Wanda Sykes - Dignified Black People

[DecepticonSkywarp]

oh damn, white people are lookin at you

[DecepticonSkywarp]

white people looking at you

[Jaguar7444]

This whole comedy special was great.

[kaito6521]

Taking my dignified black ass to the salad bar...getting this sliced watermelon...camoflauge this shit with cataloupes

[larvae123]

She's soooooooo funny! :)))))))

[transitmaven]

OBAMA BITCH!!! I love Wanda!

[Jon12213]

So true!

[SorcerorHuggles]

White people are LOOKIN at YOU!

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

If Obama gets reelected, I'm taking my happy ass to Popeye's too!

[austinguy23]

I can't stand this bitxh anymore. She screams "Racism" at every opportunity (IRL, not in acts).

[danyeal2]

I got a feeling... they didn't give this note out last year!

[Cioppa182]

Pretty sad how Flava Flav was apart of one of the most anti-authoritarian music groups ever..... then becomes a reality star

[H0ttSaUc3]

@Cioppa182That was deep but,true...

[pepsiturtle22]

LOL AT KILLING FLAVA FLAV! HAHAHAHA

[platinum243125]

Looks like eddy murphy if he went in drab...

[justlooking1299]

Stop white people are looking at you ! lmao !

[kaito6521]

LET ME CAMFOLAUGE THIS SHIT WITH SOME CANTELOUP!!! LMFAO

[kerrin95]

fukkkn luvvvv dis lady

[UZERSable]

I'm going to watch white people the next time they go for the broccoli casserole.

[Maoribrotha]

I'm from NZ and am Maori...and this is so funny...different but the same...

[bshaq1512]

I thought about this as I was dancing in my car earlier and a car pulled up beside me. So true

[gregklol222]

why in every vid im one with wanda sum dude is talking bout her ass and comparing it

[Troublesome2008]

@gregklol222

Hahaha, i know that dude! He goes around YouTube looking up Wanda Sykes clips and than he makes racist remarks about her ass xD. The guy is nuts. Next time click on his name and look at his favorites, just to have a laugh...

[gregklol222]

@Troublesome2008 lol

[13readjosh]

"Fuck You Whitey" haha 2:42

[TheUnknownYou]

4:50 lol

[Hubba0Bubba0MAX]

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaa, OBAMA BITCH"

[TheAtypical1]

lol! Do you wanna dance or do you want a ride?

[elenavlada]

sooooooooooooooooooooooo efing true!, i avoid all stereotypes, cos white people stare

[angelo360balba]

obama bitch

[Stateoftention]

i dont like watermelon, i dont like sweet potatoes, i dont like hot sauce, i dont eat ribs, but i love chicken.

[7341662]

WOW! Wanda Sykes has one fat ass! Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[NZrosieGAL]

@7341662 what are you talking bout, black woman have niice asses

[7341662]

@NZrosieGAL Black women have the UGLIEST asses on the planet, sorry

[apusama]

@7341662 i guess if you hate the feeling of human, womanly flesh, it IS an ugly sensation.

[RavingAnimals]

shut up wanda you sly racist

[TheSatsRule]

2:47 = stupid wanka, fuck u blackie

[schmuckie100]

@Ihate40 it's a joke because black ppl love watermelon and chicken

[ihate40]

ok whats the deal with the watermelon?

[camann1]

@ihate40 There is this stereotype that slaves on the plantation use to love eating watermelon and black people just LOVE chicken.

[RocketBabyDolls1]

Obama bitch!

[scarletttdior]

I love wanda! she has a really pretty face. i know its her signature hair and she probably loves it, but i think she would look good with longer hair.

[princessjenjen75]

Does anyone know where I can find the part where she talkin about a mexican with a leaf blower? That shit is hella funny!!!

[tricyclemint]

I don't understand the whole-watermelon stuff! :(

[Snookiiiii]

@tricyclemint It's stereotypical for black people to eat watermelon, so whenever they're seen with it the other races get a kick out of it.

[pedroangelfelix]

Just discovered wanda s. Lmao.my new fav

[Perid0tStar]

yay 1000th like :3

damn shes funny i wonder if she'll follow up to this joke if barack gets reelected xD

[PhunkadelicPhish]

is it just me or have i heard the flava flave joke like 1000's of timess

[diddims]

Next we need a gay President! My aunt said to her wife in an elevator (regarding a surveillance camera) "straight people are lookin' at you!" I'm tired of all these straight people lookin' at me!

[GRIMSREVENGE253]

GOD I LOVE WANDA !!! Her sitcoms may have suck dusty rabbits balls but her stand up can't be touch........GRIM.

