The problem with anal sex

[AegisMU]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD You're joking right?

[wowzerz1229]

double palm strike= woman apparently

[dandyboykb]

,where are you man? make more video, i've been waiting.

[regulaterregulate]

Clearly sexualy frustrated...

[paulusmagirl]

lmao, anyway, though 'child liquid' is damned funny, the funniest term I've heard for sperm was 'smart water', hahahahaha.

[HuntForWaffles]

CHILD LIQUID LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[callmesmorz]

nice hair, jesus

[chicharitoMAN23]

You are do fucking stupid you dumb bitch

[callmesmorz]

@chicharitoMAN23 LOLOLOLOLO WASSUP, B-RY???

[eleventhousandfour]

Absolute gold.

[TheAwesomeVergo]

you are a fucking retard and you cant get aids or a child because you are a fucking troll faced ugly RETARD

----AnAthiest----

[VXRPGMaker]

DUDE, YOU ARE A TROLL!!!

Satan has no power here, whatsoever. The Bible will tell you that. Satan is trapped in hell and can do NOTHING!

According to your BIBLE, God controls every noook and cranny. God controls the hearts of man. God creates and controls tsunamis. God caused 9/11 God did it all. God hates most of humanity.

Your Bible tells you so.

[TaysieGraves]

@VXRPGMaker Clearly you haven't read the bible. It specifically says that Satan has power over this world. The beast is free to wreak havoc. Satan, his demons, and his followers wont be thrown into the lake of fire until the end of days. Until then, they get to party here on earth like it's 1999. Sorry if you were just trolling. I'm no Christian but I have read the entire bible.

[sushidude123]

@VXRPGMaker he's a joker

[VXRPGMaker]

God created the prostate inside the male anus because it's a secret. That prostate is a magical thing. Hidden in a place of 'No No' to the standard. Those say that's a No No, but the magical spot is within there. Learn of that area, ignore the standard, ignore law and nature. These are but an illusion to blind you from the truth of this magicness.

You speak nothing but illusion. Illusion has been created to repel the commoners from the truth becauase truth is a gift and only goes to the elect.

[VXRPGMaker]

Dude, you are wrong. The penis enters the ass so easily, and as it goes in, it hits the prostate firmly, causing prostatic fluid to be released, keeping the prostate healthy.

Anal sex is healthier than vaginal sex.

[VXRPGMaker]

Also, before anal sex. Colon hydrotherapy is required. Pump fresh purified water into the rectum to risne out all the fecal matter. Make it absolutely clean.

I always douche after taking a shit. You can stick your finger all the way in my ass, and leave it for a minute, take it out? You see NOTHING! Smell? NOTHING. Absolutely clean. Not offensive at all.

People need to do this. They need to douche and keep they ass clean. It's proper.

[VXRPGMaker]

Straight men are more prone to prostate cancer because they do not stimulate the prostate gland and release that prostatic fluid. So it stagnates and draws in infection, creating the cancer.

Gay men know their bodies better than straight men. Straight meh have a lot to learn from the gay man.

Gay men are healthier. HOWEVER.

Sleeping and slutting around? NO. All do these things. Slutting around is bad. Gays are stereotyped for being sluts as niggers are for eating chicken.

[VXRPGMaker]

Another thing.

Any man, stick their finger in thier ass, and thrust it firmly on that prostate spot. You know what i am talking about. Its only an inch in, curve your finger toward the front of you, and poke firmly yet gently. Youll know when you touch that spot. Press it firmly. What will happen? It will feel good, and then white stuff comes outta your dick. Thats very very good. important to do. releasing that stuff keeps the prostate healthy.

[VXRPGMaker]

BZZT!! WRONNNGGG!!

Anal sex is practiced by heterosexuals also.

Plenty of women like it in the ass. In fact

A dildo in the ass, while being fucked in the pussy = More snug, more tight.

[soccer7539518246]

not only gays use anal... trust me ;)

[virgilxoxo1]

you though of all this by yourself?

[AnnisaAyana]

What planet do you come from? I watched some of your videos and others...i think you went out there a little bit...kind of freaked me out there

[Dijitd10]

THE TROLLY AWARD GOES TO.......

[ocdfreak]

Can't tell if trolling?

[cuddles31]

I can't believe there's still people who don't understand this guy is a major troll. And an awesome one.

[TheFubz]

@cuddles31 if he is a troll than he is magnificent

[all4seasonz]

this video was funny lmao

[TheMrGreenwald]

Damn, wish my penis was as big as a human body!

