Vlog #9: End of the world! Rapture! again...

[furious4543]

LOL i didn't even know that the world was going to end on the 21st XD That was actually two days after my birthday!

[ARXTIK]

what is the name of the song at the beginning!?!?!!

[beaxteousness]

Maybe the Mayans got arthritis and couldn't keep going. D:

[Byissexy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Laughed so hard at the end XD

[yachiru96]

my new favorite youtuber xDD ur friggin hilarious LOL

[limedesi4]

the handjob thing, was that a Russel Peters reference? lol

[tatertotlol101]

Mabey if the white ppl hadn't killed the Mayans they would of finished their calender and the urf wouldnt be "ending" hmmmmm......? :3

[starcastically]

@tatertotlol101 ... you know the Mayan calendar doesn't end, right? It goes in a circle.

[animeaddictionchic]

@starcastically then why are people sayin it gonna end on 2012? confusin O_o

[starcastically]

@animeaddictionchic Because they don't have the good sense to go look it up themselves.

[FasTReAcTi0nZz]

Omg dude your amazingly funny!!! I have to pause every video a least once otherwise I miss what happens coz I'm laughing !

[ckwlsdnr2]

i, i cant breathe.. too... much... laughing...

[shintasic]

This was so funny oh fuck my sides

[laCathiee]

LOL watching this in 2012 XDDDD *applauds to david*

[CodModderWaitThere]

I thought the myans just ran out of rock to engrave in xD

[asianallday1023]

BITCH we run!!!!!

[cheeseUout]

i died on 2012. it sucked

[aznbboycraft]

WHY YOU VIDEOS HAVE NO 1,000,00 VIEWS?

[ShuheiMatsumotoMusic]

I love it when the camera changes and you say "FOOL YOU MEAN RATOR?" .... same with your headache and resume jokes. Keep doing that. it kills me everytime!

[Shiimochi]

@ShuheiMatsumotoMusic as David would say "FOOL YOU MEAN RAPTOR?!"

[phillysteakncheese]

how come just ur forehead is tan

[xoxogirlyy]

i fucking love watching your videos.

[LoveForChinaForava]

that 6pm shit is real!!!! hahaha

[Kevster129]

@celtno1 The world would be worth living in if there were more people like him who don't give a fuck what ignorant assholes likes you say.

[celtno1]

@Kevster129 If you say so.. fuckface

[Kevster129]

@celtno1 Ah the arrogance of today's society. Have fun living the rest of your miserable life dude.

[hotfastROBLOX]

1:23 = Whut dur HayundJawb?

[leekhawilliams]

THANK YOU!!!I dont think the world will ever end,but it will change....and also i was born in 2000 yay for dragons

[zetsuboushita1000]

well only problem left is to get people to wake up and realize there aint no such thing as santa claus or god lmfao , and we should be headed in the right direction wonder how many more years thats gona take , any predictions on that one? xD

[TheCheungo]

U gonna die wit me bitch! Aha

[brc2thelimit]

You know what's funny? May 21 was on my birthday :P

I wanted to see this "Judgement Day" happen (knew it was fake lol) and did not happen :D

SO the ONLY way I will believe the world is ending is a zombie outbreak, occurring on 12/25 through 12/31 2012, like Resident Evil aha. Again...not gonna happen >.<b

[dragonsbut]

LOL Australia would experience it first cause we are around 1 day ahead of US!

[k3LK]

I don't think I've LOLed at a video this much in a while....

[TheBappul]

what the handjob?!

[battousai12345]

I usually don't brag, but since I was born I have personally survived FIVE doomsday scenario. I mean, yeah, awesome, right? I mean no else is a survivalist like I am (if you don't count the other 6 billion survivalists...)

[PET3RRULEZ]

The sun was bright as shit when it was 6pm where i was :P

[MySungminOppa]

The Raptor part got me laughing soooo bad :D

[THEEmaydrew]

@MySungminOppa Same here, I cant breathe from laughter!

[vincentblast29]

thumbs up if you like the cookie monster

[xziong]

It isn't really the end of the world. it is the end of Civilization, but man, you are funny lol

[Unb0rnify]

damn you got natural talent in humor and making people laugh xD

[shindude5]

Just a point.... they made the calendar that predicted lunar eclipses and solar eclipses cuz they had nothing better to do than sacrifices, farming, and looking up at the sky all day. So they were good at that but when something they didn't know came along, the scary white dudes, they didn't know who they were and justified them as gods. lol

[BatmanbinSuperman12]

The Mayan calender was carved from stone. At one point they must have got tired making it. They listed like a bunch of years.

