Wheezy vs Santa

[KibaFangz]

2:22 Ho ho hOWN'D

[KittenKoder]

It's fuzzy! Beard beard beard.

[dreadnaughtkat]

santa does TOO exist.

[Opawhale]

Epic beard. But not as epic as Mark Heylmun's :D

[jraevis]

0:00

[oXRomeoVSJulietXo]

I put my mouse over his forehead, and when he laughed.. I've never been so happy.

[XxxCookieMonsterxxXv]

Your beard is very fuzzy

[KiiRa232]

"8) I don't care if you've been naughty or nice. Actually, I prefer naughty." Oh Craig :)

[Plyrx08]

Is that the great Laurena Segura in the outro? :O

[6BURG9]

damn your beard is huge

[oldb1tch]

miss old apartement

[thatNERDnamedJAY]

@techyguy01 LOLOLOLOL

[flyingemu98]

i want a t-shirt! but i live in england D':

[kjbond4]

you literally are the best wheezy..honestly.(:

[TheHNajjar]

Santa is better than you

[luvkid17]

Lol. I love your list!

[thefamouskaytay]

did anyone else read #8 @ 2:13

[gajsva]

omg I put the mouse on your forhead and u said ''hihi'' XD I was like wtf?!

[Awesomesauce1214]

I paused the video and caught number 8 on your list.

"I don't care if you've been naughty or nice. Actually, I prefer NAUGHTY."

Diiiirty Santa, Craig. Dirty.

[Orange1998Robin]

do not shave!!! You look good already!! :)

[MariazzZebra]

no beard = bad

too much beard = bad

DECIDE PEOPLE !!!

[NoahMusic96]

The list at 2:13

"Why Wheezy Waiter is better than Santa

1) Video "presents" every week day.

2) I exist. I think.

3) I'm not (less) fat.

4) Bigger wardrobe variety.

5) I do better handstands.

6) I don't eat millions of cookies and drink millions of glasses of milk in one night. (Crossed out)

7) Clones are better slaves than elves.

8) I don't care if you've been naughty or nice. Actually, I prefer naughty."

[honestyize]

beard looks good in this vid

[ichibanjack]

0:35

I ask myself that question every day.

[LunaAumento]

Your beard is glorious and flowing here.

[thebeatlesrule1970]

you forgot the link

[TreesHateYouMan]

Your beard is mighty here

[TheHatOfDestiny]

That laugh was so cute :D

[reesespeices100]

flex-a-babe really spoke to me

[EpicFail0725]

What do your pubes look like..

[rigzilla]

the beard!

[whatwhatbob101]

i appreciate ur beard ^^

I HAVE BEEN SENT FROM THE FUTURE!!!! O.O

[MrMinni66]

"actually i prefer naughty" HAWHAW :D

[Ristengirl876]

"Who the hell is this girl?" *throws banana on the floor*

[ebrach121]

I held my curser over his forehead and he giggled ha ha ha

[DramaToni]

'actually, I prefer naughty.' I like it. haha

[NitrosKB]

3100th like =]

[beholdcreativity]

Haha, right as I hovered my mouse over your forehead, you laughed! That was awesome timing! :D

[Crossthefuture]

..."Craigslist"

[jliz1589]

Stretchin' Gretchen. Classic.

[xInspireEnvyx]

no clone... -____-

[DemiousStudios]

lol milk beard @ 0:58

[rustedempire]

Your old beard is badass

[LoveMeBaby16]

Wheezy I luv ur beard!

[LoveMeBaby16]

@SuperCodster13 YAY!!!1 did u like it???

[ligitmuffin]

omg!! when he said dont click on my forhead i put the mouse over his forhead and he giggled like the pills beary dough boy!!!!!!!

[lemondrop5578]

@yinyanium Um... he shaved. XD

[Kire667]

Yeah that beard is more epic than Chuck Norris and is always winning. Charlie Sheen only recently started winning.

[yinyanium]

How did your beard got like this then and now its all.... not puffy?

[Calion104]

I love his beard like this.. >.> u guys Shouldin't tell him to shave.. i mean you call yourself BEARD lovers :P

[CrazyDancer71]

did anyway dress up like santa clause, do a hand stand and send a video response to you?

