The Daughter Song (Tom Wilson Stand-up Comedy)

[Tallshipdreamer]

Imagine being HIS daughter.

[savordagirl22]

HOLY CRAP JUST LIKE MY DAD!!! XD

[OreoMarine]

watching this gives me bad thoughts about my gf's dad lol

[ave6358]

LOL! I've seen this one, watched the other videos, and laughed a lot. This is hilarious! Greetings from Argentina! ;)

[tin08290]

This is my Brother-in- law's song

[MajinGatomon]

You, Mister Wilson, are epic. Greetings from Germany :)

[FortucciMike]

Tom Wilson your my Herooo Loved you in Back 2 The Future and Freaks N Geeks as well Hilarioussss!!!!!!! :D

[pntbller14]

lol, i wonder if shes stayed single since this hit youtube or if theres an ever accumulating list of guys sent to the ICU with "Tom Wilson" listed as the cause.

[zizwop]

Liam Neeson in Taken loves this song :)

[Daggerspine107]

Wait a minute. Is this Tom Wilson's channel?

[jbayskateboarding]

This is flipping funny! Great song.

[MED63]

Moms can sing this TOO!!!!!! lol

[ToneGarvey]

78 people made a move on his daughter.

[BOXINGFANFAN]

superb...this song makes me glad i have four sons

[shnos]

@BOXINGFANFAN lol

[doctorwhoreviewer1]

Nearly died laughing!, thanks SO MUCH for that number and of all your other songs! if only they were on CDs in shops!!!!!!, then i would buy it, and if it sold well everybody else could die of laughter!!!!!

[dcsabi1]

This is so brilliant funny. Thnx for this Tom. Made me laugh. Keep on joking!

[funnystuff1284]

hey tom im sure you get this all the time but how tall are you? cause you look like your atleast 6 4

[jimreid5]

@funnystuff1284 who cares?

[Ulron1]

Ha, I love the way you say "She's my daughter:, it sounds so menacing, which is understandable, given how teenage boys are, I should know, considering I am one.

[TopGunSGA]

Excellent

[nickyflicks]

Hahaha - after finding the 'I'm 40 and I don't care', I've now found this - I also have a daughter. Mr Wilson?  You are very funny x x

[pedrinbadboy]

thumbs up if you want the tab of this song.. Please Tom :D

[themariobros45]

hey man if i ever have a daughter im going to make a song in dedication to you.

[themariobros45]

do you really have those weapons

[GroteB]

74 people tried to date one of his daughters.

He's funny!

[Hammeroftruth]

Mr. Wilson, you are a funny guy.

[sweetalker79]

Hah! You had me at "surfer necklace". I hate the guys who wear those things.

[TonyN737]

HAHA! I love it! When my daughter is old enough to date I'm gonna go get two great big german Shepards, their names will be "Death" and "Destruction" ... or maybe "Seek" and "Destroy" ... they will sit in between her and the boy, one wrong move, he's DOG FOOD! :-)

[JDT104]

I just sent this to Steve Wilcos who is an ex policeman and has his own show and has a daughter whose not old enough to date yet...

[JDT104]

I sent this to three nieces who have daughters. I can just picture their daddies when they want to start dating. The girls are all under 10..

[Inphectus]

Tom you are really funny! And freakin' awesome! I've been reading your comments on your videos. They are so sweet! ;) love from Denmark.

[goonmoonsoon]

AWESOME!!! I don`t have a daughter, but I AM one. I literally have this entire song memorized...A bunch of of us were on a road trip just recently & we sang it in unison from beginning to end. :-)

[Adeon55]

LOL 0:33 - 0:43

[SidNightWalker]

Tom Wilson owns ALL.

[jbellis11]

First kid is on the way. lol I already feel like this.

[Andreatampieri]

I'm a boy from Turin,Italy and I'm your fan..i'd like be your friend..my email address is phonepho@yahoo.it

[bobthejedi]

love this song! glad im not your daughters bf lol. dude your funny as hell!! love everything you do!!

[fasteddie847]

What's up with that dude on the far right with the bald spot? He never clapped or nothing. He just sat there

[andreacristo1111111]

The man is genius!!!

[DawnnaM]

GREAT SONG!!!! Loved it. :-)

[bradmn64]

"I got a gun and a shovel.....your wont be missed"

[TreScotts1Fan]

That was hilarious. Thanks. I needed that laugh.

[dheniu]

ahhaha i love this song <3 you are a great singer and i love your music keep it up!

