jesus is really satan cause you will not follow satan, satan has taken on the image of jesus to control you!This is the truth.He was not a nazerine thus explaining that away.Samson and Samuel were the only nazerines in the bible!They avoided corpses, graves ,wine ,grapes and alcohol.Jesus did not avoid any of these things!Why do they push this Nazerine thing cause it explains his long hair uni-sex dualistic Baphomet goat God look! The Baphomet is a hemaphrodite male and female.
quanti ricordi da black clouds e six degrees... i primi album che ho ascoltato prima di ammalarmi definitivamente di "awake" e "when dream and day unite"
jajajaj can you imagine Rudess doing that in the middle of the song in a concert!!! jajajj would be hilarious!! (I said Rudess because when he had long hair he looked like Jesus, this Jesus jajajaja)
@thechainzter Mangini was Steve Vai drummer. And he plays drums in James Labrie's Static Impulse album. Just heard it. He es really amazing and he has a great technique
@innerchaos08 oh, yea i heard that album too, and i really thought the drummer was good. could be a good option. I was thinking about Gavin Harrison, that guy is awesome too. Another name that came to my mind allthough hes done different stuf in hes career is Simon Phillips, former Toto drummer. hes great too, and really think he can adapt to DT style ( i know hes older, but he could do a great job)....
@thechainzter Nooo!!! Please don´t take GH from PT. It's innecesary disarm an Excellent band like Porcupine Tree to fill an empty space in another band. And Simon Phillips it's a great drummer, but I think DT needs a "mad" drummer like Mike Portnoy was :D
@innerchaos08 no, i didnt mean take em prom PT, just borrow em for the new album recording and for the tour. Simon Phillips might be good, he played wit Judas Priest (havnt heard it though), so i think he could get a little mad, despite hes age. The problem is that no matter who steps in no one will make us fans forget Portnoy, hes got no replacement. The good thing is that this could be just a subtitution for a while, till he feels like coming back....
@thechainzter Personally, I don't want Portnoy back to DT. He gives the heavy part to the band, but Systematic Chaos and BC&SL has identical Opeth's sound (too metal, too dark). I hope DT without Portnoy can make an album like Images And Words or like SFAM, more progressive. Anyway, i only hope DT can make a good album, with or without Portnoy
@innerchaos08 when i first heard of Portnoy leaving DT and that they would still record an album, the first thought that came to my mind was Images & Words. I too would like them to go back to that style, I&W is my favorite DT album. The bad thing is that Portnoy was allways the big mind behind DT, along Petrucci and maybe Rudess. Hopefully this could give LaBrie and Myung more space to create stuff too....
@FoziaAbdi they're usually some of the nicest people you'll ever meet it's just they have really low resistance to drink and drugs but on the up side it's nice to see that things are on the rise for them and theres things in place to help that happen for them:D so which part of Canada are you from man? are there any native tribes left in Canada?=]
@FoziaAbdi and yeah man I know it's really really sad they've completely lost touch with their roots, my dads like REALLY into native american history and we have some native friends and one of them is an alcoholic but he's thankfully checked into a rehab clinic so he can sort his problems out:)
@FoziaAbdi haha no way man thats awesome!:) do you get a chance to visit them much? and wow thats really cool about the money they get I had no idea about that, but I suppose thats the least they can do for ruining/destroying their way of life:(
@FoziaAbdi nice try but I'm not American:) I'm English :) and I'm absolutely 110% opposed to the action taken by the white people against the natives of america it was disgusting and completely unfair, if they state they don't mind being called indian then whats the problem? I'll call them whatever they wanna be called wheather thats 'native american' 'indian' 'first nation' it's totally their choice it's not for us to decide or to argue about.
@FoziaAbdi The terminology used to refer to Native Americans is controversial: according to a 1995 US Census Bureau set of home interviews, most of the respondents with an expressed preference refer to themselves as American Indians or Indians(though some may take offense I suppose it depends on the individual) in all fairness i do enjoy a good debate but lets drop the childish insults alright? it's things like that, that ruin youtube for me I didn't insult anyone so theres no need for it.
@Scionwoods I don't understand half the shit Brits say, they don't even pronounce the first half of words most of the time. At least Americans (at least the educated ones) pronounce every syllable. Ok 'arry?