[Shojahan]

I can't believe I've been wasting my time watching Chris Rock's godawful DVDs when I could have been watching Wanda! He's just a loud mothafucker, which btw is what most of his vocabulary consists of, but Wanda is actually funny!

[jmastersam]

@Shojahan Hey man Chris Rocks the shit, STFU. Cant you just like both?

[Shojahan]

@jmastersam Indeed, that is all he rocks. Which is why I prefer Wanda.

[7341662]

Why do black women have such UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY butts?

[7341662]

@ryadams91 Hahahahaha....

[1BubblesPPG]

@7341662 wow why did you have to post a mean comment about her ass 3 times... looking for attention much? and if you just looked at Wanda Skyes' ass from behind you'd say she was white, that's how flat and small her ass is... how is that for racism? stop being stupid. white and black people have nice asses, depends on your type. so don't come here just randomly pissing on her parade

[7341662]

@1BubblesPPG Wow.... the comment about Wanda Sykes having a fat ass (and black women having ugly butts in general) sure struck a nerve, huh? You need to lighten up. Wanda Sykes even makes jokes about it.

[1BubblesPPG]

@7341662 oh hunny if you are telling me to lighten up then you truly are delusional. You posted that same comment around 7 times and you were not saying it in a joking way, you said it in a disgusting manner. A joke is supposed to be funny. the end.

[7341662]

@1BubblesPPG Hey, sounds like the fact that black women have fat asses hit a nerve. 

[1BubblesPPG]

@7341662 you are oblivious enough to think that it's "the fact" that is what's annoying people. yes on average black women have a more bootylicious butt. do you see the difference in how i said it and how you said it? ok i'll spell it out for you You. Said. It. In. A. Mean. Way. and it's not nice to say mean things. p.s. stop looking for negative attention. it's pathetic.

[7341662]

@1BubblesPPG You sure use a lot of words to say nothing much. Like I said, Wanda Sykes has a fat and flubbery ass. And I wonder why black women have such ugly butts.

[1BubblesPPG]

@7341662 i'd love to meet you in person. cuz everything you're doing right now, the negative comments, attention seeking behaviour, arguing when there is no need to, they are huge signs of 1. low self esteem 2. mom/dad issues 3. ignorance. instead of doing this you should really be yourself. the stuff you're saying is not funny, no one is attracted to such horrible display of personality. embrace who you truly are, not this shit that you call personality. take it or leave it. i mean it.

[7341662]

@1BubblesPPG HAHAHAHAHA! Wow, Wanda Sykes sure has one BIG FAT ASS!!! Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[7341662]

DAMN -- Wanda Sykes has got a gross-looking, totally unsexy fat, flubbery ass!!

[teknaleji100]

@7341662 ....weak , i'd love to see what she would have to say about you in person if you were'nt hiding behind youtube....now that shit would be funny LoL

[7341662]

@teknaleji100 HAHAHAHA!!! Actually her fat and flubbery ass is what's FUNNY!! Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[7341662]

HAHAHAHA --- man, Wanda Sykes has got such a fat black ass it looks like the Italian leather sofa in my den!!!!! hahaha! Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[7341662]

YIKESSS!!! Wanda Sykes has one fat and flubbery ass!!! Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[KaraLindaLee]

@7341662 u sound like a dumb biatch LOL, u probably got a flat ass an nobody likes that

[7341662]

@KaraLindaLee NOBODY likes Wanda Syke's big fat flubbery gross flubber ass -- that's for sure!!! hahahahaha!!!

Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[KaraLindaLee]

@7341662 u sound like a jackass

[7341662]

@KaraLindaLee LOL! Wow.... you're really tossing out wimpy "insults" now. About as funny as Wanda Sykes ENORMOUS FAT BLUBBER ASS.... why do black women have such ugly butts, anyways? 

[blkmaninc4ever]

@7341662 y'all have no shape nor a booty at all, Ignorant.

[quote55]

a hurr hurrr hurrr huurrr, this shit is not funny at all

[fuckfreshmen]

How is obama the first blck prez if he's biracial?

[RoyOslittlegirl]

@fuckfreshmen "sigh"

[foxbangerr]

how we gonna get ahead, she up there lookin' like bojangles.

[culturevulture123]

white people are looking at you!

what? w- oh damn!

[7341662]

UUUGH! WANDA SYKES has such a FAT ASS!!! Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[BellanLiLi]

Lol man she is sooo funny! Obama bitch! Lmao

[lankangyrl]

Obama bitch! LOL!

[YamiFunny209]

I can tap dance!!!

LMFAO xD

[michellemichon]

OBAMA & CONGRESS 2012 BABY!

