Parents walk in on their kid: Father: The fuck are you doing? Child: *sip* This aint what you think it is! It aint beer! Mother: What is it then? You better explain yourself young man!! Child: it's kodomononomimono!! Father: kodonome..mo what? Speak English son! Child: I said *goes for one last sip* it's KODOMONONOMIMONO! Father: *Slaps kid in the face!* I'm disappointed in you son! Mother: Where did we go wrong? *cries* Father: Real men drink real beer!! Here's some Bud! Mother: O_O
love this product...i think every parent should get them for their kids..just imagine serving them at a kids birthday party.....wish my parents had gotten me some when i was a kid...
I understand that theres no alcohol in it, but HOW can you possibly give something to kids that even looks like beer? So that they can be "adults" and pretend drinking beer? How pathetic!
Even though theres no alcohol in it, it's bad for the children. It's stupid to learn them at such young age that drinking beer is good, and something you DO.
Don't you realize that the kids who start of with this, will go for real beer earlier and then theres a bigger risk for them to become alcoholics.
Cannot the beer of a nonalcoholic imitation be understood to common sense from thinking?
Is the person who is writing the comment only stupid people as it is not possible to understand no matter how it doesn't know circumstances of Japan?The Japanese will laugh that foolish fellows are misunderstanding Japan again.
This is horrible, they should be giving thier kids sips of real beer like responsible North American parents do! ;D
(Lulz... I'm so kidding. The social imprinting by this product might be negative - especially if it has none of the nasty taste for kids or negative consequences. Letting kids fail teaches them how to succeed.)
lol... it might taste sweet but the looks of it and the toast, kampai, make it clear what it's supposed to be
drink this after long sessions of Typing of the Dead, so that you can get those office skills up and be ready to drink til you drop when you don't get that promotion!
how retarded, only a mother fucker would believe this shit, c`mon that not even real. i hate people who do this fucking shit. its like totally 4 bitches, shit
I don't see why people are freaking out, they must be stupid enough to believe that a developed country sells beer to kids. Japan is like any other country, alcohol is prohibited to children (20 is the legal age) and this is just a sugary junk drink so kids can feel "adult" and drink "beer" with their dads.
@33Sammi32 I agree with you completley. I feel sily telling this to strangers but, I remember as a kid I would treat sassperella the same way, I had this idea wayy before the japanese did! in russia Kvass is known as "kids beer" to the locals from what I've heard, Unlike the stuff in this commercial Kvass has a small amount of alchohol, it's so little that it's harmless, that's why it's called kid's beer. overall it's no big deal, it's not going to make anyone an alcoholic
According to the site on the other end of the hyperlink in the description it's flavoured like Apple juice. No Alcohol. I really don't get the Japanese sometimes.... :)
The "beer" is actually a soft drink designed to look like beer with a foamy head. Despite my protests, my wife/sister-in-laws purchased it for our kids because the boys saw a commercial for a similar brand on tv and wanted it. I have to admit it was pretty funny watching them drink it though... Luckily, the taste was not that great, very sugary, and the kids never requested it again. The brand they purchased had "kids' beer" in the title.
Ha. No wonder they're not alcoholics. If all Japanese beers are that hard to pronounce I imagine nobody is capable of ordering them after about their fourth one :3
strangely Japan has one of the lowest rates of underage drinking. After all beer has been available from vending machines for years and they sell 40% spirits in 5 litre bottles at Seiko Mart, there version of 7/11.. Its a different culture you see. I think dealing with alcohol at a young age makes it less appealing later.
Anybody know a website where I can buy this? I've been searching on google but I can't find it anywhere. I want to try this.
AverX8 5 months ago
omg wtf
liz553 5 months ago
Да!!! Дело реально идет к концу света!
DAN7078 7 months ago
criança retardada é foda nem percebe que é falso !
AZ096065 8 months ago
what next?
condoms for kids?
