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  • john cena i am you biggest fan when i was 5 i was you biggest fan en this is my first word you can,t see mee

  • Lmao masturbation tournament.

  • Cena is pathetic here. This rapper gimmick is awful and it doesn't suit him.

  • masturbation tournament???

  • to hardcore fans: when was the last time WWE have a funny segment at the hospital (remember Stone Cold - McMahon)?

  • unfortunately WWE took what he said to heart and now Cena is booked like Superman

  • cena is the best in wwe at this time he is funny sumtimes aswell

  • I cant stand Cena but he was actually loads better as a heel. Face Cena sucks donkey dick!

  • "I'm the REAL Superman"

    Wow....that's some deep foreshadowing...

  • @crumpton4 You got that right.

  • like if you hear his voice crack a little by 0:30

  • 49 people were in a masturbation tournament

  • "im the real superman"...more phophetic wirds have never been spoken lol

  • @elzeastwood2010 So true.

  • lol he said im the real superman

  • Lmaoo, a masturbation tournament 

  • word life......

  • Cena best rapper of all times!!

  • i pause it when we he was about to say word life LMAO!

  • just pausing this video & lookin at his facial expressions got me rolling lmao

  • so he thinks he can rap cause he watched 8-mile lmao

  • so its a good thing that use viagra

  • No wonder this generation is going down the drain. They look up to this idiot.

  • @Eight1Eighty2 Yep.

  • aww he didnt look good joggin suit aint workin

  • Premete ripetutamente il tasto 2 Aahahahahahahah

  • 1-0 John cena

  • That was the cool john cena now hes gay lol

  • Does he fart at 0:30?

  • fuck wayne, JC: Best rapper of all time

  • thumbs up if u tried pausing at any time in the video to see if he makes a funny face

  • i guess on the key nine he kissed vixkie.88

  • WWE needs to go back to TV14 ERA -___-

  • BIZKIT, BIZKIT, BIZKIT. = press 9

    

  • Lol MASTERBATION TOURNAMENT

  • Hold 3 for John cena getting raped!

  • boring man

  • Press 9... randommm... haha

  • Word Life

  • Press 6 as fast as you can while the video is playing.

  • @Haiyze HAHAHA...that made me laugh out loud...HAHA

  • I'm so glad he eased on that word life crap and the whole rocking a padlock thing. It made me sick.

  • @nanilz87 john cena is better like this

  • john cena looks like deren young in this video

  • Cant believe 484 people like this...SMH you can just put anything called rap on for little white kids and they think its good

  • when i fully respected cena now its changed

  • 0:36 it looks like hes crying but pause it.

  • show this to kid now a days he'll tell u that u edited it

  • lmao whack u more times then a masturbation tournament roflmao

  • PG cena is gay

  • Himonchan 107 you come from a hard place big fuckin woop cena is a good rapper and he always will be his the best you know it so go play with your balls I know you want to

  • Fake you John cena what is that suppose to mean John cena is the best and everyone knows and if you meant to say fuck cena I know you want to but that's such gay

  • fake you jhon cena

  • ouch

  • cena we are coming for you nigga

  • LOL! I'm sorry but this dude is so corny I can't help but like him.

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  • lmao he dominated brock lesnar, sorry its the truth

  • Word Life Cena Rules People Hate Him They Fools Ya Basic Thuganomics Cena a Hero Coachman a Zero

  • @amrajr218 What kind of lame Mother Goose rhyme was that?

  • @Hitmonchan107 I'd Watch out The Bogeyman gunna get you soon Take you to the moon And eat worms knock you out and put the worm bits in youre mouth of the South

  • @amrajr218 The fuck is that kind of rap? Lol, you don't know me kid. I come from Harlem, tough shit. But I'm not being ridiculous, acting all tough with some lame raps. You have no personality, just like Cena. And also, rappers have no talent on the mic. They're just rhymes with a beat added to it with an old Casio keyboard.

    Listen to some REAl rap before pitter pattering and slobbering like a fool. You're eating Cena's purple paintchips, no wonder like a retard your drool.

