Used to take the bus to Ocean Blvd and goof around at Playland at the Beach with my friends. Then someone tore it down and built some ugly-ass condos. Sutro Baths burnt down and weren't rebuilt. Cliff House is hideous now and you can't park in front because of all the tourist buses. Now we're going to end the war in Iraq by lying on the beach. Not surprising.
Why did Mark Day come to America. Was he kicked out of Scotland for being a political dissident? Mark Day Comedy? Sarcastic, nasty & obnoxious. Should change name from Mark Day Comedy to Sad Day Sarcasim.
missed this vid when it came out - I was hiding in D.C. pretending to be a useful member of society, a ruse which involved lack of internet access, for some reason.
I know Bush is a lying scumbag with a house full of weasels, but which laws has bush broken? Chapter and subsection, please. The emotion runs high, but law trys to be about facts, not emotions.
What would impeaching Bush do? Cheney would then become president, and I really don't think the Liberals would think that is any better. Besides, Bush's term will be up soon, and it's not like he'll do much with the Democrats controling congress. And just what the hell is laying on the beach going to do anyway? Maybe you should get up and dance, maybe be a random mess of people then suddenly run in place in only a second or two, make it all pretty-like.
off topic....but if ANYONE deserved to be impeached, is was Clinton (not even Nixon, the only thing he did was cover up the plumbers doings - Kennedy STARTED the plumbers!)
So delete it and stop making excuses for your videos - sorry, kitten video singular - you whiny little penis-obsessed crybaby. Spend less time actually thinking about the penis, and more time making videos. Until then you're just another little post-nothing, whines-a-lot bedwetter. The fact you had to come bck and justify your kitten video as a "test post" is both funny and embarrasing. Best we judge you on the videos you *haven't actually made yet"? Please.
"It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives. " _ General Smedly Butler
1) Where's the rally to stop " Inner City " killings that happen everyday in America? Since Liberals control inner cities, I know you are concerned about the murders that occur there.
2) Let's compare the dead in our inner cities to the dead in Iraq. Better yet, let's pull our of Iraq and inner cities.
PSH!! Darn you liberals and all of your counter productive ways, why dont you go build a sand castle? Be careful, dont want to build it prematurely...
if you actually want to impeach, check out Hose Resolution 333 to impeach cheney...more info on my vid "impeach cheney"! call/write your representatives. legislative info and legislator contact info... check it out, and kick your apathy in the ass!!!
proceedings have ACTUALLY started against cheney, so you CAN ACTUALLY do something (more than going to the beach) about it... check out my vid for more info, if you care...hahah!
or you can just sit around and watch them strip you of your rights... it's up to you, i guess... hehehe.
What would impeaching Cheney do? The Vice President is one of the most useless jobs in the government, VPs really do next to nothing and don't have all that much power. There would be no paradigm shift or revolutionary change if he were out of office.
People act like the moment Bush exits the White House, the USA will suddenly turn into a magical land of happiness.
cheney is probably the most powerful guy in the admin. hiding behind closed doors, and manipulating no-bid contracts, and wars etc for the military industrial complex. i don't think anyone believes it is anything but an uphill battle from here, and that the whole leg., jud., and exec. branches need overhaul.
Because come on, who wouldn't look at a bunch of people from San Fransisco lying on the beach and not think that they're making a difference for their country?
Fascist Turks massacred 1.5 MILLION Armenians in 1915 during the World War I and until this day they deny the Armenian Genocide. Turkish government shall be punished by GOD for what their ancestors did to the Armenians. Shame on TURKEY.....
i feel like if we tried that stunt in my neighborhood the italian mob (led by my neighbor with the SUV that plays the godfather theme when he honks his horn) would run us all over in a hurry. great video, mark!
It wasn't anything that exciting, he just wandered up and was like "what's going on here..." I think i was just somewhat incredulous that he couldn't tell he was interupting...
Way too funny!!! Thanks Mark for putting us on the path to cranial decompression, you're a genius!!! With all the war and lies, it's good to know that somebody is taking things "seriously". Steve Meiers
Nice video... BTW Someone should fix your wikipedia page. It looks like you are a professional youtube celebrity rather than a stand-up comedian. I assume this is wrong.
I know what it's like to be caught filming, while filming a parody movie for a drama club I used to go to some bugger came into the shot trying to be clever.
I just told him that what the video recorder picks up are moving pictures, not moving bastards.
Unlike the guy you met on the beach, the guy I dealt with was so annoying I had to make a parody out of his parody of my parody. Talk about a parody!
