HAPPY NEVER AFTER

[ADHDBasketcase]

hahahhahaha

[TheMissMilagros]

YEAH!!!! No more mall time 

[chocolateloveryes]

bright eyes. pink lips. NO HOPE.

[DontCallMeMeg]

what about fiona from shrek?



[scripturient1POINT5]

@DontCallMeMeg That's Dreamworks, not Disney.

[DontCallMeMeg]

@scripturient1POINT5 ohh true

[Monroeville693]

Bright eyes, pink lips, no hope. LOL

[InfiniteWhizBang]

I know it's part of your shtick to down yourself, but I think you are dreamy. : *

[dancingdohl]

<3

[WereJustNonsense]

"Pass the Bacon"

[sunkissed00004]

no love for fatTisha.....ahahahahaaaaa....­...

[qwertyuiopqwertyyyyy]

hahahaha

[95Jadeex]

Fairy God Mother! You would make a hilarious Fairy God Mother "I'm here to friggin' make your damn friggin' dreams come friggin' true - ass." ~:')

[batalvitrinidad]

Princess Fiona from Shrek.

[anryth]

pink eye shadow and false hope

[BronxBeauty8]

the fairy godmother is fat and she literally wear what ur wearin

[Iwuzhere321]

@BronxBeauty8 A lot of good/nice characters in disney are fat. I don't think she's giving disney enough credit.

[Cassanaful]

I'm a kid and your bad

[Iwuzhere321]

Snow white is kind of fat. (compared to the others at least)

[ShadowKninghtl]

LolZ your funny XD

[gyqz]

Please stop picking gay guys as your Prince Charming! You are taking them all away from me!

[MrSunshineinthesky]

im here to make your DAMN dreams come DAMN true!

[Musics1love]

i absolutely love every single one of your videos

[LoveTheMarineLife]

85 Sknny princess's watched this video. And wished the could be as BA as Fatisha.

[maddievic2]

"Bright eyes, pink lips, no hope..." JPMETZ, you inspire me.

[maddievic2]

PASS THE BACON

[missSTACEY291]

You look like Kat Von D! :DDDDDD! I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE MY IDOL! you tick everything in the box, but please, don't ever lose weight, your beautiful, and don't ever get a boyfriend, your great without one <3333333

[whatsherfacegal]

"stupidly stupify your eyes with pink eyeshadow and false hope" lol so true!

your so right about disney though they give kids a lot of false stereotypes D;

[stacycakes1013]

also, the hell with disney princesses, i think Queen Frostine from CandyLand would be more fitting! lol.. i'll never give up on trying to hate you.

[stacycakes1013]

pink eyeshadow & false hope = my 2 beauty essentials.. i hate that i like you too much to hate you.

[socalilovexx]

FIONA FROM SHREK! fashiz

[MrCakePlant]

Fat Ariel that made me lol!

[ImperialLegionTV]

Haha, the ogre shrek princess...I see some similarities.

[thirdperiodpain]

I love pesemistic people.

[socalilovexx]

I love your wittiness but I don't care about the fat stuffs and I love Disney get YO frown on

[squirrel002]

that ogre from shrek is a princess, and fat

[JoePrzemyslany]

The parts of the female body that we turn into sexual fetishes ---- tits and ass----are the parts that are the most fatty. No one will ever lust after your bony elbows or knees.

[xlanixlovex]

this made me bitter

[saya2077]

Disney isn't exactly the right company for children to get life lessons from.

[ChinchillasForever]

They should model a disney princess after you...that..would..be..EPIC!

[MsTally01]

haha i love you :) most awesome person ever

[ArisuXHiromi]

Make my wish come true, and Fuck me, Justine ;] <3

[sinycatarina]

LOL this is awesome! I'm totally breaking the sub button <3

[RJPeaceQueen15]

YUR A FRIKIN STUPID IDIOT!

[dealwiththetruth767]

@RJPeaceQueen15 and yet you're the one who can't spell at all. :P lol

[DiNgFrIeSaReDoNe43]

marry me.

[SuperRentos]

You know what guys care about? Tits and ass. That's it. Tits. And. Ass.

[Iwuzhere321]

@SuperRentos +Legs

[SenZTeam]

@SuperRentos and face

[SlipknotFanGirl22]

I was eating cereal and was choking from laughing so hard lol

[kittySkrillex]

Monuey

[hobolove2468]

I will love you forever -3

[Axelblade79]

LMFAO

There will be no love for Faticia.

I love you Justine-3

[1313hahaha]

"Faticia". I love you.

[CUBAS2009]

"Hmmm pass the bacon!" 3:44

LMFAO!!

:D

[TheInterficio]

It is because Fairy Tales are all about "Perfect" occurrences. Prince Charming is handsome, well built and healthy. Same principle for the "princess". Would also seem that Disney princesses are given more pre-adolescent looks, due to Disney target audience (same with Prince charming no beard right?)

[MisMinTin]

you<re fucking hilarious hahaha

[mugge121]

Faticia, coming soon to theaters. Made by God-I mean Jpmetz.

