I beat my wife...

[cspark809]

your unconciousness of beating your wife triggers went your wife's alarm goes off. You should go and see a pyschologist...

[ytbymz]

you are lying

[GnomeWeed]

ur wife wakes up at 10... get a job

[Halfmachineholly]

@GnomeWeed not everyone works in the morning.

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

@GnomeWeed i know people who get up at 11 or twelf to work and come home late because that is what the prefer. They work the same ammount of time as everyone else if not more:)

[assdickmkgee]

I came here for wife beating, I leave disappointed

[TheJohnnyfleming]

 Is this the wife?

[Flameb97films]

let me scramble ur eggs

[purple19992]

if you did or you didnt, why would you even take pride in yourself for beating a woman?

you have a sick mind, you know that?

[memphisgrownman]

@visibemode maybe you are a sleeper agent from the russian KGB sent in to kill your wife, whom once was an double agent for CIA..the alarm clock is to trigger your subconscious mind into a violent drive to assassinate your wife,but then again you might just be an out of control sleeper..

[fuckvegan]

dude only reason your wife is still with you is because you pay all the bills and buy her things..she is already fucking someone else cos youre such a fag

[weeddog420]

1:50 keep clicking this over and over

[weeddog420]

you spit at the camera at 1:51

[MrShickers]

@weeddog420 haha

[mcradloff]

I could never sleep with someone else, I used to push my brother off the bed when I was little.

[MrBDominick]

its sad that so many people waste their time talking shit on other peoples vids with dumb shit like ur a fag.................god thad be funny if i was 13

[123etobes]

bro thats a fucking sick gift, i cant even understand how good your aniversary present will be maybee some batteries for her clock?? let us know ehehe

[EziniBini497]

Dude wtf is up with your hairline its fucked up as hell.

[mw3gost14]

haters, but u seriouly r a fag

[razrector99]

how about you wake up before the alarm

[TheHonda133]

fag



[jacobdean111]

stop stop ur a monster for buying sombody an alarm clock 4 there bday

[soldersvampire]

set ur alarm to go off at the same time and see if tht works

[copperandmissi]

wow there 

[kj293]

you're kidding right?

[smackmasterful]

u should have her film u when it goes off 1 more time

[rudygetsplenty]

Booooo

[EssentialDiction]

Maybe you have diabeetus... Like if you get the vague reference.

[augizzle]

Well... at least she'll wake up when the alarm goes off... This is 2 years from then but maybe you got a new alarm by now?

[DaddyFuManchu]

we believe ya.........

[B0BBY77]

now lets hear her story...

[ofp555]

U LOOK LIKE MY UNCLE!!!!

[ragingbrawler]

well she got the message

[TheMexicanFiesta]

I beat my meat to your wife.

[cancareless92]

Heeyy, I beat your wife too.

[TheYpsigirl]

stop hurting your wife for real it is no good

[DarkPortalRogue]

@TheYpsigirl Obviously doesn't understand you do stuff in your sleep without realising it.

[J0k3r4U]

dude spine hitting is WAY worse than hair pulling!

xD

[4042516]

i m surprised you dont shit on her and call her betty

[skill99s4lyfe]

are you sure your sleeping?

[SagBobet]

Her phone has an option to set the volume to "Alarm Only". This way the alarm will ring but no other sound will come from the phone.

[EmoFoom]

sir, i think you are a cunt

[abrahamstrange]

I think you have too much time on your hands sir

[8277melo]

Funny, but yeah it does happen. There are people who talk, sing, or scream in there sleep and there are those who sleep walk and become physically violent without any recollection of what happens.

[Brandiandmonique1]

While you SCREAM at your woman, there's a man wishing he could whisper in her ear. While you HUMILIATE, OFFEND, and INSULT her, there's a man flirting with her and reminding her how beautiful she is. While you HURTyour woman, there's a man wishing he could take her pain away. While you make your woman cry, there's a man stealing smile...s from her. post on your wall if ur against domestic violence...

[RockBassist2112]

@Brandiandmonique1 Wrong place to post this, it's not domestic abuse and we all ultimately are against it, no need to spread propaganda about it, we know, it's wrong. He was just stating a humourous way he reacts to an alarm clock that may unintentionally hurt his wife but could be a sexual fantasy of his or maybe some troubles he had when he was a child (Freudian theory). In all, you ruin the humour of the joke and should watch who's day you wish to ruin, try not to make it anyone's but yours.