I would have loved to be there, but I didn't know which beach we were impeaching, so I went down to Santa Cruz. They'd already impeached that beach several times over, so I went and had a margarita in preparation for Cinco de Mayo. Thanks for the video.
Just want to point out that even though it might seem hedonistic to be at the Beach, it's actually cold and windy and a real pain in the butt to lay on that beach.
Sure, the view is fantabulous and people and cheerful and all that, but it doesn't mean the bathrooms are clean.... if you can find one.
Being Scottish and living in America (also in the Bay Area) I chuckled when I heard the word nappy and thought "I bet there's a comment from someone saying that he said nappy"
9/11 report thingy was made of swiss cheese?!
XD
sithlordjesus 3 years ago
old hippies brains are mush..
mike1111qq 3 years ago
Ethanol, Good Intentions & Hippy Logic! LOL
sinjinthule 4 years ago
lol, i thought the outtake at the end was hilarious... ^_^
happyfrog15 4 years ago
Calling someone a bitch or an ugly headed douche puppet seems much more depressing than a guy making jokes on a beach. But hey, maybe I'm just naive.
JayAyEl 4 years ago
"Global warming helicopter". Hilarious.
uberllama42 4 years ago
Too bad I missed this event.
orastella 4 years ago
Did you say nappy? watch out you might loose your job over it.
JamJells 4 years ago
Used to take the bus to Ocean Blvd and goof around at Playland at the Beach with my friends. Then someone tore it down and built some ugly-ass condos. Sutro Baths burnt down and weren't rebuilt. Cliff House is hideous now and you can't park in front because of all the tourist buses. Now we're going to end the war in Iraq by lying on the beach. Not surprising.
sfonative 4 years ago
hahahaha "...and, Hippy Logic.." LOOL
Carevillepeasant 4 years ago
lol. well said!
prancingponyofdoom 4 years ago
impeach=to accuse
bush has been impeached many times
just not by the people that have the power to do anything about it
blah
swmchick511 4 years ago
Why would you impeach the beach? Has the beach declared war on Germany? lol
therequiembellishere 4 years ago
Why did Mark Day come to America. Was he kicked out of Scotland for being a political dissident? Mark Day Comedy? Sarcastic, nasty & obnoxious. Should change name from Mark Day Comedy to Sad Day Sarcasim.
pafoofnic 4 years ago
Imp! Obey your thirst! haha
knowingforever 4 years ago
missed this vid when it came out - I was hiding in D.C. pretending to be a useful member of society, a ruse which involved lack of internet access, for some reason.
this made my sunday ;-D
leucocephala 4 years ago
How old are you? 2?
Gummiellama 4 years ago
Lool. Great ending. XD
rainylonelyday 4 years ago
lmao@ending
mssky69 4 years ago
mental constipation, lol
poleag 4 years ago
oh my gosh.....
next time this happens, i am SO totally going to cheat on Huntington Beach and go up there...
almalinda06 4 years ago
I know Bush is a lying scumbag with a house full of weasels, but which laws has bush broken? Chapter and subsection, please. The emotion runs high, but law trys to be about facts, not emotions.
goneutt 4 years ago
way back when Bush and I were at Yale, a rumor went around that George GAVE a BJ and lied about it.
RedForemanTM 4 years ago
What would impeaching Bush do? Cheney would then become president, and I really don't think the Liberals would think that is any better. Besides, Bush's term will be up soon, and it's not like he'll do much with the Democrats controling congress. And just what the hell is laying on the beach going to do anyway? Maybe you should get up and dance, maybe be a random mess of people then suddenly run in place in only a second or two, make it all pretty-like.
PrometheusSD7 4 years ago
off topic....but if ANYONE deserved to be impeached, is was Clinton (not even Nixon, the only thing he did was cover up the plumbers doings - Kennedy STARTED the plumbers!)
I love the media's left wing bias!
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rampantandroid 4 years ago
yea, because getting a bj and lying about it is really that bad
SanitariumOD 4 years ago
OMGZLOLTHISIST3HFUNN3H!
Ehehehe... Very funny.
Kain1235 4 years ago
I love you Mark Day, not in a YMCA way, in a LOL OMG :D XD way
oXReapeRXo 4 years ago
mark your videos are awesome
masterfry00 4 years ago
OH d00d, You're the the greatest. Best uTube show!
seph0000 4 years ago
lol mark u legend
spooner2006 4 years ago
LOVE the bit right at the end! The perils of very public
broadcasting.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
I want Peaches...
oryppyro 4 years ago
ROFL! Nice one man!