[SartaySimon]

u remind me of robin williams

[wolfiemoonOnROBLOX]

Lol, I actually moused over his forehead xD

[99dfresh]

we have that cereal box im gonna call it that from now on

[TheBlondeKnight]

My name is actually Gretchen and my nickname used to be Stretch, this video pretty much made my day :D

[LauraCuthbert]

That list was hilarious.

[sarahdoggie12]

Don't worry, Wheezy, I don't believe in Santa anymore!

[XxbrokensmilesxX1]

flexa-babe, sweaty-betty, stretchin' gretchen

[4DCrunch]

I clicked your forehead and you paused :(

[Pyjamas22]

I put the cursor on your forehead and I was stunned when you giggled!

[ClassicGirl99]

nonono the guy who wrote santa was better was probably just drunk.

[TheFluffySatan]

15 dollars for a beard bandana?!? 15 dollars?!?

Please, PLEASE make them cheaper. ;)

[MsArtistgirl1]

THIS WAS MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY!

[legofan370]

1 yr better than santa and 2 he doesnt exist ITS YR PARENTS U IDIOTS!!!

[dooshahn]

I clicked! - You gigglestartled me :)))

I like how you tossed your banana.

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

you might be my favorite person with a beard, except maybe shaycarl.it's nothing personal its just he has a bigger beard :)

[colonelsmots]

I DID click his forehead! how does he always know?

[ellesayshello]

i like number 8 ;)

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[EllaBella711]

uR BEARD IS awsome!

[hahathatssofunny101]

ha i actually clicked on his forehead the first time i watched this heehee

[aljathol]

nice BEARD

[finalblow613]

I:D i have an i on meh 4head

[ThePokemoncollector]

cregs beard vs chuck norris's

[yuriytheman]

#8 on the list... i can do nothing but agree haha

[DarksteelPowerchord]

if santa reads that list he's gonna shave you

[epicomgizzle]

your beard make u look like jusus

[MrFirefighter343]

it's super beard!!!!!:D

[TheGadutizza]

THe end is the best - am i still talking thats amazing :D

[dragonx13x]

isaac brock you grew your beard out and made a youtube channel?

[arspenn]

What is the bean for anyway? I saw it being constructed a couple years ago when i visited Chicago.

[arspenn]

What is the bean for anyway? I saw it being constructed a couple years ago when i visited Chicago.

[ColdCrunchyOreo]

You're a grown ass man.

I'd grow a bitching beard like yours too (assuming hair grew anywhere except my scalp).

[ddude100]

you need to look up adam richard colton the 5th he is an amazing longboarder and has an inspirational beard

[minimalcolm]

Your beard is unruly.

[TomworthyMedia]

WHeezy looks like Fidel Castro in the vid!

[Systemnotadown]

2:04

[FredFreek678]

14 people are stoopid!

[jdisme222]

Flex-a-babe!

[Pennyapples]

I love the beard!

[bluesmartie3662]

i clicked the forehead :) xx

[hannahdancestar]

i love your beard

[Vetano]

Whenever you throw that banana on the floor, I freaking LAUGH MY ASS OFF! :D

[bethany92596]

Clones are better slaves than elves.



[alex99fever]

lmao woooooowwww ur stache! o.o

[ioathkeeper]

i did click on his forehead >w<

[bigredification1]

he looks homless... sorry wheezy:(

[baragirl07]

yay supricky06!!! :)

[Animefreak2369]

ha ha ha noobs thats what you get for dissin the beard

[AdamantSystems]

HOLY CRAP THAT IS A HUGE BEARD!

[ninjalazer23]

I wish I was at the bean when wheezy was there :(

[Joefisk95]

wheezywaiter = best youtuber of all time

[gagaloo83]

You had milk in your beard. Reminds me of when my cats have a drink and they get water drips in ther chin hairs.

[StarSpangledCrystal]

Don't be dissin the facial hair!

[lildrumerboy24]

aw SHIRT

[dangerontheradio]

your beard makes me have severe orgasms. the longer the more hot.

[Phanpy4ever]

omg lol i love this! u almost killed me :{

[pieman4641]

I LIKE YOUR BEARD :D YOU AWSOME BE MY FREIND :DD

[Phanpy4ever]

2:21 lol i see his bellybutton

[Everyman1337]

...i clicked on his forehead...