[zXEmoGummiBearXz]

I saw some spit. o_o

[JaninaSexyfairy]

HEY GUYS

[brandonharo1994]

try not to spit at the camera next time :P

[kimbode1]

UR A PUSSY ASS BITCH U FAG

[TheHalo2cute]

UR AN ASSHOLE!!!!!

[xaebion]

sorry dude your a fag.

but for some reason i think you already knew that

[DeWellstein]

in sovjet russia wife beats you.

[ScarlemD]

@DeWellstein In the Soviet Union Yakov Smirnoff was just another kike...

When he moved to the United States, however, he all of a sudden became RUSSIAN, when he's clearly the biggest heeb this side of the Nile.

Funny how that works, isn't it?

[DeWellstein]

@ScarlemD hahaha sure is, the world is a strange place.

[WannaExpressYourSelf]

@DeWellstein LOVE THOSE JOKES!!! RUSSIANS ROCK :D

[DeWellstein]

@WannaExpressYourSelf Yakov Smirnoff is the best!!!

[justcause2videos123]

@DeWellstein LOL

[saints360row]

@DeWellstein -That's probably more true than any of them.

[krunkaintdead69]

@DeWellstein same thing happens in the west.

[DeWellstein]

@krunkaintdead69 true true.

[Fruitsbasket8890]

lol! i thought this was funny.

[mikeuntstinks1]

i beat the phone of my wifes mothers babies skull. the little shit died so i threw it down the garbage chute and pissed on it

[semiLivedj]

your a chicken hawk

[gaydona]

You have a horribly strange shaped head - also, your hairline is similar to that of an aope's.

[Yaedatto]

Well, the thing that is wrong with you is that you make such a fuzz about it. I do that while I'm awake on a regular basis.

[Biggofwi]

Maybe it's because your dad butt raped you and now its a form of release of your sadness from giving 5 dollar handies at the local truck stop

[muffytete]

ass

[kingalby2009]

i beat my eggs

[robbiejojo]

I beat my penis

[monkeyspankoffukoff]

wtf?

[alexhotpants]

Where's your ring?

[Samososomo]

Geezus, I'll be this guy's the life of every party. Your a boring dickhead. When you say "wife", your actually saying gay lover.

[5857612]

that was funny but weird,

[brandalicious522]

do u seriously post  stupid ass videos like this...... do u seriously have no fucking friends that u can blow this stupid ass bullshit with..... so that a limited number of ppl hate u .... not everyone in the world that has internet.... ever thought of that? wow.... ur an idiot... shit.... wow...

[adetuyi420]

do you feel better about yourself now?

[kapakmoomoo]

your problem is that your gay side (your lisp) is trying to kill her at night so you can have guilt free gay sex with your boss at work.

[skate4life4449]

your a terrible person

[devikman87]

wow this guys a douche...

[itsjusttherealtruth]

Boring! >.>

I hope You're wife rapes you with a strap- on

[beatmywifebeatrice]

give that bitch a firm back hand, that will teach her to wake up on time

[ratsolor]

LOL... my god, you shoulda never had that conversation with your wife... Have you considered putting the alarm clock on the other side of the bed?

[fuzzybollox]

Yes what hell is wrong with you. All you do is post videos of the most insignificant things in your life. You give no profound insights, you are not a hot bikini clad woman, you provide no important information, you do not impart any skills, you have a funny shaped scalp you insist on cropping to give that prison style look.

Yes, what the hell is wrong with you, ya boring somebitch.

[sthprkbutterslovers]

hahahaha you are so funny

[AbdiXL]

misleading title. I wanted to see a man beating his wife like a punching bag. lol

[meanboi3000]

ur a dip-shit

[angeryontheinside]

Well it look like 2 things one, You view violence as an appropriate means to get what you want and 2 your not getting enough sleep which is causing you to freak when the alarm goes off. If you have any major stresses in your life they may contribute to the expression of violence. fix it by doing two things. Keep a journal and start writing down your dreams (even if you have trouble, keep at it). Leave a glass of water on the nightstand and have your wife throw it on you every time it happens.

[tehprocreater]

Aw man, I wanted to see some wife beating.