[DickEnlargement]

Im gay, so what.. Dont judge my butt

And your cute ;)

[0299792458]

"When God notices the sperm is in the womb he gives a soul to the sperm...."

Epic

[tonybuk70]

don't knock it till you've tried it m8y :)

i suspect you have given this issue (see what i did there??) more than a little thought.........

[BIueberryPeace]

this should have 100,000,000 views!

[BIueberryPeace]

this should have 100,000,000 views!

[TGDragon]

i started mildly entertained but the incredible level of ignorance to even the most basic of facts is downright horrifying. Please, please, please tell me that you don't believe this.

[SingAlexandra]

@TGDragon yes he does and me too and u know I am seeing through u were hoping that he was gay right, well no he is a son of God the ALMIGHTY LIVING GOD, and he is a healthy man. thats what u homos want to make all gays but no no no the judgment will come first

[TGDragon]

@SingAlexandra if you just look up a few scientific facts about any of this you'll find that it is wrong.

where do you get your information anyway? none of the things here are in the bible. there are verses calling homosexuality a sin, abomination, etc. but nothing about sperm becoming AIDS or any of the other so called facts here.

please stop intentionally spreading ignorance and hate. what ever happened to christians "spreading the word of god's love"?

[trythinkingnow]

There is a problem with anal sex??? FUCK! Since when???

[Rock3r66]

What's with all the comments about vagina meant for pissing? You don't pee out your vaginal opening. There's a little hole above it that you pee out of. Anal is gross not because it's sinful but because you freaking shit out of it! And a streched out anus is a very bad thing unless you have a poop fetish.

[scrabbledmind]

Well, my girlfriend also have an anus, and I have to admit that my penis fit like a glove.

And, I prefer aids over some disgusting babies any day. I mean, who wouldn`t?

[RomaTomatoe]

*Scratches head.*I think this might be too stupid to be a satire, but I'm honestly not sure.

[LisaBoudreau]

Troll=hilarious

[imgconscious]

AHNOOSE!

[xPeacexLovexHarmonyx]

this guy...lmfao

[SamTheCow]

Vaginas are foor pee and babys, not for sex! The only thing that's made for intake is the mouth, so I stick with that one. That's alright? Btw, you shouldn't use any force during anal sex baby boy.

[Draginvry2]

LOL, this guy is hilarious.

[TheZeyon]

Is this guy actually retarded, and serious. Or.. are he just trolling? I can't honestly tell if he is trolling or just really stupid

[moreoreos123]

@TheZeyon I'm pretty sure he's just trying to be funny. Putting these videos up for our amusement? and is actaully an athiest.

[Dijitd10]

@moreoreos123 one word.....troll

[957Chatterton]

@moreoreos123 No, the dumb look on his face makes him seem sincere.

[sugartub]

you are too funny

[Mmjr3]

I cannot argue with you're science sir.



[snakebytes323]

also, i wish you good luck putting that bottle of windex inside a vag cause they are probably pretty much the same size.. dumbass!!!

[snakebytes323]

you are the bumbest fucking retard i have ever seen... if you think about it, yur theory sucks because the sperm allready has a soul.. and 1 more thing... WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE IDEA COMDOMS WERE MADE OF AIDS... THERE MADE OF PLASTIC ASSHOLE... btw some people shit a hell of a lot bigger then the "anus" which makes it possible for a dick to fit in there...

[AppleMacgic911]

But straight people also have sex with the female anus. Poop isn't liquid. Some penises don't find in vaginas. A mouth wasn't made to take penis either so why does no one complain about that?

[1986rich]

The female Anus is Nature's Condom :D

[EMO1992ILY]

another thing is the anus is big enough for the penis to enter

[EMO1992ILY]

anal sex is not only had by gays, porn stars do straight married couples, even teenagers

[ExtrematronYT]

Why is it people who haven't had sex are the one's who want to tell others how to have it?

[Kreuzfoier]

i so hope he starts going on tour ^^

[TZMrazvitie]

so sperm stays soulless in the anus???

[LightSpeed333]

sperm goes to the womb? I hope you have at least crossed the elementary school.

[JonoGrey]

Self hating gay much?

[NotCaringNow]

@theshoottruth10 u are a moron a stupid stupid moronic retard

[T3hXBLAshow]

ultra troll

[ThurisaSS]

Your biggest problem with anal sex seems to be that you got sick of it as a child with your uncle.

[Golobit]

FORCE THE POOP OUT OF THE HOLE.

[DavidNic14590]

I think the fact he doesn't really understand how a condom works asnwers what we're all thinking.