It's completely retarded how perfectly this fits
McDiddy9999 1 week ago
Dance of the Eternity xD
cafekkohardcore 1 week ago
That's probably another proof of dream theater's so called "plagiarism"
...but this time they copied Jesus himself! They're certainly very religious.
long live DT
nicholausdiablo 1 week ago
:D EPIC!!!!!!!!
MXOY99 2 weeks ago
This fits ridiculously well. o.O
Blackberry7620 2 weeks ago 2
Are you serious!? D:
OscarGT25 2 weeks ago
Pay attention, LaBrie.
phahq 1 month ago 11
LOL cant stop laughing haha
jorgebassmaster22 1 month ago 4
haha
what
bangNL94 1 month ago
I am responsible... when anyone anywhere reaches out for help.
Sduibek 2 months ago
@Sduibek I want my hand to be there!
DanielGonzalezC 1 month ago
ha ha ha ha ha ha really wasnt expecting this hahaha
DrHowlingMad 2 months ago
crap
xnomek 2 months ago
wich is this song?
d3vilchild7 2 months ago
@d3vilchild7 Dream Theater's "The Shattered Forest"
frankisfunny2007 2 weeks ago
@frankisfunny2007 Fortress, mate. Fortress. ^.^
myooooz 2 weeks ago
@myooooz yeah, sorry, I have no clue why I put Forest, lol
frankisfunny2007 2 weeks ago
@frankisfunny2007 ;D Was a good laugh nonetheless xD
myooooz 2 weeks ago
How many americans were like "oh sweet" then gor really dissapointed
Ps3Kronos 2 months ago
That's Petrucci dancing The Dance of Eternity...
SHADOWNETXIII 2 months ago 8
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SHADOWNETXIII 2 months ago
Grazieeeeeee!!!!
T3hN00b1n4t0r 2 months ago
ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
AdiMercury 2 months ago
Funny as fuck, mate.
Socioistic 2 months ago
lol
pajertomandangas 2 months ago
Dammit John, go back to your guitar!
CapnKeys 2 months ago
lmfao why is petrucci dancing
DutyPauls 3 months ago 2
Hahahahahaha Jesus is pretty Rad for a white guy
Baal481 3 months ago
Fail
ChrisHaspeck 3 months ago
This made my fucking day! LOL
lhc89 3 months ago
jesus is really satan cause you will not follow satan, satan has taken on the image of jesus to control you!This is the truth.He was not a nazerine thus explaining that away.Samson and Samuel were the only nazerines in the bible!They avoided corpses, graves ,wine ,grapes and alcohol.Jesus did not avoid any of these things!Why do they push this Nazerine thing cause it explains his long hair uni-sex dualistic Baphomet goat God look! The Baphomet is a hemaphrodite male and female.
infonator1 3 months ago
WTF?!!?
This is amazing! I am now scarred for life lol
mshadowsboy 3 months ago
wat.
BLooDCoMPleX 3 months ago
Johnsus Christucci
KyleJPie10 3 months ago
I can't believe how well this syncs XD
timmotjo17 3 months ago 2
I will never be able to unhear this, whether I'm listening to Dream Theater or watching Family Guy.
MrReach17 3 months ago
lol this was funny
83manimal 3 months ago
Genial!! xDDD
Epic win!
ElTioMETAL 3 months ago
jajajaja
ProgresivePrototipe 4 months ago
This is fucking, amazing.
engraveddrummer 4 months ago
hahahahahahahaha
manwithamouth 4 months ago
quanti ricordi da black clouds e six degrees... i primi album che ho ascoltato prima di ammalarmi definitivamente di "awake" e "when dream and day unite"
Fedethedangerous95 4 months ago
Love it!!!!!!!!
dmdollinar08 4 months ago
que mierda es esta meguen la puto padre de familia de los cojones
javierroyogrra 4 months ago
I'm speechless this is just too awesome for words
AltiSYNeziO 4 months ago
This is amazing
DarkArtist 4 months ago
jesus...petrucci's eldest relative
zune153 4 months ago
Che canzone è?? non riesco a riconoscerla... :)
KneeAssault 4 months ago
@KneeAssault
La canzone è "The Shattered Fortress" :)
Valkyr90 4 months ago 7
@Valkyr90 Grazie mille!
KneeAssault 4 months ago
Petrucci, the early years.
WoWZhen 5 months ago
FYI, it's called American English.
Labil32 5 months ago
@Labil32 Because Americans had to make words like "colour" easier to spell.
