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  • i like olive garden

  • Tourist: hey could you give me directions to Olive Garden

    New York Cab Driver: no but I could give you directions to an actual italian website..

    Thumbs up if you know where this is from :--)

  • i've actually had alfredo sauce on a burge, it's petty good

  • that's how italian-americans act.... real italians dont act like this

  • lmfao she looks like Teresa from the Real Housewives.

  • I still say "what the HELL am I eatin?" when I eat something jank

  • I'd actually eat that food

  • @ gfscarface13..not racist, you mean stereotypical.

  • I still want olive garden.

  • "What The Hell am I eatin?!" LMAO!

  • the quality is top notch

  • Ok y'all, I may not be I-talian, but this food is just nasty. <--- HAAAHAH

  • My right ear enjoyed this video.

  • @chrisblum123

    It was the left for me.

  • This is Racist.

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  • @nyc11104

    Please, remember to make difference between North and south of Italy. The ones you are mentioning are definitely from south.

  • This still cracks me up. And yes, the Olive Garden is truly terrible except for the salad and bread sticks. "Show some respect in front of my black girlfriend!" LMAO!!!

  • 240p is awesome! Still, I miss MadTV.

  • 320 people didnt show respect infront of fredos black girlfriend

  • actually, i have worked for olive garden for years...there is a culinary institute there, and yes, all the recipes are actually italian...if you dont like it rofl dont eat there...

  • olive garden is as italian as burger king

  • I don't think Olive Garden's food is really bad like this video says but as for FAZOLI'S? Yes.

  • I love how they keep mentioning his "Black girlfriend". lol.

  • Please Bring back Mad TV. best stoner tv show ever I remember getting high to this show all the time in So CALIFORNIA every Saturday night.

  • My Left Ear Feels Left Out

  • hello 240p, we meet again.

  • The video you just saw was real. That is a real Italian family. As a matter of fact, when I was at the Olive Garden last Tuesday night for dinner, they were sitting right next to me. The only thing was that they were very loud and some of the  other customers asked the manager to throw them out, which he did. The grandmother kept calling the manager a "fucking cocksuker" as she was being led out of the front door.

  • @msrdrummer Should be cocksucker, not cocksuker.

  • @msrdrummer fuck off twat.

  • The video you just saw was real. That is a real Italian family. As a matter of fact, when I was at the Olive Garden last Tuesday night for dinner, they were sitting right next to me. The

  • i used to work at olive garden and guess what.. SERVERS HATE WHEN YOU ORDER SOUP AND SALAD cause we bust our asses getting u 235325 refills (btw we make the salad grab the plates pour every bowl of soup) for a $14 check that we make $2 off of. you know whats easier for us? if u ordered a drink an appetizer a meal and dessert but didnt get any soup or salad refills. THAT IS WHAT IS EASY. not oh "we're gonna be easy just soup and salad" THATS NOT EASY THATS HELL

  • ahhhh, when mad tv was good

  • I hate eating next to loud italian families...that's why I go to the olive garden

  • meanwhile in new jersey....

  • I just lost my appitite

  • olive garden = illegal immigrants cooking your food...lol

  • Cool story bro

    Needs more sound

  • Don't eat at the Olive Garden. The food there is almost as disgusting as in this video. One bowl of the never ending salad alone is approximately 2000 calories.

  • @XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX it's not that bad unless you're putting a whole block of cheese on it. If you get the standard amount, it's about 400 calories for a bowl. All the calories are in the crutons and the dressing (and the cheese). Breadsticks are what'll cost ya. 150 calories a stick.

  • @Adraline Really? I recently read a Yahoo article stating the calories about as high as 2000. o.o

  • @XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX yep yep. I mean, the lettace, carrots, cabbage, peppers, and onions have like 0 calories. The tomatos are probably 50 and the olives I'm not sure but probably no more than 20 or 30. So without dressing or crutons, you're probably at 100 rounding up. Crutons are probably about 100. Dressing another 150-200. So you're at 400. Add cheese which is (depending on how much) is another 100. So 500ish range. I think I read that article on yahoo:eat this not that. It's all about quantity.

  • I love Olive Garden! But I have laughed at the commercials before because everyone looks so happy and fake!

  • I like Olive Garden... I'd rather have it than East Side Marios!

