I am Job

[snowboardz123]

holy fucking shit !!! i am so bored today i watched atlest 100 of his vids and hes soooo fuckin annoyin now he wuz funny at first now hes jus annoying i wanna throw my computer across the room and get a fuckin fruit rool up bitch

[iSmurf416]

Do you have a girlfrienddd?! <3 Not in that creepy way,, ya knowww. Just wondering. .... [;

[MultiGowl]

i wished he would choke and die from 0:03. new record

[improvisedshananigan]

Philly D brought me here 4 years a go, long story short, i watch more of your videos

[RandomKidz1997]

I cannot imagine Danny working in a Library o_o..

[nosamnosam123]

2:40 Is that the same jar you used as a toilet a few videos ago?

[vikingsgatorsfan17]

You look like shaggy from scooby doo

[blackbat122]

Lol during the purple and green, his mouth looked yellow...

[DoreePony]

WHo wouldnt hire a hilarious man that throws eggs??? Thumbs up if you agree and if you love Danny

[ghakbal]

1:51 HAHAHAHA x'D

[wiggs333]

you...drink from a jar...?

[sara5pandas]

@wiggs333 No one will pay him so he can't afford cups.

[MrButterflybutter]

27 people have bad people skillz.

[777Zachary777]

@gradual report... u have come a long way since then huh???

[evanismybro]

I remember that!! Lol

[Firecrackers90]

Danny, your sexy XD

[DanaeVolley]

hahaha,tell me you didn't actually do that..ahahahah

-I won the lottery! ahahhah hilarious

[blaztradiouz666]

27 people are human toys!!

[hoayxforzoe]

awww no song on this vid

[1TheNameIsChris1]

your awsome and so is your video now watch my vids

[pickleyou13]

u should totally shave your head!!

[catknight667]

"I'D LOVE TO WORK IN A LIBRARY, IF ONLY I COULD READ!!!!!" - Frankie Boyle XD

[benjamin14153]

hey danny how do i get job i need help

ps. ur show is awsome and funny

[FluffyMonsterTV]

"Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com "

[heidiguz15]

aww you look sooo cute!!! <3

[xShadowsaur]

@BlackLight601 He IS a youtube partner. But he needs more views so he can use the money he gets as a partner to live.

[xShadowsaur]

@BlackLight601 He is. But he doesn't get enought views to sustain himself.

[mbfroggie]

How many people must have been freaked out when they heard a big girl singing down the elevator?! :D

[13katikins]

danny you are so cute!!! :D

[sasuhina399]

lol u r so funny XD

[Tincey8]

this has to be the best video ever...HILARIOUS!!!!!!!...

[bobwatters]

wow no way was that video u made about quting was real

[byoods31]

I fink you should do a show on why soap hurts your eyes and doesnt taste how it smells!! :P your the bestestest!!

[filifilifili3]

bit of an overload of manliner i there so it sends out a little of the emo there...

[xCUTiEjJ]

its so funny to see your videos from 2007 and 2010 i can see alot of changes

[Elmasterjudio]

plz danny plz from the depth of my young heart dont become a sell out

[TheNattynuts]

i still like no matter how many times you say it.........lolest

[Chibithy]

Indifference is the key to a health job and relationships.

[iluv2hugg]

you have a girlfriend? ;D

you should do a hilariouse video on how to stay on the "good side" with certain people, like teachers, bosses, parents, ect... that would be funny esspecially with you! YOUR AWSOME!!! :D <3

[coffeecupstains]

you look really adorable with long hair :)

[exxic]

I would like to see some awkward teenaged photos of you :D

[rroge5]

thats a better intro than the newer one

[Cursemarkedsasuke13]

Great.. now I have to clean my computer screen... as soon as you burped, I spit all the milk I was drinking out of my cereal, ONTO MY SCREEN. Thanks Danny, lol.

[GradyHarris1]

I love this snit some one as nutty as me rock the flip on danny !!!!!!!

[farigahna]

are you fucking serious?

[MDmerc1]

alt-255

[LUCKOFTHEIRISH96]

alt+255

[OfcrFarva]

someone please press alt+255 in the comments w/ nothing else

[nzchic123]

you are my idol

[halojunkie4]

I am job and i have a Danny.....wait is tht backwards?O well either way.

