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  • capitalista o comunista?? he aqui el dilema xDD

  • Blonde LaraCraft much?

  • Damn EA!

  • Hahahah this is awesome it is Hustler but Russian version man i love comunism...

  • I find this easy to masturbate to.

  • I wonder if Natasha is daughter of Boris XD

  • Any game in which Tanya is a blond is not a real Red Alert game.

  • this is womens not like those fucking model with anorexia

  • The which seems stewardess has the best photos. Even she looks like to some anime.

  • i like tonya and the girl with the sniper gun

  • @nazikingforever Shes a MMA fighter :)

  • the ladies.............

  • fap fap fap fap fap

  • kelly hu!

  • I still think yuriko omega needs to be up there

  • No offence the game sucks but the chicks are so dams beatiful

  • NATASHA IS SO BUTIFUL *drools*dick get asomely big* say oh yeah!

  • Oh lord....I can't say I find this unpleasant...

  • But seriusly , its like age of empires gameplay??

  • i gonna to download this gameee lol

  • I like Red tube , eh i mean Red Arlet :D

  • Well if you put it that way >:D

  • Lock n Load boobies!

  • I bet here boobs are heavier than her SVD lol XD

  • if they girls lead the red revolution i will follow :-)

  • FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

  • THe original sound from red alert 2 is better

  • 1:57 I like the most , her voice give us support to continue to next battle and not to give up =) I hope that she will be my girlfriend , coz she is cute and a bit sexy =)

  • @bloodykiller9898 she is bitch

  • 2:00 please tell me her nameeeee :D

  • @MadProductionsink

    She is Gemma Atkinson, a really hot babe :3

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  • :X

  • Does anybody else remember the days when C&C was about gameplay and not about sluts with big boobs?

  • @1989PinballWizard well i do remember when it was about gameplay but hot ass chicks have always been in command and conquer

  • @thuglyfe91332 Yeah totally. Don't get me wrong, I like a hot chick to look at, but there's been several times during missions when I've been distracted because I'm thinking about Eva and Dasha at the same time. I'm sure they've done it to make missions harder :P

  • @1989PinballWizard Yeah, like 1-2 in red alert 2. EA's sexing it up too much, westwood's characters were believable.

    These chicks look like they should be on a porn set, not a battlefield :(

  • 99% Porn

    1% Horrible Gameplay

  • in soviet russia the girls fuck you

  • in Soviet Russia weapons of mass destruction make you..

  • In my opinion, the best+on starts

    2:02

    And 2:33...

    She's the best one.

  • In the Red Alert series,

    Women's kitchen are War HQs

    and they don't make sandwiches for you...

    they make weapons of mass destruction instead!

  • this actors and other ridiculous shit made this game to such a fucking bad JOKE!

    i freakin LOVE C&C, but just the westwood ones! Generals was ok too.

    EA U MESSED UP THE BEST GAME SERIES OF ALL TIME, I HATE U FOR THAT AN WILL NEVER BUY ANOTHER GAME OF U.

  • you gotta hand it to the judge

  • this is casting for porn movie

  • I LOVE RUSSIAN MILITARS XD

  • wow ang sesexy naman?????????????????

  • I would die happily being punished by that girls....

  • RED ALERT 3: THE DATING SIMULATOR.

    Great job on Westwood there, EA.

    Shit.

  • the US girl, is the same shit of silycon than the yankees loves

  • In soviet russia, GIRLS are at the war and the man stands in the kitchen... NOoooooooooo!

  • they r so sexy

  • I only liked the women from 0:00 to 3:30 but thats only me ;)

  • I like soviet girls than allied girls

  • COMMAND & SEXUER -RED TUBE 3 

  • hot damn..go ahead and call me a nerd. OW!

  • In every game, the makers put b*tches in xD But nice to see them :P

  • Gemma Atkinson ><"

  • What was the game about? A world war I think? Meh, who gives a crap give us boobs!!!!!!

    Nice chicks (most of them), game sucked really hard though...

  • cnc4 doesnt have chicks :(

  • fuck bf3, im buying this game!

  • gina carano > all

  • 0:59 SHOOT ME BABY :D

  • russia calls in the "howitzers" to win the war

  • I have this game now its one of the best game this is before Starcraft  and Warcraft. I think my brother bought this game because of the girls. :D

  • Americans and Russians is realy hot, :)

  • @Therbrax Russians hotter, comrad

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  • ....

  • What else has that air force chick been in? She looks so familiar

  • @BFinFlavin search for Gemma Atkinson in google pictures and u ll understand..

  • Freedom fighters beet communists in my opinion

    

  • porn alert 3..i mean red alert 3 >:D

  • 0:24 - 1:07 Gina "Conviction" Caranoooooooo! <3

    She´s a MMA Fighter and starts her Comback in the Cage @2012 

  • hmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy girls i like them much can you play in my pants please? ............ hahahaha

  • Loved the game. Loved the girls. More like that please!

  • milf

  • haha i like it unrealistic anyway :D

  • ....Women got muscles...you know...2:24...

  • 24 gays

  • @megaslon3 there have to be some really jealous girls too.

  • C&C games always got hot chicks especially RA3 because it is shit

  • The boobs are a lie, the game is a pile of shit.

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  • why do the Russian Women look like strippers...?

  • @civreal because the casting director has a tab at a stripclub in russia XD

  • Kelly is so hot ... sooooooooo HOT!

  • WHAT? ONLY ONE ASIAN?

    xD

  • hmmmm good woman 0:46

  • Dayum

    

  • Chinese girl is good too :P

  • @RealDMraider Japanese you mean.

