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  • greattt now i got to go make my friend a drink...

  • thats the first time ive ever had lad during the ad before the video

  • I like that the black guy on says "shit".

  • 4 lokos are awesome wtf ever

  • WTF is 4 loko.

  • @Tamescaper depending on the flavor... it tastes kinda like battery acid with a jolly rancher of the corresponding flavor dissolved... I finished one, for science of course, and my boyfriend told me if I ever drank one again he was leaving me... and as an Irish girl from Wisconsin, I like to think that I hold my liqueur well, I suggest.... hide your car keys from yourself and then try watermelon.

  • @osolukky yeah the watermelon one is pretty good1!! shit maes niggas go Loco tho!

  • Four Loko took the caffeine out of the drink not to long ago. Last night I drank a whole can of one and i was barley tipsy. It tastes good, but other than that it's really not all its cracked up to be.

  • only in america

  • Where do you get these? :(

  • @AyeProgress depends on the state... outlawed in many.

  • fuckit they got me fucked up

  • @Chamcham415, u sir clearly do not watch enough college humor

  • well that ruins my fridays

  • @JigsawPker yo man u still make pk vids?im subscribed but only see ur acc when u comment on stuff lol

  • @gman88ice i was keylogged mate and know im just remakeing my bank atm i have actually done alot im planning on trying to make one im just to poor atm... :/ sorry

  • WHAT THE F#CK AMERICA?!

  • First black guy I've seen in a Collegehumor video

  • MRI machines dont give off radiation thumbs up for being a nerdy tech!

  • @danrhs08 3 gamma radiation sources usually... your not a 'nerdy tech'

  • @somerandomutewb it uses magnetes hense the name M.agnetic R.esinents I.mager

  • @somerandomutewb no gamma radiation sources it uses magnets not gamma

  • @danrhs08 Actually they do give off radiation...it's just not radioactive like X-rays...

  • I'm drinking ocho loko right now

  • Most won't probably believe me, and I'd totally understand. I get the whole premiss about bullshiting because of anonymity, but this is true. I drank two four lokos in an hour time period, and I was totally fine. Hardly buzzed. I guess some people are too pussyshit to handle it.

  • @lewiskyle11 you are the shit

  • they recently took caffeine out of four loko, you can find some of the old ones with the caffeine but it's really hard. so if you drink a four loko it's JUST alcohol so your body isn't in danger, i drank a whole one & didn't even get buzzed. haha, not what it's cracked up to be...

  • But can it give you 400 BABIES!!!!?

  • :announcer: to det the same amount of energy of 1 FOUR LOKO you'd have to drink a redbull and a cup of coffe :Guy: wow thats alot of energy :anouncer: and the four beers

  • @wool770 insted of det its get sorry people

  • Tastes better than vodka and gets you drunk fast. That's all the reasoning I need.

  • this kid died from drinking 4loko at my school last year

  • it was said that drinking one can (the old type from several years back before FDA crackdown) gives the same results as drinking and snorting a small amount of cocaine.

  • have problems with drinking. have one of these. problem solved. You'll be terrified or in prison for life.

  • what the F*#! America lol

  • from the makers of that shitty thing that no one uses :P

  • Gotta love the freaked out black guy...

  • MRI have no radiation so fourloko has no radiation.

  • @Capitanvolume

    i dont think you know what an MRI machine is

  • @magicaIpineapple Magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) is a medical imaging technique used to visualize internal structures. MRI makes use of the property of nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) to image atoms inside the body.

    An MRI machine uses a powerful magnetic field to align the magnetization of some atomic nuclei in the body MRI provides good contrast between the different soft tissues of the body, Unlike CT scans or traditional X-rays, MRI does NOT use ionizing radiation.

  • @Capitanvolume

    oh come on i said on this video a few years ago that MRI's don't cause radiation and everyone told me i was a moron

  • @magicaIpineapple They are all wrong. It's a common misconception. Even college humor fucked up. magnets don't cause radiation. X rays, CT scans and gamma ray machines do.

  • @magicaIpineapple .... i dont think you know what an MRI machine is

  • yo i drank three of those and then i woke up in my bed sick as fuck

    that was the last time i drank over 2 years ago

  • Tastes like shitty boxed wine. I had to go chug a bottle of jack to burn the taste of ass out of my mouth.

  • I'm sooo going to stock up on 4-Loko...

  • If I were that guy, I would drink it; I mean, he IS Nicholas Cage's agent.

  • What people don't realize is that having alcohol, which slows your heart rate, and having something like an energy drink, which increases your heart rate, is a very dangerous combination.

  • @401dog so if you have 4 loko your heart won't know what to do

  • @awsomedude352 put it this way drink enough of the stuff u will actually have a heart attack, the alcohol wants to suppress heart rate while the energy drink wants to increase hate rate, the two side fight and the heart gives up.

  • @awsomedude352 It allows you to drink more without passing out or throwing up, which is your body's natural way of defending against alcohol poisoning. Therefore you drink so much that you die.

  • @401dog im not sure if ur british but here four loko isnt really well known and wen we had a cop come in to school to talk to us about alcohol i had to educate her on four loko

  • @theT2theY2theLER snitch

  • @401dog Doesn't balance it out?