[meat283]

they wanted u to become a good opera singer XD

[diogo5546]

1:34 that image is....... go see...

[lilmelliexx]

lol yeah i saw that video hahah your hot! id probly do you, call me later ;)

[mrchonged]

your probably a dude you psycho

[babc333]

oh i saw the video that you got wild in the office "hey i fucked ur gf yeah go ask her"

[5sandwiches]

are you weraring mascara ? :L

[hugo5918]

i think he's a bit drunk in this one

[GNRslash28]

ha! you're funny!

[MeKimeLong]

LOL Opera Singer.

Ahaha, pretended to win the lottery huh? Nice.

I'll 'try' not to treat them like human toys. THANKS =)

[muffinmuffinmuffin65]

I have a band, we'll pay you to make a website...

[muffinmuffinmuffin65]

I'm reading a book called emotional intellegence. its awesome danny, i recommend it.

[endocomar93]

Lol I have to get up early in the morning, and I have to sleep, but I just can't stop watching your videos... Your like drugs... The more you give, the more you take..

[imacocobo]

@endocomar93 i am doing the exact same thing. O.o ...but no drugs...ish.

[TheMakeShiftAndBumbl]

@endocomar93 it seems like hes on drugs O_O

[xShadowsaur]

DANNY!! You and your amazing vocal cords control! XDD YOU ARE AMAZING

[BosnaProductions]

nisi normalan bogami haha :D

[TheMarkodream]

oh my god!?ha ha you areso fuckin funny.say something on serbian ...ha haha

[SuperGottcha]

I love you! You're awesome!!!

[nukeemall6666]

What if someone is bold?

[pederasii]

success - suxass!

[NikolaiRoster]

Careful with those words there kid

[NikolaiRoster]

and why should i care?

[MERLINMAGE9]

Idk but you are a bitch

[NikolaiRoster]

and why the hell will that help you xD

[MERLINMAGE9]

Because if i win i get 100 dollars

[andre4GBRAM]

lol, u smoke weed or sumthin?

[michellesquare]

because ur working less than the chickens are making??? aaaahahah!

[andrex10]

1:06 smoke??

[MERLINMAGE9]

It may be dust

[LlordHellmet]

(666) ratings ha

[XtofytisX]

hey... talk SLOOOOOOOWEEEEEEER :c) i can hardly understand what ur saying :c)

[KuNGFoOCHaRLiE]

you look so young danny.

[kitches1991]

shiiiiiiit. this comment was 6 months ago. and a couple of these happened so far!

[TheLittleBag]

....depends 15% "bluuuuuuuuuurp" ...

...and 85% "bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp"

omg!! i loved that

[dennynua]

im 24 i really need a job

[killedmymom]

rofl hello kitty is on the ad... xD

[DjGajjit]

that hurt my eyes when it went all purple and green

[lindseyyxox]

your dad must be a chicken farmer cause you really know how to raise a cock

[passthespazplz]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

[Metlenko1]

your working for less than the chikens are makeing lol

[devilish5682]

But Human Toys are the most fun!..Wait.

[jareth312]

Your a fucking dumbass i read this and didn't spread the spam and guess what IM NOT DEAD!

[XSubachuX]

I LOVE THIS!!

[000tash000]

1.55-2.20 my comp lost the sound for that part, it crashed. anyone fill me in on what he said cuz it wont come backk =\

thankss

[yolandachristmas1975]

u should be a high school teacher, u make thiings sound so interesting when taking a shit is much more fun. l o l

[deadgirl82]

@yolandachristmas1975 I agree-He should be a professional shit-talker!!

[9ToRaToRa5]

@yolandachristmas1975 lol I was thinking that too!

[33dgtp]

fuck fred

[DJTFong]

how am i supposed to do that? betch

[funypoop]

YOUR A FUCKING RETARD!

[33dgtp]

bwuargh!!!

[TheNic4]

DIE! Fred is evil, it sucks

[DJTFong]

freak you betch all i wanted was to know was who fred was but everybody kept insulting me all i wanted to know is who freaking fred was and how i could find him you stupid hole of an ass good bye sucker

[TheNic4]

oh wow, what good insults, omg you almost made me cry, no seriously you suck at insulting people, get a life... MORON

[thewriter57]

Lol.