[chr15cl4rk]

me too

[wrfrock]

me to

[kjsockhead]

Me too

[J0k3r4U]

@tehprocreater LOL

[Eiorith]

"what the hell is wrong with me?"---- 1 simple word, Therapy from watching your videos that is the only word i can think up for you, If i was beating my wife while i was asleep i would move onto the couch until i figured out why the fuck i was doing it, Certainly seeing a therapist

[FERGUSXSi]

fuk youself ya retard and get a fukn life you wana know wats wrong wit ya get a fukn life hang yourself and start over

[chr15cl4rk]

HAHAHA your so funny, fag

[xxahoohooxx]

1:49 **

[xxahoohooxx]

Try to keep the saliva in your gob HAHA 1:52

[animeboy456]

im a kid and im saying that wrong..... ur a punk man

[jack82009]

I DONT SEE ANY WIFE BEATING!!!

[Fr33styletube]

@jack82009 do you know what "beat"means?

[scarybaby58]

I think it's hilarious when people leave comments, thinking they're really clever and cool, when they are really unclever and uncool.

*Cough* dabuzzkilla *Cough*

[Fr33styletube]

@scarybaby58

yes like your comment right?

[scarybaby58]

No, not at all like my comment, lol.

Silly, silly child.

[chr15cl4rk]

Kinda like you comment

[scarybaby58]

Haha, I can't take any of you guys seriously, at least not until you've integrated correct grammar into your sentences. :D

[DaBuzzKilla]

youtube is not free therapy... go hire a shrink!

[goofymandan83]

get a life

[DanoCoo1]

hahaha your funny :P

[captainbadd]

Your first mistake was marrying somebody with the name Gigi.

[xloRelas]

what a douchebag

[MrBillabongboy95]

i fuck my wifes friends when she is there in the room then it turns into a threesome i cum on her friends face

[DanL09]

i fucking hate u

[MrNator420]

this guy needs to hang him self

[lissainthehat]

IDK what to say. Either you're serious, in that case, WTF is wrong with you? Or you're joking, in that case, WTF is wrong with you?

[Dorisequador]

Make a video of you hitting her I`d like to see it hahahahaha

I have sex with my girls friend but like in a sleeep walking stage...I don`t remember so funny.

One time I licked her hole face and she told me yucky! i told her i probably thought I was eatting her out... hahaha

[bob123123wtf]

1:52 he spits

[seanfields666]

HAHA OMFG XD

that was pretty funny.

i never noticed the first time

[HatredEternal]

ITT: people dont get the joke

[PalindromeTCL]

I can tell you what's wrong with you .......

you beat your wife :/

that's like old guys who rape kids and don't know what's wrong with them

they rape kids :/

[ttzdttearzfuk]

im done with this liar

[splattergirl72]

I know how she feels... my husband whips my ass whenever our waffle iron beeps.

[lilling97]

quit life...you loser

wasted 3 minutes of my precious lifetime

when i could of have bang ur wife during that 3 minutes

[GodDontDoThis]

insult fail

[Vaan40Productions]

Aww, look at the twelve year old troll; isn't it pissy?

~Vaan

[brindlexpitt]

um.. i cant believe i wasted my time watching this boring ass video...

[amberlynnxo19]

Wow.

[WBrentDollar]

seriously, are you really that lonely or have such low self esteem that you have to post such a cowardly video commenting on how you take advantage on a woman.

[EmiTheLawyer]

Dude the real question is: What makes someone get up frm his chair, grab a camera and record a crappy personal story like that and later on put it on the web? Can YOU answer me that?

You're a monster cause you stol almost 3min of my life with such a dumb video...seriously....what the hell is wrong with you?

[JamieEffingG01]

at least somethings getting to be TO MUCH for her id take it as a win and let her go back to the phone

[magnumforce1983]

In order to hurt your wife, just send her round to me next time.. i'll lay the smackdown on her ass brother...!

[gapalafox]

youre a fag!

[sonadork]

because your gay u just dont know it yet

[Petersonwarm]

your re suck, nobody will listen woman bully, idiot

[faermark]

thats so funny

[smiley9872]

umm i have no idea on this one dude

[irrmua]

Your secretly gay??? maybe you dont even know...

[z3r01245]

BLAH BLAH BLAH.. youtube doesn't need any shit-talking guys!

