Harry Enfield - The Scousers Visit The Beach

[Clynemeister]

eh eh eh eh eh eh calm down calm down!

[EggYoug]

UNITED FOREVA

[mrpipshit1]

i thought the one in the middle was an everton fan

[SteBrazier2K9]

im scouse and find this fucking hilarious

calm down!

[UpandComingArts]

So funny! We all scousers at Up & Coming Arts! :-)

[MrMadjackmacmad]

Whats a scouser?

[manutdsalfordreds]

@MrMadjackmacmad Liverpudlian

[MrMadjackmacmad]

@manutdsalfordreds Ah. Thank you.

[SandGandBandD]

I'm a scouser, I'm not offended

[metafis]

They are actually taking the piss out of the 'brookside' fictional stereotypes.

Which is why its funny, not offensive.

[MrDevHan]

I love Scousers <3

[LuKaZz420]

People, stop arguing and just enjoy the video.

[P1mpMyBr1de]

I'm a Smoogy but i do trunk runs down to Merseyside everyday. After briefings from my scouse transport manager i end the briefing by saying "G'Reat!" in my best scouse accent*

[Sh0ckmaster]

Anyone know what the original line is at 1:15? The TV edit looks rubbish :D

[trueblue374]

@K6C10 LOL yes we speak English in Liverpool but it is Liverpool English.....no wat i meen laaa

[trueblue374]

I`m a scouser and I don`t know which is funnier this video or the people arguing in the comments.......hahahahahah scousers versus the rest of the world in the comments

[MCFCRuss]

LOL how Harry Enfield is lobster pink

[diggadoidge]

absolute classic!



[ohreprehensibleme]

"An organized massacre of the Mancunians"

[madmouse71]

SCALLY SCOUSER!!!

[thelizardking27club]

1:15 yahaha

[SuperTruth77]

A mate of mine worked with a Scouse woman who whinged endlessly about the “injustice” of Hillsborough- apparently some relation of hers was among “the 96”.

He got so sick of this that he organised a flashmob of colleagues to re-enact the scene- squashing themselves up against the window by her desk & pretending to suffocate under the pressure. She was horribly upset & crying for hours- that fact that HE did it only made it worse- they’d slept together after a night out just the week before!

[roadend78]

@SuperTruth77 mong

[St0kA1]

is the blonde one billly conneley?

[aiiDz]

alrice alrice, cyam down cyam down

[RichyBMelodies]

Ey ey ey 

[catherinek94]

@a7xsuckcock are you proud of being a stuck up tosser?

[consul1957]

Y'bleedin' lesbo!

[IPROxTONIICZ]

makes me laugh every time i see it alllwright ugly bird..

[connorthekid1]

Who ever thinks this is a tipicle scouser can do one, ive not seen one scouser like this,EVER, its a fucking joke from t.v not a chance for nobheads to have a go at scousers

[Renneskid]

calm down calm down

[dudefromacountry]

Of course these awesome dudes are Liverpool fans :P

[skeletorphd]

For those that don't know, this was a fly on the wall documentary about liverpudlians.

[EvertonSHITonKOPITES]

these dont represent liverpool cos theyre fuckin murderers.. liverpool is blue!!! the city is ours

[Liamdonoghueownsyou]

@EvertonSHITonKOPITES everton represent kirkby, walton and bootle, rest is red.

[EvertonSHITonKOPITES]

@Liamdonoghueownsyou i live in croxteth and theres loads blues around me u dickhead

[Liamdonoghueownsyou]

@EvertonSHITonKOPITES do u wana meet up for a scrap then yea?

[Garkar2006]

@Liamdonoghueownsyou calm down calm down

[Stevelinguist]

QED

[TheCharlatan74]

@a7xsuckcock your name says it all

[Stevelinguist]

This is a very accurate portrayal of the scumbags.They cause trouble and annoy everyone as soon as they arrive, it's no exaggeration. Then they commit crimes and atrocities and blame everyone and everything else, wallowing in self-pity and then start justice campaigns. Then they boycott newspapers and put people on their hate-list. I've lived there so I know how they are first-hand. A Psychiatrist would have a field-day with them.