ScottAndersonYT 5 months ago
When it kicked in at 0:13, I fucking exploded with laughter.
MattPollitt09 5 months ago
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MattPollitt09 5 months ago
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
MrsBillieJoe14 5 months ago
where is labrie? xD
EternalSolitudeOff 5 months ago
Why is Petrucci dancing?
julio13wrathchild 7 months ago 308
@julio13wrathchild He is not dancing.... he is making wing and toching the guitar with it!!!! lol
dethskullcrusher 5 months ago
@julio13wrathchild ROTFLOMB!
prokarallo 2 months ago
that's petrucii!!
ilovemyung 7 months ago 2
godlike
ilovemyung 8 months ago
hilarious hahahahahaha!
ilovemyung 8 months ago
jajajaj can you imagine Rudess doing that in the middle of the song in a concert!!! jajajj would be hilarious!! (I said Rudess because when he had long hair he looked like Jesus, this Jesus jajajaja)
hwarlord08 9 months ago
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hwarlord08 9 months ago
Jesucci
TheYtseJammer1 9 months ago 118
WTF im scared !! lol
CrimsonDrift16 9 months ago
lol wth? lol
Uberboy07 9 months ago
LOL YES LOL AHAHHAAH EPIC WIN
pcgam3r666 10 months ago
Proof that Dream Theater's music is godlike!
matte255 10 months ago 3
Jesus has been singing AND playing drums with Dream Theater since always..
kakilleh 10 months ago
I just laughed my ass off.
CanaanIsSnazy 10 months ago
LOL!!!! Good mounting/edition job. kkkkkkkkkkk
MozFialho 11 months ago
I like dream theater. I like family guy. I thought this was dumb.
MrByumpusa 1 year ago
Jesus understands great music... ;)
MCAmaZ 1 year ago 2
That was not JC, it was JP! Mister John Petrucci!!!!
XD
rogershido 1 year ago 6
Whatever happened to talking about the video?
GeglashTheBabyStompa 1 year ago
hahaha sooo stupid but funnny
FOMFAH2 1 year ago
petrucci = jesus :D
galahad00001 1 year ago
Portnoy didnt quit and is not going to, hes recorded for those fags, and is playing some money gigs and then back to DT, calm down peeps
Masterrese 1 year ago
i cant believe those Drums wont sound like that anymore on Dream Theater!!!!..... am sad!!!!..............
thechainzter 1 year ago
@thechainzter i know =(
clutchac 1 year ago
@thechainzter If Mike Mangini joins DT,those drums goins to sound better than this
innerchaos08 1 year ago
@innerchaos08 Whos Mike Mangini???, is he allready in DT or is it just your wish??.... gonna check on that guy right now....
thechainzter 1 year ago
@thechainzter Mangini was Steve Vai drummer. And he plays drums in James Labrie's Static Impulse album. Just heard it. He es really amazing and he has a great technique
innerchaos08 1 year ago
@innerchaos08 Not quite man. He played on all of LaBrie's previous albums, but there's a new drummer on Static Impulse.
Nonetheless, I want Mangini for DT as well/
RaidonSama 1 year ago
@innerchaos08 oh, yea i heard that album too, and i really thought the drummer was good. could be a good option. I was thinking about Gavin Harrison, that guy is awesome too. Another name that came to my mind allthough hes done different stuf in hes career is Simon Phillips, former Toto drummer. hes great too, and really think he can adapt to DT style ( i know hes older, but he could do a great job)....
thechainzter 1 year ago
@thechainzter Nooo!!! Please don´t take GH from PT. It's innecesary disarm an Excellent band like Porcupine Tree to fill an empty space in another band. And Simon Phillips it's a great drummer, but I think DT needs a "mad" drummer like Mike Portnoy was :D
I repeat: Mike Mangini it's the man :D
innerchaos08 1 year ago
@innerchaos08 no, i didnt mean take em prom PT, just borrow em for the new album recording and for the tour. Simon Phillips might be good, he played wit Judas Priest (havnt heard it though), so i think he could get a little mad, despite hes age. The problem is that no matter who steps in no one will make us fans forget Portnoy, hes got no replacement. The good thing is that this could be just a subtitution for a while, till he feels like coming back....
thechainzter 1 year ago
@thechainzter Personally, I don't want Portnoy back to DT. He gives the heavy part to the band, but Systematic Chaos and BC&SL has identical Opeth's sound (too metal, too dark). I hope DT without Portnoy can make an album like Images And Words or like SFAM, more progressive. Anyway, i only hope DT can make a good album, with or without Portnoy
innerchaos08 1 year ago
@innerchaos08 when i first heard of Portnoy leaving DT and that they would still record an album, the first thought that came to my mind was Images & Words. I too would like them to go back to that style, I&W is my favorite DT album. The bad thing is that Portnoy was allways the big mind behind DT, along Petrucci and maybe Rudess. Hopefully this could give LaBrie and Myung more space to create stuff too....
thechainzter 1 year ago
@thechainzter "Hopefully this could give LaBrie and Myung more space to create stuff too...."
