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  • The Army of Warrior Women, thoroughly cleaned the Karuva system before returning to their holy duties of fetching The Emperor sammiches.

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  • I'd piously rape these women in the name of Slaanesh.

  • @xxlCortez HERESY!! XD

  • @Kyndrie Heresy grows from idleness XDD

  • Jees, is there any human faction who doesn't want to settle things through genocide?

  • @NewGuy2534 The Imperial Guard. They're sent in like pigs for the slaughter, so as to win back the worlds. And it is also dependent on how far gone the planet is, and if it has some religious sentiment to the Imperium itself. The Sabbat Worlds for example are in a state or perpetual Crusading warfare, because its is holy for the Saint Sabbat, of the worlds she had conquered in early Millenium 38. There are those that are not worth maintaining and are destroyed though.

  • Where is Chaos? Where is IG? Where is Blood Ravens?

  • @ixonixas The Chaos IG and Blood Ravens are not in these epilogues, becouse they are not xenos. They are humans, so they get to be in the human epilogues.

  • skulls?... isn't that you know... kind of like Chaos? Skulls being offered up as a gift to a throne?

  • what's the best dawn of war game/expansion? I want to buy one and not sure which one to start with

  • @ubertuber3d Dark Crusade

  • A bunch of crazy brainwashed bitches with sewed up cunts. Period.

  • The two thing that holding the Imperium are Adeptus Mechanicus and Ecclesiarchy sadly their also the cause of the stagnation.

  • Wow. You guys seriously had an argument over this? The Imperium is stagnant.

  • To Pariah and Eternal, you are both wrong after the age of Strife they became a secluded sect due to the inquistions corruption at that point. They vowed to serve humanity in the best way that they see fit. They work along side the inquisition, and Adeptes Asartes but over all they are mainly a self governing order now. Some of the monestary chapters still serve an arm of the imperium (the inquisition or even militant branchs) Although these monestary sects are more rare.

  • Wait the Emperor wants skulls now to huh?

    I SMELL HERESY!!!

  • I like how much the game compares to the dark ages in Europe with, much of the same fanaticism and fx the inquisiton. The faith displayed by the sisters of battle even though its just a game, is probably one of the worst things in humans

  • @MrBlush11 a fanaticism for the better of humanity is one of the best things in this game. Compared to the demon gods, the countless xenos who are trying to conquer/kill humanity, and random human greed that leads to rebellion to split off and make humanity weaker thier fanatisim is quite possibly a reason why Humans have a chance. All the human armies in 40k display fanatiscism because that gives them the will & courage to fight, win, and live.

  • @Kravockian

    Yes, but according to the wh40k story says that the civil population live in the utmost squalor and filth. A small elite has everything while the remainder of the civil population are left with very little. That is also why Chaos draws most of its power from the nature of humanity. The fanaticism and oppression causes this.

    Also if the Imperium is going to survive it is going to have to reintroduce science and logic instead of dogmatic thinking.

    Look at the Tau for example.

  • @MrBlush11 it isn't the fanaticism that causes this (although I do appreciate this exchange of opinoins) it is the decline of umanity as we are just now starting to rediscover our lost technologies. The tau are a poor choice for a non dogmatic thinking because they are completely dogmatic but in a surpressed way. The etherals can manipulate pheramones in order to control and convince other tau, and any settlements that they take over that have humans the humans are sterilized.

  • @Kravockian

    I doubt the imperium is rediscovering any lost technologies. from where? from battling other races? Science is 'heretical' in the imperium. If the imperium does not change its ways it will decline and end up getting destroyed. Unless of course the emperor returns.

    You are correct about the etherals. I just looked away from that since it is only speculated.

    It was the horus heresy that doomed humanity. Without the emperor the imperium turned into a fascist civilisation.

  • @MrBlush11 alot of technology was lost during the horus heresy and science has never been heretical, only xeno techology that is a vast difference. They are not truly a facist civilization as each system has different distinct organizations, a surfdom is more accurate to what they are. In the end the Imperium is fine because all this fighting and storyline has so far only taken place in 1/12th of the actual universe that is why the are fine. The point is the fanaticism has kept humans alive.