[xxOnIonExx]

LMAO =] Good shyt mayun so original.. P.S not the end of the world its said to be a new beginning and a new calender but they were all enslaved and killed off before getting to it jaja

[ShadowEclipse5508]

Godzilla comes and swipe up your babies and women ;)

[TheTurtleVillage]

Oh my goodness, you remind me SO much of Bobby Lee from Mad TV.

[ChodeFlavored]

You should advertise your videos more, you deserve to be number 1 in youtube comedy :]

[lindseymarie1498]

soo i think that you are now one of my favorite youtubers. all of YTF is up there too and your friend Chun Lee! ahaha

[TROLOLHAX]

wat da handjob? nuffing happen!

[3LimbedHero]

I fucking died laughing when he said, "Dinosaurs are coming back?"

[yuppppx]

" :50 yo word? dinosaurs are coming back? " aahahah

[natsumeflame]

sad how the world just ended like that...=(

[ClumsyRum]

Remember! The Mayans also believed that we were made of corn! Isn't that just retarded? :D

[killacam2644]

why the fuck have you nto made a video with timothydelaghetto yet???

[BeenThereDonethat000]

FTW!!! The mayans did predict their ending!!!anyways LOL funny shit tho!!

[MsMoochie3]

RAPTOR !!! lol

[Fashiongirl131518]

tee hee hee u funny :)) u just made my day :))

[KatGoesRawr16]

I was gone at "FOOL YOU MEAN RAPTOR!?" I can't breathe aha

[123456789applesause]

No one knows the day nor the hour 😃

[bengregmarcspud]

ima slap the yellow off the next persons teeth who says the world gonna end soon

[randomposts901]

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[maybalyn]

Wooahhh i never thought about the time difference thing....that is so true. lol i like your reasoning. :)

[TheAhmedking1]

What I don't get is how can scientist read some bull shit on a wall in a different language that we can't read. HUH?!?! I mean serious look at the facts we are read something we can read.

[pointlessaccount100]

when he said dinosaurs were coming back i really almost had a heart attack lmao

[royraymund]

@Soopapanda magic.

[otaku0219]

tbh, i think ur way funnier than Nigahiga, Kevjumba, Ray William Johnson, Smosh,...

the list goes on....

[RaleighDaLion]

@otaku0219 Hes hella funny!!! xD

[A4k2i0]

@otaku0219 NigaHiga and Ray are not even funny but KevJumba's DAD beats all.

[otaku0219]

@A4k2i0 lolz i only said KevJumba but OMIGOSH YESH. i'm sorry David but there's no way you can replace PapaJumba (in my heart)

[myusername94]

@otaku0219 RWJ shouldn't even be on the list. All he does is make random comments over popular videos..

[sykness1]

@otaku0219 way more funnier !!!

[otaku0219]

1:24 omb the face !!!! xDD

[ziqi92]

are you gonna do another video when winter solstice rolls around this year?

[lp0743]

rapture=.......RAPTOR?! laughed my eyes out

[parody914]

2000 world didnt end but9/11 happend

[parody914]

OMG ILLUMINATI GOSH I CAN SAY OVER AND OVER

LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[lildeval21]

this foo is funny

[FallingSky7]

I can't wait to die

[super643d]

:feelbro:

[RunningKeepsMeSain]

LOL

[MugiwaraNoRufy1]

who is watching this in 2012? :D

[Luvmusic1299]

@MugiwaraNoRufy1 i watch it over and over again. david id hilarious!

[mezothelegond]

@MugiwaraNoRufy1 mua

[oncore41]

@MugiwaraNoRufy1 everybody in the world dumbfuck

[Buckertoe]

@MugiwaraNoRufy1 No, I am watching this in 100 B.C on my iStone.

[justDxL]

Most Memorable birthday ever...i turned 14 on the day they said its the end of the world...ahah

[DevilsXAngels123]

THE WORLD ENDS WHEN THE SUN GOES OUT 

[asuara55]

yeaah its 2012 we da awesome yeah nobody died with u ;D

[JessesanMan]

Maybe the calender ended then because they were killed while they were STILL WORKING ON IT.

World's gonna end someday, we just don't know when or why. Maybe the sun will expand and surround it. Maybe aliens will attack. Maybe it'll blow up. Maybe some dumbass Dr. Evil will freeze. Or maybe God will just say "Okay kids that's enough. Time to go" And we have to go.

[CeeJayEeeDee]

Yeah, just like SothE700k said. People just assumed cause they ended the calendar there that the world was destined to end on December 21, 2011... I watched a whole show just about this, aha. But Soth's comment pretty much summed up everything I was going to say..

[FlameMetalRoy]

2:40 - hilarious! "Maybe if I turn this way. . .perfect."