....But GW should obey his thirst is he's thristy, i mean, like, in a literal term. Impeach GW! w00t!
MrTaco122 4 years ago
Ghandi in terrifying puppet form, rofl! Didn't he drink his own urine? Thought I heard that once. Anyways, funny YMCA joke it cracked me up! Cheers
KenwoodKlown 4 years ago
wow! great video mark! as a fellow californian, i'm moved.
jx14aby 4 years ago
Nice Imp to Sprite etc. logic.
It could have gone another way - Imp to Sprite to Puck to Hockey to Canada... what is George W. doing to Canada?
AnimeCanuck 4 years ago
You put the peachy in impeach. (Sorry if anyone else said that, I didn't read all 9 pages of comments.)
yesjaide 4 years ago
Ha! imp and peach that was great. Nice job again Mark.
cegrocks 4 years ago
impeach the shrub, or just prune it.
HophuLyUwiLovemystuf 4 years ago
So delete it and stop making excuses for your videos - sorry, kitten video singular - you whiny little penis-obsessed crybaby. Spend less time actually thinking about the penis, and more time making videos. Until then you're just another little post-nothing, whines-a-lot bedwetter. The fact you had to come bck and justify your kitten video as a "test post" is both funny and embarrasing. Best we judge you on the videos you *haven't actually made yet"? Please.
MarkDayComedy 4 years ago
Words can not express the awesomeness that just happened in that post.
(See: SNAP!, OH as good starting point)
TinRoofTed 4 years ago
That looks like an awesome time wish i could of been there to help out.
200GF 4 years ago
i like it :P not the impeach part but i like it
Dave9309 4 years ago
that was pretty awesome. I'm glad you added the guy at the end douching up your take, it shows an element of reality.
MBRHIndustries 4 years ago
Lolsh. Yes we must eat more peaches.
JCLYM 4 years ago
uuuuuuggggghhh!
bloatedcarcas 4 years ago
You're cheesy,but really funny and ingeious.
MrMysterioGrim 4 years ago
" WAR is a racket. It always has been."
"It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives. " _ General Smedly Butler
google bush crime family
theone23ord 4 years ago
The Kennedy family fortune was founded on Civil War profiteering. That, and bootlegging during the prohibition era. You're a jackass.
google kennedy crime family(you might also find a murderer by the name of Teddy)
ROTFLMFAO!
patsagainstrats 4 years ago
that beach is pure nasty. hobo villiage and teenaged drunks.
noolaxboola 4 years ago
Haha! You almost said "Menstraul Constipation"; I nooooooticed!!!
SoulTapestry 4 years ago
Thrive and live in freedom
gregbird12 4 years ago
buck fush :)
metedude 4 years ago
no wonder I got the hell out of calif, nothing but nut jobs and idiots.
gismotech 4 years ago
Republicans don't go to the beach so that is a great spot to protest.Plus the surf although that won't help the protesting.Cali rules!
Moviebro 4 years ago
Get drunk,smoke pot and bbq.That and bury the dead.
Moviebro 4 years ago
Awesome video... an important message combined with humor... great combination!
blackturtleus 4 years ago
1) Where's the rally to stop " Inner City " killings that happen everyday in America? Since Liberals control inner cities, I know you are concerned about the murders that occur there.
2) Let's compare the dead in our inner cities to the dead in Iraq. Better yet, let's pull our of Iraq and inner cities.
darcytirsia 4 years ago
what are you on about.....your not that intelligent...so i suggest you,,, go back to scotland...
spacecadet1970 4 years ago
That's spelled "you're".
Not that that makes your comment seem just a little bit dimwitted, aor anything like that.
markdayresponse 4 years ago
IS this guy Moby?
JasonR62 4 years ago
Would it be fair at this point to mention that the only video you've posted is a video of kittens?
Not that there's anything wrong with videos of kittens but really.... c'mon... do I need to point out the irony?
markdayresponse 4 years ago
George should quench his thirst, ahaha.
Urafaerie 4 years ago
hansshmans - or you could just stop watching his videos, fuckwit.
nazxxxul 4 years ago
It's too bad there weren't a few military recruiters there to drive those crackpots into the sea.
patsagainstrats 4 years ago
excellent video. good message
frazzetafan 4 years ago
nice to see some beautiful people in OB speakingg the truth- OB STYLE
jesalupagus 4 years ago
You'd be surprised, thatbamma
jkshow 4 years ago
I love it. Wish I could have been there.
