WKUK - Season 5 - Stork Factory

[rrerubo]

didnt the line"you make me do this" remind you of the wkuk video PIZZA BAGELS?hahah

I have that phrase in my mind always xD

[spyagents1011]

hey im from long island!!!lets go islanders!!!!!!

[Hosful]

Thumbs up if you live on Somalia? :)

[a10fjet]

they should just change to a zombie baby factory. the world needs more zombies.

[ElectricEelEssence]

I really wanna have a full mp3 of wkuks cover of the song at the end..

[KingJake2000]

To long island to long island to long island

LMFAO

[saintsrulz]

Im disturbed.

[PS3loser]

Hey im from long island

[MrCoconutsack]

shout out from detroit!! hell yeah!

[brains4breakfast42]

Timmy is makes a beautiful woman

[TheMaineLobstah]

They sent a white baby to Somalia? well okay then

[tommy8323]

they made a dead baby skit. it's a nice change up from dead baby jokes

[81292bman]

omg i live in long island... they shouldve sent them specificly to brentwood

[griffinsniper]

apPARENTly. AHAHA. Anyone else get it? Good times.

[SuperKalmageddon]

I CAN'T HELP YOU DOUG IM 2 HIGH!

[NerdyRushFan]

TO INDIA! TO INDIA! TO INDIA!

TO A 14 YEAR OLD IN OHIO!

TO SOME WOMAN WITH AIDS!

[BigMackWitSauce]

how come he didn't load up one stork with like 20 babies going to china

[CSAmerican]

1:58

Seems like someone's havin an abortion...

[scopilio13]

i probably know that 14 yr. old girl in ohio

[sqeeker33]

wtf is wrong with this video

[TrickyThaBeast]

god the ohio part is sooo true..

[lildude825]

16 people have recieved a dead baby from a stork

[alexalex736]

to india, to india, to india

[12xYEARxOLDxTROLL]

to long island to long island to long island! lol im from long island and i couldn't stop laughing!

[crazypants88]

Must resist urge to go all political in a WKUK sketch comment section...

[goatzie78]

i want that job

[dylancoulter420]

what a wkuk i haven't seen thank you jebus!

[SquirtleSicle]

Lol the asian baby at the end. I love how there were no black babies, racist! Lol.

[Naein]

lol the three he sent to india were all white

[StoneColdKrishna]

No the joke is nobody wants to be from long island? Get it?

[KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ]

Away, Stork,

AWAAAAAAYYYY!!! XD

[killerzebra75]

This sketch... Wow

[SunrayStingdevil]

anyone notice all the "babies" were white?

[jamcky13]

@SunrayStingdevil There was one asian girl,

[isnormalityareality]

AWAY, STORK! AWAY!

[darthhanger]

to india! to india! to india!

[OMGitsDSypl]

2:12 miscarraige?

[elmoenigma]

lol "we are the world" baby style xD

[tylerthunder]

im from ohio and i know of a girl that was 14 and pregnant but idk what she ended up doing with the child

[MrSteelx79]

lol 15 people lives in long ilsand and got the dead babbies

[MsHelloKittyNinja]

To a 14 year old girl in Ohio! :D

[bthunder75]

Take this little guy to...... SOMALIA!

[controlpad008]

What the fuck happened in the last 30 seconds?

[MrDanmingo]

long island is the best place ever

[Myrincreu]

Thumbs up if you live on Long Island? :)

[RASKAL831]

@Myrincreu no i live in short city

[jeff72496]

@Myrincreu ive been to long island. can i thumbs up your comment?

[F5FURU12]

@Myrincreu i hate long island i want to go on manhatten

[deathvail]

i love it how the dead babys go to long island

[MegaChaseA]

to a fourteen year old girl in ohio, away stork AWAAAAAAY!!!

[OnMyLastLife]

The fuck did all these dead babies come from?! I fucking hate living in long island!

[nickstewart71]

i live on long island....

[ttrop]

why not china

[JesikkaNicole]

To... I don't know, somewhere in the desert. Away, stork, AWAYYYYYYY!

[Gaybilicious]

Ap"parent"ly Ha! what a pun

[Monthral1]

so im not quite sure whether this video is pro choice or pro life lol

[UltraMegaSuperPhil]

@Monthral1 neither, it's just a sketch.

[kendojockey]

psh, i would have just shot Doug

[phillus72]

to india, to india, to india .. AWAYYYYYY

[Elijames21]

Someone make another abortion joke

[Youngbloodda1st]

he had a knife ready?