  • @Hitmonchan107 Well U Dont Know me ether so watch How You Talkin 2 On Facebook I have more rap songs than a gong makes a dong

  • @amrajr218 This is Youtube you cerebral palsy ridden asswipe.

  • @Hitmonchan107 Are You Trying To be smart you can't be smart as fart You The Lame 1 You got schooled son

  • @Hitmonchan107 Are You Trying To be smart you can't be smart as fart You The Lame 1 You got schooled son What kind of name is Hitmonchan107

  • @amrajr218 i think its a pokemon.

  • word life.

  • pause then play 7 then 8 mastubation biscuit

  • I can honestly say that if cena went back to doing just this gig i would be a cena fan. Funnier to watch and not as annoying. Attitude era > WWE today

  • pause the video, then press 1 and 6 repeatedly

  • LOL CUZ IM WHITE U TURD THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY YOU THOUGHT I WAS FOR REAL

  • "I'm the real Superman" that works alot better now than it did back then.

  • I like this Cena better

  • I wanna show this to a PG era kid and watch him cry and wet his pants!!! LOL

  • LMAO I wish this is what WWE was like today! Dammit, bring this back! The sad part is, this isn't really even THAT old. PG Era blows.

  • The PG era is shit, i miss the attitude era.

  • cena would get his ass beat by lesnar

  • he looks like Darren Young

  • If you keep pressing "6" it looks like he's masturbating haha !

  • @frashop1 if you press 4 it really looks like it

  • @Im2Gee11 noooo ?

  • @Im2Gee11 Yeh your right lol

  • WUUUUUURD LIFE. What a catch phrase

  • Yo I was laughing when he said he was a viagra and Brock is a Limp Bizkit lol

  • try to fuck with lesnar now cena. he gonna kill you

  • Cena sucks at rap and wrestling he sucks all together.

  • I miss this john cena

  • when he said 5 dollar bill i laffed till i cry

  • press 7

  • keep pressing 4 for golden photo

  • Dudee, im so GLAD he dnt sound like ths now.!

  • Such a wigger, but it was enjoyable lol

  • Your just a wimp biscuit! Lol

  • lololll

  • did he just say , your just limp bizkit

  • Still Remember this awww so miss this CENA. The CENA used to rap on Torrie and Sable

  • Keep pressing 2 hahahaha

  • 1 Repeatedly for uncomfortable anal sex

    Press 6 for Good butt secks

  • press 3 repeatedly then press 4 repeatedly ahahha lol

  • if u pause at any time in the video he is making kinda a funny face

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  • .so go on and flee from the wwe!

  • Cena yo raps are wack I swear you on crack idk who won but Brock I bet beat u blue and black if not I give u the hand but I got Sumthin to tell you, you'll never be able to hang in my band cuz you sound like a shot horse locked in a stable u look gay what can I really say other than your rap career is just one big fable. U need to stop and lay off the hip hop even comin from a white boy like me I gota tell you all yo rhymes are as simple as karaoke.

  • @TAJ1893 You bet beat him blue? That makes no sense at all. Also you didn't rhyme at all. Lastly, your grammar is piss poor.

  • I lol'd with "Transcribe Audio" was on

  • @JiMSter12 That was amazing

  • Hahahahaha John Cena is such a wanna be, that cant rap for shit, so are all wwe fans cos wrestling is fake and gay, its fucked up seeing GUYS watch other GUYS wrestle in underwear. Quit masterbating to em and get a fucking life.

  • looks like hes gonna take a shit and the end :P

  • now this is the cena i liked 

  • lol @ Word Life!!!

  • @kool26 lol, nah i stopped it right when he said "masturbation tournament" someone told me he was a rapper and i was like "WTFFFF" lol

  • @DLcKxFTR That's all Cena's ever done he talking about guys polishing his balls or dudes sleeping together He even got a Pearl Necklace for The Rock (Thats where you jizz on some's Chest) That dude is full of Homosexual tendencies that's his only material & it pretty pathetic because he's always been overrated especially now.

  • @Danielson184 Yet Rock always talks about shoving things up guys "candy asses". Face it, that kind of humor Is Rocks Humor as well, and you people like sheep eat it up when Rock does it.