[Dorkdufus]

you're lucky she doesn't report you for bashing her. you should be ashamed of yourself

[urieldishi]

I think if it was serious he wouldnt have posted this video...

[flipicaneze]

You sleep too light. Drink a beer before going to bed.

As fruity as you speak I cannot sense a consciously abusive person.

[ryobie1]

you probably hit her because you subconsciously don't like her

Or maybe you are just mean.

[eshanian]

You should never ever hit your wife!!!! What is wrong with you?You are a little bitch who needs a beat down. I will be more than happy to give it to you!!oNe CrAzY cOcOnUt coming your way!

[NejiHyugaLeafvill2]

so explain to me how the fuck is that funny im not cusing you out or anything its just totally against my beliefs to hit women

also dude you have a salyva problem lol

and you should change the name to this vid because when i clicked i was almost in a rage because i just watched the us soldier throw a fucking puppy off a cliff its horrible.

[sensualgypsy]

Did it ever occur to you that the reason you hit her is because you dont like the sound of the alarm so thats your way of getting her attention to hit the snooze button or to turn it off completely?

[1radstallion]

i'd see a therapist. there's usually truth in all our behaviors.  check it out.

[mazzitmo]

why do you think I think this is interesting...

[mtvproductionz]

Now your Hitting Girls wtf You are a Fucking retard Your a Fagget just like your Momma

[W1ldSm1le]

In his sleep were you even paying attention?

[marchubkyle]

are you deaf did you even listen to him

[geekgurl2000]

Hmm. Well, I'm inclined to suggest some form of bondage, but that's just me. Just try to hit or pull hair with your arms tied down.

[deadlypuppets]

i scream in my sleep and one time i was talking about hot dogs to my friend.....and my mom was like .....O_O wtf is wrong with this child...and my lil brother and my lil sister talk to each other in thier sleep and its creepy cuz somtimes they sit up and look at each other with ther eyes closed.....and one time my lil brother growled at me in his sleep........i was like WTF.....so i think its normal to do stupid stuff in ur sleep....unless its unhealthy....

~ Deadly ~

[leonardleeyunsim]

Shouldn't this be private? Who gives a shit?

[Blakhawk133Productz]

He sounds gay.

[Mattorzo]

maybe he loves you up the bum

[d0llxfac3]

LMAO thats really funny.

[Kindahuge]

Hi, I'm visible mode, I think I'm David Cross. But it's not working, and I'm not a youtube phenomenon. imagine that.

[Blakhawk133Productz]

Why the fuck would you put this o youtube you gay faggot.

[gansterboi101]

how the hell is he gay if he is talking about his wife? n00b

[MrJarama]

Great conclussion!!

[gansterboi101]

hahah thanks

[yocool909]

uhhh i think it was funny but whats the point of u putting this on youtube

[Bolatium]

It's YouTube. 'Nuff said.

[joshuaapel]

good plan...I will buy an alarm clock

[momysman]

title just sits out there in the blue

[CuddlyPuffs]

Bitch shouldn't be sleeping anyway. She should be making you a sammich.

[halwaraj]

abe chutia u r mistaken. Asal mein main teri biwi ki gaand maarta hoon aur dono so rahe ho to tume maalum nahin padta hai be bhosadi ke

[chanx7245]

sleep on the other side of the bed so you grab her vaigina

[k43smaster]

and then you chould beat her with her COCK insted of your hand

[k43smaster]

you should get her a fucking dildo NOT an alarm clock RETARD

[Mrmoc7]

I think you took too much feminist courses, and this succeeded in repressing your innate wife-beating tendencies which are only now subconsciously expressed when you're disturbed by your wife's alarm clock.

[Felrits]

I think you deserve being raped with a pumpkin

[Mrmoc7]

lol

[snoppdeng2]

At 1:50 I was expecting "You go anal, and slap your cock in my face after."

Disappointing. And kind of hard to shrug off as a sleeping disorder.

[devin5bryce3]

ur not funny, u suck nasty sweaty ulgy fat buttholes aka ur mom, and what did ur parents do to u when u were younger

[caioghiotto]

Well... nothing is actually going wrong. On your wife you beat every day. When don't know why you are beating, she does.

[frabadab]

well.. first u beat your wife.. second ur videos suck.

[twthomps]

win some loose some. no everyones a morning person :)