Project: Rant - RANT 039: Stop Making Out On The Bus

[akilieseye]

Wow ....... why am watching this crap. And why do I have a boner?

[willwork4taquitos1]

And the people who make out in the hallways at my school , fuck you too .

[xZachSomethingx]

he kinda sounds like the Joker @ 0:45

[Pieandchocoman]

he reminds me so much of the joker :3

[afonscp]

WTF? Let people make out everywhere (except classes and stuff). Just don't have sex, except in your own PRIVATE property and where no one will see you.

[justspenny]

i was rather distracted by his left hand so close to the toilet bowl. anyone else?

[mvanroy]

You took a bus to a bar?

[hughes2896]

he looks like a monkey! :DDDD

[LoveingTT]

This is reminds me of the time I went to knotts berry farm and the dude in-front of me at the gold mine train ride had his hands down the back of his womans pants fingering her ass.

Haven't been back in 7 years and not planning to.

[XxYYHLoverxX]

I love how he said "I think we're out of Pizza Bagels." xD

[GimmeDemCheezits]

get on the bus...dont suck face.. get off haha

[amethyst0285]

Ugggh.

[divinia2003]

My friend sent this to me because he insists I was making out on the party bus the other day. I laughed so hard I nearly cried. (Also, I was NOT making out on the party bus)

[GeneralSauerKraut]

This made me inadvertently wipe my lip.

[OHMYGOSHitsSARA]

"You're cute." "No, you're cute." "Oh, we're out of Pizza Bagels!" lol vomit.

[xYourThumbsAreGayX]

XDD

i agree completely.

[LuNaTeCh66]

I love to kiss in public. But when my ex left me every good couple made me sick. I would just light up a cigarette and say " Ill be fucking soon enough"

[OrchidGnome]

I hate people making out on the bus. And because of this video, I thought about it the last time I was puking drunk. Thank you ProjectRant, you brighten my darkest moments.

[Chefsloveshack08]

this is the vid that got me to start watching project rant

[eoare4]

oh...and were out of pizza bagles!

[JacobLuver226]

agreed i hate people who make out on the bus! you guys did a good job on this one!

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@JacobLuver226 Thanks. :)

[CygnusX1981]

This rant reminds me of a good buddy of mine. When he gets hammered he sounds just like this and he looks like this guy, oh and the best part is he also has done the four finger thing when saying three! LOL!

[robomaniac8]

Hey fat Jesus,why are you bitching about a chick taking your beer when you can just make wine out of water?Better solution.

[greenraptor333]

you're cute...

no you're cute...

i think we're out of pizza bagels....

[ncfwhitetigress]

i've been guilty of this "you're cute" "no, you're cute" thing.

[williamperry11]

haha, well done.

[DudleyaSetchellii]

I hope you have the name/phone number of this ranter that phoned it in. Sounds like a potential rapist. Why did you act this out? Should have been handed over to the Thought Police.

[anglfrmhevn]

ya know what you should do? you should bleep but not on the cuss words. like "fuck*bleep*ing". see if people catch that

[ncfwhitetigress]

@anglfrmhevn i like this idea

[WickedSolemn]

I know what you mean, It's So annoying to see people making out on a bus. It's just gross, people should be more discreet on where they choice to drink each others spit.

[wiwf123]

wow, the guy who wrote this is an atrocious loser! he needs to get over himself, and try to be happy for the people who obviously love each other... but the actor was great! :)

[TheNepenther]

If PDAs disgust you then don't look. I understand this is material for humor, but reall if you are in public with your lover and you get an "urge" I think its ok to act upon it just as long as your not insemenating or being inseminated. If it bothers you just don't watch.Simple as that.

[tziirkq]

I think there should be a support group for loser dudes like me and the guy who wrote this.

[stingstungme]

@tziirkq There is. It's called Boy Scouts. =) 

[ncfwhitetigress]

@tziirkq start one

[mCKIEbABYoNEmOREtIME]

i hate PDA

[speedhed4]

i know one of my friends whos in a relationship like this and honestly people like that have no free will

[Backwardskey]

He sounds like Jack Black. could it be..?

[buddymartin71]

I think they have the actor name wrong on this one. This isn't the same dude as the Morning Person Rant, but both of them say Fred Heskett.

[ProjectRANT]

@buddymartin71 Raf Ruiz is the actor. Nice catch, thanks for commenting so we could correct!

[firefly8900]

lol i love your rants this one especially,they are so funny :)

[ProjectRANT]

@firefly8900 Thanks!

[Nabakaron]

OH SHIT! I think he is talking about me...

[flutterb4u]

Haha deffinantly 1 of my fave rants. "Oh yea andto the lady tht took my beers and left...u suck too" haha i love it!

[livelife441]

ITS A RIOT AT 0:54

[musicaldreamer3]

that ending is too freakin hilarious

[smoothcriminaldude]

i hate PDAs when they get way to lovey dubby like when u talk on the phone and go "no u hang up 1st" like a fucking million times SHUT THE FUCK UP and making out on the bus yeah its okay on the school bus (sometimes) but not in a public bus ur a a-whole if u kiss someone in public just to show off AND TO THE CHEER LEADERS THAT THINK THERE TOO GOOD FOR ME EVEN THO THEY ARE THE FAT UGLY CHEER LEADERS THAT ARE ALWAY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TRIANGLE AND ARE ONLY THERE CUZ OF THERE MOM OR DAD WOULD SUE

[jhawg69]

Kiss on the bus huh? Maybe they just got married at the drive-thru in Vegas, lost all their money, and couldn't afford a ride home other than the Greyhound? Besides, no wonder you got rejected at the bar. Messy hair, pubic hair growing on your face, belly looking like you drank 3 pitchers of beer before you offered the girl a beer, not to mention there's a chance she could be gay. I just am curious why the other 2 or 3 women (you did hold up 4 fingers and said 3) rejected you.

