Can anybody tell me what happened? This was more than a year ago. Did the cat appeared at court on the 23rd of March 2011? I cannot find anything new on the internet.
PLEAS oh goodness gracious giver of all that is living, PLEASE tell me they brought the cat to court. Our Justice System is retarded anyway might as well unleash a litter of cats into the courtroom, break up the monotony.
So, this is bad... the idea of being seen BY YOUR PEERS is so that they can decide if you did the crime or not... a cat can't decide if you did some crime or not, unless it saw you personally, but then it can't communicate it. If the courts are serious about this and are ACTUALLY trying to use a cat for jury duty, they are severly stupid, or wicked.
So, didd Sal have his day in court?? This is one of those funny/not funny dilemas. Hilarious at first glance, but ohh wow, I feel for the Sal's family's frustration! ....i hope dear Sal didn't have to spend time in the clink for contempt of court!
Honestly, if you try to tell them they made a mistake and don't listen, I'd bring the cat to court, hey, he'd be on his harness, I'd get to have a good laugh.
What about making a short comedy about it? The jury just consists of pets like cats, dogs, snakes, lizards, rabbits, hamsters, guinea pigs, rats and mice. When the judge ask them any question like 'Do you claim the defendant guilty or not guilty' they all make noises like :'Wuff, meow, squeak, hiss, crunch, scratch...'
Knowing Americans they'll have two bowls of cat-food lined up in court; one labled guilty, the other inocent. Which ever the cat goes to is his verdict. The person under trial will most likely be in for capital punishment aswell, all dependant on the cat.
@yazoo178 aside from that dumb statement you made though, this whole cat jury thing is just dumb as hell already and after they declined her disqualification of service.... it just gets retarded.
this is funny but it has to be an embarrassment to the court IM GLAD LET THE CAT SERVE ON JURY DUTY LET THE CAT SEE THAT JUSTICE IS DONE!!,, MEOW PURRRRR
Duz yu pwomise to sumtimes tell teh truff, selekted porshuns of teh truff, and nuffin but teh truff that woan get yu in trubble, so halp yu Ceiling Cat?
I want to see what happens with this. I want to know if they actually physically bring the cat to jury duty and make it sit in the chair while it watches the case. How will they know if it votes guilty or not guilty. I'm going to be obsessed with this. I'm marking down March 23rd on my calender!
The cat might get employed next. You could say he has a job as rat and mice catcher.
MissBigkid 2 months ago
Can anybody tell me what happened? This was more than a year ago. Did the cat appeared at court on the 23rd of March 2011? I cannot find anything new on the internet.
MissBigkid 2 months ago
PLEAS oh goodness gracious giver of all that is living, PLEASE tell me they brought the cat to court. Our Justice System is retarded anyway might as well unleash a litter of cats into the courtroom, break up the monotony.
ALOSTAMERICAN 4 months ago 3
Does anyone know what happened on the court day?
xBehfar 5 months ago
So, this is bad... the idea of being seen BY YOUR PEERS is so that they can decide if you did the crime or not... a cat can't decide if you did some crime or not, unless it saw you personally, but then it can't communicate it. If the courts are serious about this and are ACTUALLY trying to use a cat for jury duty, they are severly stupid, or wicked.
hazmatac 5 months ago
You don't get jury duty from the census. You get it by registering to vote. Bet the cat votes Democrat.
JimBeebeJr 5 months ago
love bureaucracies!
NightfallIV 7 months ago
Did the cat eat all the sound in this vid?
VictorSobakus 10 months ago
Community IS NOT a "Crime Show" D:<
NICC234 10 months ago
the system is total shit! ....I completely give up on this species, I'm a fucking gerbil now!
Aloves0strong 10 months ago
@Capsyzeable or legal claws?
brokynn 10 months ago
So, didd Sal have his day in court?? This is one of those funny/not funny dilemas. Hilarious at first glance, but ohh wow, I feel for the Sal's family's frustration! ....i hope dear Sal didn't have to spend time in the clink for contempt of court!
HolmespuninkSpot 11 months ago
i'd love to know the outcome, can't find it anywhere/
Dawna718 11 months ago
I cannot see anywhere new news. The 23 March 2011 was yesterday. Did the cat needed to go to court? I would really like to know what happened.
MissBigkid 11 months ago
@MissBigkid But the video was posted Jan 2010.