  • @usuckbad2 Nope it just confuses the body a bit

  • @usuckbad2 No, It allows you to drink more without passing out or throwing up, which is your body's natural way of defending against alcohol poisoning. The symptoms of poisoning don't appear. Therefore you drink so much that you die.

  • @usuckbad2

    in the same way that taking magic mushrooms balances out breaking your legs

  • Combining alcohol and caffeine isn't dangerous at all. Seriously people, there's been trials on this shit. Get over it.

  • @Luckmann When your heart explodes, tell me that again.

  • @Luckmann The funny part is is that there is... Have you ever seen a dude drunk off his ass and high on Coke? Cocaine = Stimulant.

  • @Luckmann You, sir, are fucking retarded. The amount of alcohol and caffeine in four loko is fucking ridiculous.

  • @401dog oh god now i feel like im gonna die...i drank like 4 yegger bombs...oh god...LOL

  • @123LilSerb123

    "yegger bombs" .. you're fucking retarded haha

  • @401dog BECAUSE ITS AWESOME!

  • @401dog People know it. They just do it anyway.

  • @401dog wow, epic meal time do this all the time. I didn't know it was dangerous.

  • this drink must be banned because i do not want wide awake drunk drivers that could black out at any minute. this drink is being targeted to minors and has very addictive chemicals in it. that is why the u.s. government should force down a mandate through the states throats to ban this absolutely horrible drink.

  • @awsomedude352 Oh right, let's spend more tax payer money on enforcing stupid shit just because somebody might get hurt. Yeah that makes a lot of cents, let's put ourselves further into debt and give away more freedoms.

  • @walmartpimp2 so you support this drink being targeted towards minors. You really don't care about the people do you and people won't just get hurt they're gonna die because so do you want to be in the morgue because some drunk rammed into you at 70 mph. sense is not the same thing as cents. heres one way to get out of debt increase the damn taxes. the u.s. will being reeling in cash to spend on anything it wants. if you can't get that then you are dumber than bush.

  • @awsomedude352 I didn't know anybody was this stupid. You sir, blew my mind.

  • @DarkJafar1 the only stupid people here is the greedy corporation that made the crap. i mean who on this earth does everything in their power to kill off their customers

  • @awsomedude352 Anybody with common sense would know not to down the **** out of these when they have alcohol/caffeine in them. And if they don't, the "greedy corporations" are doing the world a favor by removing these people off the planet.

  • @DarkJafar1

    lol social Darwinist

    what's it like being the scum of the earth

  • college kids call the drink black out in a can.

  • 8=D

  • it's not that bad to drink one and just one at a time

  • They actually taste pretty good. 

  • It isn't that bad... I thought it was pretty good actually. I didn't get that drunk either.

  • LOL ah well... I drink them VERY rarely if I don't feel like drinking a lot. 

  • MRI scans don't give out any radiation at all...just sayin.

  • @IMB2U they do, but it's completely harmless non-ionizing radiation. now if they had said "sleep in a flouroscopy machine for six months" NOW WE'RE TALKING!!!

  • i want some.

  • ron paul 2012!

  • They took out the caffeine and the rest of the "energy" ingredients, just like Sparks did....Its good mixed with Devil Springs vodka :D hehehehe

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  • I wanna know how it tastes. Im not american :<

  • @ONeilTD Grape Four Loko = grape arizona + rubbing alcohol that's how it tastes.

    but people don't buy it because it tastes good if you know what i mean. ;)

  • fun sucker...

  • IF fourloko was my company, I WHOULD SUE THE SH#T OUT OF THESE GUYS!!!

  • FUCK THAT FOUR LOCOZ THE SHIT

  • Like this status if epic meal time brought u here

  • @AkatsukiTrueWarrior status? its called a comment you facebook fiend

  • @wolfgang169 -_-"

  • I want one!

  • So Did The FDA, SUCKERS!

  • as a former four loko fan i can say that s$%^ WILL F YOU UP! me and my mom would pound em back like there was no tomorrow. she would still be up and wanting another, id be on the floor begging for mercy like i did when i was younger and got ALL F's on my damn report card. she always made me finish. "dont buy shit you can't finish boy".

    actual quote

  • 4 loko tastes good though lol

    

  • just drink monster like a normal person :/ ......

  • Haha fuck that, 4loko still gets me fucked up. I'll still drink that shit

  • LETS GET JACKED UP AND DRUNK

  • @Iheardtrollingispro Lets not and say we didn't

  • Ohmygod. I can't even. It's so funny!

  • Haha, now I know why these are illegal in my country!

  • There...Not...Kidding

  • 8O 4Real OMG is all that Junk in a four loko!? I always drink those :0 Oh man.. I'm Going 2 Die

  • mri doesn't produce radiation...

  • @rayads786 Actually an MRI stands for Magnetic Resonance Imaging and uses the technique of scanning your body known as nuclear magnetic resonance which is a low yield radiation pumped through your body. not harmful a few times a year but sleeping in it everyday for 6 months (approx. 180 days) would not be good for you.