[AlcazarTV]

FATICIA lOVES IT!! HAHAHA

[ElenaMay123]

So i guess this is how you do princess makeup, Bright eyes, Pink lips, No hope -.- .....

[mahtexas]

i would never be a disney princess because i have friggin dignity.

[TheAppleGirl100]

LOL I TOTALLY SUBBED! HILAIRIOUS!

[icecreamcake998]

"Bright eyes, Pink lips, NO HOPE"

Wow why does this sound so familar? o.o

[TheEccentric13]

LOVE UR VIDEO, IT'S FUNNY

[HeatherSprouse11]

mmmm. pass the bacon

[karenz101box]

i would be scared if i saw u in real life :(

[ILikeToTripOverAir]

At 3:18 I thought you were holding your brush backwards xD

[Mizfit79]

The best advice I ever recieved was to "Stupidly stupify my eye with pink eye shadow and false hope"

[softparody]

'Pink eyeshadow and false hope'

<3

xx

[PurpleDaze11]

:D 

[CherryLovePat]

DANM! I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING FROM WHAT YOU SAID ! :)

I LOVE YOU!!!

[toomark]

Why can't I find a girl like you? Because they are all too busy chasing prince charming! What the frig! He's a phony, a fake, ... Nice guys ARE cool!

[hockeygirl123XXX4]

Wellll

[Violka1987]

Dreamworks had Fiona as ogress- that's close to ''fat style'' princess.

[hockeyluver52]

jpmetz any guy would be lucky to have you :)

[robertskathryn21]

I love you jpmetz :) You're better than all the disney princesses put together!

[penguin53541]

i am fat and idk guys should love u 4 u and not 4 wat u look ike unless u look like a.............ummmmm weirdo or other words

[katk925]

"8 dollars at Claire's is sufficient to make yourself look like a Giant Asshole." Priceless.

[cheddarcheeze]

the next time someone asks me what eyeshadow i use, im gonna say False Hope

[IntenseOfficial]

it's like you can see into our souls, jpmetz.

[bathoryaria777]

ur awesome. trust me , the guys just want to be friends because they are intimidated by ur intelligence. hence, they choose a skinny skank with a singe digit iq over you

[thelamecrew]

youre not fat. we all are compared to Paris hilton.

so its all of us.

[dezzoale]

I wonder if you respond to the comments people leave? for the most part it seems you have a pretty big fan-base and yeah i must admit i like what you have to say and you make me laugh, you're one cool chick, oh well you probley wont reply to this comment but oh well. JPMETZ YOU ROCK!!!!!!

[SaraMontanaTQ]

prinses Fiona is fat..

[RobbinHoodess]

@SaraMontanaTQ if you're meaning Fiona from Shrek: A) She's chubby when she's human, not fat, and ogre doesn't count, because, B) Its DREAMWORKS, not DISNEY

[Cheeseface108]

great eyes, pink lips, no hope.

[FirstClassHeroines]

hey my fav color is pink :(

[Shineefan98ify]

I'm hateisha. I hate dating.

[AprilDescends]

pass the bacon! :D

[LightningWolfang]

"Bright eyes, pink lips, no hope" XD

[ballerinaboricua]

this inspired me to write =)

[rubberduckyluver1]

jpmetz, you are a princess in my world.

[rubberduckyluver1]

jpmetz, you are a princess in my world. <3

[punkgothmango16]

"pick the girliest, stupidest color ever and stupidly stupify your eyes with pink eyeshadow and false hope."

[CutenessIsUnlimited]

There will be no love for Fattisha.

[Zooey205]

you could start a revolution of princesses that actually relate to actual people who live in actual reality.

[brieeeXoXraWr]

Stupid stupidfy your eyes. :D

[Nyarkibble]

Pink eyeshadow and false hope. Gotcha.

[TheRainbowFairy01]

comment!

[TheRainbowFairy01]

comment!

[TheRainbowFairy01]

comment!

[z0mbieliever]

mmmm haagen daaz ..i agree with you on that!

[nightsdarkfire]

Every time a guy is a douche about my weight I think....WWFD?

What Would Fatisha Do?

Well since big girls tend to be tougher......she would beat the snot out of him.

[Rof774er]

JPMETZ is her own Disney princess.

[Jadicegirl]

Too many princesses, too few princes?

[Jadicegirl]

This was awesome, I'd totally root for Faticia to find her Prince Charming. Disney needs to make this movie! :)

[RedRoosterRoad]

"I wanna end world hunger"

Jpmetz "that's stupid. Next"

"ok I wanna have a new sustainable fuel for cars and factorys"

"what the hell!! That's worse! Next"

"ok, 50 cent family buckets at kfc"

"FINALLY!"

[love7vamp7]

comment for money yay! XD

[EMMASAURx]

"but no love for fatisha." story of my life..

[tamago6]

so i guess this is how you do princess makeup. bright eyes, pink lips... no hope.

