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  • lol I was a Walmart manager and can picture this happening.

  • LOL that was a good one

  • Idk you should have eaten what i ate. lmfao

  • lol who is the random person who keeps chimming in! LOL

    No Call NO SHOW LOLOLOL!!!!

    This was a great Prank call!!! LOL

  • Lmfao its the Decatur Walmart! !!! Lmfao

  • What Walmart is that? Lol

  • rofled so hard

  • They were looking up his name to fire his ass! lol

  • They were looking up his name to fire his ass! lol

  • Luv it who do you call in sick too? LOL

  • This is funny shit I hope this is real

  • 1-800-Screwoveryouremployees

  • you hear some fat bitch in the background. this is FAKE>.............

  • funny. It's true. Walmart doesn't care about the human side of being sick. oh yeah, FYI attention walmart associates if you do call in it WILL count against you.

  • So, they have people who's jobs are to listen in on your phone calls...?

  • lmao this is funny shit 

  • Too funny! I love walmart prank calls. Do a prank call to their distribution center. Tell them you got a load of ice cream and the refer quit working and you need to deliver like six hours early or the ice cream will melt. They don't allow deliveries more than an hour early also tell them you aint paying fifty dollars for a lumper..I hate delivering to walmart.

  • yo this shit is hilarious!!!!!

  • lmao

  • why the hell do they make u call the 800 number

  • @XChronicHash So this shit doesn't happen, haha.

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  • FUNNY!

  • lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love this!!!!! This is the funniest call in sick video I have ever saw !!!!. I think all walmart associates should see this !!!!!!

  • LOL LOL I can't believe they went that long with the phone conversation

  • "I didn't go to orientation!" LOLOLOLOLOL! This is pretty funny! EVERYBODY GOES TO ORIENTATION! LOLOLOLOLOL!

    I know that some people had somebody else punch in and nobody knew it. Wal-mart is so big, they don't know who works for them.....

  • They didn't have no 800 number in '05. Must be a new policy now! LOL!

  • I should do this myself! I used to work at wal-mart, and I would have fun doing this too! "working on the dock!" LMAFO Everybody works on the dock at one time, or another. Good call!

  • lmfao....i've been on the toilet all day. (i'm almost crying)

  • Funny video but dont play with Walmart like that! Unless you are half way in the grave you go to work. Walmart needs you man. The store have plenty of bathrooms. I never call the 800#...

  • When I worked at Walmart I went to work with a foot so hurting so bad I went to the bathroom so bad and cried half the day. Never call in sick at Walmart's 800# This video is funny. LOL

  • i got diaherra thats whats wrong with me

  • silly R..J. Does R.J. stand for Real Jackass?

  • Just fucking call the 1-800 number. lol

  • "As soon as I get off the phone, I am going to be" LMFAO

  • The guy is sick, YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A MANAGER..... what a bunch of uncaring retards that WALMART has for managers!! Yes I am attacking WALMART!!! Boycott WALMART now!!

    This employee is sick and these evil tards are arguing with the employee!!!

    ROT IN HELL, WALMART!!!

  • @yanksrulemetssuck27 If you don't call in using the proper call-in procedure... there is no reason for them to accept the call. This manager is telling the guy to call in using the 800 number - he didn't have to, and if an employee did not call the 800 number, the store can trace if someone used the 800 number or not, and that would cause a no-call-no-show which would eventually lead to termination. Rules are rules, there's nothing wrong with telling someone to follow them.

  • @bertxblitzkrieg

    And there's nothing wrong with showing people what they will have to deal with if they take a job at Wal-Mart.

    But I guess by that point you don't have a fucking choice.

    See? The one who pays you the least gets to push you around the most. By the time you're there, there's nowhere else, and they know it. Big business, muscling out the competition via legal teams, back pocket politics and filthy judges since for fucking ever.

  • @truthIsStranger

    Oh by the way I left a common misconception unclear.

    Wal-Mart doesn't muscle out the competition by lobbying for less laws.

    They lobby for more. All big companies lobby against their industry because only the biggest ones can afford the taxes, and the government drains the life out of your competitors.

    And then there's Wal-Mart.

    Isn't Wal... Law, backwards? I JUST notices that. Is it the coffee? :3

  • @truthIsStranger Company policy is different than law. This particular manager is sure an absolute dick though, I'm amazed.

  • @bertxblitzkrieg

    Oh yeah I didn't realize that I should have made the distinction, the juxtaposition is certainly there.