  • @Sparqz101 It's non-ionizing radiation, though. it's a different form of radiation, low yield, from the other end of the spectrum. truth be told, I have no idea what the effects would be, all factors considered

  • i drank 4 red bulls and im still tired. :/

  • @Dynamitepie1 Know what cures dreariness? FUCKIN SLEEP, ASSHOLES!

  • @XD4Lifeington you may have need sleep at that point.

  • What the fuck, America!!

  • Going Lokoooo for dem Lokosss

  • MRIs use magnetism to resolve images, not radiation. Now if you guys said CT, then this would be hilarious!!!

  • four loko=bloody new years piss from 7 cans.....soml

  • 1:31 Thats my car! VolkSWAGen CC baby (; lol

  • isn't four loko banned in most places?

  • @LINDSAYLIKEOMG

    No they banned the old four loko. The new four loko is toned down, not as bad as the old one

  • I love Four Loko. I use Four Loko when I play beer pong cause I'm not a huge beer fan.

  • @Cory72591 uh, how often do you play beer pong?

  • first time drinking i drank two of those..by 3 pm i had peed on furniture passed out and was in the back of a cop car looking at a 100 dollar fine and 3 classes either i cant hold my liquor or that shits evil

  • meanwhile in africa

  • dont think ill ever drink a four loko again lol

  • @TFGLiteracy fuck you some people do, so go drink a couple of cases of 4 Loko.Sca-Douche bag

  • This is a real drink!!!??? O_o

  • i live in belgium, we don't have it, but i would like to drink it, just once :)

  • @MrThomasVen don't... its... just awful

  • hahahah the guitar squeal

  • Haha oh man i remember when i first found out about these. Worst couple months ever.

  • When the Black guys says shit, winning.

  • this.

  • @jumpMATTjump wow, somebody is a little too defensive about their drink choice ;D It's just a joke man, relax. :D

  • everyone just shut the fuck up and do some research. four loko used to be bad for you cuz it was a mix of an alcoholic drink WITH ingredients found in energy drinks. FDA made them take out the energy drink ingredients which makes it a normal alcoholic drink just like any other. they had a choice, either that or they would have to take it off the market... i bet half of u morons go around telling ppl not to drink it or they would die...

  • @jumpMATTjump lulz. get madder. how much is 4homo's paying you?

  • I was eating a cheeseburger while watching this (coincidental, huh), and I choked when at 0:34 - 0:40 xD

  • Just showed this to my roomie that drinks 4Loko on the regular. I laughed hysterically, she however, did not.

  • @tatersgonnabake four loko isnt what it used to be anymore, its just a normal alcoholic now, FDA made them take out all the energy stuff cuz it was bad for people

  • im offended.....four loko is AMAZING D:<

  • four loko people

  • press zero for ENERGY BOOZE!!!!!!

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  • i drnik lkie fuor of tehse a wek nd i seem 2 b jsut fnie

  • @ironm4id3n

    icwatudidtharlol

  • @ironm4id3n LMFAO

  • @ironm4id3n You win. At life.

  • @MuseIsBeest lol i really didnt think my post would be that popular hahaha, thanks though man.. winning at life is important to me

  • Okay, I think this commercial's convinced me to never have a loko again. I always, always black out when I drink them, especially when I drink multiple, and each one is like 900 calories... fuck that.

  • my ad at the beginning's starting line was 'i used to be so forign' for a weight watchers ad (yes a supposed forigner did say it) so theoretically WW is worst than four loko

    WW- world war OR weight watchers

  • Cheeseburgers and paint chips, mmmmm...

    

  • Milk fat is ice-cream.

  • @Nightmoch No, ice cream is frozen cream.

  • I had 2......back to back.....I regret it

  • Im in love with this video.

  • Im with the advertiser: WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA!

  • love the ska music lol

  • this things used to be the shit before they took out all the energy stuff...now they suck

  • Wtf American

  • I LOVE VINNY <3

  • why don't you guys make fun of cigars/cigaretes/tabaco ingenral. cuz it does more damage than four loko cuz drink four of thoughs y te pones loco xD

  • Is that real

  • @MrMattroxx yes lmao

  • @MrMattroxx yup real drink

  • MRI machines use magnets.. not radiation

  • The last time I drank four loco, I became so drunk that I fell asleep in front of a crack house. I woke up at 3:30 am still drunk and had to walk home in a fucked up neighborhood. Oh, and it was raining. I think I drank 3 four locos that night. That was November 30. I haven't touched a four loco since.

  • Well they took the cafeine away from it, so its not dangerous anymore. I took the old 4 loko, it really gets u up when you drink it really fast, and it gets you so drunk when you drink 3 to 4 of them. Oh btw, neither MRI nor fMRI involve radiation.

  • My health teacher showed us this lol

  • I drank 4 loko and hennessy one night...brought out my inner lezzie

  • @SenkoPenko lol

    

  • 4LOKO FUCKS YOU UP! HANDS DOWN DRUNKEST IV EVER BEEN WAS ON THAT SHIT IT WAS VERY UNPLESEANT

  • And Marijuana is illegal...

  • @Ibledue Nobody cares.