[svennemax100]

I know that storks bring the human babies but who brings the stork's babies

[mecadoped]

@svennemax100 robots fool.

[UltraMegaSuperPhil]

@svennemax100 Elephants.

[BristophCherger]

india and detroit aren't in the same direction!!



[TheWizardOfOsborne]

@BristophCherger they are if you're traveling from london west to detroit, and very very far west to india

[brodtman]

I live on long island

[brodtman]

I live on long island

[SombreroKing100]

TO INDIA

TO INDIA

TO INDIA!!!

[mightyORFEN]

my dad was bong in long island... huhhhhhh ZOMBIE!!!!

[Nootson08]

@mightyORFEN

>bong in long island

someone was high as fuck when they wrote this

[WIDOWDUDE1]

because long island has a very high abortion rate

[deathvail]

to long island

[blakeschmitt7]

lmfaoo I live on long island

[minniemouse482]

AWWAAAAYYY!!!!!!

[minniemouse482]

To Heaven

To Heaven

To Hell

[WingsTM]

nooo, that poor baby doesn't deserve to grow up in Detroit!!

[shadesidedragon13]

To a woman with Aids. To a 14 year old girl in Ohio!

[MrTheaterBasement]

I'd like to think they pumped a bunch of baby dolls with fake blood...I'm not sure they did, but its not to pretend

[Drak8492]

And that's how miscarriages happen.

[chromakey84]

to mexico, to china away

[funnyhispanic]

away stork away

[mrbreeze93]

I live on long island

anybody want a baby?

[MarianaTv1000]

Why do I have to live on Long Island haha...

[xdtreyxx]

15 people should move away from Long Island

[felixfreak]

Why does he have a knife anywhere near a place where babies are made?

[ImaCreeper213]

to a 14 year old girl in ohio! AWAAAAY AWAAAAY!

[xRainxBowxBritex]

wtf... <3

[Phuuer]

I live on long island lol

[LtBriJMAC]

OJ OJ OJ OJ THEM BABIES!

[BabySniffSquad]

In also a boy so...

[BabySniffSquad]

I live in akron ohio and in 14,,,

[mmmtots]

i live in ohio and im 13 o.0

[ImaCreeper213]

@mmmtots *1 year later* happy birthday!!!!

[BrittnehRaverRainbow]

3:42 Timmy makes a good scene girl.

[tikifreakazoid]

Holy shit, how many Long Islanders are there in the comments?

[jetsmets2]

... but I live on Long Island...

[thekillers1stfan]

@jetsmets2 then i guess you survived the stabbing

[spoojing]

I live on Long Island....

[TheDarkangel364]

@spoojing same here ang i think theirs enough dead babys here

[jlmpeace27]

i need to know what episode does timmy say "bring,em here will watch'em for ya'?

[danvgeg]

Well... that ended differently .

[TheDukEpicness]

To long island!

[Brian891]

I'm from Long Island.

[SuperLordRebel]

@Josue1105 AWAY TROLL AWAY!!!

[gamerguycod]

is that a pie tin for a radio? :O

[Josue1105]

Why Long Island What Happens Here?

But Then Again At My School Theres A  lot Of Teen Pregnant People. Keep Kill Them Yea! But Then Again????????

[FBNProduction]

What's wrong with us on Long Island?

[bigbill245]

why long island?!

[totalbadass500]

@bigbill245 I have no idea.... Its still funny though!

[DevilMalice]

@bigbill245 Lets just say... They don't have to worry about overpopulating.

[Hobinator17]

oh fuck i live on long island....

[n1ck95chy]

to long island! oh yeah

[TrackStar828]

WKUK are the only comedians to actually get me to laugh out loud. I've watched a lot of stand up's and "funny" movies, but they all fail. WKUK actually makes me laugh.

[Mosixman]

@TrackStar828 Ever watch any Bill Hicks or George Carlin standup?

[TrackStar828]

@Mosixman No, but I'll try. Are they any good?

[Mosixman]

@TrackStar828 They're basically the two greatest comedians in history, so yeah they're pretty good.

[Mosixman]

@TrackStar828 Try watching Bill Hicks' "Sane Man" or Carlin's "Back In Town"

[Perceptiveion]

If only they had called Dr. Kyle. Dr Kyle doesn't give a fuck.

[youkilledkiller22]

O.O .... uhm...