  • @rdchili69 Funny thing is though the Gay Community complained about Cena's Cena Promo NOT Rock's & telling someone you're gonna shove your boot up their ass is not a Gay Slur at all it's just tough guy talk.

  • did cena just say that he will give brock lesnar a handjob?

  • cena is wack, what more can i say?that chain is just stupid, that bandana is gay..... lol :D

  • SHUT UP CENA, UR A FRIGGIN FAG

    BETTER SHUT UP OR I'LL GIVE U A TBAG

  • @adisandhu that is the worst rap ive evr read

  • @adisandhu Id Watch Out Cenas Awesome Awesomer Than The Miz sayz Miz iz  Cenas #1

  • lol i grew up watching this cena thought he was so cool back then .... how i was wrong :P

  • Cena looks Gay :-D

  • OMG, cena did't give a F#*K

  • i wounder who wrote them for him ? :L

  • dats my dog!

  • How the hell does Cena go from this, to the current kiddie boyscout wearing a purple t-shirt and no selling moves with corny kiddie jokes?

  • @AlecBoy006V2 i dont know, blame vince mcmahon

  • @AlecBoy006V2 wwe creative

  • @AlecBoy006V2 lol I KNOW RIGHT XD

  • i went up to a few guys at a bar and elimination chamber was on. i did the word life thing and i got a free beer out of it.

  • oh its cena again guess ill give this one a thumps down too.

  • we need heel cena!!!

  • Kids ruined Cena

  • woo limp bizkit!!

  • So lame xD

  • yo cena try to rap battle 50 cent i bet 50 would win

  • i grew up during the current pg era but i wold like to see this version of cena by the way im 12

  • @thermokilla35 THIS IS ABOUT 2004 U WOULD BE AT LEAST 7 OR 6 OR 8 LOL

  • @xxSILENTTAKEDOWNx1

    2003,very early 2003

  • @thermokilla35 im 13 and i remember some of this stuff

  • @jordanmakesvids

    dude you were 5 lol

  • @sayanroy36 true but i have great memorization

  • @thermokilla35 YOU WOULD OF BEEN 6 OR 7

  • @thermokilla35 wow that sucks man, i feel sorry for you, the attitude era up til around 2005 was freakin amazing

  • @thermokilla35 fuk u u unlucky bastard for growing in the stupid PG era!!! ATTITUDE ERA RULEZ!!!! sub me

  • @thermokilla35 oh man..back then it was the shit. cena was at his prime back then.

  • @thermokilla35 same

    

  • used to love him then

    then he's talking about 50 cent....he never did made it lol FAIL!

  • WORD LIFE .

  • i was in a masturbation tournament once

  • @meridoc55 that's not an awkward statement at all 9.9

  • @meridoc55 Did you win?

  • @Super8astard hell yeah dude

  • @meridoc55 lol... Speed or distance?

  • this is the john cena i liked

  • this was when cena was cool. man i want this cena back.

  • And the winner of the Masturbation Tournament .....John Cena

  • @KaLeLMvZ so true

  • that wasn't rap, thats just a retard attempting poetry...wait a sec, R.A.P, retard attempting poetry, oh so thats what rap stands for

  • @RazWar44 u wanna act smart skip a grade probably u get rich and screw ur maid ur just sayin this cuz ur jeluz ur hed starts spinnin like propellas since u mite liv in canada in da north hav a bite uv MY HARD SOUTH
  • @MyAnth0ny i'm sure it took you all day to think that one up, and i have to say i'm impressed, you have actually out retarded cena, maybe whilst i'm screwing my maid you can still be in pre school matching coloured blocks

  • @RazWar44 He stole that off Cena...changed a couple things, but made it so much worse...

  • @alterera impressive that he managed to take something cena did and make it even worse

  • how dare he diss limp bizkit!

  • Is it just me or does he look like Matt Damon on steroids

  • he looks like alex riley

  • cena is dissing himself by saying he will win masturbation tourament

  • Lol hes white hahaha

  • Ciekawe, czy to freestyle, czy ryżyserowane jak cały fucking wrestling !

  • Looks like Darren Young here

  • Chain Gang?! If you're here give me thumb ups for the chain gang commander