Swear Jar
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  • BAHAHAHAHA 0:45

  • fuckin' awesome

  • LOL!!

  • I think the person who came up with the swear jar thing wanted to prevent employs from swearing.

  • I'd prefer Captain Morgan, but Bud's good enough. So much humour:

  • Hahahah now that's funny;)

  • I know I'm immature for liking this shit I don't even drink beer put when "poop" " that doesn't count" "shut the fuck up! Made me crack up so hard!

  • @MyFunnyBrianShow | Your either an eight year old, a virgin who doesn't know what a dick is, or both. Fuck yourself, you bloody wanker.

  • poop, that doesnt count SHUT THE *beep* UP

    me: oh snap

  • Budweiser always has the funniest commercials...But it's only because they don't spend any of their money making quality beer... :(

  • People shold not use bad words!

  • So awesome

  • 346 people: please go fuck yourselves

  • Fuck you bob, heh, fuck you jim.

  • "..Poop"

    "Doesnt Count.."

    "Shut the F*ck Up."

    LOL xD

  • i like how the guy doesn't respond to "can i borrow your pin?"

  • Im so proud of you mother fuckin cocksuckers hahahaha kills me

  • f*** you Bob 

  • Poop

    that doesn't count

    Shut da fuck up

  • thank you all you motherfuckers.........asshole!

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  • Great ad...

  • if I had a dollar for every pixel in this video, i would have 1 dollar

  • Teamwork at it's finest.

  • Poop

    Doesn't count

    Shut the f*** up!

    Lol my Favorite part

  • I love this commercia! I wish I could announce over the p.a. system that all the customers of Walmart could go f*ck themselves!.

  • "can I borrow your pen"

    ....

    "can I borrow your f#%*$ing pen"

  • This is my work

  • If the swear jar were real then I'd lose all of my money. And I was about to get MW3 too lol

  • I love the unnecessary "asshole" at the end xDD

  • The 346 lame ass people can go FUCK themselves!

  • This video is FUCKING brilliant! LOL!

  • Id like you to meet my friends Goddam Itt, Ho Leshit, and Sun Offabich

  • god damn fuckin piss shittin son of a bitch ass whore titslave there's too much swearing in that commerical

  • This video is fucking awesome!!!

  • i <3 when people copy top comments :D

  • Lady:Poop

    Man:doesn't count

    Lady SHUT THE F**K UP!!

  • LOL!

  • HAHAHA NICE!!!

  • "Will the owner of a white station wagon, Plz go F yourself"... expression on the face is priceless !!

  • what did the guy say at the end? Eff Apple?

  • LOL! Kind of reminds me of that show...The Office.

  • Best Commercial EVER!!

  • i nearly pissed my pants laughing literally!

  • We're gonna go down there, and we're gonna f*** some a**, we're gonna f** some b****es, we're gonna sh**, we're gonna s*ck some b** c**k.

  • To get the uncensored version, view this a 1000 times and then watch it again muted.

  • Best beer commercial evah!!!

  • Best beer commercial evah!!!

  • we need a worldwide swear jar... ill get on the blueprints...

  • The world needs more commercials like this.

  • girl> oh poop

    guy>donsnt count

    girl>SHUT THE F*** UP!! rofl! :')

  • Lol! Is there an uncensored version of this funny ass shit??

  • the best part was my english teacher showed us this!

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  • WIN!

  • "WOULD THE OWNER OF A WHITE STATION WAGON PLEASE GO && FU*K YOURSELF." xD

  • I wanna work there cux tht wat i would be doin is cuss everyone the fuck out hahaha!!!!!(:

  • Thumbs up if your drinkin a bud light while watching this

  • Best

    Long Boss Speech (0:37)

    Poop... Doesn't Count. SHUT THE F**K UP! (0:46)

  • That should be done for the homeless people

  • I think Ari Gold should be in there

  • I could fill up that jar in 2 mins :)

  • 0:44

    

  • poop...doesnt count SHUT THE F**K UP

  • Just my type of work environment.

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  • What's the point of making an ad about swearing if you're gonna bleep it out?

  • @ O.45 I LOL ! 

  • id like to see the uncensored version xD

  • fucking shit

  • XD poop....

  • FUCK SHIT BITCH. STOP CENSORING YOURSELF YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

  • lol!

  • Girl: *Trying to print somthing*

    Printer: *Doesn't work*

    Girl: Poop

    Boy: That doesn't count

    Girl: SHUT THE F*%# UP

  • @SassyTheSheltie i hate when people just copy the lines from a video and write it as a comment. we know what they said. you dont need to explain it.

  • @pawbassist Oh sorry.... because I am the ONLY that wrote lines... You should maybe email 50 other people because it's not just me.... They might listen but, I like doing that so forget it.

  • Eric i have a douche bag on line 3 for you

  • My English teacher had a swear jar and charged a cent (yeah, I know that's extremely cheap) per swear. A kid in my class drops a dollar bill into the jar and remarks, "That should cover me for the rest of the year." There's no swear jar anymore.....

  • i remeberded this back in 2007 that was my favorite year of my life me and my friends did this in school and one of my friends jacob got the shit beating out of him

  • dat some funny shit right there

  • can i borrow your fucking pen is the best ine

  • Woman: " Can I borrow your pen?"

    Man: *sigh*

    Woman: " Can I borrow your f*****g pen?"