[Etudianteindigne]

I am crazy or the guy looks like Jesus?

[EMO1992ILY]

@Etudianteindigne i definitely agree. i think he is that obsessed with jesus

[EWilsonLife]

"Homo sex?" Lots of women have tried this too.

Satan will add aids to the Sperm? What the Hell? You're saying when every homosexual man ejaculates it causes their partner to have AIDs? This guy has got to be a troll seeking attention on youtube. I highly doubt he's a legit radical christian and if he is, he makes Christians look bad.

[IndigoOptimist]

Sperm doesn't go to the Womb, please attend school/learn something about reproduction ;)

And all this is stupid, because God doesn't exists xD

[Just10tb]

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! And the anus is broken.

[Alphacaliber]

The Vigina is meant for pissing. Don't put your dick up it. Nice logic there. I honestly can't tell if you ARE trolling, or just fucking stupid.

[Rishro29]

@Alphacaliber Retard. U pee out of the urethra. Not the "vagina" theres two holes retard.

1- Urethra

2- Vaginal Canal

-___-

[EMO1992ILY]

@Alphacaliber really? do u know where babies come from?

[Alphacaliber]

@EMO1992ILY Yeah, you know where the man's G-spot is?

[TheShootTruth10]

finally we got some people to speak out against gays.

[1Koakuma1]

Apparently straights cant have anal sex. LOLWUT. fail.

[GayWhisperGuy]

This has to be a joke, nobody is that ignorant. FABULOUS hair you have by the way, looks like you had it done by a gay stylist. Just sayin' :)

[dartter50]

@GayWhisperGuy it is a joke.

[Oddulrick]

BUTT FRIENDSHIP!

[RevengeofGothzilla]

Jesusophile's plastic bag is constipated.

[xafez]

So wouldn't god know not to put a soul in sperm that has been ejaculated inside someones ass? you know, just to prevent the " lost souls". or does god treat all sperm the same?

[GIOtheCOMEDIAN]

you dumb motherfucker . you cant get aids from sperm in your ass haha .

[Bananapielord]

What about anal sex with girls...? It's tighter than the vagina.

[MrToBeEvil]

@Bananapielord I know right!?!?



[myexposeinstrain]

@MuscleBomber2021 pro trollin' up in here.

[RonnyOnBass]

I am a straight male and I fuck my wife in the ass! I have been doing it for years!!

I am healthy and so is she.

Dude, you are one wacky character! I think your mom took a poop out her vagina and you arose!!

[bnbmaster3]

2:35 It comes out like that ?

[bnbmaster3]

1.god creates humans and gives them lust.

2.god sees humans lust.

3.god rages and teleports human to a mystical land of fire.

4.God is an omnibenevolent god.

[JapePissoff]

Poop is liquid?

[sailorsimon1]

when its about the whole gays vs procreation, I always feel the need to ask: what about infertile straight couples?

[MuscIeBomber2021]

I wish more of these gays would watch this video and realize why they keep giving each other AIDS! Same thing with these stupid atheists who use condoms! I'd rather have a child than AIDS!!!

[sailorsimon1]

@MuscIeBomber2021 funny that you were too stupid to realise this was a satire.

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@sailorsimon1 Only an ignorant atheist would actually believe that this is "satire" in any way! Maybe if you tried learning something instead of engaging in bum friendship, you would realize that your kind has no one to blame but themselves for their AIDS!

[sailorsimon1]

@MuscIeBomber2021 First, I'm not atheist, I do believe in God, but I don't believe in the bible. Second, I'm still a child and never had sex with anyone, boy or girl so for the whole bum friendship, not so much. Third, AIDS exists for straigths as much as it does for gays (ex: Africa where homosexuality is illegal), the only thing to blame for that is unprotected sex (anal/oral/vaginal) and exchange of body fluids (blood), many homosexuals are sexually active and dont have aids. It is a satire.

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@sailorsimon1 My child, Jesus Christ is the only true Lord and Savior! Abandon your false deity and embrace the true Word of God - The Bible! You DO want to go to Heaven, don't you? As for Africa, those people suffer from AIDS for an entirely different reason! Those depraved souls have incurred the wrath of God and have fallen victim to Satan's influence! That is why they are doomed to suffer from AIDS, poverty, and starvation! Sad, but true!