[whataboutredlorry]

"fuck you nigga" to George Bush HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

[1Lozzix1]

"white people are looking at you!"

Lol, I'm half-arab, half-eastern european, but I still relate to that.

"MOOOOM STOP SPEAKING LANGUAGES THE WHITE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT YOU"

[OnItDPearl320]

Let me camouflage this shit with some cantaloupe

[aks477578]

Um . . . I'm a white girl and I think Bojangles was an awesome dancer and I love watermelon! : )

[MaryBeth321123]

and wanda tells us not to be insulting (thats so gay commercial)

[milkwhistle]

Yeah... Obama bitch!

[richieasian]

i don't get the watermelon part...

[ShinDrakken]

@richieasian It's an old stereotype that black people love watermelon.

[ssmadan]

i hope he gets a second term. then i am going to popeye's !! hahahaha

[Shananigan11]

Growing watermelon under a weed lamp... only Wanda. She's so fuckin' funny.

[harrypotter799]

White people are lookin at you!

[deedundone]

Fuck you Nigga, George bush!!!! lol that made be die from laughter :)

[xxxNICKI51xxx]

Obama bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

[itsninimf]

LOL I'm black n i hate watermelon n kool-aid LOL but I love my fried chicken Biatch!

[Pocce31]

@itsninimf I did not think it was possible to hate colored sugar water...but I feel you on the watermelon...what a waste of a fruit...how the hell did we get stuck with that one? Could have gotten stuck with an orange or some shit...

[crazykid4744]

"Let me camouflage this sh!t with some cantaloupe!" Ahahaha i died

[mvpc2323]

I don't get the watermellon joke...

[lexie123likeab]

@mvpc2323

the sterotype is that black people love watermelon and fried stuff

[mvpc2323]

@lexie123likeab I don't even get why black people would like watermellon any more than white people, that's gotta come from somewhere

[lexie123likeab]

@mvpc23

during the 19th century among slaves and former slaves. Watermelons were a crop that was easily harvested (or poached) without drawing much notice, as were the ubiquitous chickens on many farms. These may have constituted a part of the diet of many poorer blacks both before and after the Civil War. and in the south during the summer it gets really fucking hot and there was no way there master would be like "oh here josh heres some water".....get real!

[mvpc2323]

@lexie123likeab Thanks, I get it now!

[Gossiptgirl]

@mvpc2323 Back when black people were slaves, they were the ones tending to the fields and crops - watermelons were cheap, so that was the only crop the slave master would let them eat while harvesting them AND because watermelons come from Africa so it was one of the many seeds that slaves brought across the middle passage

[lp4ju]

I need a Mexican-American President....I wanna be able to wear a sombrero and eat tacos

[MalianaTMa]

"Fuck you whity!" lol ma fav quote

[verbanellie]

Imagine Wanda & Richard Pryor on stage together in the parallel universe........YEAHH, we'll all meet at Popeyes after Obama wins 2012 ... any Popeyes any where USA , we'll recognize each other just by being there !!!!

[verbanellie]

Imagine Wanda & Richard Pryor on stage together in the parallel universe........YEAHH

[mirwriter]

oh my fucking god this is the funniest shit ever. Fucking prudish white families hahahaahah

[CharlesBarry]

to funny !

[yoppl42]

she cracks me up

[Torres89013]

Vote Obama 2012 and go to Popeyes!

[firstchoice1956]

This is tooo much!!! hahahahahahahahahaha

[StealOnU]

@7341662 you gotta be a real piece of shit to say something like that... sounds like you need some friends

[herefordguy]

im a white guy, forget the unPC rubbish. The i was looking at a full watermelon and WHITE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT YOU line made me cry with laughter

[talkindurinthemovie]

gurl I cannot tell you how much I agreed with this!!!

[CheyCute99]

They was ways say black people love watermelons I hate thoses things

[PlatinumBreakdown]

I didn't know about a lot of the stereotypes until I started watching stand up. :D

Like watermelons, waffles, fried chicken... Also, Borat 'taught' me about jews.

Margaret Cho is excellent too.

[7341662]

WOW....... Wanda Sykes hase one nasty ol' big FAT BUTT!! Why do black women have such ugly asses????

[MAJazzy08]

I so don't like tap dancing :)

[aixelsydyslexia]

666 person to like this! hell yeah! Funny ass shit!

[jessicarh87]

shit pop eyes is better in Louisiana for real I lived in Slidell

[Ranzalove]

BWHAHAHA this is soooo true whenever one black person fucks up it puts all of us back. I remember I use to cringe whenever I would see Flavor Flav with that giant clock and acting like a fool. I remember at my white friends house she offered me watermelon and I paused...I wanted some so bad but I thought "Nah not gonna feed into stereotypes, I'll eat some corn" LMAO I remember that episode of "The Jeffersons" when George tried to hide his watermelon because white people were coming in XD

[mbrushoff]

LOL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



[dudewaitewhat]

i love this! OBAMA BITCH!

