Is Tom Cruise a Sith Lord? - Ask Palpatine #5

[dogezon]

?!!!

[narukofan2]

Tom Cruise got so owned in this video.

[florenmage]

a true sith needs no premishion to be a sith lord they beleve and follow the sith teachings often eradacateing all other sith that wont join them or even if they join them however that being said tom cruise whouldent make a very good sith...

[florenmage]

tom cruse is totaly a sith lord he killed jedi master opra winfry in that video=P

[N0hN4me]

@florenmage Opra is no more a jedi master than the cow what tried to come back More Powerful Than You Could Imagine and take vengeance on the Beef Industry by forcing her to duel them in legal combat.

If she were a Jedi Master, she would have convinced Ellen Degeneres that nobody save for a Sith would conquer the galaxy together with her.

[florenmage]

@N0hN4me hahaha that was well writen =)

[agentadvocate]

"When he woke up, he touched the huge lump on his forehead & thought it was a chocolate milkshake"

I've never laughed so hard at an Ask Palpatine.

Thank you, Sith Lord, for reigning great laughter upon your humble subjects. Premo episode.

[Cyrathil]

"You have to be able to do anything . . ."

That's what the Scientology camps are for. They turn you into a superhero.

[DARKMBX]

-.-''''''

[dachandepred]

"good job sith lord. your keeping everyone scared like you should be."

haha this is good

[weirdlightsaber44]

ha ha ha ha ha i love this.But the part when tom cruise touches the bump on his forehead and he thinks its a chocolate milkshake really spoke to me.

[Trevor1311]

Is it me or is the Emperor getting more wrinkly as he talks?! XD

[phan1313]

It is true, he is indeed not a sith lord....thank xenu for that... whew

[xlrwolf10]

sith lords are mor brawn then brain to me but darth siteous was rilly smart

[Trevor1311]

....and patient, I wouldn't have expected a Sith to wait so long, they're normally so impulsive.

[Walrusey234]

Darth REvan was really, really more smart than any of the sith

[dunskie]

Oh,it's Colbert?

[dunskie]

Where do I know this voice from?

HILARIOUS.

[Sanguiluna]

No. Tom Cruise is worse than a Sith Lord; he's a Scientologist.

[commanderchurch]

He Must be delt with and be wiped off the face of the earth

[kingaj100]

HAhaha awesome!!

[BeatLizad]

he is right about tom cruise though he is not a sith lord and ehh sorry for being so direct palpatine is awesome

[SoMeikyuu]

hahaha, brain damage ^.^ ; but really they have high standar's ^_^

[marioslost]

he is a Sith Plapatine is lying!

[Zakktoad1]

haha that owned tom cruise

[merules1]

lol he had brain damage he fought it was a milkshake

[commandolam]

we have standards

lol

[UnholyKatarsis66]

jadehorse77 ahahahahah almost funnier than the video XD (god damn Tom Cruise and his underground bunker)

[RepublicPosterBoy]

"We have standards."

YES!

[butlercorp]

good job sith lord

[solosymphony]

"... only it Kicked tom cruise in the head and gave him brain damage!" HAHAHA That was priceless.

[ZorkFox]

Palpatine humming the Imperial March is PRICELESS!

[STKisCOOLIO]

lol

[zeevicky5000]

lol so awesome

[sgtchicken]

These videos are awesome!

[jadehorse77]

Tom Cruise is more like an Ewok instead of a Sith Lord. You know, he's short, furry, and the babble that comes out of his mouth only makes sense to the robot.

[lothrazar]

best use of the word 'milkshake' in the past year.

[NaraChan87]

That was once again..crazy funny. Wonderful.

[JAm3zYOung]

wooowoooooo that was ace

[Spytrx]

I love the music!

Brilliant job, very funny...

[Xenuspawn]

OMFG too funny! Waaaaaaaaaahahaha. Thx!

[jademm]

"Ask A Ninja" meets Ed the Sock?

Funny stuff!! Two thumbs up!!!

[z3link]

LOL, great job

[8488463p0wnd]

I have a wired sense of humor. The part about Tom being a sometimes lifelike robot was way too funny for me.

[mrhogg]

Thanks!

[darthspliff]

I voted no

[decemberangel777]

that was great. love the singging imbetween

[EmporerPalpatine]

Nice ^^

[kellyahern]

That was hilarious. Great job.

[PiratePuppetMelba]

I think I'd rather talk to Emperor Palpatine than Tom Cruise.

:/

How messed up is that.

[coco3245]

lightning deaths better then crazy scientology

[EmporerPalpatine]

You dare utter my name?

[8488463p0wnd]

Dun Dun Dun Dunnnnn!

[HighPraetar]

you misspelled your own title

[BeatLizad]

give the guy a break he is busy trying to make these vids he can not perfect everythin while he is this busy

[HighPraetar]

don't negative vote my comment just because I was trying to help out

[BeatLizad]

ok ok my mistake

[dalekkiller123]

Too damn funny. I nearly fell out of my chair watching this one. Great job.

[PiratePuppetMelba]

lmao

Such a great video. Now I'll have to watch them all.

Palpatine ftw!

[kobra0190]

love ur vids!

[Twistedmihailo]

I like this ^^

[cedry123]

OMG Hilarious!!

Thanks so much!

[rosttercel]

Seriously....this had me doubled over with laughter. The puppet is great. The voice is great. The dialogue is fantstic. And Palpatine "humming" the Imperial March at the beginning has me crying with laughter.

[mrhogg]

Thanks, I'm really glad you liked it so much!

[quotagirl]

Man, your voice is fun-ny!!!!!!!

LMAO

[mrhogg]

Thanks!