CrazyNoob221 1 year ago
not much different than root beer I guess, but it still seems a bit strange
MapleLeafHashima 1 year ago
American culture blows.
pn0yb0iProductions 1 year ago 2
the whitest kids u' know did this! haha
madbar4lifexo 1 year ago
screw you americans
beyonbeach 1 year ago
@beyonbeach but all i said was that it was suggestive. like candy cigarettes. that dosent mean that its the freaking apocalypse
wahhho 1 year ago
even though this is non alcoholic it is sending a bad message to the youths. of which i am
wahhho 1 year ago
screw you american
beyonbeach 1 year ago
We have Martinelli's. They have this.
321midnight 1 year ago
This beverage may not be the real thing but this URGES kids to drink in a very young age and will continue till they become adults. Just my opinion.
orignamura 1 year ago
que rico, su chelita loca!!!
PEDROSW 1 year ago 3
well what about kids champagne :P
potato511 1 year ago
Its just a drink which tastes like beer and foams at the top. its not actually alcoholic.
MapleStoryAsh 1 year ago
It the same as when i sell a non alocohol bottle with a Jim Beam Design to children .
But the bad is the effect:
The children learn in their brain:OK drinking is good and alcohol is not bad for themself. Because children learn other than adults.
When the cildren are teenager or adults they
have from her childrentime the memory drinking is normaly and often these kind people drink too much .
The problem is more psychotic effect and NOT DRINKING ONE BEER.
sorry for my english I`am german
Narutokun1991 2 years ago
Where did human ancestors go wrong with Japanese people xxD
PikolUploader 2 years ago
jubailblast 2 years ago 5
that's a good skit. funny as hell
getiingout 2 years ago 2
does it get them dronk?
sofatass 2 years ago
Apple Cider gives kids hangovers now!
Kidding!
supermantahoo 2 years ago
love this product...i think every parent should get them for their kids..just imagine serving them at a kids birthday party.....wish my parents had gotten me some when i was a kid...
deegnarls 2 years ago
I love the name, though.
I'm drinking KODOMONONOMIMONO
SourExplosion 2 years ago 2
apple juice
viakobe 2 years ago
WTF
bbuubb2 2 years ago
non-alcoholic beer taste is shitty...
tazyx 2 years ago
I understand that theres no alcohol in it, but HOW can you possibly give something to kids that even looks like beer? So that they can be "adults" and pretend drinking beer? How pathetic!
Even though theres no alcohol in it, it's bad for the children. It's stupid to learn them at such young age that drinking beer is good, and something you DO.
Don't you realize that the kids who start of with this, will go for real beer earlier and then theres a bigger risk for them to become alcoholics.
NEKOCHANNiE 2 years ago
no there isn't you retard! there are always ginnae be products that are meant for kids that are, irl, used by adults. like guns, and cigarettes.
TlGBC 2 years ago
Yet, It doesn't make it less pathetic.
NEKOCHANNiE 2 years ago
oh gimme a break..
TlGBC 2 years ago
where can I buy it in the US? if not how?
Chrisspy704 2 years ago
※ This is not liquor
aosono 2 years ago
Cannot the beer of a nonalcoholic imitation be understood to common sense from thinking?
Is the person who is writing the comment only stupid people as it is not possible to understand no matter how it doesn't know circumstances of Japan?The Japanese will laugh that foolish fellows are misunderstanding Japan again.
japanesedancechannel 3 years ago
i dont even understand what you are trying to say..
TakuKageyama 2 years ago
damn idk how they design that things. It tastes like apple juice. But the apperances is like real beer. It forms foam when poured into glass.
harris1001 3 years ago
lol japan at it again
xeronegamefaqs 3 years ago 4
fun commercial ^_^
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GDIawesome 3 years ago
m;gawd that is messed up
iKoonfuzed 3 years ago
its not beer.
its a nonalcoholic drink that looks like beer.
KagomeHigurashi 2 years ago
I just love Japan!!!
adelfred 3 years ago 2
haha awesome! Japan is crazy! <3
xninja92 3 years ago
WTF!? It's fake beer?! That's dumb!