[Africapeach]

He is not black, he is not African-American. He is half White and Half Africa. Please black people/African-Americans stop claiming something that has nothing to do with you. Just statistically speaking given that he is a male, if the president was African-American he would of almost never had graduated from college, and even less of a chance to reach his JD.

[ubsessedfananime]

@Africapeach but if its mother is american and his father is african then does that not mean he is african american because hes both?

[erika2012vsu]

@Africapeach Half Africa? He's of African descent, he was born in the U.S therefore he's African American

[queerage]

Watermelon use to be eaten by slaves while working in the fields to cool off.... It became a symbol of slavery and poverty.

[bluemu]

@queerage Omg, I learned something on youtube.

[9xxxxxxxxx]

@queerage Watermelon came to America with the Africans it's fruit you eat it, because it's delicious and good for you. Slavery isn't responsible for black people eating watermelon. White people make people think crazy shit.

[vballer2014]

@bpasome12 Ready.

[idiomasaur]

"Fuck you whitey"? Seriously?

[Pulsarsandstars]

Someone explained the watermelon one to me recently too... I'm surprised she didn't talk about grape kool aid or soda lol

[invisigoth841]

The watermelon stereotype is one I've never understood. Because seriously, there are very few people anywhere who don't love watermelon.

[80sKeezy]

lol she said "i hope he gets a 2nd term, im going to popeyes..." lol!!

[ForgottenSpectrum]

Uh, excuse me? did she just say "fuck you, whitey" ??? Clearly, they should have bleeped her. Sorry, folks. I'm pulling the race card here.

[stustaymad]

@ForgottenSpectrum if you havent realized, it's a 'no-bars' stand up performance! hence her free use of 'fuck' 'nigger' and yes 'whitey'! so chill out cauz she's doing no rules, no punishment show! (something tht would more thn likely air on hbo)

[japanesebusinessdood]

man i wish george w bush were around i'd say "fuck you niggER" to him. getting innocent people killed n shit. but oh no, we gotta make fun of people for eating watermelon

[jalabi99]

"White people are looking at you!"

"What?"

"White people are LOOKING AT YOU!"

"What?...Oh, damn!"

:)

[Crazy4Friends]

"Now with Obama in office, you should see me! Walk around with watermellon on my shoulder! Yeah! Obama, b*tch!"

XD

[MrMikeyboy1002]

@JGFallen I'm white and I buy whole watermelons all the time I wouldn't give a fuck. And I dance and sing in the car, if people look flip them off.

[bpasome12]

If anyone is ready flava flav is opening a chicken joint we goin to bust a cap in his ass

[bpasome12]

If anyone is ready flava flad is opening a chicken joint we goin to bust a cap in his ass

[gambitvoleur]

I love her tap dancing.

[ImNotYourFriend212]

Lol. Her partner is/was (they broke up, right?) white. She lost all credit to talk about issues in the black community.

[RomanRoyale]

@ImNotYourFriend212 what?im black but i have dated white,spanish,black,indian a lot of different races that doesnt mean i dont know what it is to be black.# sit yo ass down lol

[faint52lp]

@ImNotYourFriend212 That's funny, since she's still black herself...? You have no point.

[wifey231]

I'm in tears because she is speaking the TRUTH! Everybody eats watermelon and fried chicken, but somehow when black people enjoy it, there's a stigma.

[WJKPrimsy]

Fuck You Whitey! I aint bout to buy no whole watermelon for your enjoyment!

[zehraedad]

LMAO!... "Good day sir!"

[THEBLOODKING123]

The funniest woman on the planet

[Refining1]

This was the funniest part of the show! And the whole so was hilarious, lol.

[johnosahon]

LOL, "Obama bitch"

[jonesartism]

i get so tiered of hearing oh black people do this white people do that whos the racist its always black people you here saying this shit just shut the fuck or go back

[furiousjuffowup]

@jonesartism  This is comedy ..white people do this too ....Last Comic Standing...

[GGLebo23]

@jonesartism Stop lying. Chelsea Handler, Sarah Silverman, South Park, Tosh 2.0, Lisa Lampanelli, Family Guy, and a whole slew of white comedians/movies/shows make black and other race jokes. Stop whining or go back to Europe.

[xxjudasxxx]

OBAMA BITCH!!!!!!

[felipeco]

Can anyone explain the Flavor Flav joke?