[TheCharlatan74]

@Stevelinguist you cheeky fucking cunt you said you lived there why dont you now u fuckin poof,as for wallowing in self pity i presume ur talking about hillsborough u sick twat,get a life and grow up but id willingly swap any of the 96 lives for yours prick

[ArTicEvO]

@Stevelinguist you cheeky twat, ill fucking smash your ed in , were do u live

[catherinek94]

@Stevelinguist i can't imagine you having a life :/

[LoganSmithHunter]

they remind me of the crabs from finding nemo

[jed20092009]

FUNNY AS FUCK CALM DOWN CALM DOWN ARE YOU STARTEN

FROM A TRUE SCOUSER

[grnday4life]

why are they movin around like the tin man?

[winchuni22]

Haha amazing. My fav shirt as well!

[EZdrifter21]

haha 1:22 he has a Carlsberg tan lol.

[MrJconnolly1916]

hey look there's ugly bird, awright ugly bird gie's a shag

[Metatarsal]

Hay fat bird gis a shag!!

[Bananayoghurt1000]

what language do they speak in liverpool

[portersbabe]

@Bananayoghurt1000 Scouse! lol

[trueblue374]

@Bananayoghurt1000 "what language do they speak in Liverpool".........hahahahahah­a we speak Harry Enfield scouse

[swiv2d]

i haven't had the pleasure of meeting a true scouser lol

[Ophiuchus123456789]

@hammoFB aaahhh reyt ahhhh reyt chalm down chhalm down

[catherinek94]

funny thing is none of us scousers are offended by this , just think it's funny

[jackcoglin]

@catherinek94 well said mate

[xiheartzacefron94x]

@catherinek94 ikr :')

[mich27g]

@catherinek94 - great sense of humour!!!!

[Mirozenx]

@catherinek94 because it's true (:

[papoj1PVR]

@catherinek94

That's not funny, that's an ability to laugh at yourself and have a high tolerance for piss takes!

[jackbailey94]

fucking scouse twats

[superjonnyj]

@jackbailey94 shut up you cunt! fucking wanker mate.

[brabazon10]

BRING BACK JIMMY TARBUCK!

[MrEeqqee]

"it's in the rule boook" XD

[DylanScanlanAFC]

Shut de fuck up arguing, just admire sum true brilliance... ... ...

[clawlesslawless]

this is BOSS

[FatalError0]

Eh, ca'm down ca'm down Dexter and manc.

[07MancUK]

this is EXACTLY how scousers are

[dexterccf2]

@07MancUK oh yeah?? you fuckin manc twat

[07MancUK]

@dexterccf2 Typical scouse reaction. Pure scum.

[bigbaddwolff]

@07MancUK ...amazing that fucktards like dont realise 'the scousers' was a pisstake of scouse sterotypes spouted by pathetic bigots like u...BWAHAHAHA!

bleasdale, mcgann and moraghan all come from liverpool ..BWAHAHAHA!...at least we can laff at ourselves

its u whos the pure scum, lad.

[failedlife1993]

Isn't he an Everton fan in other episodes? Why does he have a Liverpool shirt on lol?

[SuperLouie2000]

go liverpool

[kopkingstevie8]

i love liverpool and its people best people you could ever meet

[xXxawy]

love that strong accent,,, specially when they say : lookh... and fookhin... liked it a lot ... funny vid

[Gellis2009]

most people with heads know this isnt how all soucers talk. not all londoners are cockneys, not everyone who lives in the country talks like a farmer.

[skunkhead2006]

theys some really nice fanny in liverpool the scouser in the middle is a typical looking scouser to me shifty and not to be trusted probly with a smack habit thats bigger than big like 20 bags a morning,and a o/z of rock b4 breakfast...all scousers rob each others pads in prison,all pad theves each and everyone,most av been on the gear or still are......what im saying is never trust a scouser,saying that some of the best ever sniff ive had acme from Liverpoool washed up the best of the best..

