BE SAFE!!!

[LotsOfLolz4Eva]

spam.

[TenthDivide]

the stupid ppl = my dad : /

[ZombieCatAttack1]

My parents knew her

[night4345]

only 30% percent of the internet is stupid?

[DarthLuminosity]

Abortion is murder.

[ToraJutsu01]

@DarthLuminosity as is masturbation and menstruation.

[drhey1111]

hey Philip, after having sex, do you tell the girl that "You have just been Philled in."?

[Paintballgooroo2]

I love phil and cheetos.

[Carma12100]

what does spem do ? o.o

[pulifric]

Philip,wtf man,,i like your show but the reason for ray wj is high on your heels ...cause first half of the vid is politics in america man...fucking boring

[coolbeans11ify]

why are her boobs so big and p.s i love you to freaking pieces

[JLUFantasy]

i love you :3

[jdonvance]

I came back to this video (which I had originally seen when it was new) because I wanted to know what the image meant. And oh, my goodness. Is that a tasteless XXL condom ad showing a woman's mouth with bandages at the corners? Hilarious as all get-out, but tasteless. Mostly hilarious.

[ajollyoldben]

Quick question, when is the book coming out?

[tihteeeeees21]

March 15th is my birthday!!!

[maazaraza]

dude, get a life....

[987946216430]

people aren't confused. they're lazy.

[Nappy133]

3:08 he totally sounded like Shimmy there!! O:

[RiceKrispyBug24]

how is looking for mouth sores going to prevent pregnancy

[E2K01]

i bnwant that mino ... oh my fault it was last year

[watchcodymac]

Can't wait for that book Phil!

LULZ

[tr4n353]

talk about nicki minaj :)

[tr4n353]

talk about nicki minaj



[gottalovenaivety]

allright i aplaud New York because THNAKYOU chicks for not keeping babies that will fuck you over anyway! I mean your already pretty fucked to begin with in that situation but getting an abortion will either get you bashd or worse. whoever came up with abortions is a genius. A GENIUS. if u get pregnant and you know you cant give the kid a good life, then THANKYOU to abortions! plus now new york has made it even easier to laugh at the stupid bitches who DONT get abortion even though they SHOULD.

[HobbsO]

No it IS about gun control. Make it harder for a guy with mental problems to get a gun. Good idea?

[CommunityTomahawks]

chocolate chip pancakes



[juliaspike]

she didn't do it on purpose... she's just a raging moron.

[rockstarman11]

After abortion was legalized through out america....crime Decreased up to 51%.

[1337Ravage]

@rockstarman11 So? How are those two things connected?

[RobotKing27]

you SHOULD write a book, phil!

[xwinkeyfacex]

wen i heard about the nine yr old girl i almost cried because she went because she was in student council and she wanted to see something more :(((((

[Vapourmist]

That example with the durex condom ad is disgusting, I hate it.

But good video.

[foelde]

4:18 Fall down some stairs litterally made me rofl...........and fall down some stairs............

[HomebrandMusic01]

just say shit and stop editing things into a sentence. you suck balls.

[LOLOLOLOLOLOL755]

be safe? i thought this was a video abt how to use condoms!

[GeeZone777]

I really like the lamp in the back.

[cloisterene]

This case is NO excuse for a 'comedy routine'.

Janet Napolitano and Andrew Escher Auernheimer set up this organized hit. I am sick of the media and politicians spinning this into an 'accident'.

It IS important to know *why* he did it. You LIE.

[elieli12341234]

hahahaha my freind told me about this and i was like dude no its not and he wouldent listen, hahaaaaaaaaaa in your face arash

[s1mm3g]

bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla where is the fun -_-'?

[scythe590]

the pic at 1:42 makes my life worth living. LMAO!!!!

[MrFlantman]

can i get the prise if i live in Australia?

[MACGUNESPLUSONE]

I DONT WANT HIM TO FIND JESUS!

GODDAMN!!!!