  • @Kravockian

    I know that the imperium is not fascist by definition, I merely wanted to point out the authoritatian and oppressive state of the Imperium. Critical thinking is forbidden (to some extent). My point is that fanaticism was not required pre-horus heresy. Quite the contrary the Emperor wanted Science and Logic to become the imperial 'truth' rather than him being worshipped as a god. He saw that kind of fanatacism as what have plagued mankinds history.

  • @MrBlush11 again Surfdom is more accurate, people put into servitude while still maintaining theier "freedom" and are given citizenship due to it. Critical thinking is not forbidden (the adeptus machanicus is a perfect example as well as the ministorum) it is when alien technology is introduced to human technology or even human biology that becomes tech heresy. The fanaticism exsisted pre-heresy and it is because he tried to stop the fanaticism that some legions turned traitor against him.

  • @Kravockian The entire "imperial creed" of the imperium is oppressive. That is why the emperor wanted to eradicate organised religion. He did not want to enslave humanity. Yes fanatacism did exist before the horus heresy, but not at all to the extent of post-heresy.

    And it is definitely not allowed to question the divinity of the emperor. In the imperial cult he is a god which he is not. he would be the first one to say. yet any deviance from this viewpoint is considered heresy.

  • @MrBlush11 Ok clearly you haven't read some of the stories pertaining before the Horus heresy Lorgar (I believe that was his name) Was by far the most fanatic to have ever exsisted in the warhammer fantasy and because the emperor dissapproved of his worship that is what led to him turning to chaos. The Imperial creed is noy oppressive. What does it teach? It teaches stubborness in the face of defeat and inspires heroism. The only people it oppresses are the cowardly in the 40k universe.

  • @Kravockian Also what has it to do with what race I play? My favourite race is actually Imperial Guard.

    ok so the adeptus mechanicus is allowed, but only because of its huge importance for the imperium.

    If you read the background stories about the Dark age of technology it says that it left the Imperium with a distrust for science. Ever since the horus heresy and the beginning of the imperium culture and technology have stagnated within humanity.

  • @MrBlush11 I know but you seem to be hateing on the imperium so much that tau and eldar would seem like what you played because you keep referring to them as though there is something wrong with how they take care of things. And the imperial guard isn't a race its just an army lol, and I have read the Dark age of technology thats when alot of tech was lost and they are now starting to re-discover it. (Crusader is an example).

  • @MrBlush11 Also if no deviance is allowed then why do the Adeptus Mechanincus worship the machine god? Seriously it sounds like you base everything off video games and a few codex entries. It sounds like you play tau or eldar, most likely tau because you keep using the word opressed as though it is strictly the only imperial characteristic.

  • @Kravockian Yes I do base off this the dawn of war games and the stuff I have read on wh40 k wiki.

    Yes Lorgar's fanatacism was his downfall. When the emperor refused his wish to worhip him as a god he turned to the chaos gods seeing them only them worthy of his worship.

    Why did the Emperor refuse Mankinds wish to worship him? Because he did not want to enslave humanity into a superstitious religion. The imperial Cult has resulted into tyranny, superstition and intolerance.

  • @MrBlush11 The reason why the imperial cul Started worship of the emperor was because it became apparent that if people could not worship a divine example of humanity they would turn to darker gods. It is not enslavement or tyranny to be vigilant against deamonic influences. I also wouldn't base things of wiki's since they have key events altered by personal opinoins most of the time. All in all however I don't see how given the situation you can see worshiping the emperor as bad.

  • @Kravockian When I said race, I did it because that's what the game calls it. Force of habit.

    I am not hating on the Imperium I like the story of wh40k I just wouldn't wanna live there.

    I don't think we can come to an agreement, just what I have read and seen is that the Imperium is what I said it was: a technologically and culturally stagnat civilisation. Not that the Imperium is bad, it just is not good either. Also you cant mean the current state of the Imperium is what the emperor wanted

  • @Kravockian Finally yes the maybe people did need something bigger than the imperial truth's belief in science and reason. But I maintain that the latter is by far possible and the better solution

  • @MrBlush11 wait so your saying that degenerateing into demon worship where everyone is out to kill each other and are truly tyrants is the better choice?

  • @Kravockian

    nope I meant that the better choice, the Imperial truth.

  • @Kravockian

    the imperium ressembles a feudal society more than anything.