[theyardieman]

@skunkhead2006 you say all that like its a bad thing

[rymatthews]

haha an you wont be getting any scouse "fanny" cos ya 43 still commenting on youtube about "good sniff" nobhead, you'd get neckslapped talking like that up ere.

[M1K3H3AL3Y09]

@skunkhead2006 shut up you fucking horrible cunt

[antiemegzz]

@skunkhead2006 i dont know who the fuck you think you are mate, but you obviously have the wrong fucking idea of Liverpool! theres gunna be sniff everywhere you dickhead. Scousers arnt shifty i should know!!

[catherinek94]

@skunkhead2006 grow up!

[mooxim]

hmm it's not in the description, tags or name of the vid nut somehow I found this by searching for "calm down" like i knew i would.

[thelegendofcarsley]

"Dis iz dere country!"

[vestibual]

Lol i'm scouse and although this is taking the piss i think this is hillarious, i just hate it when people think this is actually what scousers are like. xD

[keefy99999]

scousers like a laugh im sure they would think this is funny and just a laugh as intended

[TheNmd96]

exactly like goin to the beach with my cousins,

[MrAshonicko]

are you a homo :)

alright ugly bird giv us shag lmao

[Psikonort]

Makes me well proud of my Scouse heritage.A friendlier , more hospitable people with a sense of humour you would be hard pressed to find anywhere. If you don't agree then you must be starting & cruising for a bruising!

[horridshrimp2k37]

kits in teh rule buuk

[Banners82]

is there any scouse girls who arent orange

[seafortha]

@Banners82 haha not many anymore, i'm from liverpool and i don't know why half the birds round our way look like that.. it's the new wag look i think, but it's shite and cheapo!!

[izzyhun]

@Banners82 er im a scouse girl and im as pale as a ghost

[catherinek94]

@Banners82 there are many

[theyardieman]

tbh every1 in liverpools got an uncle called terry and a cuzen garry.. iv never met any1 called barry tho but every1 gotta john in there family aswel iv got 5 :)

[TheDeane64]

Thought all scoucers went to Blackpool. Calm down, terry

[Kickbox72]

the 18 peolpe that dont like this r scouse

[MrNathanBlack]

lol! scousers are pussy cats on holidays.

[smellmybellend]

this sketch was spot on, scousers can start a fight in an empty room

[olivercarsbass]

terrible liddypool accent

[Feisty1967]

Scousers are bastards, my ex-boyfriend is Scouse, he called me a Piece of Shit in public, slammed a taxi car door in my face and left me bleeding on the pavement and then sped off and then finally, last year he pushed me onto my Dad's car then threatened to smash it up and called me a loser at the same time. What charming people they are!

[lfc4evamullav]

@Feisty1967 why because one scouser sparked you out, he should of fuckin bummed the shit out of you while he was at it you sound like a slut

[MrBigd1970]

@lfc4evamullav you dickhead

[mickmosqito]

@lfc4evamullav hahaha well said m8

[sicon67]

@Feisty1967 Everywhere you go, you're gonna get low-lifes like your ex-boyfriend. By saying that all scousers are the same makes you sound ignorant just like your boyfriend. He treated you badly yet you continued to go out with him. Choose your boyfriends more carefully next time.

[xSaraStarx]

@Feisty1967 You really need to get a grip of yourself. You've commented on nearly every Harry Enfield Scouser video on here. You've made it perfectly clear that you don't like scousers but there is no need to comment on nearly every video. You're a grown woman for God's sake! Yeah it's sad that he treated you like that but that doesn't mean all scousers are like that. Most Scousers would flip if some one layed a hand on a girl. So do us all a favour and GROW THE FUCK UP

[mickmosqito]

@xSaraStarx well said hun

[MyMrMikeyS]

@Feisty1967

Are you stupid?

So because of the actions of ONE scouser, You blame them all?

Pretty good logic you got there, love.

[Pipeskin]

@Feisty1967 As you can see from the replies to your message, it is only the Scousers who are ever the "victims", contrary to what the rest of us have experienced first hand.They are the Romanians and Nigerians of the UK.

[jpblade90]

@Feisty1967 you will find cunts like that all over england.not jus scousers.