[fatredbird]

I'm not convinced that if you really want something you can always get it. But what I know is that if you make something easy, then you make it accessible to morons, the internet pretty much proves this. The internet also shows us that there are an awful lot of morons out there.

Point being, it's clearly too easy for morons to get hold of guns.

[skateordiety27]

wtf is with the kid?? theres no story i dont get it.

[AceofSpades1321]

WTF is 2:13-2:38????

There's no story behind it

[Ismft]

@AceofSpades1321 He's referring to the guy who killed those six people.

[BounteyTV]

@AceofSpades1321 hes talkin about the shooter who killed the people i think ;)

[AceofSpades1321]

@BounteyTV you're totally right, the way he began made it seem like it was a different story

[MG22596]

@AceofSpades1321The Kid That Injured The Congress Woman

[rinimukherjee]

@MG22596

not just injured

SHOT

[Suffieldskating34]

@AceofSpades1321 he was talking about jared the guy that shot gabriella giffords

[Zoron10101]

@AceofSpades1321 The kid who shot her. derp.

[kaylasather]

@AceofSpades1321 yea seriously wtf?

[kaylasather]

I like your old videos better

[fkickham]

@AceofSpades1321 he meant don't give them the bible hence the "I don't want him to find Jesus... you don't give him a story, you don't give him a book" meaning the shooter should not be "redeemed" as it were, through religion

[steinman1231]

I agree mostly, Phil, but suggesting that the kid deserves the death penalty is ridiculous. Obviously what he did was horrible but he was clearly mentally unstable.

[SierraWay]

@steinman1231 You can't justify his crime with insanity.

I agree, he deserves the death penalty.

[enlowmation]

The main point of that story: people are stupid.

With ya on that one Phil.

[zegsigma]

well there goes another PDS oh no NSFW what what the fuck is it again?? cmon phil you can tell us, what the hell is going on!!!!!!!

[hopelessRhi]

*highfive*

[crazylegs432]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[MiamiMadrid]

i love phil and cheetossss!! lol

[trapmaster2000]

why did you delete the video from Thursday?

[JayTKD12]

such...big...eyes...o_o

[osnapjack]

march reminds me of umf

[0000becca]

Ooommggg March 15th is my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol

[zzzKyliezzz]

You're a disgrace to The US

[theforsakenshadow]

@zzzKyliezzz Just in case you're talking about Phil, a preemptive Fuck You!

Have a nice day!

[ifyouknew518]

sxephillllll have you heard of MickeyAllen777 ? i think youd like his stuff a lot. especially episode 2 of the excellence club. or his "reveues" :]

ps im a young female asian that can make sandwiches and drive... you have to do what i say

[coolguy90579]

i love phil and... fritos =o

[ryanp123456]

Gotta say I disagree with you Phil about the death penalty. Saying you don't want him to find Jesus sounds to me like you don't want him to get better. If that is your stance Phil you are wrong for thinking that. If a person had a brain tumor and this caused a chemical imbalance in his brain which caused him to do what he did would he be responsible? No. So is he any more responsible for how he was raised? Or for his genes? If that person is ever made better it would only be a good thing.

[bcwebster747]

I LOVE U PHIL

[Da99thWolf]

biggest eyelashes my as...lol

[neferiusnexus]

(looks at laptop screen)

...

-Wow... Yeah, those are pretty Big :-| ...you think they're Real?

[Nick4563880]

But i do love Phil and Cheetos!

[bebe0689]

"fuck this kid" and the following rant= awesome

[biorsel]

i love phil and ruffles.

[Ms1al]

fall down some stairs?!!!!! And you say you don't have an imagination

[HobbsO]

Lets face it. America's gun control is rubbish. they should definetly fix it!

[addyrain]

I very much agree with you. The people who will believe just any kinda random things written on the internet are idiots!

[Etothe3rdPOWER]

Art class is fun

[RachelxRenee]

I really cannot stand Sarah Palin. she's extremely fucking stupid. 