[asuara55]

yeeeah everyone will die with david bitch xD

[IluvKirito]

As a Christian, I felt really sad for those people that thought the Rapture was coming that day, bc the Bible says no one but God, not even JESUS, knows when the world is going to end, sooooo anyone on this earth who tries to predict the end of the world is incorrect and everything they say on the particular subject is irrelevant bc chances are, all they're trying to do is scam people and take their money or get 15 minutes of pseudo-fame...lol. So sad.

[FuwaTanken]

I actually clicked on this video thinking that he was talking about raptors coming back...

[GurtPFrobe]

ya who cares what the mayans said

[dchenviolinist]

@MsEtoile16 It's 2011...

[MsEtoile16]

@dchenviolinist wow I've just had my first blonde moment lol

[MsEtoile16]

You know why is it that Asian Americans sound so black. I mean Im not complaining I kind've like it but I've noticed that a lot.

[shortazn97]

@MsEtoile16 I know people say it sounds black, but it doesn't at the same time. But I think it's just growing up in the states, I suppose.

[IluvKirito]

@MsEtoile16 It's funny, bc I never actually noticed that he or anyone else sounds 'black' (which btw, is not really an accurate statement, bc you don't have to be a certain race to talk a certain way, it all depends on the area and the people you grew up around) until they or someone else actually mentioned it lol Maybe it's bc I grew up around people that talk that way or idk, but I just never noticed it before xD

[MsEtoile16]

@IluvKirito Your right on that and it wasn't an accurate statement it just stereotypically speaking that's how many people judge the speak of black Americans in the U.S.A so when other people here others speak like that they always say "he sounds ghetto" or "he sounds black" So I suppose I'll use a different term as to not offend others. Though I have to admit I'm black and I don't talk that way at all.

[niamtxiv]

@MsEtoile16

WTF? you mean black sound like Asian?

[BeatsOutDBricks]

May 21st was the beginning of spiritual awakening, 2012 is the climax year were negative occurrences would be at its largest, what the mayan, the bible, hieroglyphics, the Hopi describe is a time of Dramatic change were nature will be interrupted, Money controls the worlds, our economy is in a declining state, your minds are being mindfucked by television, the s 1867 bill, its all happening ma niggha, wake the fuck up and protest, remember everything in exsistence is symply a vibration JustSayin

[jjchang310]

What duh handjob! Notding happened!

[legoboy1stlgn]

This is just in Osama Bin Laden is DEAD oh, wait never mind hes still alive from the end of the world and hey how am i still alive oh yeah that's right i'm Osama Bin Laden!

[legoboy1stlgn]

This is just in Osama Bin Laden is no dead oh Wait, never mind hes alive oh what nope hes dead!

[xxxMelodyOfDawnxxx]

i almost believed you when you said that in beginning!!!!

[werewolf15orlando]

"What the handjob" I laughed so hard, I ended up spitting all over my screen

[bubblebella16]

what da handjob is my new saying

[ShauneeCL]

OMFG 0:00-0:7 I SCREAAAMED. i was about to do some durastic shit. lol

[IndianChild101]

*looks at watch then at clock*

What da Handjob?! Noting happaned!

[AssassinSkills]

@IndianChild101 Yeah, thanks for repeating what he said. I almost forgot.

[mouaynicholas]

wat dur HANDJOB DUR HAPPAN?!

[mouaynicholas]

LOL the ending was epic

[Allmyuglychildren]

Lol hahahhah soo true this is what i think@davidsocomedy omg so true why would people think this shizzz omg lol u are so true

[lizycleme]

David, i have been watching all your videos until now. you should respect other cultures even if their predictions are wrong or not, i though you were better than this, i guess not. I am sure more than one person feels the same after hearing your stupid comments about the Mayans. and i know you are very funny looking and all but i guess is youtube. too bad, you have great talent.... Peace...

[DadOfNature]

Nice phrase at the end

[ThisCollegeKid]

LMAOOOOO!!! I've seen this one but I can't stop watching it! David you're awesome! :)

[viviane5572]

they studied astronomy in a way we don't seem to be able to do today, they didn't have resourses and were gifted about that knowledge....

[MirandaDance]

Your facial expressions are HILARIOUS

[d63sx5]

what the handjob?!

[missytallgirllove]

Rapture=raptor " foo you mean raptor??!" lmaolamolmao

[moncing]

BITCH WE RUN

[NicoleCandyfloss28]

haha you're pretty good at keeping a straight face when telling us that this was the last vlog lol.... I was like "WWWWHHHHATTTT''

[NathansOnFire2]

End of the URF!! Thats a manatee... LoL reference XD

[lilliomshi24]

the 6:00pm stuff kinda made it hard for the world to decide which 6:00 it was that it needed to end the world with, so by the time it decided to end the world, it's time was up...epic fail...XD

[thepinkpenguin02]

DO U FEEL KIDA STUPID? cuz u should...bitch. ahaha i waz dyin!