    I only started ranting about law 'cause I wanted to explain my part about how big companies team up with government to stay big.

    But yeah, company policy is totally up to the owner of the chain or store or whatever (Wal-Mart is like some kind of retail industrial complex, so chain). Still I'd like people who can avoid it to try. : |

  • @truthIsStranger That's so true. And it's too bad. More of a concern from the government standpoint than corporate.

    Every company's got dumb policies, this is one of walmart's. I worked at wally world for a few years, and each year they became more and more corporate, more and more into a micro-management style, less hometown.. I was lucky to have good management at my store, a LOT of stores have dick management people like this guy. I sort of feel bad for the people that work at this store..

  • Nicely done lickeypops, one of the best prank call videos I've seen in quite a while.

  • hahahhaa!

  • HOLY FUCK This is the exact same attitude you get from police when they're trying to muscle you around illegally. They're like a pair of cops who want to search your pockets!!!

    HILARIOUS CALL. I laughed and laughed when RJ didn't know what fucking city he worked in.

  • did you have any idea they have a caller id

  • Wow i'm 17 working at a Footlocker and I feel more secure than walmart workers lol

  • @lweezy2040 u absolutely right my friend. i'm working at walmart until something comes better.

  • loves how this was placed a to a wal mart literally 20 minutes from my house lol

  • Calling in sick is a pain in the ass at walmart

  • You are a retard. Why would you do that. What a douche bag.

  • Great

  • "I can't make it to work today". "What's wrong?" "I have Anal Glaucoma". "What's that?" "I can't see my ass coming to work!"

  • @MrNYCman530 It's called anal volcanoes.

  • associates information number for report of absences and tardy, 1-800-775-5944. they will ask your facility number, birth date, the last 4 digit number of your social security, then they will give yuou a reference number. if you call 1-800, your call will be recorded in the system, but if you dont call 1-800 you will not get paid, and you will get into trouble or losing your job.

  • associate Information number 1-800-775-5944, they ask what facility u belong, ur ss last digit number,& ur birth date. u dont get paid it u dont call 1-800 and get into trouble too or losing a job.

  • just call it ?

  • Fucking with wal mart stooges, beautiful.

  • Man I got mersa once when I worked at that piece of shit and got a coaching. Place is stupid to its employees. Nice call in lol!

  • It don't matter if you even call this number. They don't excuse the absence.

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  • From what i've seen and personally experienced, most managers that work at walmart are lazy pricks. I've been a regular sales associate for almost 2 years now and i along with many people can say that we are definitely overloaded with work and the managers get all the credit for it. But what makes it even worse is that all the managers walk around thinking they are the head honcho in the store, and i dont get paid enough to put up with them

  • all other food stores send alot of other suppliers products on there trucks.wallmart is to fn cheap to do so.then they make it a pain in the ass to recieve supliers stuff,cause god forbid they pay 1 hr overtime to stay staffed in recieving to get venders in and out.cheap fn cheap go to frys or bashas! cunts

  • awesome user name "lickeypops"

  • @lickeypops lmao, this was hilarious....this just made my day.

  • This is why I quit walmart, the managers are assholes. And that stupid 1 800 number is the dumbest thing ever made up.

  • SCERW WALMART

  • calling the 800 number counts as an unexcused absence at this place anyway

  • I love walmart but I hate it too cuz it's killin the mom n pops stores!!!!! But there shit us so cheap that even if I make 90k a year I'm a greedy selfish prick and I admit it and I love cheap shit ... Oh boy this is what the world is coming too....

  • Just so ya'll know, when you call that 1-800 number to report being sick, they connect you to your store's management at the end of the call anyway.

  • I remember when Walmarts looked like that.

  • Awesome!

  • I love this, I work at Wal-Mart and wish I had the backbone to do this. Great stuff man.

  • RJ is a dumb ass. A kid that never went to school, never payed attention, and lives with his preg. wifes parents. See you a McDonalds RJ because your fired.

  • @wingking077 it's a joke who the foolish fool now

  • lmfaooo

  • lol 2:23 "whos this?"

  • sounds like my mgr.

  • Well which walmart do I work at? LMFAO

  • Nice motorola phone

  • lmao i work at walmart this shit is funny

  • LOL

  • itd be funny if some guy that worked there named RJ got fired cuz of this call lol

  • I'm glad John Lennon died! He's as bad as Vladimir Lenin!