HCelticPrincessness 4 years ago
This is the reason I left California.
frosty92314 4 years ago
Hippy logic powered helicopters!
GakkiSai 4 years ago
lol the last part is funny!
mjwang1688 4 years ago
whatever.
kasimirneumann 4 years ago
I wanna participate!!!!!
stvchelgren 4 years ago
Hey, it's San Francisco...they run wild and free there.
zathras 4 years ago
PSH!! Darn you liberals and all of your counter productive ways, why dont you go build a sand castle? Be careful, dont want to build it prematurely...
TEHMYNE 4 years ago
if you actually want to impeach, check out Hose Resolution 333 to impeach cheney...more info on my vid "impeach cheney"! call/write your representatives. legislative info and legislator contact info... check it out, and kick your apathy in the ass!!!
skinnychef 4 years ago
impeach Harry reid frist that would be a great start
gismotech 4 years ago
proceedings have ACTUALLY started against cheney, so you CAN ACTUALLY do something (more than going to the beach) about it... check out my vid for more info, if you care...hahah!
or you can just sit around and watch them strip you of your rights... it's up to you, i guess... hehehe.
skinnychef 4 years ago
What would impeaching Cheney do? The Vice President is one of the most useless jobs in the government, VPs really do next to nothing and don't have all that much power. There would be no paradigm shift or revolutionary change if he were out of office.
People act like the moment Bush exits the White House, the USA will suddenly turn into a magical land of happiness.
JayAyEl 4 years ago
cheney is probably the most powerful guy in the admin. hiding behind closed doors, and manipulating no-bid contracts, and wars etc for the military industrial complex. i don't think anyone believes it is anything but an uphill battle from here, and that the whole leg., jud., and exec. branches need overhaul.
skinnychef 4 years ago
Haw haw. Californians are so laaaame *is one*
Because come on, who wouldn't look at a bunch of people from San Fransisco lying on the beach and not think that they're making a difference for their country?
God bless America!
LuvKazuya 4 years ago
AAAAHHH THE HIPPIES ARE INVADING!!
moeisking101 4 years ago
Liberals are so ridiculous.
anergos 4 years ago
conservatives are at least as ridiulous.
kasimirneumann 4 years ago
Fascist Turks massacred 1.5 MILLION Armenians in 1915 during the World War I and until this day they deny the Armenian Genocide. Turkish government shall be punished by GOD for what their ancestors did to the Armenians. Shame on TURKEY.....
Sevuspitak 4 years ago
...and we're gonna end the Bush administration by wiping my butt!!!! lol
Great job!
webadage 4 years ago
If you were only as comedic as Bush himself.
TAMARLANE 4 years ago
mohahahaha
damagon50 4 years ago
i think that you should use skirt on the beach (being from scotland and all). well at least there's no yellow wall .
shadowdasher 4 years ago
best wishes! blue sky..
Alienfolk 4 years ago
I think you should've kept the politics off the beach and just had a big party.
Cobi321 4 years ago
i feel like if we tried that stunt in my neighborhood the italian mob (led by my neighbor with the SUV that plays the godfather theme when he honks his horn) would run us all over in a hurry. great video, mark!
pinkymccoversong 4 years ago
Lol may I ask what the guy said and why your reaction was quite defensive? lol
tripplehelix 4 years ago
It wasn't anything that exciting, he just wandered up and was like "what's going on here..." I think i was just somewhat incredulous that he couldn't tell he was interupting...
markdayresponse 4 years ago
good thing he didn't walk in on that shaving video you did in response to the Nalts and Renneto (how ever you spell his name).
DNAslaggit 4 years ago
Way too funny!!! Thanks Mark for putting us on the path to cranial decompression, you're a genius!!! With all the war and lies, it's good to know that somebody is taking things "seriously". Steve Meiers
tekrytor 4 years ago
Nice video... BTW Someone should fix your wikipedia page. It looks like you are a professional youtube celebrity rather than a stand-up comedian. I assume this is wrong.
anotherelvis 4 years ago
That was a nice change from the usual Mark.
I know what it's like to be caught filming, while filming a parody movie for a drama club I used to go to some bugger came into the shot trying to be clever.
I just told him that what the video recorder picks up are moving pictures, not moving bastards.
Unlike the guy you met on the beach, the guy I dealt with was so annoying I had to make a parody out of his parody of my parody. Talk about a parody!
Sarcosuchas 4 years ago
You have a wee bit o' the imp in you, Mark.