  • I like olive garden their food is nice and all, but every friggen time, EVERY TIME, they get my order wrong

  • The Olive Garden is the Ed Hardy of restaurants, it gives off a creepy, pedophile, scam artist, trash vibe. The quality is similar or possibly worse than going to the dollar store and buying a pre-made meal.

  • The heavyset guy looks like Christ Christie.

  • @Leveractionjake You're right, he does look like Fat Fatty. (Chris Christie)

  • As Doug from Weeds would say "I wouldn't take a dump at an Oliver Garden."

  • I can't knock Olive Garden, it's gotten me pussy before. But it isn't Italian food, its imitation Italian food. Good to a real Italian place and you'll know the difference.

  • @Mustang424 classy comment

  • @doggieman1961 yeah for real! That comment was way out of line. I feel bad for anyone who suffered through a trip to Olive Garden with that guy.

  • they didn't sue? hahah

  • Just one question: Why's the audio quality of the video not that good?

  • ILSHIWMS !

  • I like olive garden. I hate the commercials tho. Olive garden breadsticks are the only best thing there.

  • If you would serve that crap in Italy, they would strangle the cook with his own spaghetti!

  • @peri2502 That's a common misconception.. I lived in Italy for some time, and all of my friends that worked in restaurants said that most, if not all, of the food they served was packaged, frozen food that was heated to order...lol, unbeknownst to the tourists who thought they were getting "top notch" food.. They all worked in pretty high end restaurants in Rome and Naples mind you..

  • @purealba01 Even frozen and packaged food can still be of high quality. And I'm not saying that there are no bad apples that more than willingly serve tourists crap, but I found most Italians that I met to be rather discriminating about what they eat. I can't see anyone of them being willing to eat at a restaurant like Olive Garden. Also I found that especially family run restaurants take pride in their work.

  • I SWEAR TA MARY ILL BREAK YA ARM !! lol

  • ROTFL !!!! XD

    

  • I work at Olive Garden. I can tell you from personal experience the food is shit. Premade shit.

  • Lmao really

  • Even the black girl! but not really..

  • half of me is kinda pissed off being Italian and hating racial stereotypes.....the other half wants me to shut up and laugh at myself. :)

  • @sploverchick22 I'm the same way with my Scot and Irish heritage. Hell, I make fun of myself using those stereotypes.

  • Why are Italians in America act like this while people in Italy are much more civilized?

  • he looks like vinny from jersey shore 2:12

  • she should've stabbed her when she had the chance

  • Olive Garden is good in that really-not-good way. It's really not as bad as this puts it out to be.

    But I'm glad Mad TV did this, I'm so sick of people going on about how good Olive Garden is. I'm like, WHAT? HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO AN ACTUAL ITALIAN RESTUARANT?

  • Sound is messed up

  • I like the soups

  • I got a job interview on friday for being a dishwasher at the olive garden.

  • @mark28105 Cool man. I hope you get the job.

  • the chicken alfredo is so watery

  • lmao momma luna

  • Ever wonder why the other side of the table isn't taken yet? They're waiting for the Jersey Shore to join them for dinner.

  • Well... at least they got it right : P I mean, the place isn't that bad, but it's not fully authentic Italian food. It's more of Americanized Italian food, basically what they do with most restraunts these days.

  • @brendonuriegirl123, they have to though to make money. Any kind of "foreign" food chain restaurant in another country has to cater to the tastes of the people in that country. Otherwise, they might get the occasional customer who wants to try something fancy, but few are likely to become regulars.

  • Thank god Olive Garden isn't this crappy, there food is damn near perfection in my opinion.

  • i may not be "i"talian but i thin this foos is naaassssty

  • i thought she was here to steal my purse...lmfao

  • best shit evar. the world needs more funny stuff like this. love the music

  • yeah, we're all a bunch of stinkin' ginzos! chabela!

  • I like how they have all of those "Spanish" restaurants in the usa and not one serves gazpacho

  • @MrSpemat que?

  • lol they shoulda put jersey shore cast eating there.

  • food looked good to me... :/

  • Is it sad that i'm mostly Italian, yet the only "Italian" food i've ever eaten is from Olive Garden? :(

  • I went there twice. My lastest visit was on the day after my birthday. Their food's good!

    Even the salad and breadsticks! Thanx real-life Olive Garden 4 actually caring about how REAL your creations are. BTW,2nd most hilalious vid EVER!!!!