I totally agree with you :)
innerchaos08 1 year ago
omg, he sings so much better than Labrie. he looks similar, though. lol.
rawdolf 1 year ago
OMG! THIS VIDEO MAKES ME WANNA BELIEVE IN JESUS AGAIN! GO METAL JESUS!!!!!
sylvur 1 year ago 3
hahhha lmao xD
Damrod05 1 year ago
how can someone dislike this video
Larxion 1 year ago 4
@FoziaAbdi they're usually some of the nicest people you'll ever meet it's just they have really low resistance to drink and drugs but on the up side it's nice to see that things are on the rise for them and theres things in place to help that happen for them:D so which part of Canada are you from man? are there any native tribes left in Canada?=]
slayerman50 1 year ago
@FoziaAbdi and yeah man I know it's really really sad they've completely lost touch with their roots, my dads like REALLY into native american history and we have some native friends and one of them is an alcoholic but he's thankfully checked into a rehab clinic so he can sort his problems out:)
slayerman50 1 year ago
@FoziaAbdi haha no way man thats awesome!:) do you get a chance to visit them much? and wow thats really cool about the money they get I had no idea about that, but I suppose thats the least they can do for ruining/destroying their way of life:(
slayerman50 1 year ago
@FoziaAbdi nice try but I'm not American:) I'm English :) and I'm absolutely 110% opposed to the action taken by the white people against the natives of america it was disgusting and completely unfair, if they state they don't mind being called indian then whats the problem? I'll call them whatever they wanna be called wheather thats 'native american' 'indian' 'first nation' it's totally their choice it's not for us to decide or to argue about.
slayerman50 1 year ago
@FoziaAbdi The terminology used to refer to Native Americans is controversial: according to a 1995 US Census Bureau set of home interviews, most of the respondents with an expressed preference refer to themselves as American Indians or Indians(though some may take offense I suppose it depends on the individual) in all fairness i do enjoy a good debate but lets drop the childish insults alright? it's things like that, that ruin youtube for me I didn't insult anyone so theres no need for it.
slayerman50 1 year ago
hah funny vid, rocking music, :). LIKED!
Peanutbutterbucket 1 year ago
Its italian.
darknessxx88 2 years ago
LOL. Random and hilarious. Good work !
lordsephiroth222 2 years ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
Lima547 2 years ago
Oh, the miracles of Jesus. XD
EvilFanGirl6666 2 years ago 28
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guitarjarek 2 years ago
American? there is no such thing as a American language, I think your talking about English.
buckie0201 2 years ago 76
@buckie0201
Your wrong, Americans screwed up the English language and thus it an American language and thus England speak English and Americans don't.
Scionwoods 5 months ago
@Scionwoods I don't understand half the shit Brits say, they don't even pronounce the first half of words most of the time. At least Americans (at least the educated ones) pronounce every syllable. Ok 'arry?
mikeyjwf 5 months ago
@mikeyjwf
I don't, through I will once I get my jaw fix... I have a huge overbite that make me unable to pronounce certain words.
Scionwoods 5 months ago
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Dexarkun 4 months ago
@buckie0201 agree... the americans killed their native language and their native people... stupids!
Dexarkun 4 months ago
surely you mean english? or are you talking about one of the many dialects of the native american indians?:P
slayerman50 2 years ago
yeah what is wrong with you, the language is english....... get it right
Blobby417 2 years ago
@guitarjarek haha retard, theres no american language
imthegreatest12345 2 years ago
shut up
guitarjarek 2 years ago
SHUT UP EVERYONE!
me and guitarjarek are teh smartest, we IZ teh only peeplz who speaks AMERICAN.
Palatard 1 year ago
questa è ARTE. prostratevi!
xD
CrimsonKenny92 2 years ago