[bugsme10]

my daughter would totally agree with this song.

she still laughs about a knife i showed one of her

boy (friends) years ago.

" I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE YOUNG MAN ! "

[Utubeme380]

i'm into this guy and i want to bring him home to meet my folks but im scared if my parents are going to scare him away..but i know that my parents care for me and i love them <3

[Nextmastermind]

Great song, man. I've been watching some of your comedy stuff here on YouTube, and you seem like a really nice and cool guy. I wish you the best in your career! :)

[sixofour23]

Tom.... you are LITERALLY my hero.

[Wonderboy0987]

HAHA! Great song Tom! What a creative way to tell people how it is! :)

[LaHunny09]

My daughter will be 15 tomorrow (memorial day) yay??? Ugh she is out with her b/f now.....wheres my gun

[independentview1]

@LaHunny09 I knew a girl once who told me that at 14 her father told her this: I shall give you $200 a month. At 16 I shall buy you a used car and give you $250 a month. When you start college I shall buy you another used car, give you $300 a month and pay for college. When you graduate college I shall buy you a new car. But, the moment I hear the word Boyfriend it all ends.

I saw her on college graduation day. She and her new car were going for their Masters in the Fall.

[ElLoLaMyLoves]

Awesome, i have 3 daughters and i'm on your side :-)

[supaphreak2045]

Great stuff. Hilarious. "just remember this song is not a joke"

[zizwop]

You rock Tom!-all Dad's with daughters should hear this song. Surfer necklace-that's too funny!

[rngsoule]

This is what Tom Wilson became once the afterglow of being Biff Tannen in Back to the Future wore off. Pretty funny guy.

[TheNerdator]

Sorry, loved you as Biff, but I'd rather see you do stand up then watch those movies anyday. You're awesome.

[jenifferuchka]

laughed so hard I woke the family

[RJYEMS]

yo tom wilson... Your hilarious dude.... Love the songs.

[diegojuridico]

i'm from brazil and love your work. Congrats...

And... i hope be your son-in-law someday....

aoiaioaio

[DLowryVA]

Too funny! This should be my husband's theme song!

[Swive]

hey anyone know the chords he is using!?!? id love to learn this one!!

[bubbles764]

i know his daughter!

[bigd522524]

♪ ♫ ***** :-)

[italianppf2]

oh yessss

[jacko411]

Oh My GOD that's the funniest damn song ever

[greenfrogreid]

tom seems like a great guy. wish I could talk to him one day.

[KenzoIMP]

haha

so funny!!

[taylerthecrazy]

Haha thats totally messed up! XD

[jumenez109]

haha that was awsome

[kkjmu]

Very creative and funny!

[zbukovca]

I should play this to my younger sister. chords anyone?

[marellison]

Funny. Although ... I hate to say it ... a few guitar lessons wouldn't hurt. :-)

[hugh2oneill]

whatchu talkin bout? hes a decent guitarist?

[peterhopqk]

@marellison lol you're just jealous he play guitar better than you ,

[happyking9]

@peterhopqk Comment approved :P

[miloumpa]

whaaa? what's wrong with his skills?

[USCTrojan2004]

Love it. Is this the same guy who did My Kapowski song???

[BasiliosCousin]

Hey Tom Wilson...

You have an amazing acid sense of humor. The good acid one. That Question Song was awesome too...Congratulations.

Any plans for coming to Brazil?

[nioakeimgr]

Nice

[CelticBitch80]

LOL!! I'll have to learn this one before my daughter's old enough to date.

[thebesteverfamily]

totally lol'd, try the question song, same guy, just as funny

[paranormal666wiccan]

I can see charlie (twilight) singing this to Edward Cullen at their wedding lol

[CantineBoy94]

i can see that youre an idiot

[Theowk]

...wow.

[TheGBMeSsi]

likes the young girls lmao

[sunburstgibson]

This guys great !

[silentbob82]

If I ever have a daughter, I am so singing this at her wedding to the groom! :)

[IthacaStLondon]

I have heard this so many times, but it never loses its humour to me. I don't even have a daughter! Awesome song!

[LouisFarrell]

I love this :-)

[Konata101]

Wow, this is very funny. I think, I'll get a friend of mine, and other friend of mine and sing this to them!

[Covenantwgw]

Ha! I think I'll sing this one at my niece's wedding. :)

[MetalMan713]

Greatness!!!

[jacknapierr]

Brilliant, just brilliant

[thekiktones]

great song!!!