  • God their skits suck now.

  • Italian Americans act like this i do not know why in Italy people are so much better. I guess the worst of the worst come to America

  • @connecticut36 Is this from PERSONAL experience? In other words, were YOUR ancestors "the worst"? Mine weren't, but there ARE a lot of trashy people who think "Olive Garden" is "fine dining and authetic Italian"...

  • @shmuli9 Olive Garden is to Authentic Italian food as Taco Bell is to Mexican food.

  • @mrtundra45 Oh, you are so right! In some ways, even worse, because at least Taco Hell ("get your runs South of the Border") doesn't PRETEND to be "authentic Mexican food", but this commercial is SO much like the real commercials prentending that it's even CLOSE to Italian...

  • This is my family....and I'm only half italian.

  • The one meal I ever ate there didn't taste very good... :P

  • Girlfriend? I thought she was here to steal my purse! LMAO rascist but hilarious!

  • Mabey you can steal some and sell them out the trunk of you car...

    i just fucking died.

  • I have no problem with Olive Gardens food..........s'aright

    The issue is. and I am guessing the reason for this parody, the content

    of the fucking commercials.

    If you find a group of people that are THAT happy about bread sticks and salad,

    check the croutons for cocaine.........

  • @mrbarthoss1 hahah well said! xD

  • @mrtundra45 WTF are you talking about!?!? taco bell is a cheap imitation of the real mexican food, how can you say "authentic mexican food"?? how can you say"trustme, in mexico they don't eat chalupas or gorditas"?? those are really delicious mexican meals. Have you ever been in Mexico?!?! it looks like never and you just talk crap...

  • @edgardo666mx Esta wey cabron i had no idea what a chalupa,chimichaga,nachos,burr­ito ect. was,untill i came to the central part of the continent.A burrito might be from northern mexico, but when i asked what part of mexico the other food was from,they just said that it was tex-mex

  • @zamora721 pues si, el burrito es mas del norte

    pero this guy says in mexico no se come gorditas ni chalupas, pues de que esta hablando el pendejo!? si esos platillos son de los mas conocidos and tastiest in Mexico, taco bell es terrible, porque dice que is authentic mexican food? eso es un insulto...

    y si, hay platillos mexicanos que son originarios de partes de mexico...

  • olive garden is good. I don't care if it's "real" or not, it tastes good.

  • its jersey shore cast!

  • Kay our food may not be authentic, yes it is americanized because that is what the public wants and our food is very good if you don't like it we don't want your sorry annoying ass to come eat there. This skit was pretty damn funny though.

  • I love all of uze, .. even the black girl!

    *smiles awkwardly*

  • Next time I got to Olive Garden I'll never stay stop when they give me cheese ;)

  • I just noticed.... the "girl" that said "Shout a little louder Grandma..,in my ear that's NOT bleeding!" is actually PAUL REUBENS! <3

  • "Shout a little loudah Grandma...in my ear that's NOT bleedin'! " I'm Italian on both sides (front and back) and I endured lots of dinners like this one. It's a miracle I can hear at all! LOL.

  • i didnt hear anything because im deaf in my right ear

  • Olive Garden is about "authentic" Italain food, as Taco Bell is authentic Mexican.

    trust me in mexico they dont eat chalupas or gorditas.

  • 2morrow was going to b my 1st time going to Olive Garden...

  • wow....the family is so racist.....

  • 100% sicilian and this legit is my fam , im 17 and my dad refuses to take us here lmao

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  • Olive Garden is so fancy. Awmg...

  • wine fixes everything

  • Yeah.... Those Italian's are racist as F**K!!

  • @Only1Shelvonte are you french?

  • don't eat at Olive Garden they are building one at Niagara falls with illegal aliens

  • @davepen31 what's an illegal alien??

  • @davepen31 Are the Canadians taking our jobs? Damn!

  • I work for olive garden lmao

  • Mad tv got this exactly right! The only thing good about olive garden is the breadsticks

  • latter part reminds me of epicmealtime haha

  • im italian and that is a perfect steriotypical italian family

    love it

    ps im pretty sure that its mama mia

  • I don't consider any of these types of places "authentic". It's like Chinese take out. I doubt there's anything authentic about that either. Anywho, I don't mind Olive Garden food, but it's a stretch to say it's authentic Italian. It's probably morelike authentic Americanized Italian. Wish I could just go to Italy for some REAL authentic Italian foods. *sighs* Someday...