[quebert07]

You are the best humorist whose segments examine a spectrum of unrelated events, controversies, etc. (Yes, I am implying that you are funnier than Ray William Johnson).

[anna55chen]

Phil is AWESOME. 

[BrianBNN]

woot free shit

[theyneverknow]

I love you Phil, because you acknoledge the fact you have teens/ young people and god knows what else watching you, and dont mock them <3

[MissAnonymousity]

I really like your blue wall

[AllyZim]

I like spam... tasty...mmm

[missashy90]

Omfg 41% that's heaps!

[aivryjoyce]

i hate emo people

[dipaladunka]

Umm ever notice he didn't actually talk about what the kid did lol

[gabba3be3da3shizzle]

Rating

[1joedabomb1]

Philip (Filup) LOL

[gabba3be3da3shizzle]

That chick at the end had huge breasts mmmmm tastey quiznos lol I'm such a loser no jkjkjk I want penutbutter Phil is amazing plz pick me random computer picky thingy

[nickyrocksmysocks17]

I actually enjoyed this video usually I just look for random stuff I can laugh at but this was pretty interesting

[wizard76]

Hey Phil, buy my book on sex prevention and mobbing republicans!

[amanguy2010]

I -3 u phil please can I have the camera Thingy I liked and subscribed

[Jacobcob90]

If y'all loved that super hardcore video then check this other super hardcore video that's even more hardcore called EARTHQUAKE IN TOFINO totally way hardcore bra, I'm trying to get 500 thumbs up within the next 24 hours cmon guys let's see what you got better act fast before it gets taken off of YouTube for content that is to hardcore

[deezlover94]

commentcomment:)

[MnM3033]

I love Phil and cheetos!

[MySocalledUndeadLife]

Lmao I just got something dater months of watching you show.

"you've just been 'philled' in" wow xDD

[purplehorse100]

Ponies

[RockeyD17]

Where are you going to be selling your new book?

[stinkygreek]

Brilliant... You have nice teeth, can i see your gums. Hahaha

[HelplessHeroes]

O phil.

[customtechnology]

Lol

[Boriking214]

I found the Falling Down the Stairs Method to be MOST effective hahaha

[iluvhobos27]

sxephil reminds me of Kyle Sibert from livelavalive....

[MrTurtlebeacher]

41% ouch but theyll probably be sluts ??

[omitekka]

Chu has a blue wall just like meh!

[missstrawberryx]

Love your videos

[redarndiculous]

I wonder how those abortion numbers compare to other states....and I wonder how many people do that now just to spite the protesters lol

[danthemangriff718]

I love Zaxby's

[mrsspammistress]

I word

AWSOME!!!!

You are Great !!!!

[MrsFunnyify]

Lololol! This was released on meh bday!!  so awesome!! Love ya Phil!!

[TheKagz08]

this was filmed on my birthday :D

[AslanBlitz]

I think everyone here is missing the real point. In the past 10 years, we have TAKEN AWAY from the abortion clinics! The people who run these places have needs as well, and families to feed (maybe)! We need to start a campaign to GET BACK what is rightfully theirs and get those numbers back to and ABOVE 46%! These clinics need our help, and it is OUR DUTY to aid these poor administrators and physicians, who I'm sure would be destitute without these clinics.

... for stupid people... /sarcam

[lordofdoom05]

good advice about the condoms.....i always wondered :))

[Benihana2565]

Die in a fire Ass.

[Crosby4hyg]

Phil I agree with you to some extent about the abortion issue in New York, but lets think about this...The global population certainly isn't getting any lower, and yet there are Mormon's in Utah who literally have more than ten kids. TEN KIDS....At the rate we're going, abortions aren't going to be an option in 20 years, they're going to be a requirement.

[NX2P87]

If I say I like your video will you hold it against me?

My cat ate my web cam, so a new one would be nice.

[Tualatin]

How Can Survive I Shot To The DOME!