    With the age of the Imperium came intellectual regression, political repression, technological stagnation and as I've said tyranny. Where a small elite exploits the masses and religiou savagery. This is what I mean

  • @MrBlush11 Like I said it's a serfdom, also it isn't religous savagery they are fanatics but there is othing savage about the imperium. Harsh? Maybe but in this situation I would see it as the norm.

  • Sister: Blood for the Emperor! Skulls for the Golden Throne! Let the galaxy burn!

  • To Our God-Emperor We Prey.

  • Sister of battle epilougs: PURGE! there now noone will have to watch this.

  • Name of the song or where I can find it?

  • @rba718 The Da Vinci Code - 07 - Salvete Virgines

  • @BigDickCheney thanks

  • Dammit, that's so sad.

    Stuff like this is why I play Tau.

  • Sisters of Battle don't like people with taints...lol

  • Its very nice but... theres no battle.

  • crazy girls

  • The music in the backround ... can I get it somewhere? Even the soundtrack of the game in total ... ?

  • @Galenin PM me, I'll send it to you.

  • @BigDickCheney Would it be possible for you to send it to me, as well? After I pm you.

  • @Ithilaraina Yes.

  • The Old Ones created the Eldar as a survivor race. They created them as a way both to preserve the Old One's dream of intelligent life and as a way to fight the Necrons. The Eldar also represent Humankind's greatest rivals and greatest potential ally in the 41st Millenium. The Gothic War, (12th Black Crusade) was only won when the Imperium allied with an Eldar Craftworld.

    It's just the Eldar are too xenophobic to trust Humans just yet.

  • @NicholasGeschke there more xenophobic? even more so than the humans?

  • The Sisters are awesome. Enemies of the God Emperor can only be cleansed through flame.

  • The Sisters of Battle are what happens when a zealot takes over a good cause - They are fanatical to the point of madness and see all aliens, even the honorable such ones as Eldar and Tau, as enemies of mankind. The Sisters' way of going at it is: When in doubt, kill everything that isn't one of us while shouting "For the Emperor!".

  • @NicholasGeschke: All aliens in the eyes of man are evil irregardless. It is a sin for them to even exist. The lesson the Imperium teaches is danger of religion, it brings only death and destruction to all life.

  • @NicholasGeschke: The Eldar are decietful and backstabbing. They will gladly kill you if you don't have a part in their plan. The Tau just enslave you. You're no longer anyone , you're just another drone of the so called Greater Good.

  • @DeadCanDanceToo but the imperium kills you for a lot of stupid reasons and treat there people like shit

  • @Exzibionperez In a universe full of heresy, betrayal, and warfare, not even the lowliest citizen can be trusted to not be a small cog in the greater mechanisms of Chaos or Tau. With Tau expanding its territories in Segmentum Obscuras, Chaos being everpervading in the Eye of Terror in Segmentum Solar, the Orks striking throughout the galaxy, the Tyranids rising in the Eastern Fringes, and the Necrons waking from their tombs after Millenia. Naturally, trust is something gained, not given.

  • @colonelchris92 The Tau Empire is wholly located in Ultima Segmentum, in the Eastern Fringe...

  • @Exzibionperez Naturally, the Inquisiton is the interior investigators. Not all of them are so radical though, for example Gideon Ravenor and his motley warband of psykers and ex-bounty hunters. For almost 70 years, they had hunted one man, specifically trained to break apart the Imperium by the seams, with the mere mind he possessed. Sygmund Molotch. Or Inquisitor Eisenhorn, many are fair minded, but there are thousands that are radical in their jobs. Exterminatus isn't to be taken lightly.

  • @NicholasGeschke really the taus only fight for the greater good for they are commanded whit the ethereals , really after the death of a ethereal , a tau gladly gona be part to anithing the aren´t the greater good (sorry but is the truth ,literaly )

  • @NicholasGeschke you are right , but really the tau and the eldars are a very bad election to comparate (really only the eldars...i think )

  • @NicholasGeschke really the eldars manipulate the imperium in dawn of war and winter assault and they are the causants to the ork invation to armaggedon and anothers thing , they only are a silly race

  • @NicholasGeschke Aren't the Space Marines as zealous as much as the Sisters? Humans are xenophobic by nature anyway.

  • Question, is there ANYTHING these crazy bitches won't purge?!