Your words are backwards, man.

[conniemacdonald]

try searching fred......

xD

[DJTFong]

@conniemacdonald okay!!!!

[pmq123]

i wonder how much of that last story was true, it's hard to tell because he did a vid about it

[XxG3wrgiAxX]

xD good luck

[ILoveKyo11]

XDDDDDD

[LucieLovesMusic]

your an idiot if u think that actually works!

[Johnnylikes2skate]

dcigs is the best watch his vids

[J1A9M8I9E]

Dude, I got to go to bed, but your shit is awsome!!! It's my first day at work tomorrow...

Best Buy... Car-Fi Technician!!!

Wish me luck!!!!

[markopalma]

good luck 8)

[BLABLARUBY]

hahahahahahahaha

[Uxoriouswidow]

Why are your videos never this awesome recently?

[kitches1991]

he lost his drive bro... he lost his drive..

[TheSleazySaint]

This one was his most clever. Most of the time it's just hilarious nonsense.

[theniggalover]

danny you have great ideas i love watchingyou

[morgangamer22]

COOL

[Kissy731]

Poople skills?! F*ck Me!

[LimaBeans69]

fuck you , poonapple is amazing!!!

[FatalityLite]

he's not lying poonapple is the shittiest website ever lol

[momentaila]

ok, this time I suscribe.. was embarrasing to laugh that loud right in the middle of my open space though

thanks for that !

Clem

[ShaheShaverdian]

BURP! LMFAO

[Mierda142]

Damn..you could've won the lottery?! Funny stories, a great vid!

[6441007]

this guy is mental but very funny

[McNugget4409]

Hah! Something similar to that happened to me in a library. A friend and I were screaming Fuck in the library study room at our college and everyone outside the study room could hear us but we didn't know it so we kept screamin it. Eventually the lady at the front desk told us that we had to leave because we were disturbing everyone in the library. XD

[SdUdExDo]

LOL :D

[goombari]

"Your move" is a fragment.

[D3athToWALMART]

your awesome

[mrmcgiggles]

supreme ownage

[l33tSlickPbOs]

Wow I'm danny's biggest fan and I've gotten so many thumbs down. How sad... Why!?

[SammieB2277]

yay purpple

[cassychick7]

Zomg! That "How To Quit Your Job" video you did was the first one I watched and I've been hooked ever since! Hmm, that probably means I should subscribe, shouldn't I......

[wildsean24]

lmao pause at 2:30 XD

[napalmholiday]

Pausing at 2:33 is better.

[lotrgrl]

First video I've seen...and all I can see is Ze Frank.

And I am loving it!

[rossak349]

best video you ever did!

and ive seen them all!

[evilcitrus]

hey that lottery story was a good vid

[xpo147]

#18,000 view & 141st comment! Woot me! Danny u rock! How's work (or lack there of)?

[sinnymun]

I love the final summation.

"Be nice to the people you work with, and don't treat them like human toys"

It was actually a little bit sweet...

[dagburt]

Lovey don't waste the bardo on gilligan lol

[ChrisJMP88]

Lol, I don't think he needs help at all. I'm sure that most of this is just acting that he does. Cause I freak people out in the same way. Just never had the balls to post it :-P

[intehcity]

lolz nice

[ldsqtbea]

Even if I'm the only one laughing its still worth doing. Because, in a world of moral ambiguity, laughter, though fleeting, is the only certainty. <--- so true

[BillyTheTapeworm]

this is kinda weird... but i heard that entire story done by The Whitest Kids U' Know

[PearlParticle]

the "who are you" question, do you want people to send you pictures of their hair? yes? ^_^

[PearlParticle]

wait, you really pooed or peed on a desk? I don't know if that was for humor or not.

[picklesplz]

the part where you turned purple tripped me out real bad O_O

i took 15 dinemhydrinate pills :S and its been an hour and i still havn't seen anythin

[qtmandy]

awesome..whos ur daddy? ehhehe

[babybuddybear]

hah, I loved the resume.

[godofwar2master]

Once again HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking hilariuos. The best channel on youtube.

[ldsqtbea]

totally agree

[Br0k3nS41nt]

Ha im glad u spelled it out to us in How to Quit

[crayolachica]

i wonder if it could be fun firing other people. =o