Impeach the ocean beaches, and send them to the Midwest.
llibra 4 years ago
*goes to get his boob implants* For the good of all mankind!
Great vid. Love your stuff. =)
Eminored 4 years ago
I completely enjoyed you
Fringe111 4 years ago
Heh... mock/doc... I was haivng it both ways methinks...
markdayresponse 4 years ago
I would have loved to be there, but I didn't know which beach we were impeaching, so I went down to Santa Cruz. They'd already impeached that beach several times over, so I went and had a margarita in preparation for Cinco de Mayo. Thanks for the video.
kenrg 4 years ago
They didn't have enough people to spell out anything so elaborate...
markdayresponse 4 years ago
We had a good time. Then we went to the pub. The world was saved...
markdayresponse 4 years ago
Just want to point out that even though it might seem hedonistic to be at the Beach, it's actually cold and windy and a real pain in the butt to lay on that beach.
Sure, the view is fantabulous and people and cheerful and all that, but it doesn't mean the bathrooms are clean.... if you can find one.
utubersf 4 years ago
It was a real hardship... and I had to pee in the woods at the foot of the park...
markdayresponse 4 years ago
ew... thanks for warning me.
utubersf 4 years ago
Brillient! IMPEACH BUSH!
Unfathomable42 4 years ago
haha! isnt it annoying when ur filming and some idiot who can see that your filming comes over and says "what u doing" grr
losserdude 4 years ago
You should have made the sky green.
ZackScott 4 years ago
The day i get a green screen, I've jumped the shark...
markdayresponse 4 years ago
Oh Mark, "'Scuse me I'm filming here." You should have just whooped that guys ass right then and there.
bgpiper 4 years ago
I should have just said "these are MOVING pictures..."
markdayresponse 4 years ago
I don't mean to stereo-type, Mark, but I think it's great to hear a Scott say the word, "Anything"
Great vid.
MNFoxtrot 4 years ago
"Anything"
markdayresponse 4 years ago
It's morons like the one that interrupted you that make America look bad.
DMXell 4 years ago
Ya need to listen to it again.... He wasn't American.
Moona1966 4 years ago
It was a slight accent, I watched this at 6:10 AM. You try getting an accent that early whilst only hearing it for a few seconds :-p
DMXell 4 years ago
LOL I can't even hear that early in the morning! :)
Moona1966 4 years ago
It was just funny and random... dosnt he know the camera steals your soul?!
markdayresponse 4 years ago
<gulp> I'm soooooooooo not getting a cam now... LOL
Moona1966 4 years ago
Breast implants.... where?
sarrycrey 4 years ago
I hope you smacked the guy who interupted you mark, I would have.
FallingStar17 4 years ago
I was just amused... I don't think he'd seen MOVING PICTURES before...
markdayresponse 4 years ago
he said nappy
drzendoom 4 years ago
Yeah, but in scotland that's what we call a diaper...
markdayresponse 4 years ago
Being Scottish and living in America (also in the Bay Area) I chuckled when I heard the word nappy and thought "I bet there's a comment from someone saying that he said nappy"
YouTube never disappoints me =D
mmuk89 4 years ago
Mental constipation. He's a complete fucktard! Always funny Mark.
dagnabbitio 4 years ago
very cool! Wish we could organize something big like that here in Pittsburgh. This is proof that if we just kept at it...
Well done. Thanks for giving them a voice in the medium.
MisterPhileasFogg 4 years ago
I don't mean to be stoopid but... do you have beaches in Pittsburg?
markdayresponse 4 years ago
two!
coloursepia 4 years ago
man i love that beach :]
i was just there a few weeks ago.
you're rather brilliant. It makes me smile.
dice256 4 years ago
Why thank you...
markdayresponse 4 years ago
Haha, what did that guy say at the end?
AmazingType1 4 years ago
He was just some random guy...
markdayresponse 4 years ago
Breast implants and facelifts! Can I scrub your implant surgery??!?! I know a girl who does GREAT catheter placement, by the way!
ChristopherMast 4 years ago
I was catheterized last year. Never again, if i can help it... it *hurt*
markdayresponse 4 years ago
That was awesome!
D4Shawn 4 years ago
isnt cali so sexy, cept the beachs are ssssoo trashy, those women try not to wear anything
edders 4 years ago
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
coloursepia 4 years ago
Hippie odor! *LAUGHS*
gheefreak 4 years ago
Damn, i gotta go back to the beach.
Richalvarez 4 years ago
yay! i saw it first!
LogainFD 4 years ago
bleh!
azh01e 4 years ago