Snapai 11 months ago
@derekzoolander Must be the 1st of the month, that's the only time any blacks get off their ass.
mcdneva 1 year ago
Honestly, if you try to tell them they made a mistake and don't listen, I'd bring the cat to court, hey, he'd be on his harness, I'd get to have a good laugh.
stealthpanther 1 year ago
Sal is a real nigga word up black man stand up white man sit down
derekzoolander 1 year ago
What is the first reaction when you see a jury summon in your mailbox?
"Me? Ow!"
bunsinh456 1 year ago 4
Welcome to America
probably better than a lawyer to be honest...
123qwerty 1 year ago
What's with the reporter's cliche & puns
"Sal's a scaredy-cat..."
"...justice should not rest in his paws"
& "Sal can't use the computer, so Anna filed..." ha ha ha ha, that one is just ridiculous
bossamerica 1 year ago
I am looking forward to the conclusion to this story.
I wonder if the Lawyers will avoid kicking him off the jury to make the other side be the one to do it.
willowtreephoto 1 year ago
0:59 Journalism fail, way to tell everyone where they live noobs!
Sirenhound 1 year ago
Stuff that... I would have taken the freakin cat to court ;D
LittleMizzRandom 1 year ago
Go Justice System!
Berkeleyization 1 year ago
Qualifications for jury commissioners: be breathing ... most of the time.
This particular jury commissioner should be put in a home and forgotten.
rlwalker2 1 year ago
What about making a short comedy about it? The jury just consists of pets like cats, dogs, snakes, lizards, rabbits, hamsters, guinea pigs, rats and mice. When the judge ask them any question like 'Do you claim the defendant guilty or not guilty' they all make noises like :'Wuff, meow, squeak, hiss, crunch, scratch...'
SabineJas 1 year ago
how the fuck USA can be the worldpower thats so fucked up
Ulansananelan 1 year ago
@Ulansananelan How the fuck can your country still exist? Why haven't we blown you up yet? -_-
SonividSulegnaEkez 1 year ago
Phoenix Wright's gonna have a headache after this one... then again, he DID call a bird as a witness before...
SonividSulegnaEkez 1 year ago
Only in America...
kellykeith28 1 year ago
well, fox just got an idea for a new show...layin' down the paw with judge sal espussyto.
acowsaymoo 1 year ago
I can haz judgment on u?
Idkghghg 1 year ago
Did Sal go?
TheDemonican 1 year ago
Some times, getting a story like this on TV or YT is the only way to get across to government officials how mindless they are.
Downstryke 1 year ago
0:51 proves she is a criminal...HOW else would it have such a crazy stare lol.
mhaze210 1 year ago
=^. .^=
MarkThompson01 1 year ago 2
I wonder iif Sal went.. O_O
scrappy4096 1 year ago 2
Elect him foreman of the jury!
BigMrFirebird 1 year ago 2
cats should be the jury, co's they don't watch TV.
8888kama 1 year ago
Judge: don't play dumb, I know you can talk, I watched Cats and Dogs!
pyrioni 1 year ago 2
Mister Cat must be the Judge! Sir Cat, I swear to tell the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth! Only for you.
Mykola40 1 year ago
Meow Meow Meow case closed cat proven guilty. LOL
renerodriguez11 1 year ago
I meow my case;-) Leave that cool cat alone lol!
Boucrate 1 year ago
Verdict?
Can I has cheezburga?
XNeofX 1 year ago
Knowing Americans they'll have two bowls of cat-food lined up in court; one labled guilty, the other inocent. Which ever the cat goes to is his verdict. The person under trial will most likely be in for capital punishment aswell, all dependant on the cat.
yazoo178 1 year ago
@yazoo178 UH HAHAH HA HA GOOD 'STUPID AMERICAN' JOKE......... just, no.... no. bad kitty, BAD!
jordannugs 1 year ago
@yazoo178 aside from that dumb statement you made though, this whole cat jury thing is just dumb as hell already and after they declined her disqualification of service.... it just gets retarded.
jordannugs 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
wow americans are so fucking stupid
Whutitdofoolz 1 year ago
Proof that the U.S is run by cats.