[ssjlion]

u have milk on ur beard <3

[purpleisthecoolest]

stretching gretchin ;)

[ShadowBlade448]

Yeah, I couldn't resist clicking on your forehead. I'm sorry.

[LedZabbath999]

my first thought as i was watching the first 30 sec of the first video i ever saw from u was....

Kevin Spacy....

[everyreflectiondies]

lol number 8 on the list was good

[livinginadream11]

love the beard



[Minnegermangirl]

aand, yes, you are better than santa claus!

[Minnegermangirl]

omg, i have actually been by the bean and i'm from europe

[QASTCAST]

BEAN!!

[quiznationrules]

I clicked on your forehead, but I must have injected Botox.  Your expression stayed the same afterwards

[tabiXaXsaurus]

i'm glad you only checked that list once, cause really? Santa checks his list twice.. he seems a little obsissive compuslive to me..

[PowerSurgePrime]

i like the lumberjack beard

[mattysillyer]

You look asian

[rics700]

Best sad face ever!

[ninjanarwhalXD]

flexababe ROFL !

[Psycho1922]

Lol. Descartes. XD

[Sonicfanbybirth]

Dear wheezy, you should comment on your own videos then everyone would FREAK OUT!!!! Ps. You have total permission to use this in a video :P

[mudblood97]

i like number 4 :)

[resonantbodies]

am i the only one who stops the videos to read Craig's Lists?(no pun intended)

[ginnyvideo]

@resonantbodies i paused to read craig's list also. thank you :D

[underbightdog23]

@resonantbodies clones make better slaves than elves

[RicardoKaka01]

Lol when he said ricardo i thought it was me for a sec :D

[TheMuggleOwl]

WOAH

BIG BEARD

[IAOfilms]

i click your forhead!

[SnookiGaga]

I am SO growing that beard!! Wait..hmm..imma girl.so..that might be a little problem.

[AMVoverlord]

lol he X'd out "i dont eat millions of cookies and millions of glasses of milk in one night."

[Nunnzii]

i actually clicked his forhead =)

[jhyleem]

I love your beard and i think your better than santa!!!!!!!!... manley cuz im jewish and we dont have santa... :) anywoggle u have the best beard!

[jhyleem]

i love your beardd!!!!!!

[jarcanman]

Holy shit I go to the bean every year!!!!!

[xoxosimranxoxo]

boring shitbag

you're mad old

[lemonice2700]

@xoxosimranxoxo Shut up dillhole. I love you wheezy XD

[MelCandy]

I clicked on his forehad! D:

[Klangabanga28]

how did he know i tickled his forehead?

[k3vanoo]

The Wheeze for President!!

[Svargedorath]

Wheezy is very good person :)

[smileysharpie]

wow. i'm watching this video... it's really old. you had such a long beard!

[JustALier]

@enjoiskate11 MGM is quoting him Wheezy Started the Doobledoo thing way before MGM check out Wheezy's first videos

[danshankill08]

@enjoiskate11 he doesn't, if so when?

[rionhunter]

You've been doing handstands since july?! :|

You've hardly improved >:(

[cobaltmind]

omg how did you know i was gunna click your forehead, are you a wizard

[Linscape99]

"I don't care if you've been naughty or nice. Actually, I prefer naughty." LOL!

[RoyKhanIsWin]

love the beard man!!!!! ^_^

[panda23567]

he only said shirts instead of SHIRT!

[suziepunisher]

I went from watching a video of you with no beard, to this one. Don't know what I prefer..

[xXjessiexnimXx]

SWEATY BETTY!

[arebeast]

chicago is the coolest place ever

[Mani231290]

If you did a handstand wearing that *shirt* it would show a guy standing with his hands in the air. :p

[TheFlyinCow]

cuttest giggle evar.

[Andreyloos2]

Random banana throw?

LOL

[srv1959]

naughty.

[soer7174]

i love the beard

never shave!!

[spogee]

As if you shaved your beard after this video... long and scraggly beards are amazing!!!

[laurabrownroselle]

ever try eyedrops, for their cosmetic effect? you'll look like a movie star.

[TheBonJovi100]

I love the list of reasons :)

[MimeSoul]

I likes this guts vids but it looks like he has mileys unwanted pubes scuck to his face with the tears of black little boys that just lost there dogs...