[rooksaiz]

why the hell did you film my parked car? You see the car? It was inside the lines :P

[TheMoonSorrowTears]

David your right! And that person who thought it was raptor.....uhh....they are clueless (-_-)

[SoCalPaisa]

The mayans actually DID predict when they were gonna disappear... Just saying.

[TheAmer951]

indias



[SothE700k]

Fun fact: The 2012 rapture is based off Mayan mythology. They believed that there were 4 suns, one per season. And the 4 suns were the guardians of the skies and they would change every 3 months. There was, however, a prediction by the Maya for December 21, 2012: That the 4th sun (the name of it runs a blank right now) would pass through the very center of the Milky Way.

...There was never any mention of the world ending in any way.

You have now been educated on why 2012 is complete bullshit.

[deluxes000]

@SothE700k you know what normal people do when they heard that, bitch we run jk

[shortazn97]

@SothE700k I heard they were some 300 years off. Either way, it's complete horseshit and I plan to watch 2012 on December 21, 2012, and laugh.

[SothE700k]

@shortazn97 Maybe they were? I dunno, I'm just going off of what I researched for my Anthropology paper. I'm throwing a party on the 22nd of December 2012 to celebrate surviving the rapture!

[Soopapanda]

@SothE700k but how did they exactly predict 2012?

[SothE700k]

@Soopapanda They did some number crunching with their type of math, the vigesimal counting system. One that uses 20 units of the decimal system. It was also based on their "long count" system inside of it.

[ToolShedHermits]

@SothE700k yeah i hope people know that our planet is far from the center of the Milky Way

[SothE700k]

@ToolShedHermits So do I...So. Do. I.

[Michaellikesu]

WHAT THE HANDJOB?

[vuea1453]

What the Handjob?!?

[CharmingrockslolXD]

Oh, on 2012 watch the world's going to end David and you're going to be embarrassed on all over youtube

David: No I won't! you know why? cuz you going to die with me bitch

LMAO That made me laugh

[99MattL]

David: Yo man, did you hear that the rapture was coming?

Person: Yo word, dinosaurs are coming back?!

David: FO,YOU MEAN RAPTOR?!

[abluvjb]

I love your videos they rock!!!

[MrDickwad603]

dude i didnt even know.



[TonganGirl091]

This is about the fourth video ive seen of yours and...... YOUR FREAKING HILARIOUS.!! (: Iam now SUBCRIBED.!

[DreamersLoveLife]

'Maybe if I turn this way... Perfect' LMAOOOO

[aubsterzz]

My friends bday is May 21st and she was listening to ''Till the world ends'' haha XDDD

[theresarose77]

KNOW THE LEGAL ANNO DOMINI,IT IS YOUR LEGAL LORD AND GAVE YOU A BIRTHDAY. NO MAN CAN CHANGE THIS EITHER, UNLESS YOU START DATE 0001 NO CHRIST,WHAT DO YOU THINK? CHECK OUT ALL LAWS AND DOCUMENTS THAT SAY THE YEAR OF OUR LORD JESUD CHRIST AND HE STILL LOVES YOU! ROCK THE A.D.

[jjay0x]

Lmao dinosaurs are comin back

[telemar02]

Hello Reader! I know when the World is end and I like you to start pray and learn how to forgive.

[telemar02]

Hello Reader! I know when the World is end and I like you to start pray and learn how to forgive

[crisbella23]

Did u feel kinda stupid? cuz u should........Bitch! lmaooooo

[OLDSKOOLACURA]

lmao, I love your videos, keep it up

[iNutellai]

you should totally make these vlogs downloadable. I'd watch 'em everyday.

[Allhearts100]

Dear People who believed that it was the end of the world,

What do you not get by "Thou shall not know the time or date"?! Quit trying to guess the end of the world!

Sincerely God.

[theebabyegg]

yo word? dinosaurs are coming back?

[LittleMsMadness]

David I don't think you're fat, you just have more to love :3

[hmngMC]

wait wat happened to 2012

[fredrikfon]

The mayas never said that the world will end in 2012.. Their calendar has ended before

[Crzy4You893]

I've watched about half of your videos just today, dude you're hilarious! hahaha xD

[justicepartyuk]

Attack on Iran will lead America & Russia to world war 3 in Iraq for oil. Computers will push the nuclear button. click Justice party UK.

[Miinnniie]

May 21st is my birthday.

You have no idea how laame i felt when noone wanted to show up to my party cause they wanted to be with their families when they die..My family wasn't even...I WAS. Im not even gonna get to into it but once night came all we had was a family dinner. :[