CapitanRape 1 year ago
So now we know human right in US is controlled by cats!
arnoldsu 1 year ago
this is funny but it has to be an embarrassment to the court IM GLAD LET THE CAT SERVE ON JURY DUTY LET THE CAT SEE THAT JUSTICE IS DONE!!,, MEOW PURRRRR
Dolphindream15 1 year ago
Idiocracy. The brand new country on Earth....
bobduvar 1 year ago
your cat is famous
756482234 1 year ago
Duz yu pwomise to sumtimes tell teh truff, selekted porshuns of teh truff, and nuffin but teh truff that woan get yu in trubble, so halp yu Ceiling Cat?
Zaroktheimmortal 1 year ago
i just lovvve how my name last name is Esposito !!! lol And I'm Italian
Dinosaur567Rawr 1 year ago
Next it will be the IRS wanting to give him a tuna audit.
nameofthepen 1 year ago
Lamericans
raymix1 1 year ago
Just an other cat, who wants to get out of Jury Duty...
AFuzy 1 year ago
Only in America lol
nosdog136 1 year ago
@nosdog136 In Soviet Russia, cat calls YOU to jury duty.
tathea40814 1 year ago 3
@tathea40814 LMAO!
nosdog136 1 year ago
I knew the Justice System was corrupt. They finally let the cat out of the bag.
DruBzEnt 1 year ago 14
I have a new excuse for getting out of jury duty. "To whom it may concern, I am a cat. Meow. Meowww. Meow-meow."
Yawaya12 1 year ago 3
Okay has anyone actually mentioned that Sal is a cat?
apc467 1 year ago
@apc467 they had the vet send them a letter
goldenbird15 1 year ago
Only in America....
A55ma57er 1 year ago
america, origin of retards
Greedsux 1 year ago
Cool story. Captions stink though.
zbaby82 1 year ago
i hope the accused isn't a dog
brianhomicidal 1 year ago 3
1) Bring the cat in
2) Put the cat down, tell it glhf
3) Leave
4) ???
5) Profit!
Wraithdagger 1 year ago
I want to see what happens with this. I want to know if they actually physically bring the cat to jury duty and make it sit in the chair while it watches the case. How will they know if it votes guilty or not guilty. I'm going to be obsessed with this. I'm marking down March 23rd on my calender!
REDKLOK 2 years ago 2
Omg... Only in america can people be this fucking stupid.
GigglinMarley 2 years ago
LOL!
"get your pussy to court now!"
Wheeloffortunefan999 2 years ago
I can haz jury dooty?
EdwR1 2 years ago 5
I wonder what the other jury members are going to be like.... A parrot, dog, snake and a reptile?
Zeon1992 2 years ago
@Zeon1992 A snake is a reptile.
dukie1210 1 year ago
@dukie1210 Wow. I can't believe I did that. Wait, why are you going through comments that were almost a year old?
Zeon1992 1 year ago
@Zeon1992 Because I felt the raging need to correct your hilarious mistake.
dukie1210 1 year ago
@dukie1210 Keep up the good work soldier!
Zeon1992 1 year ago
lol, too funny
GoneBazaar 2 years ago
HAHAHA this is insane!!! lol
blank404 2 years ago
They should let the cat run for Congress
He'd probably do a much better job than the people we have in there now
elgavilan2000 2 years ago 6
I knew that the U.S jury system were cougars.
Deviousperson 2 years ago 5
The real reason they don't want the cat on jury duty is because it's an immigrant and it doesn't have a green card.
alasanof 2 years ago 4
haha "applicant can only shit in a box of sand" 0:38
MrLawf1rm 2 years ago 5
What good is a cat in a kangaroo court?
joshd321 2 years ago
i truly hope he goes to jury. and i really hope someone films it :Pim gona watch it every day
XD
16m49x3 2 years ago 3
That cat looks lazy. I bet if he's selected, he sleeps through the trial.
rpcvtogo 2 years ago 2
I can has verdict?
ReconFox 2 years ago 87
"Jury, what is your verdict?"
"Meow."
zorrothefox100 2 years ago 56
GUILTY!
T3hTroll 2 years ago
If I was on trial, I wouldn't want that cat on the jury. He looks like a jerk.
CollateralSandwich 2 years ago 2
lmfao
blakeguitar94 2 years ago
Theres the American Government for ya, god this country sucks
dudeguy332 2 years ago
I hope this isn't all that happens in America.
NewYorkCanWait 2 years ago
haha! to funny!
bv90andy 2 years ago