a true sith needs no premishion to be a sith lord they beleve and follow the sith teachings often eradacateing all other sith that wont join them or even if they join them however that being said tom cruise whouldent make a very good sith...
@florenmage Opra is no more a jedi master than the cow what tried to come back More Powerful Than You Could Imagine and take vengeance on the Beef Industry by forcing her to duel them in legal combat.
If she were a Jedi Master, she would have convinced Ellen Degeneres that nobody save for a Sith would conquer the galaxy together with her.
Tom Cruise is more like an Ewok instead of a Sith Lord. You know, he's short, furry, and the babble that comes out of his mouth only makes sense to the robot.
Seriously....this had me doubled over with laughter. The puppet is great. The voice is great. The dialogue is fantstic. And Palpatine "humming" the Imperial March at the beginning has me crying with laughter.
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dogezon 1 year ago
Tom Cruise got so owned in this video.
narukofan2 1 year ago
a true sith needs no premishion to be a sith lord they beleve and follow the sith teachings often eradacateing all other sith that wont join them or even if they join them however that being said tom cruise whouldent make a very good sith...
florenmage 1 year ago
tom cruse is totaly a sith lord he killed jedi master opra winfry in that video=P
florenmage 1 year ago
@florenmage Opra is no more a jedi master than the cow what tried to come back More Powerful Than You Could Imagine and take vengeance on the Beef Industry by forcing her to duel them in legal combat.
If she were a Jedi Master, she would have convinced Ellen Degeneres that nobody save for a Sith would conquer the galaxy together with her.
N0hN4me 1 year ago
@N0hN4me hahaha that was well writen =)
florenmage 1 year ago
"When he woke up, he touched the huge lump on his forehead & thought it was a chocolate milkshake"
I've never laughed so hard at an Ask Palpatine.
Thank you, Sith Lord, for reigning great laughter upon your humble subjects. Premo episode.
agentadvocate 2 years ago
"You have to be able to do anything . . ."
That's what the Scientology camps are for. They turn you into a superhero.
Cyrathil 2 years ago
-.-''''''
DARKMBX 2 years ago
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that was stupid.
p4v1l0ndrumm3r 2 years ago
"good job sith lord. your keeping everyone scared like you should be."
haha this is good
dachandepred 2 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha i love this.But the part when tom cruise touches the bump on his forehead and he thinks its a chocolate milkshake really spoke to me.
weirdlightsaber44 2 years ago
Is it me or is the Emperor getting more wrinkly as he talks?! XD
Trevor1311 2 years ago
It is true, he is indeed not a sith lord....thank xenu for that... whew
phan1313 3 years ago
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you fuck your mind sound homo
walangbaon 3 years ago
sith lords are mor brawn then brain to me but darth siteous was rilly smart
xlrwolf10 3 years ago
....and patient, I wouldn't have expected a Sith to wait so long, they're normally so impulsive.
Trevor1311 2 years ago
Darth REvan was really, really more smart than any of the sith
Walrusey234 2 years ago
Oh,it's Colbert?
dunskie 3 years ago
Where do I know this voice from?
HILARIOUS.
dunskie 3 years ago
No. Tom Cruise is worse than a Sith Lord; he's a Scientologist.
Sanguiluna 3 years ago 43
He Must be delt with and be wiped off the face of the earth
commanderchurch 3 years ago 8
HAhaha awesome!!
kingaj100 3 years ago
he is right about tom cruise though he is not a sith lord and ehh sorry for being so direct palpatine is awesome
BeatLizad 3 years ago
hahaha, brain damage ^.^ ; but really they have high standar's ^_^
SoMeikyuu 3 years ago
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he is a Sith Plapatine is lying!
marioslost 3 years ago
haha that owned tom cruise
Zakktoad1 3 years ago 16
lol he had brain damage he fought it was a milkshake
merules1 3 years ago 6
we have standards
lol
commandolam 3 years ago 6
jadehorse77 ahahahahah almost funnier than the video XD (god damn Tom Cruise and his underground bunker)
UnholyKatarsis66 3 years ago 3
"We have standards."
YES!
RepublicPosterBoy 3 years ago 5
good job sith lord
butlercorp 3 years ago 4
"... only it Kicked tom cruise in the head and gave him brain damage!" HAHAHA That was priceless.
solosymphony 3 years ago 9
Palpatine humming the Imperial March is PRICELESS!
ZorkFox 3 years ago 6
lol
STKisCOOLIO 3 years ago
lol so awesome
zeevicky5000 3 years ago 3
These videos are awesome!
sgtchicken 3 years ago
Tom Cruise is more like an Ewok instead of a Sith Lord. You know, he's short, furry, and the babble that comes out of his mouth only makes sense to the robot.
jadehorse77 3 years ago 28
best use of the word 'milkshake' in the past year.
lothrazar 3 years ago 5
That was once again..crazy funny. Wonderful.
NaraChan87 3 years ago
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nice people watch my vids
CrazyLazerKid 3 years ago
wooowoooooo that was ace
JAm3zYOung 4 years ago
I love the music!
Brilliant job, very funny...
Spytrx 4 years ago
OMFG too funny! Waaaaaaaaaahahaha. Thx!
Xenuspawn 4 years ago 5
"Ask A Ninja" meets Ed the Sock?
Funny stuff!! Two thumbs up!!!
jademm 4 years ago
LOL, great job
z3link 4 years ago
I have a wired sense of humor. The part about Tom being a sometimes lifelike robot was way too funny for me.
8488463p0wnd 4 years ago 2
Thanks!
mrhogg 4 years ago
I voted no
darthspliff 4 years ago
that was great. love the singging imbetween
decemberangel777 4 years ago 2
Nice ^^
EmporerPalpatine 4 years ago
That was hilarious. Great job.
kellyahern 4 years ago
I think I'd rather talk to Emperor Palpatine than Tom Cruise.
:/
How messed up is that.
PiratePuppetMelba 4 years ago 6
lightning deaths better then crazy scientology
coco3245 4 years ago 3
You dare utter my name?
EmporerPalpatine 4 years ago 5
Dun Dun Dun Dunnnnn!
8488463p0wnd 4 years ago
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you misspelled your own title
HighPraetar 3 years ago
give the guy a break he is busy trying to make these vids he can not perfect everythin while he is this busy
BeatLizad 3 years ago
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don't negative vote my comment just because I was trying to help out
HighPraetar 3 years ago
ok ok my mistake
BeatLizad 3 years ago
Too damn funny. I nearly fell out of my chair watching this one. Great job.
dalekkiller123 4 years ago 2
lmao
Such a great video. Now I'll have to watch them all.
Palpatine ftw!
PiratePuppetMelba 4 years ago
love ur vids!
kobra0190 4 years ago
I like this ^^
Twistedmihailo 4 years ago
OMG Hilarious!!
Thanks so much!
cedry123 4 years ago 2
Seriously....this had me doubled over with laughter. The puppet is great. The voice is great. The dialogue is fantstic. And Palpatine "humming" the Imperial March at the beginning has me crying with laughter.
rosttercel 4 years ago 9
Thanks, I'm really glad you liked it so much!
mrhogg 4 years ago
Man, your voice is fun-ny!!!!!!!
LMAO
quotagirl 4 years ago 6
Thanks!
mrhogg 4 years ago