    Ma: * Gives pen*

  • Uncensored. NOW

  • -printer dont work- Woman: poop.... man: doesnt count! Woman: Shut the fuck up!

  • 339 people drive white station wagons.

  • That's amazing!

  • the kid that asked us to stop fuckin swearing is a douche bag hahaha fuckin cock master

  • Can you stop swearing please youtubers?

    Thank you

  • "Erica I have a douchebag on line 3 for you."

    "Fuck you Bob, ha, fuck you Jim."

    And my favourite one

    "Will the owner of a white station-wagon please go fuck yourself."

    Man I love the look on the guys face.

  • You just HAVE to favorite this.. :D

  • best commercial I ever seen :)

  • Why do people feel the need to repeat the shit that we just watched in the video? Every other comment is from a little kid repeating the line about borrowing the pen. Be original or don't comment at all!

  • Will the owner of a white station-wagon please go f**** herself?

  • im so proud, of all the mother fu**ing c**k suckers who liked this video. HERE HERE!

  • This is hilarious!

    Woman: "poop"

    Man: "that doesn't count.

    Woman: "SHUT THE FU** UP!!!

  • Ohh wow... this is f***** hilarious

  • OMG!!!!  LOL.....

  • F%^&*@! Genius!

    

  • girl"Can i borrow your pen"

    guy"hmphhhhhh"

    girl"CAN I BORROW YOUR FUCKEN PEN" LMFAO

  • boss is fucking funny

  • boss man dude is fucking funny

  • i bet you a million dollars the guy who called his boss a asswhole got fired

  • @supaboy339 i think you meant to write asshole.

  • @supaboy339 My boss was driving to starbucks and was taking his time parking, i yelled "park the truck you fuck", he about fell over laughing, you have to have a cool boss.

  • @supaboy339 a whole ass as opposed to half an ass?

  • I lost it at the station wagon announcement.

  • this is so funny

  • really awesome

  • Fucking awesome!

  • poop

  • "can I borrow your pen?"

    "sigh...."

    "can I borrow your FUCKING pen?"

    xD

  • Fuckin awesome

  • Ahaha! good shit.

  • Fu*^ing aye Bit#$es. This sh%t is fu#$ing hilarious. The 338 dislikes are cu*ts and who#es. Fu&* you co^7 suckers. now where do i put the money for the bud light

  • LOLZ !!!!!!!

  • the christian coalition is going to have a field day with this commercial, give em something to bitch about lol

  • I smile every time I watch this

  • can i borrow your f**king pen?..lol hes all shaking his head up and down, like thats the word i was looking for

  • @DRaGON188 u and the 10 people who voted for ur stupid ass comment are complete idiots...

  • LOLOL my friends moms boyfriend is that old white guy ;D

  • STFU!

  • ROFL

    i love this vidio

  • Geez after this, they must have enough money even for a new office

  • Can I borrow ur pen? Can I borrow your fucking pen?

  • I am so proud of you mother f*ckers suckers Here here!

  • poop. doent cou-stfu! lmao

  • This commercial is f**king awesome (put quarter in).

  • Ive watched this commercial like 5 times and LMAO every time

  • SO FUCKING FUNNY!

  • Laughed soooo hard!!

  • See, this is why I don't drink: People will seemingly do anything for a beer these days. lol

  • this is fuckin cool

  • if you're going to drink beer don't drink light beer

    "Oh I'm getting half the calories..."

  • F****in awesome vid

  • Fuck you Bill Fuck you Tom

  • Hahahahahaha, Is there an uncensored version of this video??

  • @AlfredoDG10 - i'm not sure, but i don't think it would be as funny

  • Oh wow :) BEST commercial ever !

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  • this is f'n awesome

  • Will the owner of a white station wagon, please go fuck your self. xD

  • 334 people don't have a swear jar in their office that funds Bud Light.

  • Wow:)

  • holy cunting fuck

  • awesome

    

  • "Can i borrow your pen?" *sigh* ... "Can i borrow your f**king pen?"

  • 334 people are to much of a fucking asshole to like this vid

  • I wish the place I worked did this!

  • This commercial is awesome

  • I am so proud of you c!*>!! mother !@$8&!!

  • I wouldn't mint a desk job at this place.

    Just beautiful.

  • can i borrow your pen ? *Sighs* Can I borrow your FUCKING pen ?

  • LOL!!!! literally!!

  • wait, douche is considered swearing?

  • can i borrow your f***ing pen:lol

  • Fuck u bob.fuck u too tim

  • Lol -fuck u bob.duchy too tim

  • did they actually air this on TV??

  • At :44 guy in bottom right corner seems pretty excited.

  • Eric i have a douchebag at line 3 for you.

  • Da best

  • If they REALLY wanted the beer that badly they could have just bought it...

  • @TommyA1912 thats not the point of the commercial though?

  • can I Borrow a fucking pan ???????.

    hahahahahahah lol

    really awesome video

  • f_ckin awesome

  • i m so proud of u MF suckers

    hahaaa

  • Fuck. Yes.

  • 334 parents saw this video

  • at 0:30 hes like yes thats the way to do it

  • Hi I have a d**ch bag on line 3 for you!! LOOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Wouldn't this make you want to get your co-workers to swear to minimize the amount of money you have to put in the jar to get the reward?