[MrSunshineinthesky]

im a friggin fairy princess and i'm here to make your DAMN dreams come DAMN true! lol

[Reebook1509]

I AM IN LOVE ! you are funny as hell ! ...(cuz i guess that hell, is funny =] )

[Erinloveable]

Fiona is a troll and her so called prince is disgusting lol. Nice :P.. I also notice in a lot of shows and movies that they call chicks fat when they are WAY thinner than me. Bridget Jones's Diary. Grease etc.

[Forevercollab]

I will be Fattichia for Halloween.

[ugatess97]

when i go to disney world i want Fatticia's (spelling?) autograph 

[MrSunshineinthesky]

your DAMN dreams come DAMN true..wow

[GlitteredCupcakez]

Do wh@ the gay boiz do.. drink ballerina tea.. then you can eat wh@ you like as often as you like.. and since you have no place to be.. ish it all out. Voila~! Thinticia~!!

[fova5]

@minxybluebird Fiona is from Nickelodeon

[SarahIsKindaCool]

i love fatisha! hahaha(:

[RickyRock3T]

WHERE R YOUR GAYZ @ they r suppose to help u find the closest thing to prince charming u can get!! Your fags r slacking!! I'm in the market for a new hag let me know!!

[SweenesslyAwesome]

Pass the bacon damnt!

[mookamyad]

Haha, fat-tisha. Haha, "I'd be like, pass the bacon!"

[911GuitarFreak]

i wish you .... actuallly i have nothing. im just commmenting so you will make money off this cuz i love you so much

[aflockofmusic2]

"WHY ARE THERE NO FAT DISNEY PRINCESSES???!!!!"

Why would you want them? Is a better question.



[missjessicatessica]

You are hilarious!

[gangsterkatie14]

Lol or you know the skinny obino girl that no one wanted intill she got boobs and the ugly best friend that makes her look pretty and her only charming is her bi bestfriend that she cant even see

[pleasepostmybail]

@gangsterkatie14 wtf??

[blakxeyeliner]

I can't stop laughing. Best fucking comedian ever.

[texas0828]

YES, PRINCESS FIONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reversingmemories]

@texas0828 She's not from Disney though.

[xFallingDownStairsx]

I only comment because I love you. I seriously had nothing to say about the video that wasn't "that was so funny"

[anna61081]

"pink eyeshadow and...false hope" HA! That was good.

[crumblyfairy]

<3

[TheAnastasiaXxXx]

Lmao " Mmmm Pass The Beacon"

[xXRawrJanisXx]

I can't explain to you how helpful this video has been to me recently. Fatisha has friends that will set Prince Charming on fucking fire, trust me.

[spadedphunk6]

youre damn ugly

[tinykmjohnson]

@spadedphunk6 Neat .

[MelissaMasacrexRawr]

THIS DESCRIBES MY LIFE AS OF RIGHT NOW. kk. love it, and you.

[bstawesomeashie]

You wanna know what guys care about? I DUNNO! I DUNNO. You're guess is as good as mine.

[holyonilink]

i would totally dig this princess

[marffgirl]

Ever tried being gay? :)

[ProgressiveBoink]

There will be no love for Faticia. :C

[lunazulaelise]

Fatisha needs a facebook page.

[pedostare]

I'D TAP JPMETZ! :) Thumps up if you would too ;3!

[carefreeforever]

@pedostare that would be a new fetish

[Empolo18]

@pedostare

I could only thumbs up your comment once. But I kept clicking it over and over.

[GAAAAOO]

"There is no love for Fatisha." LOL

[tryingtofly7]

....what guy wouldnt want justine?

[crid37]

mmmm pass the bacon

[LookSleekNotCheap]

What kind of asshole would stand up Jpmetz !

[BrookeSpiffy]

You've obviously never played the game fat princess.. the best princess ever!

[iSpeakLlamaese]

Poor Fatisha

[MyPinkRainbow]

lol

[IThanatopsisI]

Welcome to the world of superficiality

And the poisonous, pervasive tendrils of popular media stereotypes

[ohitswalker]

I'm about to make your DAMN dreams come DAMN true.

[icancrankthat89]

BRRIGHT EYES, PINK LIPS.. NO HOPE.

[jessmduck]

princess fiona is a fat princess..

[lvpdesign]

@jessmduck That's Dreamworks.

[NOTMEEPJINXCHANFOOLS]

@jessmduck not when she's human

[Relay28]

... Literally.

[MrsCullenJonasHale]

Oh my gosh I love you so much your videos are to awesome!! <3 You made my day today!

[smartypants2221]

@ManMarriage lol

[ManMarriage]

you could try being oprah for halloween

[ProductJunkie86]

"...pink eyeshadow and false hope..." --best quote ever

[ahhh196]

You're freakin' awesome. You make a hell lot of sense.

[crid37]

i can't stop watching this video!! i just keep replaying...i'm a friggen fairy princess and i'm about to make your damn dreams come damn true!

[BlueBloodElite]

there aren't any latina/hispanic disney princesses either, it sucks since i'm chubby and mexican, haha >.<

[Rockyeeful]

im a guy, i dnt even like make up xD but i still give u a thumbs up, weird huh?XD

ur funny gurl ;x