[ipodwow]

this is what my dad and bro showed to for when i get a bf

[pdlost991]

My oldest daughter is in for her summer visit(lives with my X overseas). And I find this song much funnier now that she seems to be getting checked out wherever we go. I wanted to take this one kids cell phone and ram it down his throat when he I heard him talking to his friend about her.

[StuInTokyo]

My youngest just turned 13, so now I have two, yes, TWO teenage daughters in my house, so this song REALLY made me laugh!

You make her cry, I'll make you cry......... twice as much!

Words to live by, thanks Tom!

[ozphil]

Your so screwed, haha, just wait til there 15, and Dad you just dont understand.... it gets better when they make it to about 25 when they figure you were right.....if your nerves can last that long!!

[homestarrunnuw]

hahahahahahahaha

great!!!! great song!

[cokejoke]

This song is reminds me when I was helping my daughter pick guys. It's like going in a time machine. You're a comedian, I'm pretty sure you'll appriciate that hilarious bit there. Your more than welcome to use it.

[TomWilsonUSA]

She doesn't go on many trail runs. We live in the city.

Oh, and I don't do "occasional" beat downs. One and done, Sparky.

[SuperJaykay93]

@TomWilsonUSA lol nice one tom

your a funny guy haha

[LockeandDemosthenes]

You could replace "daughter" with "sister," and it would be pretty accurate for me, too, except that my sister is pretty wise about the guys she dates. I bet I'll be singing this song word-for-word when I have kids, though. Great song!

How funny, though, saying, "God bless you!" after a song like that!

[TomWilsonUSA]

Yes, if you mess with my daughter, may God bless you and help you with your hospital bills and physical therapy. :)

[LockeandDemosthenes]

And to that I say, "Hallelujah, Amen!"

[cprich22]

and the bills from the undertaker.

[themariobros45]

@TomWilsonUSA do you really own all of those weapons?

[ipodwow]

u sound like my bro and even hisgf is like one of bffs so she says the same thing its so mean but ya my dad showed me this song and i asked ur just kidding right and he said this song is not a joke!

[zoolover495]

shes my daughter.

wow! this is the best! my dad would totally do this! haha

[Johpick]

the topic should not be the daughter song.. well.. because its spoiling the the first an best joke ;)

[divagirl]

i love this song! uh reminds me of my dad lol!

[MauroJB]

Great songs Tom!!!

You made it all the way to Buenos Aires, Argentina =D

[mencken]

I have a teenage daughter now, and I declare this the greatest song ever made.

[GANN010355]

Isn't it True??? I don't have a daughter, I have two sons, but I sent this video to my brother who has a daughter (teenage) and he e-mailed me back saying "Yup Sis, I've just started to tell my daughter (and I quote my brother, I'm not trashing men) that all men are Pigs, stay away from them! Ha Ha How incredibly Funny! The minute He became a Father EVERYTHING CHANGED!!!

[nicolawillis]

lol gr8 song!

[Sanyey]

Favourited this one too :PPPP Cant get enough of this :DDDD

[wellkeptsecret]

"I could wear you as a shoe"

[Tuco82]

Hey Tom, you're awesome. Congratulations. Greetings from Brazil!

[Kiddomato]

What does he say after "I'll shove my foot up your ass.." ??

[TomWilsonUSA]

I could wear you as a shoe.

[Kiddomato]

Thanks Tom :D great job in every song you make ! Big fan

[Shaitan2323]

hey cool song dude! :D

[GTAIVFan17]

Tome for President!

[DLPBurke]

@TomWilsonUSA ;) best line.

[HisForeverr]

@Kiddomato "I'll shove my foot so far up your-- I could wear you as shoe ¬¬" :D Brilliant :) ♥

[mattman2900]

seriously a hatchet? damn! respect Tom Wilson and his daughters or else. geez. lol.

[dillonsgirl96]

my dad loves this song. :)

[Pr0t0sz]

lol My dad to -_-

He took this song to serious with meh XD

[shnos]

lmao

[FrostByte10101]

That means he 'likes' you lol.

[misspigilicious]

lol!

[monsternuts26]

Lol Tom, I'm sure you got your hands full with 3 teenage daughters. Hey, any plans of being on The Bob and Tom again soon?

Gl to ya, your very funny!

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

Thank God I'm a gentleman, I would not want to meet your steak knife collection :)

[osian77]

He played an awesome BIFF....

[dean101792]

He's my second cousin.

No lie, even though i've never met him. He lives in Hollywood and I'm from Jersey.