    I still love this skit. Hilarious, and gotta love the badda bing, badda boom, badda baby back ribs dish. lol

  • LMFAOOOO when grandpa starts singing opera to defuse things xD

  • Yay

  • LOL DA WAY DAT DEY R MAKIN DA FOOD SEEMZ SO GHETTO

  • haaahaaaaa you think Olive Garden is good?? Thank god Mad TV got it right. Eat a dollar store frozen meal and it's the same thing, only cheaper!

  • @nyc87799 That's not true, Olive Garden is a hell of alot better than alot of other places. They're salad is perfect, and I have not had one flaw in any of my meals in the many times I've eaten there.

  • @wweron07 *their

  • @wweron07 Fast Food Italian.

  • @wweron07 I agree with you. I go seldom but I still find full satisfaction on every meal I consume at Olive Garden. It is better than any fast food restaurant out there.

  • @nyc87799 dude olive garden my favorite restaurant fag

  • @griffinisbeast14 He has the top comment so as you can see, a lot of people agree with him......

  • Even the breadsticks are good when freshly baked, but I avoid them to save room for the entree.

  • I'm shocked Olive Garden didn't sue for defamation.

  • @manco82 why would they sue? Parody is protected by the first amendment.

  • @TruenoandLevin86 This goes beyond parody into defamation. They're implying that Olive Garden food only tastes good if your taste buds are dulled by cheap boxed wine. I've dined at OG many times and their wine selection is quite good and pricey.

  • derp

    

  • Heyy i love olive garden

  • "A hilarious parody"??? This was closer to the sad truth than funny and miles away from being "hilarious". If you want hilarious, see Dave Chappelle.

  • @phatcawk lol what? He sucks......hard. But I'll agree to disagree, to each their own.

  • those easy cheezies actually look pretty good

  • 308 Italians took it hard.

  • I work at an Olive Garden so this was pretty freakin funny to me! Bahaha! I really hate that place lol

  • except for my couzin fredos black girlfriend......lol

  • Chicken A la Pasta!

  • Reminds me of Real Housewives of New Jersey....

  • i remember i was so excited every saturday night to watch the new MadTV.........now they make shitty cartoon on cartoon network

  • There was an employee that worked at a local Olive Garden who has claimed that he would jizz in the Pasta with Alfredo sauce. He thought that his 'cream sauce" would enhance the flavor. He has also claimed that he worked at the same Olive Garden for 6 years and jizzed on over 900 servings of Pasta with Alfredo sauce, which was served and eaten by hundreds of unsuspecting customers. In August, 2010, he left the food industry to become a porn star. His current whereabouts are unknown.

  • @msrdrummer man i hope your jokeing lol thats disgusting

  • @msrdrummer And then he made a huge comeback under the name Adam Lambert.

  • If that's really a true story and not an urban legend, he could go to jail for a long time if found guilty of something like that. But, I don't believe it. How could he even accomplish something like that so consistently, without *EVER* being caught, and in a busy chain restaurant franchise with dozens of people around at all times. Doesn't seem plausible. There was a young woman in my area of NJ 5 years ago who went to jail after getting busted putting visine in the drink of a nasty customer.

  • bahah pause at 0:52

  • The food isn't bad but the bread sticks are great LOL!

  • im Italian and this is f ing funny!

  • "What the.....HELL am I eatin?"

    LMAO

  • The bread sticks and salad are actually really good

  • who plays as the grand daughter?

  • How is this similar to Jersey Shore???

    Anyways, the description of Olive Garden is great.

  • baddabing baddaboom baddababyback ribs!

  • Olive Garden sucks...

  • @TruenoandLevin86

    Yeah..everything is overpriced, i suspect they microwave the salad too. XD

  • @TruenoandLevin86 That's the whole point of the sketch. Zio's costs even more and the food is worse.

  • @Leftysfive93 I know. this skit just reminded me how much it does suck.

  • look at the jersey shore crew

  • Haha so true

  • " i thought she was here 2 steal my purse" that so mean but funny

  • I realy wanna go to Olive Garden now lol

  • shitty quality lulz

  • wow...no comment...i bit out of line.