[MessiMovement]

Short on the thingy

[lildoozie101gold]

i lyk phil & cheetos

[FlagasInappropriate]

shotgun i win that free thing

[jaredloughner]

I want in the CONTEST TOO Phil!!!!!!! Love you (via jail Internet 3G)

[devinstarbucks]

I have been philed in :D

[15centzSM]

ppl are stupid.. haha

[crzymansam]

Chetto Phil?

[Meteor006SOS]

The world might just be a better place if facebook did not exist...

[BenjaminMichael100]

I have the same opinion! Who cares if he's mental or disabled or whatever! HE KILLED A CHILD!!!! He deserves to have his life taken like he took hers! ...and the other peoples... But mainly the child! Also He shouldnt just be "put to sleep" he should feel pain. I have a few suggestions:

Decapitation, wood chipper feet first, sawed off limbs one by one, make it dramatic.

I'm not demented or psycho I'm just pissed

[RaymondSundramurti]

I love it when Phil'd is sweaty?

[YECHIFY]

FUNNY, SMART, F'N LIBERAL WITH A TWIST OF CONSERVATISM.

[MzChelleyCredible]

cookio

[kallekanin111]

you don´t trust a person hwo name is zuckerberg

[spthhi]

I love Phil and Doritos

[jesuped]

I love Phil and Cheetos!

[unlimited647096]

Nineteen

[avocadopunk]

Someone said they wanted to get Philled in?? lol

[Alexa08Eagles]

i love how u can skip ads here!!!! yay love your channel by the way!

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[armonster24]

I think you're spot on about the natural of the current political climate and i think that is exactly the type of thing that is setting these nut bags off, in reality it's 2 pretty similar groups who just have different ideas on how to run things but if you watched the news or listen to politicians you'd think Obama is a african born muslim trying to destroy the us and that the majority of the republican party drink babies blood on a daily basis. i think its about time to put a stop to it

[Crosby4hyg]

@armonster24 Couldn't agree more, but wanting to put a stop to it and putting a stop to it are two very different things. It scare's me that someone as stupid as Sarah Palin has any kind of political power or influence in American politics.

[evie4111]

What's a philapiahapa? What are you giving away? Lol

[IRELANDsLEPRECHAUN]

I'm trying to become the next big thing.. I got humor, muscles, good looks, no girlfriend and that means extra time on my hands... All I need is a camera

[HockeyTunes]

I love Phil and cheetoes

[padilla101d1]

ʎɐqǝ ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu'uɯɐp

[tyki007]

@dfinzo damn u r gay

[dfinzo]

id turn gay for you phil

[nfury318]

We just got phil'ed in

[rudytheGreat22]

I LOVE PHILLLL!!!

[bulldomaster500]

Pie is good # Snookie

[tuesdayis4ever]

I love PHIL and CHEETOS!!! :D

[truthliesx]

asdfasdf

[bananafacial]

HeliumTunes dude ur a fucking fag

[swinglifeawayyyy]

Phil!! You're awesome and I enjoy your videos. Thank you!

[Ubermon1]

Phil! Hi your awesome! Bloop?

[Jonathanleal70]

Phil is awesome hope I win lol

[carmine454]

the nine yeas old girl had the same birthday as me

9/11...

[spencerduhbarrett]

CHANGE THE HOMEPAGE BACK

WE DON'T WANT OUR SUBSCRIPTIONS ALL IN A HUGE TOWER, WE WANT THEM IN ONE BOX THAT YOU CAN SEE WITH A GLANCE

WE WANT TO SEE AT A GLANCE HOW MANY COMMENTS AND MESSAGES WE HAVE RECEIVED ON THE HOMEPAGE

COPY AND PASTE THIS, SPAM IT EVERY WHERE UNTIL YOUTUBE STOPS TAKING FUNCTIONALITY AWAY FROM IT'S USERS

SPAM THE YOUTUBE HELP FORUM AS WELL

I love you FI