[BurnFatNotOil]

Is that Biff from Back To The Future?

[DeeperRootsProject]

Certainly is.

[Foodstore101]

haha Tom Wilson is MY name

[JakeEvilclown]

.."drinkin' lots of liquor and polishing my gun". >;o)

[Hockeyguy242381]

youre great man i loved you as biff in back to the future as well man. that made me laugh.

[moccamelons]

Hi Tom! I love your acts!

[tomarkenfan83]

Loved this from last night... I din't stop laughing the whole time you were on stage.. He should have been on 8 simple Rules... He is just like Paul Hennesey... LOVE IT!

[tomarkenfan83]

Hi Tom... I saw you last night at the Funnybone at Eason Town center.. You were a RIOT.. I hope to see you again... I was the one in a wheelchair who gave you a hug... Awesome to see this here...

[purplegyrl88]

OMG...sounds like my dad!!! :) ROFL

[krazyflicks]

my dad should sing this about me and my sister haha

[Holdenon3]

Howdy, folks. Connecticut guy here.

Umm...

What's a "surfer necklace"?

[darkangelalliance]

genrally a sharks tooth on a shoelace

[samcwic]

So "surfer necklace" is a euphemism for "junk found washed up on a beach."

[Barbabapan]

I've watched this video around a thousand times yet, sent the link around and "spread the word", and I still don't get tired. Great great performances, I love'em. They're, you know, easy, enlightning, subtle in a way (seems more like English humour to me, as deadly and dry as it is) Cute, black, simple and FUNNNY.

He's my nr. 1 MYSPACE-Friend. (that was a highlight, after so many years to get him as a MS-friend). I just saw Mr. Wilson recently in DR.HOUSE! (I guess, or a twin?)

[thelad567]

lol

[youtubasoarus]

This is an awesome song and i'll remember this when I have a daughter. LOL. Just so well done.

[lalaland6868]

I love the part about the surfer necklace because it is so true!

[NightingaleHMP]

Absolutely excellent!!

I am going to copy and play this song at the next barbeque I go to cos every word applies to me too as a dad! So funny and so true.

Thanks for sharing this.

[saraxmxweems]

As the mom of two teenage girls........God bless you Tom!!

[dragon1752]

lol that was so funny lol

[HappyGirl01234567890]

It's so cool how you can play the guitar, sing, and be so funny at the same time. And, not to sound creepy, but you are so handsome! You have beautiful blue eyes! :)

[merrywrath]

I need to show this to my dad. He has four daughters (we're all grown) and he knows what that was like!

[chrysler135]

great i loved it

[mgabbard]

LMAO! Tom, you rule! Hope you had a good time in Chicago this week!

[sweetnsourgumpop]

my dad told my first boyfriend to go on youtube and listen to this song it scared the crap outta him !!!!!

hes long gone now !!!

thanx dad so so.... much !!!

[Asian780]

Funny funny funny!!! ^_^

[bobthejedi]

so funny man, so true too.

[Ionyskye]

Lolz, I love your name.

[boxman0123]

haha

"I'll take that stupid surfer necklace and beat your little head"

[xg1optimusprimex]

Lol Oh that Biff! If you beat me up would you at least call me a butt head?

[Bluemaan]

Anyone know the easy guitar chords for this song? :>

[LilUsagiChan]

I LOVE this! I sent it to my dad. I know he'd love it!

[LilUsagiChan]

luv it!

[Surrection75]

If you touch her, or hurt her, or make her sad... I'm gonna hurt you twice as bad

[nanceuk]

this songs great iam gona show it to my 18yr old daughter tom more of this great stuff

[studs2005]

hello mum !!!!!!!!!!!

[nanceuk]

Tom that was great as a mum of the 18 year old daughter i agree but was bludy funny would be great to see you in the uk

[WeirdFields]

top class again!

[37saucy]

songs from tom are great

[ifreakoverps3]

My favorite part is, "I'll grab that stupid surfer necklace and I'll beat your little head in." I want to do that to them and I don't even have a daughter.

[aninomolas]

i ♥ this! go tom!

[dashman02]

now that is what i call comedy

[bookhound63]

Hilarious. Wear you as a shoe! :D

[cat2diam]

love this man

[DarkFairyProductions]

i don't look how he describes her but he acts just like my dad

[pdlost991]

every dad who has little girls(and they are little girls even when their 18)acts pretty much the same way. I have four and i have been the overprotective type since the day they were born.