  • @outlawstar15a2 Imperium of man :D

  • @outlawstar15a2

    The innocent. :)

  • @outlawstar15a2 i know seriously... damn

  • @outlawstar15a2 well mabey some "big guys" but other than that, boom

  • @outlawstar15a2 Their fellow Sisters... That's what...

  • bitchs killed the necrons, how dare they

  • @barcod11 Necrons can't be killed, F.Y.I.

  • sisters of battle is just another name for chaos to me they are fanatics and are never put under trial the only diffrence beetween chaos and the sisters are chaos worships four gods and they worship the empore both use eldrich powers and both fight fanatically for there deities

  • @tman140 What's so bad about that? Chaos kill to worship. Sisters purge to worship. Chaos kill for the sake of killing. Sisters kill for the sake of saving.

  • @tman140 That is the stupidest idea i've heard today.

  • I've got four words to describe the Sisters of Battle:

    EXTREME. PRE-MENSTRUAL. SYNDROME.

  • @Kemonokami lmfao that about sums them up right there the only problem with it is that it makes them tough and vicous as hell lol

  • Do not approach the sisters during the time of their "red rage", lest thou wishes to be the first human to be launched into orbit without the aid of a shuttle! LOL

  • agreed, and don't forget EXTREME PYROCRATIC FANATICACY

  • If you connect words with a -, they count as one word.

    :3

  • @Kemonokami AND nuns with gunz ;)

  • @Kemonokami  take heed battle-brother, they will find you: emperor forbid its during THAT time of the month.

  • @Kemonokami

    aka every monday for me -_-

  • Tau Empire: Selena thought humanity was too young for all-purpose, portable, hassle-free Acts of Faith... 0_o

  • Orks:

    Orks: "WWAAAGGGHHHH!!!!! *charges at the Living Saint with Squiggoth*

    Living Saint smirks...

    Living Saint: "Fetch, boy. *throws Ecclesiarchal sauce at some Orks*

    (Squiggoth stops in its tracks and eyes Orks with hunger)

    Orks: "SSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!­!!!!!!!!!*

  • Necrons:

    The Deciever charges at Canoness, Selena calls forth the Purifying Light of the Emperor, The Deciever was unaffected and summons a Grand Illusion, The Emperor sends His Avenging Angels to Selena's side...

    All hope was about to be lost when...

    Selena: "EMPEROR, DO NOT FORSAKE ME!!!"

    .......PPPUUUUFFFFF......

    Necron Lord: "What? Over already?*Remembers he left artifacts at Monolith* SSHHHIIITTTTT!!!*

    IT WORKS!!!!

  • Eldar: I hate that. Selena was to narrow-minded! She could've used their technologies for the Emperor's cause! Ahem! FROM THE CURSE OF THE MUTANT, EMPEROR DELIVER US!

  • Dark Eldar: The Canoness was right after all. You could only imagine the horrors the Dark Eldar committed agaist their hapless prisoners. The Narrator said that, " it required all her faith to look at the atrocities and depravities in that place and not go mad," proves that she still has heart... People out there, you question that yet you do not know the torture and pain the prisoners went through...

  • @QueenAbominae14344

    She might physically have heart, yes, but who could remain untainted in middle of dark eldar perversions? Most likely she unshackled the prisoners and tossed them to a pyre. For the Emprah.

  • @DamnatusGesmana... Why not? If they don't serve a great advantage to the Imperium why let them live? And besides the Dark Eldar prisoners would likely be permanently paranoid, catatonic or insane... If you ever read a dictionary, it's called euthanasia...

  • @QueenAbominae14344

    Indeed, why not?

    PS: Usually euthanasia is not performed with flamethrowers, but there are times when you have to improvise

  • @DamnatusGesmana... Well, let's just say Ecclesiarchal-style euthanasia and what do you mean by improvise?

  • When you don't have apotecharian to perform Emperor's mercy, a flamehrower is fine too...

  • Or a storm bolter... Or a Exorcist missile would hit more than one rather than hitting them one at a time...

  • Or a fire-prism blast...Eldar FTW!

  • SoBs made some fried chicken on the Tau moon base,lol.

  • Actually, the Sisters of Battle would be rather useful in Iraq, at least they don't hesistate to act on their enemies, rather than wait for them to attack

  • and they got power armor and a sexy saint

  • Hell yes!