[LittleJonasrocker]

@jhawg69 umm its a joke dude. calm down.

[ddger4evr]

dont get mad cuz yur life is pathetic

[fluffyhead009]

I hate PDA too. > >

[ThePinkVein]

THAT .DUDE. IS .CRUSTY!

[alahmara1]

what the fhuck ? pizza bagel?

[SgtOreg]

I think we're out of pizza bagels.

[shoobyboop]

lol he says three girls and holds up four fingers! I COULD HAVE GRABBED YOUR TITTY FROM WHERE I WAS SITTING WITHOUT EVEN LEAVING MY SEATING!!!

[ProjectRANT]

@shoobyboop We're glad someone found that as funny as we did... The four finger/three girls thing was the actor's idea. Thanks for watching and commenting!

[stingstungme]

Love how he is disgusted by the public displays of affection yet he is all over that toilet seat.

[rickyb54]

LOL I think we are out of pizza bagles BURF BURF

[art123ism1]

I can see why making out in public would offend this guy, I don't blame him. I think it's gross as well, it would offend me too if I saw a couple kissing in public.

[wowrazzmutant]

@art123ism1 u dont think its gross, u just cant get a girlfriend either, go on eharmony they have lost of people to go out with, and remeber nation wide is on your side!

[obingear]

your cute i think were outta pizza bagels!

[art123ism1]

Okay man, you are going to see loving couples kiss in public, it's not like they're hurting anything. Everybody has the right to do something like that. I know it's gross, but I think it's stupid that authorities think they should take it away. It's like taking away freedom of rights, freedom of speech, etc.

[RogueArkhangel]

@art123ism1 Kissing in public and making out in public are very, very different things.

[Alezender27]

....awesome.

[Shrmnatr]

he talks like the joker. you should go audition man.

[iswhatever]

This was interesting..

[firerelight]

@NauiBitchtl I dont see why ur saying it, its enterrtainment :P

[iamatotaljackass93]

Lmao xD

[HoldMyArrowsPlease]

Get on the bus...Don't suck face..Get off in a timely manor. That's all i ask!

[exwowkid2010]

he's good... fresh from the bar look haha

[xFlyingDreamsx]

lol i luv this

[cody321456789]

what did his car break down from weight capacity

[mskimtran]

you guys are so funny ... why didnt i know about ya before

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

here, let me help...you....up -- *PUSH HEAD IN THE TOILET*

[lovergirl9812]

eww that was nasty

[StoryofThief]

I hate when that happens too. It's annoying when two people are making sweet talk while kissing as loud as possible. Maybe they just want to know how they're doing on your standards?

[xxkrunkkkiddxx]

get on the bus., don't suck face., get off in a timely matter., thats all i ask xD i love this x]

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

wow, you're so Bohemian smelling your own shit on the toilet floor

[grifter53]

why the fuck is his hand in the toilet hahaha

[ILH24]

omg like its the only place we can make out lol ur just mad u dont have somebody 2 mak out with lol jkjkjkjk

[JackDanielStanley]

ha I think I channelled Lewis Black at the end there. "get on the bus! don't suck face! get off on a timely manner!" lol

[TheLilzbaby]

"Your cute." "No your cute!" "I think we're out of pizza bagels."

Very funny, ProjectRANT.

Keep up the amazing work!

[Marissa7656]

lmao no his ass did not say three girls, and hold up four fingers. lololol

[netipothead]

Anyone who thinks the people in these videos are the people who wrote these are pretty stupid especially if they've seen this one. But this one is pretty funny. The pizza bagels comments made me laugh!

[cool1o1o1]

"I think were out of pizza bagels" LMAOOOOO

[ERICx223]

"your cute, no your cute. i think were out of pizza bagels"

[ARFCguy]

I THINK WE'RE OUT OF PIZZA BAGELS!

[RNU4Life]

Sounds like a hater in the midst LOL I understand that he's just acting, but if dudes are pissy cause someone is getting laid later needs to look at what they're doing and step their game up. I mean, if you had some game you would have a chick to suck face with too, and you wouldn't have a problem no would you? You chronic masturbator! LOL

[unholyimage]

What you don't masturbate?

[RNU4Life]

@unholyimage

Only on Sundays after church LOL

[wh33lm4n2]

0:28 says 3 but holds up 4 fingers

[SHABAM789]

"I struck out with three girls at the bar!" *holds up four fingers*

Idiot.

[bloodshedhero]

@SHABAM789 wow you are fucking stupid. apparently you didnt realize this is a skit, and of a drunk/hungover guy.

[SHABAM789]

@bloodshedhero calm down, I know he was hungover no need to get all pissy

[Corey897]

Awesome.

[Darky12351]

"oh and to the woman that took my beer.....u suck too" xDD

[Hapocas]

epic :DD

[Leonhart76]

@Darky12351 LOL

[radicalevolutions]

looks like jesus had wayy to much twinkies.

[Windows7aero]

@radicalevolutions LOL

[jbetenbender]

@radicalevolutions shh dude if Jesus dies from cardiac arrest hes gonna come back as zombie Jesus and eat all you (after eating all ur Twinkies).

Anywho that dude is awesome lmao ^_^.

[azrock4ever]

@radicalevolutions That would be "too" and "many", as in "too much"

Thank you for using your GED to enlighten us.

[acdcdude1015]

hes just jealous

[enigma273]

duh

[JamieGarciaYo]

hahahahaha