  • plus management doesnt wanna do the paper work, thats why the number exists.

  • The 800 number doesnt work. i work at walmart and a guy i work with called the number and management wasnt notified so he lost his job.

  • You do know that the managers at wal-mart are actually smart, they are just making him call the 800 number so they can cover their ass so they dont get fired. Its not the managers who are idiots, its the higher ups ( directors etc ) who make the policies.

  • I work at wollyworld and I do this all the time. what's funny is that they'll keep asking for the number just like on this prank... it's fucking hilarious!

  • I have a cousin who is a manager at walmart. We used to be sooo close until she got that job, now she has a huge stick up her ass.

  • They would force you to work if you had cancer!

  • haha Decatur or stone mountain...

  • RJ is a badass!

  • *facepalm* Half this stuff is stuff I knew in less than a week of wal-mart.

  • rofl i love the bitchy lady that chimes in. i work for wal mart and there's a manager that sounds exactly like her. idk it might actually be her.

  • @JDFSSS1989 lol..... Evry walmart one of her, you just want to smack it. lol.

  • I've called in sick to Wal-Mart a couple times, using the gay-ass 800 #. As a matter of fact, they don't need you to write down the confirmation number. I did, twice. And each time I called I said do you need the number and they said no they can look it up. So dumb. I really hate working for WalMart.

  • lol funny..im gettin ready 2 call in sick right now

  • NO CALL NO SHOW, LOL STUPID FUCKING RETAIL JOBS!!!!

  • Smart Alec wasting Wal-Mart's precious time!

  • Alec, as in Baldwin or Guinness?

  • @lickeypops Baldwin

  • @TheMikeholly oh fuck walmart!

  • @TheMikeholly If you are willing to work at walmart, your time must not be very precious

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  • @TheMikeholly Walmart sucks anyways lol.....

  • @TheMikeholly I find it funny you think Wal-Mart actually has "precious" time.

  • lol they seem a little frustrated at the end

  • haha some lady interjects. WHO IS THIS!

  • 41 people here are walmart managers

  • @quadkid228 41 people in your store alone?

  • @lickeypops Drew pickles is going to have a super de duper swell cock day with all the managers in there.

  • @quadkid228 41 walmart managers will be raped by Drew Pickles.

  • @CpsLock3 Don't ever say this again. Hahaha

  • @quadkid228 how can wallmart employes pay for internet????

  • @1974andyman

    stealing neighbors unsecured wfi

  • If I was on the other end I'd have just hung up and fired him after saying it twice.

  • You should call them again when they are busy and you know it'll take a while for them to pick up. When they do; say something like "hang on, let me get done masturbating." when the person says (insert whatever here) just say "Yeah well it took you a long time to pick up and I got horny. What do you expect me to do?"

  • Made me lol when he said "you call" haha...

  • you're an ass...

  • this is so funny oh my gosh.. wish you'd call the one i work at!!!

  • I am diabetic. Walmart has told me I can not perform my job if I need to use the restroom frequently and need to put in for job reassignment.This is store 3271. 5100 Highway 31 South Calera, AL 35040 (205) 668-0831 Please ask to leave message for Grace Gibson let them know it is unfair to restriced the bathroom from anybody. Please if you are diabetic let these idiots know how you feel.

  • @acesn8s70 I want to take this issue up personally. I'm going to ask everyone that views this video/comment to do the same. Contact this store @ 205-668-0831, ask for Grace and complain. Mention this YouTube video. Tell them this won't stand. Take some action until this 'policy' is reversed. acesn8s70, send me a message on here. I want to discuss this with you further.

  • @lickeypops I called and they wouldnt tell me anything

  • @acesn8s70 When I worked at walmart, I witnessed them make a pregnant ringer stay on her line without the restroom break she requested for so long, she actually ended up messing herself. And they did it to an older lady too, that probably suffers from incontinency. I know this beacause she came to the jewlery counter to buy new pants and underwear when they did finally let her go on break. I'm calling your walmart to complain like lickeypops suggested if you'd like me to.

  • @voncloft "You don't understand protocol to make a phone call a f*cking number"

    and you don't understand the English language enough to use proper grammar when forming a sentence.

  • @voncloft Uh... Y U MAD? XD

  • hahaha.. awesome shit.. IM NOT GOING TO CALL IN. IM GALLING IN SICK.. I HAVE TO SHIT.