  • Man the SoB are emotionally weak space marines wouldve just walked into dark eldar base destroy everything and leave like it was an average day

  • bullcrap, more space marines turn to chaos than sisters... and besides that dark eldar suppose to be so horrible that they can make anyone cry even a chaos space marine, but obviously not crons or nids.

  • @S4disticJ0k3r lol i like to see that chos space marines or even a necron crying!! lololol it would be funny!

  • In case if what your saying is sarcasm, you saw how eliphas begged for mercy when the daemon prince sentenced him to death, when you defeated chaos stronghold in dark crusade. It would not be far off for a dark eldar to reduce a chaos space marine to a wimpering crying dog with touture treatments that are suppose to be uncontemplatable.

    Necrons don't feel anything at all.

  • @S4disticJ0k3r no its truly not sarcasm! i just find funny the thought of a chaos space marines or necron who cry in fear! anyway im a servent of the mighty emperor so for my every servent of the chaos can crumble in fear before them they re just stupid traitor! =)

  • @ironmax1308

    "Hmm, how can you torture something that can't feel pain. Dammit, I'm haemonculus, and I still can't break necrons...I...I..."

    "Lord Grumenael, you might be interested in this STC we found from cold hands of those half-machines..."

    "Let's see...put discs in to install Windows Vista...excellent..."

    "....Nooooooo...."

  • Hey everyone, sorry im new to dawn of war having just bought it today, but im a complete Chaos fanatic and heard there are mods that can give you specialized chaos chapters like the thousand sons, and noise marines and everything. Does anyone know how to get them? any help would be gr8.

  • Try Firestorm over Kronus mod. Big mod, different gameplay. Try it it is the best mod out there (REALLY) being for years worked on, and still.

  • If they sent the sisters ti Iraq, they would invoke exterminatus on Earth and realize that Earth is Terra 5 minutes later.

  • ROFL Yea...

  • except sisters can't call extermantus because they don't have a fleet by decree passive by Sabastian Thor.

  • @ChaosSamusX No, they wouldn't. The Sisters don't have that authority (I think). They would however kill everyone who didn't immediately convert to the Imperial Faith. And as for Earth being Holy Terra... Where's the Palace? What happened to the continent-cities? Where are the cathedral-fortresses? And the Astronomican?

    Nope, it's not Holy Terra. Probably just terraformed in the likeness of Old Terra before the Dark Age of Technology...

  • @LordSia13 The Sister's have the highest authority in the Imperium, for they are both the most faithful and they are the military arm of the Inquisition, the Inquisition is the highest authority.

  • @SindielxEternal ... Military Arm of the Ecclesiarchy, AKA the Church. The Inquisition's military branch consists of the three Orders; Ordo Malleus (Daemonhunters), Ordo Hereticus (Witchhunters) and Ordo Xenos (Alien hunters).

    And yes, the individual Inquisitors do have one of the highest individual authorities with virtually no checks and balances.

    The Highest Authority belongs to the Emperor, with the High Lords of Terra, one of whom is the Inquisitorial representative, ruling in his stead.

  • @LordSia13 Yes exactly, No Force in the imperium compares to the Inquisition, they can call on every military force in the imperium.

  • @SindielxEternal "Can", yes. However, Inquisitors still have to be mindful of who and what they request, and why, as those who abuse their authority over others (Space Marines in particular) tend to end up missing. It's a big galaxy out there...

    And my whole point was that the Sisters aren't part of the Inquisition, which is what you're attempting to pull! As for being the "most faithful"... I'd give the Grey Knights that recognition, being the only ones with a completely flawless past.

  • @SindielxEternal the representative of the inquisition sits in the emperor's place in rule, the inquisition IS the imperium, the space marines are merely it's main military army over the IG.

  • @SindielxEternal Actually you're wrong it's the high lords of terra, the inquisition is below them.

  • @MyLordPariah yes and who is the high lord that rules over them? the High Lord Inquisitor, Phentorax.

  • They would have castrated every male Iraqi male's dick and BBQ them while screaming: DEATH TO THE HERETICS!! LOL xD

  • thath Confessor must get a LOT of pussy seeing thath he is the one of the few men with lots of women

  • Thats why the Confessor appears so old-looking: his nut juice all dried up by all the pussy hes getting LOL xD

  • Against popular belief, Sister Orders normally don't require their sisters to swear celebsy.