In the UK and most of Europe 5 year old kids can buy low-alcohol beer, shandy, ginger beer, etc..
In fact, in most stores those drinks are with the soft drinks, next the the sweets ("candy").
Those poor Japanese kids are deprived if they can only have fake beer.
CrypticalK 3 years ago
Who would like to allow children drink alcohol? if youre not kidding, then you are really stupid.
rEhNiSeK 3 years ago
Culture shock eh?
Don't worry, it's non-alcoholic
akiratrooper 3 years ago 3
its not alcohol.
its a childrens drink, but it look slike beer.
KagomeHigurashi 2 years ago
I found this at a Japanese grocery store in Syracuse, NY.
It's great tasting stuff and it looks EXACTLY like beer. It's amazing.
champthom 3 years ago
where can you buy it in Canada-Ontario?!?!?! i want it!
Police827 3 years ago
They actually have this stuff over at an international store here in Las Vegas, it's good, it's like Cream Soda and Root Beer, but not as fizzy.
Sprite37 3 years ago
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lol stupid asians
kellersk 3 years ago
XD XD XD
jajaja cagadisimo como cantan esos niñatos japos
"kodomo no nomimono bansaaaaaaaaii!!!" jajajaja
jerobaal81 3 years ago
es igual que tomar cerveza sin alcohol
finisterra27 3 years ago
me lembrei do cigarrinho de chocolate q vendia no brasil huehueahuauhe
pablofesta 3 years ago
Fumei um monte e sou fumante até hoje.
Ramoin 2 years ago
ehaaeheha
cara que medo desses japas
xD eu nao incentivaria mia cria a beber desde criança
nem de brincadeira ahehaehae
matheusdacruz 3 years ago
This is horrible, they should be giving thier kids sips of real beer like responsible North American parents do! ;D
(Lulz... I'm so kidding. The social imprinting by this product might be negative - especially if it has none of the nasty taste for kids or negative consequences. Letting kids fail teaches them how to succeed.)
Nakashii 3 years ago 13
It's okay because that is a respecrt and advance country...
beyonbeach 3 years ago 2
This feels so wrong, even if it's not real beer.
ashfury 4 years ago
where can i buy this.?? and could i order it form online??
Chipstastegood 4 years ago 2
This is a Juice
zzt1800 4 years ago 6
then tell me where i can buy this juice
Chipstastegood 4 years ago 5
tastes great i drink it everyday
you don't know japanese to bad...
Kodomo beru o nomimasu.
Oishi desu yo.
shiyuumatsu ninani o shimasuka.
mosh101 4 years ago
KAMPAIIIIII
lol... it might taste sweet but the looks of it and the toast, kampai, make it clear what it's supposed to be
drink this after long sessions of Typing of the Dead, so that you can get those office skills up and be ready to drink til you drop when you don't get that promotion!
therealzubsero 4 years ago
OK... this is now apart of the top five weirdest things I've seen come from japan.
Isn't milk or Pepsi good enough for the little runts over there?
Weapon01 4 years ago
From what I've heard it sounds tastey. I'ld like to try it myself. :D
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grantuking.speak english dude
JackAttack1000 4 years ago
learn japanese ass hole
lauiop 4 years ago
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how retarded, only a mother fucker would believe this shit, c`mon that not even real. i hate people who do this fucking shit. its like totally 4 bitches, shit
JackAttack1000 4 years ago
lol loser....
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lauiop 4 years ago
I think its stupid to teach kids to drink.
de2bakabutas 4 years ago
what's there to teach??? kids start drinking from the first days they are born!
TlGBC 2 years ago
what about "Root BEER"? isnt this a very common drink marketed towards kids in the US?
think a bit before you go demonising japan etc
i gotta admit its pretty funny though..
mast2006 4 years ago 3
Spero ci sia anche quella vera, visto che ad agosto saro'a Tokyo
Grantuking 4 years ago
Oh I ssen this comercial I like it.
beyonbeach 4 years ago 2
I don't see why people are freaking out, they must be stupid enough to believe that a developed country sells beer to kids. Japan is like any other country, alcohol is prohibited to children (20 is the legal age) and this is just a sugary junk drink so kids can feel "adult" and drink "beer" with their dads.