  • fi five huh!?! is that from caesar 3?! legionaries commands?!

  • what? No Yuriko you needed to take a pickture in the red alert 3 make a new one

  • If only all the factions in the world just learned to watch porn instead of going to war...

  • The first one is the best...but i also like the blonde one that is on picture when you start game...i would sell my life for girl like that...:D

  • ı wanna f*ck them allllllll

  • Gemma aktison as good !

  • That is 1 Hott Capitalist Dog!

  • I'm proud of playing C&C / Red Alert since the first game ;D

  • there's a reason they called it uprising.

  • @TheArcaneWonder That's the exact thing i thought when i fist saw the game.....

  • @TheArcaneWonder i get it :3

  • THIS ISN'T RED ALERT

    ...SOME MAXIM MIXED WITH A GAME

  • Isn't this the Red Alert 2 Music :D ?

  • communist whores!!! LOL nice guns though

  • Soviet power supreme! Even in women!

  • russians hotter, comrades

  • @losmana verry niice- I liiike!

  • @losmana yep...comunism is good :))

  • @adyvulea russians men, russians! your comunist!

  • Id fucked Eva. "Hey Babe, Put that brain of yours down you have saved the nation enough for the day, Lets see if the Queen would allow us to you know.. Use her Bed in Buckingham palace as a reward for saving this country"

  • Id fucked tanya. "Hey Babe, Put those guns down you have saved the nation enough for the day, Lets see if the President would allow us to you know.. Use his Bed as a reward for saving this country"

  • (peels face from screen) you guys finished dissing this absolute work of art? Oh never mind! (glues face back onto screen)

    ROFL :)

  • Gina Carano as Natasha Volkova.... simply HOT!!

  • russian girls FTW!

  • Dasha,Ivana Milicevic is the best.A Croatian beauty.

  • I've got a boner

  • Kohtuu hapokas video.

  • ale suczki

  • And this is how one great game is ruined so badly....I mean,those girls are rly hot no doubt...But ffs why should a game saga like Red Alert be turn into a pornshow :/ :/

  • @44Minutes100 agreed, just look at what EA did to the tiberian saga

  • @44Minutes100 sex sells :(

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  • ЗА СССР бей тупых америкосов как Задорнов наставлял

  • 2:59 nice bulletproof west xD

  • Because as a female soldier the more skin you show the more protected you are from bullets

  • I'll recruit all of them :)

  • ЗА КОМУНИЗМ ЗА ЛЕНИНА ВОДКА МОСКВА АМЕРИКА ХУЙНЯ

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  • 2:40 my favorite.

  • I wonder if this game gave Russia more tourists

  • and where is naomi :P?

  • 2:56 Miror edge? XD

  • Natasha is the hotest

  • Gina carano nice

  • combat effectiveness = 0%

    really think good looks will stop a Russian enemy from shooting an american?

    Hell no

    though he'll be a necrophilia afterwards

    no sick

  • With soldiers like that, everyone will surrender to them xD

  • isnt that second girl britney spears?

  • sigh why did they have to pick such an ugly girl for america ? shes not hot she looks like a freakin irish scottish helga seriosly why couldnt the british girl be the american and gave that one to britin

  • Love it C&C RA!

  • LET ME HAVE ALL OF THE GIRLS <3

  • What happened to the other Empire commander lady, Nahomi I think...

  • These are more like pornstars than game characters. And this is what makes the game even better :O

  • my 2 favrourites:

    Gemma Atkinson

    Gena Carano

  • mmmmm Kelly Hu

  • the Dragunov is sooooooooooo fake

  • Hot girls!!!I wanna masturbate on it!!!!

  • @ghost88395 well at least you can spell. :)

  • @XxaviersFakeName

    And you dont wanna masturbate on this video?Come on guy just say that ou are gay.

  • Natasha Volkova  the best girl XD

  • another thing. how are you suppose to fight a war if you get to stare at those boobs all day?

  • i would wrestle some russians

  • thumbs up if i can find these on a sex page xD

  • I want Zhana's shoes. Actually, all the Soviet girls have really nice boots. Suki has pretty cool robotic looking boots too. I could wear those.

  • Gemma Atkinson is the hottest 2:05

  • Unfortunately this game isn't that bad, it's quite decent.

  • At the end of the Allied campaign you pretty much fuck the one chick.

  • love red alert 3 btw ...Awsome game!!

  • REDTUBE 3 !

  • natisha looks more manely than me lol

  • Sex Alert 3

  • Hottest one is Gemma Atkinson 2:05

  • EA can't find a yuriko? fuuuckkk..

  • Now tell me that sex isnt selling :) You can make out of nothing a great thing just adding some chicks with big boobs and hot body :)

  • Soviet chicks look like they would be wild in the sack

  • @watchflaggedvidz am i mad? what in the world are you talking about 15 year old kid? o yeah your a real badass because you use the word faggot oooooooow, yeah try saying that to my face buddy, ill send you my address and all, to see if you show your face around.

  • I don't get it. It's like they were deliberately trying to make fun of fans of Red Alert by making a joke of the whole game.

  • noobs

    

  • Lt. Eva and Lissette are the hotest

  • @ZachDFrancois2010 Gemma Atkinson and Autumn Reeser

  • i played the entire game and beaten every campian at the end of every campian they make a move try i beat you'll see the same thing..

  • the 2nd girl looks alot like britney spears

  • tanya is fucking ugly.

  • Is this porn = =?

  • ra2 tanya pwns this ra3 slut

  • i didn't like uprising because there was that new allied girl lydia and she wasn't hot

  • god damit i got a boner