[dales007]

i have seen this guy somewhere in some show. i dont remember which one.

help!!

[Fluinpwnz]

@dales007 "Breaking in"

[Sirzz2381]

people who take their time to think of a smart comment just to get the top really have no life

[pucakuro]

@Sirzz2381 Busted!!!

[blackkakari]

This is SO inaccurate! Everyone knows babies are made when a man impregnates a female stork who gives birth to a male stork who impregnates the man's wife! Obviously... -_-

[TheOwnzor]

@blackkakari Wrong, it's when a man and a women get really intoxicated and black out. Then a fairy comes and puts a magic spell on the women and they wake up the next morning with a baby inside but they don't find out until the women misses her period.

[nelsonr12]

To India

To India

To India

AWAY STORK AWAY

[ApplesStudios]

@nelsonr12 good job copying the top comment

[nelsonr12]

@ApplesStudios it wasnt top comment when i posted it

[sameritaco]

I feel so bad for laughing at this

[8Eriquo8]

the song, outta fuckin nowhere, made me lol so hard

[Drekken57]

thats how miscariages are made

[Sirzz2381]

it's so cute the way trevor says "AWAY STORK AWAY"

[TheTerminator2400]

If I get 200 likes, I will buy Trevor's suit and wear it to prom.

[EmperorOfMars]

After Doug stopped sending more babies to the world... Children of Men happens

[WingsTM]

@EmperorOfMars - hahaha awesome so glad I found another person who saw that film

[IndependenceHD]

AWAY STORK, AWAY!

[pieguy248]

To India!

To India!

To India!

Awaaaaaayy!!

[drafman1]

THEY USE DOUG FOR NAMES QUITE A FEW TIMES YAY THATS MY NAME WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[RandomProcras]

Did anyone else get the very subtle dead baby joke?

[JonathanHallShow]

Say, where do baby storks come from?

[CakiePieSquared]

Timmy on the left at 3:44 XD

[d00mfan89]

Am I a sick fuck for finding this funny?

[FoolishDrunkz]

I like how there are no black babies -__-

[modelmajorpita]

@FoolishDrunkz They're made in a separate factory that is just as good as the one white kids are made at.

[LOLkidspranks55]

To LongIsland to longisland lol i live in longisland :D

[icesexwithalobster]

that song sucks LOL

[golfinmang]

When he started saying "to India!" over and over I lost it

[FanOfMelBrooks]

LMFAO LONG ISLAND!

[StoneProductor]

whoa my sister is 14 and we live in ohio NOOO

[RevJoshsFunhouse]

I love the comments. Someones' kids may or may not have died. who cares, it's your kid (allegedly), you deal with it. No one really cares about your supposed miscarriage. And this sketch is fucking hilarious

[xX115AssassinXx]

Thumbs up if you live on long island!

[ZacMasterSir]

What does the long island reference mean?

[kc2nrb]

@ZacMasterSir it's just an island east of NYC. 

[kturd69]

fuckin baby with a phone!

[Pootzification]

LMFAO im a survivor, i was born in longisland

[pukipwner]

Lol, 0:37 = Bullshit religion is born.

[MyBlastoiseIsBigger]

WHAT? YOU MEEN ABORTION IS ACTUALLY BAD? I THOUGHT KILLING BABIES WAS GOOD =(

[konstantinNeo]

Timmy singing as Sindy Lauper?

[Technicolor909]

Headphone models used in this video: Red Panasonic RPHTX7, Behringer HPX2000, Sony MDR-V6 or 7509 (it's hard to tell just from looking at it).

[Eddyneko]

I like that there's an alarm to sound at the instant he begins stabbing babies, but no security response plan for the alarm.

[chinshihuandi]

this might be my favorite sketch ever

[MrMeineNamen]

why waste a good knife? theres a window right there

[DukeofUSA]

Do the storks count Brooklyn as Long Island?

*prays not*

[Sirzz2381]

AWAY STORK! AWAYYYY!!!!!!!

[chernobong]

I love how he sends white babies to countries with a black/brown people majority

[SeasaCleaus]

Talking about abortion and birth control...

[camoramax2]

We cant help you Doug! we're to high!

[SongHooks1993]

@camoramax2 LOL

[pinkningah]

9 people live on long island

[EnragedMime189]

I live on long island. Why long island? D=

[IrishMinja]

So Doug became an abortionist.

IM IN OHIO! xD and the sad thing is a 14 yr old i know is pregnant