    So if they wanted, they can go down

  • ummmm wow that sounds horribly painful and that probably disappointed most of teh guys who read it

  • Couple of hours*

  • ...where on earth did you get this information? Or, more accurately, what substance were you on when you made it up?

  • Ummm... well in DOW yeah, but he said TT, so there's no such thing as difficulty.

    Necrons have some gay rules

    Chaos does to in TT, Demons NEEDED to be removed from Chaos.

  • You can't really remove Demons from chaos. Chaos without Demons is like Space Marines without bolters. Its... just not right at all.

  • not exactly, and then they did do it and Chaos is STILL overpowered kinda, but I plan on collecting some Word Bearers(SHHH! DON'T THE INQUISITION!) lol

  • Good point, well I guess thats what they're based on.

  • ha ha ha they're not Christians...

  • ruumpleteaser, if you play Chaos in TT your a noob, Chais is soooooo overpowered, the Demons being seperated was NEEDED! but still Chaos is over powered.

  • I love the narration. Even though it is rather hammy with a degree of camp, it's very approriate.

    Dress them up with as much fluff and epic backstories as you like, it dosen't change the fact that the Sisters are essietally nuns with chainsaws; which is immensly awesome with a strong degree of camp.

  • Chaos also has 2 super units:

    *Greater Daemon

    *Daemon Prince

    Also, what are you comparing Necrons to that they are so noob friendly. What fanboy rubbish are you spewing.

  • except that the Monolith and Night bringer (especially the night bringer) are better than both the Greater Daemon and Daemon Prince in almost every way.

  • U know, after you defeat the Necs, all the epilogues say that the Deceiver took action in the battle, but I never saw him

    Only the nightbringer

  • if you try to take the relic near their base he pops up i think

  • -Necrons are stronger than Sms -they can have a percent chance of reviving -they have the best accuracy while firing on the move -ALL of their units can Knock back enemy units at melee *not scarabs -All vehicles have melee attack *not monolith -they can teleport -the hero can revive an entire army -Flayed Ones are stronger than assault Termies -Pharias pwn everything -Night bringer is invincible -Necron have TWO super units -Necron warrios cost 0 resources -Necrons only need energy Necron = OP
  • Tau also = OP

  • Tau are only overpowered at a distance, and therefore are really only "Overpowered" if the person playing them knows what they're doing.

    I wouldn't really call them "overpowered" since they're pretty much an expert's race.

    Same with Eldar.

    Necrons on the other hand? very overpowered, even in the hands of a noob.

  • Tau = 3 fw's + pathfinders + 3 barrcudas + hammer heads = WIN OWNAGE and DEAD.

  • Again, you really have to know what your doing with them. If you try to use them like you would any other army, you'd get your ass kicked.

  • Wounder what would have happened if the 'Nids joined the fray... chomp time!

  • sweet sweet  sweet

  • Pssh Necrons pwn

  • what did all the other races ever do to the sisters that made them annihilate them all???

  • Simple: The other races exist.

  • Their vile forms are an affront to the Emperor's holy light! Why, it's as though you're ignorant of Ecclesiastical Doctrine! You should correct your heresy before you find yourself irreversibly corrupted, brother.

  • That was my point.

  • I was addressing the apostate above you, brother.

  • Oh. Okay.

  • They were born non-human. That's about it.

  • lol arent all non-humans a tumor

  • CHAOS AND DARK ELDAR !!!!

  • FOR THE GLORY OF CHAOS!!!!!!!!!

  • Souls to sate the hunger of Slaanesh!

  • Space, they are zealots; you cannot really expect them to be completly sane.

    Still, I, personally, admire them.

  • Selena and gorguts should go on a date i mean gorguts say the SOBs fight real burny and the cannoness wasnt to hurt that the warboss escaped i mean they have so much in commmon.

    1)they hate everyone

    2)they get mad at everything

    3)they both think they are the best

    4)they both have really loud and annoying battlecrys

    5)they know they are underated and not played enough on SS online

  • lol,must be a boring date,seeing how orks lack genitals.

  • yeah but they would talk all night it would be one of the relation ships about love not sex you know those one in a million love storys lol

  • That'd be a funny pairing. It'd be as strange as the Taldeer/Eliphas pairing.