazmysuzuki]

@welwisher yup ^ ^ the squatters remain popular.

[iiiasaiii]

curiosity that makes the world go round xD

[behappiful]

I think I can smell that burp.

[welwisher]

@behappiful

XD

Lol! Cyber smell. XD

[kosasasa]

go home

[AllThingsLive]

It's bad enough when you take a big poop and the water splashes back up into your butthole, I can only imagine how weird this would feel!

[ToomasKedrov]

lol, yo guys are like little children XD

that was fun to watch ;D

[RapiDEraZeR]

two people playing with a toilet...now that´s....interesting

[jay2122ss]

Whats so funny about it? I dont get it :(

kinda offended...

[pogodapogoda]

is it have blowjob option too "?

[chibanokagemaru]

vulgar guys

[matrxmax]

How are you going to dry your charming? with a towel? what if the next person drys his hands or face with that towel you just used?

[littlegirl6645]

@matrxmax don't need to. all the water goes up your asshole.

I've tryed it once too. one of my relatives has this do hickey. and it rocks!

I've caught my little brother in the bathroom once, and i asked him how long he was in there he said about 2 and a half hours! LAWL!

[racerx8228]

If the water goes up someone's ass....

[GatoradeProductions]

O.o WTF oh my god O.o that is REALLY WEIRD!

[Javaloach]

Lol I think i'd laugh every time I go potty. XD

[brwneyeso6]

dude if i were a guy i would be hella uncomfy with that thing popin out and squirting out water! it freaks me out and im a girl!!!!

[TheCrampz]

Japan is so high-tec that they even have toilets that tickle your but hole with water... damn

[ethaneveraldo]

u guys are ridiculous...

[kzpHymi]

japans dno what toilet paper is 'nymore lol

when they wnna was their ass they see papir and then they go like WAAT DA FAAK?

[Flowen]

There was a minigame in WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$! that featured the little spray thing. I was wondering what it was until now.

[Pupixario]

I will be scared if something tries to probe my anus :D

[xiKinky]

does it even clean your ass good?

Seems like it just squirts water & bam

you're all clean -__-

[xean2007]

@xiKinky If water was shot like that if i was still doing my business....I'd jump up, poo would be everywhere, felt like i wasted my money on a toilet. LOL

[DeeJayDeeCee]

@xiKinky Yeah, I agree. My unit would definately work better than this little splash, because I can get in really good and deep.

[porepore81]

It with a cup for the toothpaste of the hotel is very insanitary.

Can you rinse out a mouth with the cup?

Other visitors use it after you used it.

You lack public morals.

It is very exasperating.

[lolflap]

Is it supposed to clean off the excess shit?

[HansensUniverse]

is this honestly meant to spray your ass ? LMAO

[PurpleLotus92]

@HansensUniverse anal probe. xD

[djmaxxl]

Yes it is :P

[aznboieiji]

this is very common in japan and some other parts of east asia. i dont think its funny at all... only narrow-minded people who doesnt know how the rest of the world operate would think this is funny. 

[KichuFanGirl]

LOL so funny, and poor you, you got sprayed by a japanese toilet XD

I laughed so much every time the Bidet thing came out, it was like a robot or something 8D

[asagikun0627]

looooooooooool funy japan!!!^_^

[thegmanson3]

is that sopest to spray ur ass

[pf126p]

@thegmanson3 What's a "sopest?"

[fromgiltolast]

is this some kind of swiss army toilet lol