33Sammi32 4 years ago 16
@33Sammi32 So you think theres nothing wrong whit this ?
This isnt creating a social valeu ?
If you ask me this is just a nother way of mind control indoctrinating the new generation to our believe system and way of living.
We can learn those kids a lot
but instead we are marketing them and want to put a label on every inch,.
I dont have kids im a teenager my opinion is those who are freaking out are more in touch with there selves then thos who are not.
The end of the corperate world is near
mindinflow 1 year ago
@33Sammi32 I agree with you completley. I feel sily telling this to strangers but, I remember as a kid I would treat sassperella the same way, I had this idea wayy before the japanese did! in russia Kvass is known as "kids beer" to the locals from what I've heard, Unlike the stuff in this commercial Kvass has a small amount of alchohol, it's so little that it's harmless, that's why it's called kid's beer. overall it's no big deal, it's not going to make anyone an alcoholic
onlyadot 9 months ago
@33Sammi32 They're freaking out because Americans have the most neurotic relationship with alcohol of any country in the world.
cuntylishus 6 months ago
Oh c'mon this is no worse than the 'bubbly apple juice' they sell in champagne bottles XD
Namari12 4 years ago
According to the site on the other end of the hyperlink in the description it's flavoured like Apple juice. No Alcohol. I really don't get the Japanese sometimes.... :)
BananaTrumpet 4 years ago
In Philippines kids don't drink beer, beer can be drink by minor age of 18 only.
paco2012 4 years ago
oh yeah...
Paulthepro 4 years ago
KAMPAI!!!!!!
the6thmonkey 4 years ago
I love the wrongness of Japan sometimes.
genfx 4 years ago
It's the natural consequence after chocolate cigarettes ... ; )
TiceHH 4 years ago
Chocolate cigarettes ROCK!!! (>_<)
fushigiusagi 4 years ago
The "beer" is actually a soft drink designed to look like beer with a foamy head. Despite my protests, my wife/sister-in-laws purchased it for our kids because the boys saw a commercial for a similar brand on tv and wanted it. I have to admit it was pretty funny watching them drink it though... Luckily, the taste was not that great, very sugary, and the kids never requested it again. The brand they purchased had "kids' beer" in the title.
eshitamoto 4 years ago
7/11 is the only convini on Japan (as far as I've seen) that DOESN'T sell alcohol dschordsch...
Djinn59 4 years ago
Ha. No wonder they're not alcoholics. If all Japanese beers are that hard to pronounce I imagine nobody is capable of ordering them after about their fourth one :3
noomcin 4 years ago
It's not hard to pronounce, it's not even a real name for "the beer, or whatever it is". It simply translates to "a children drink".
ab031ns 4 years ago
mmmh.... oishi des ne, campai!!
joeyjenga 4 years ago
strangely Japan has one of the lowest rates of underage drinking. After all beer has been available from vending machines for years and they sell 40% spirits in 5 litre bottles at Seiko Mart, there version of 7/11.. Its a different culture you see. I think dealing with alcohol at a young age makes it less appealing later.
kaptinkle 4 years ago 2
they have more 7/11s in japan than in the hole usa and japanese drinks way too much alcohol
dschordsch 4 years ago
makes sense.
KriegerBR29 4 years ago
That's really scary. This is how wars get started.
Avochelm 4 years ago
Lol, scary's the right word
norbyqwertzu 4 years ago
LOL
TheSaneOne 4 years ago
tonguetwister right there dude
daviie 4 years ago
wow, talk about future alcoholics, next, their going to make japanese heroin for children too.
sicxsweet 4 years ago
lmao
jjwhockey 4 years ago
pure internet gold.
venetiglio 4 years ago