[sailorsimon1]

@MuscIeBomber2021 what proofs do you have that Jesus Christ is the only true Lord and Savior? There are many people who are catholic in Africa. Saying they deserve to suffer is just plain cruel. God is not cruelty, God is love. Love thy neighbor, Forgive our offence like we forgive those who offend us, isn't that in your bible? I know many gay and lesbian. The only thing they are guilty of is loving eachother, they don't kill, rape, steal or hurt anybody. BTW lesbians rarely engage in anal.

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@sailorsimon1 Jesus Christ is the only way into Heaven, that's what the Bible says and that's just the way it is! Your false deity has driven you away from the light of Jesus! Abandon his ways and repent now before it's too late! Don't blame God for Africa! They chose Satan long ago when they decided to have anal sex and use condoms! Committing sodomy is a sin punishable by eternal hellfire! God's a great guy and all, but when He gets mad, He gets rough!

[TheMelancholyMind]

@sailorsimon1 dont try to argue with someone who's been brainwashed since he was born. its pointless.

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@TheMelancholyMind Only a close-minded atheist would call a Jesus-lover such as myself "brainwashed"! It is YOU who has been brainwashed, my child! Brainwashed into rejecting God's love and affection and hurting him with your constant desire for anal sex, condom use, and abortions! I don't understand how anyone can refute such clear-cut examples as "The spray bottle and the hole in the plastic bag"! How much more evidence do you need that anal sex is an abomination of God?!

[TheMelancholyMind]

@MuscIeBomber2021 So somehow a Jesus-lover like yourself assumes that all atheists like bumsex? Really? Have you any sense whatsoever? Its fanatics like you that videos like these are made. You do realize this whole channel is satire humour. But its alright, God somehow didn't wish to indulge that information with you no? And don't call me with the term "my child". Irritating pious pig.

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@TheMelancholyMind My child, it is a well-known fact of life that atheists are Liberals! AND, it is known that Liberals support the gays! FURTHERMORE, it is indisputable that gays support bum friendship! Therefore, by the transitive property (See that?! SCIENCE! Can't argue with that, can you?!), atheists are in favor of butt plumbing! As for the whole "satire" thing, you are clearly too young to understand the truth of Jesusophile's words! Come back when you're older, my child! God bless you!

[vomitvulture]

He be trollin...

[iHateRanchDressing]

i vote for aids they can help you with stuff

ps anal sex works best with soap and water

pps and oil based lube

[dogsiter4567]

guys I'm pretty sure this is satire...

[emerice]

jesusphile i hope you practice anal sex, you certainly don't need it as all your shit seems to stream from your head out your mouth, plus there is the added bonus of removing yourself from the gene pool without rational people having to have you sterilized. By the way take a biology class you moron! Shame your mother didn't practice anal.

[evamon10]

I don't need to learn how to poop.

[IntGalMusicClan]

But what about anal sex in a heterosexual christian marriage?

[1Perizada1]

lol. bum friendship.

[SiT1986]

Christian morals demonstrated through various objects and metaphors.

God himself should have thought of the idea when he had the chance.

[kittykatz37]

first off poop is a solid second off ur proportionally wrong

lmao plus god doesnt add a soul to the sperm

[NoCKOmpty69]

WAIT AIDS COME FROM SATAN? :O

Obviously Satan hates Homosexuals too.

[PSP600HAX1]

Ill take the aids rather than a child

[mguatimosim]

THE ANUS IS BROKEN!!!

IAJSAIJSOAJISOAUSIAUHSIAHSIUAH­S

[bulge4802]

lol I just wanna know if he was serious...if so he is one sick human being lmao

[HeatLegs]

@bulge4802 Lol hell no he's not serious.

[bulge4802]

girls have anal sex too...

[CambridgeHeights]

@bulge4802 Girls have vaginers. Anal sex is for gays. Didn't you watch the video?

[Ysosrsify]

WHAT IS THE SUPPOSED 'POO' COMING OUT OF THE 'ANUS'?

[dandyboykb]

MAKE MORE VIDEOS

[Atheieye]

I love this guy. xD

[IbnNero]

@Atheieye butt friendship lol I laugh myself to death

[aikam007]

Ingenious troll or the biggest retard on youtube. Not sure.

[Atheieye]

@aikam007 Ingenious troll. 

[Pontus900]

Why isn't this titled " MY PROBLEMS with anal sex" ?

Because everything doesnt revolve around your opinions.

[Aliraqi18]

Ur sick..!!

[MrMentix]

Bet he tried having anal sex, but than he was abused, and now hates his own anus.

[MrMentix]

Idioot, volgens mij ben je zelf een homo.