  • wow...walmart employees are so defensive...this was a prank call

  • AHAHAHAAAAA

  • what well then wht 1 do i work for

  • you should've eaten what i ate

  • I don't even remember how I got to this video but what the hell with the comments

  • i think you all are brainwashed

  • RJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • When I quit walmart I called in to the managers cell phone and told them my parents died.

    He told me to call the 1-800 number WHAT THE FUCK

  • the part where the girl gets back on and he goes "who is this?" that made me laugh so much haha, thank you, you made my night!

  • @JoNyB0i yea i loved that part 2

  • @lickypops - Well since the walmart staff thought it was humorous I guess that makes it ok to do that. However, I will say this: Nicely played! Your improv was timed perfectly and it actually was a bit funny to hear how angry the manager was getting lol! I apologize for my outburst!

  • LOL

  • As far as I'm concerned, as a Wal-Mart employee, the manager did the right thing. The 800 # needs to be called beforehand or else it's a no call no show. As for the prank, I thought it was stupid. Believe it or not, managers at Wal-Mart are busy as hell and don't have time to be dickin around with prank calls. Get a LIFE or a JOB to take up your free time!

  • @brackenan Oh, it's comments like yours that I enjoy responding to. First of all, you're taking this far too seriously. Secondly, I have since gone into that particular Wal-Mart location and introduced myself to the manager that took the call. I was warmly greeted and he told me that this call has been heard by numerous employees at the store and that they consider it to be very entertaining. That being said, it was all done in fun and it was well received. Get over it.

  • @lickeypops

    Yeah, Wal-Mart is a bunch of evil bastards, but it doesn't mean they don't laugh at a dumb little prank... if anything that would make them look bitchy in the public eye.

  • brackenan Calling the 800# is fucking pointless.All it does make you play phone games and THEN you get to talk to a manager, which you could easily have done if you just call the damn store and tell the manager you'd speak to ANYWAY about you not being there. I fail to see any logic in "it's a no-call no-show if you don't call the 800 line first". Obviously you fucking called if you have to speak to a manager and tell them you are sick, regardless whether you played push buttons for ten minutes

  • @brackenan

    Wow? Is it Walmart Policy to put a private call on speaker phone? He should have called the 800# however this speaker phone stuff is weird...?

  • @brackenan pffff managers don't do shit but walk around like faggots and talk on a radio, when they are not doing that they jack off on a computer.

  • @inyurossy Lol! Yeah that pretty much sums up the managers at my store. This one manager I have walks like Charlie Chaplin and is dumb as hell. He thinks he's sooo cool. I guess I never really noticed how lazy they are until just the other day when I went into the office I saw the assistant manager and the support manager looking up pictures of goofy people on the internet and laughing about them.

  • You call the 800 number, give the computer, your Birthdate, your last 4 digits of your Social, the store number, and they give you a conformation number. they transfer you to your store, and you tell a member of mang. your conformation number.

  • @Fromplefeet don't forget to pray that you actually get through to someone, or that the machine actually gets all those numbers. could take 10 tries before it gets it right.

  • walmart is terrible!

  • HAHAHAHAAAAA.

  • I think if you call the 800 number, you just get a generic recording that says you're fired.

  • @cobrachoppergirl LMFAO.......so true!

  • @cobrachoppergirl  yeah the world is fucking crazy

  • ROFL!!! im subscribeing(; Nice job(;

  • LMAO..!! I love this :D

  • the manager sounds like dr phil

  • Wow...........

  • @MyCoolpop ...exactly what I said.

  • i work at walmart in ottawa,canada and we dont need to call in a 1800 number lol

  • This guy is a dumbass

  • dude, i used to work at walmart, i know all about the stupid 1800 number, it sucks ass. lol

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  • is it just me or in some parts he sounds like chris griffin from family guy?

  • I'm an associate. There is a 800 number automated process as was mentioned, so that part is correct; but the member(s) of management are hardly behaving in a procedural fashion. For one thing, it is strange that the member of management seemed to suddenly conjure up one or two other managers with him. That makes it seem that the call was put on speaker phone in the mgmt office (wierd). Anyway, the random bout of manager anger is ridiculous; he should have terminated the call much earlier on.

  • hahahaha hilarious

  • This was annoying!!

  • At Target you would have to talk to the LOD

  • @NebraskaFan77 Hahaha! Leaders on Duty, Guest Service Team Leaders... God I hated working at that place.