[br00talKidHxC]

10/10

[GamingMusician]

Guys stick it in girls bum bums and their mouths. Lesbians use dildos in the butt too. What about sub male stuff??!>?!?>!>!>

[MelanieD22]

He is cute....

[kimberleyseetoes]

@themaskedcomedian I didnt know this is a comedy sketch

[Darksunshinerain87]

Lmao, "child liquid"?

[Bergelmer123]

So why do men have their g-spot lodged in their ass?

[juststuffandnonsense]

satan lives in my ass

[InsanePalmNinja]

This is why White people in the western world are fucking Retarded.

[1XxaltairxX12]

You guys now this is a parody, right?

[toonyloons2006]

WOW, JUST WOW, i cant belive people are this brainwashed by a book of lies

[TheScoutingSniper]

@toonyloons2006 it's a parody...

[toonyloons2006]

@TheScoutingSniper Yes , i know that now, after watching some other of is vids, but like i said to someone who reply to me before, he should have at least give a description of the type of videos his making, because some ppl could get confused :)

[terjer6]

FYI.. the sperm already is alive in the man.. when it ejects into or onto something.. it is still alive.. untill it dies, or "swim" to the female egg an fertilizes it.. god does not "give it a soul, making the sperm alive".. you couldn't be more wrong about that point..

[OweGod]

........ really.... you actually.... really? You... your a grown man and you don't understand how condoms work or fertilisation or desease....

[TheMaskedComedian]

@OweGod you do realise this is satire right?

[kimberleyseetoes]

and vaginas is used to excrete urine. You empty before you have anal sex. Don't complain about something you don't know. I'm female and I have had anal and I don't think you break your anus through anal sex. By the way vaginas split when they have children.

[FrostR3b0rn]

@kimberleyseetoes

you're an idiot lmfao.

[TheMaskedComedian]

@kimberleyseetoes you do realise this is satire right?

[zenyricardo]

Where's the WOOM??

[reggaetonrapper]

@zenyricardo I think it's in the anus, we make babies from there.

[dunivant66]

If it doesn't fit, force it; I always say!

[me90s]

omg lol i feel kinda bad now that i kno it was a joke smh it was a mean joke but still a joke (~_~) i apologize

[Bamse34]

Lol, so you're saying if a girl is too tight? She's the devil :)? because it has to expand aswell as the anus?

Also it doesn't always reach the womb.

Also do you have any fucking knowledge about aids? You're stupid ignorant and gay :)

[irio333]

@Bamse34 you just got trolled

[CriminalQueer]

Oh my God this is so fucking hilarious I can hardly type XD THANK YOU.

[anidontgetnofights]

your a fucking idiot, what a bellend

[ZeeJeff]

Anal sex has been practised for many many years before Christianity (the same with Masturbation, Fellatio, etc). Then, Jesus was born...now, there's this.

[esquimalt1]

jesusophile, what do you think about straight people that do anal sex? so penis inside female's anus

[ynon0hermon]

you are weird. if prefer to think that you're kidding about all this, makes it funny, instead of completely useless

[engineer0815]

you have no f****clue, what u are talkin' about.

ih, and btw - stay away from the drugs - they're not good for u

[Bloddrake]

Kill 1-20 and you're a Murderer

Kill 30 - 1000 and you're a Terrorist

Kill 10.000 - 20 million and you're a Conqueror/Dictator

Kill Everyone and you're God

[KrazyKazooie]

Well Jesuophile if you lube up your dick it slips right in also the male prostate can be pleasured. Hilarious. I don't know how straight anal sex works. But it happens. :D Also that cheese looks a little brown.

[CartoonTeakettle]

Turn the paper bag around in it works much, much better.

Oral sex is fantastic then!

[DiabolicalGenius39]

I'm calling Poe's law on this one.

[thePasswordis1]

After I watched this video, I realized that you are a satirist. I hope you are anyway...

[Dollfacefromthe56ace]

the stupidity emanating from this channel makes me worried for mankind. I'm assuming your being purposely ignorant for entertainment? if you really think AIDs is created once "God" realizes it's not in the right place, you had some terrible sex ed in school... *facepalm*

[Keitaro2011]

@Dollfacefromthe56ace Of course it's a joke! I would think his body language, voice inflection, and facial expression give it away.

[theseakite2]

lol !

[horseBearElephant]

Hey Jesusophile,

I see you live in the Netherlands. Why don't you stop by and see me at the Cock Ring (one of Amsterdam's finest gay bars/sex clubs) and I'll make anal sex no problem for you at all...

H.B.E.

[M]

your a virgin