[catherinek94]

@Feisty1967 that's a reflection on your boyfriend , not liverpool! use your common sense!

[PD1968]

Listen,Man United were founded by a scouser so fuck off,you're only cultural export is because of a scouser.Frederick Attock for those who didn't know,they like to keep that quiet!!!!!!

[sicon67]

@PD1968 I didn't know that. Shocking. His family should be burnt at the stake for his crime:-)

[PD1968]

Listen,Man United were founded by a scouser so fuck off,you're only cultural export is because of a scouser.Frederick Attock for those who didn't know,they like to keep that quiet!!!!!!

[Pipeskin]

Scousers on the beach. They obviously caused a fight and argument within five minutes of arriving. This is so typical of them. I was born in that dump unfortunately, but got out as soon as I was old enough. I'm nothing like them atall, I can't stand their nauseating twang either. They think they have a monopoly on humour! Now THAT'S a joke!

[inRAFAweTRUST05]

@Pipeskin get a grip u manc twat

[Pipeskin]

@inRAFAweTRUST05 Tut tut. Don't you like the truth about that yob/slob infested dump? I'm going by what I saw growing up there,not stereotypes. Run along and start yet another justice campaign for poor "put-upon" Scousers.

[inRAFAweTRUST05]

@Pipeskin listen lad if anyone believes that your scouse they need throwin off a cliff. your obviously a jelous bitter manc who has nothing to do with his shity life. an you grew up were? name things abar this "shity" city then lad u fuckin whopper. an if your tryin to pretend to be from liverpool, why rnt you callin yourself scouse

[sicon67]

@Pipeskin Knobhead. Every city has its bad points. We live on planet Earth not Eutopia.

[catherinek94]

@Pipeskin wool

[goldyn12345]

hahah i know this might sound like a silly question but are most scousers like this lol

[theyardieman]

@goldyn12345 personality yhh its spot on tbh altho obviously a bit exaggerated to make it funny but yehh thats y scousers love it coz it reminds of us growin up speicly in the late 80's an 90's that was how we all dressed aswel.. never sin any1 widda tash or an a perm tho

[catherinek94]

@goldyn12345 i think we can all agree that's a NO

[Dantheirishman21]

come back when ye win more trophies than us

[jusaboniux]

Fuck all u scousers cuz manchester rules

[enjoico76]

@jusaboniux you best fuck off lad before someone comes on here askin you for pills, you manc bastard

[scousechick87]

i love how carlsberg is the only part of his body tht isnt sunburnt makes me laugh

[anthonythatsme100]

alrite ugly bird giz a shag ha ha

[alexshoward]

LIVERPOOL el más grande de Inglaterra

[AndrewUK1987]

I've never been to Liverpool, I wanna go.

[isaacer62]

@AndrewUK1987 yh you should go and see the liver building and the liver building has the biggest clock face in europe and see anfield on evertons ground what ever floats you boat frank

[Landofwoads]

hey look theres an ugly bird ALLRITE UGLY BIRD GIVE A SHAG

[Mazza4Azza]

Ey ey ey ey ey, calm down. xD

[bergerbdel]

Scousers in Cannes-perish the thought! When you book your Spanish hotel, make sure who the rest of the clientele are BTW.

[dunesw64]

lol English guidos.

[mechnar9]

thats's not at all what they are....are you retarded?

[dunesw64]

lol brain dead Guido is upset. Tell me, shit for brains, what's the difference between the two other than the obvious geographical differences? Come on, bucket baby, educate me.

[mechnar9]

@dunesw64 The fact are English and have their own culture you dumb cunt, which is nothing like guidos at all, the wops and the English couldn't be more different. This video is taking the piss out a particular English stereotype which has clearly bypassed you completely and made u make a retarded comment about guidos. As if europe was some place where everyone is the same, your ignornace makes me sick.

[dunesw64]

@mechnar9 My God you're fucking stupid kid. The only thing you can come up with that separates guidos with scousers is the fact that they're english? No shit, moron. That's what I'm saying. Fucking dumb racist prick. You say I'm ignorant yet you insult Italians by calling them wops? How fucking stupid do you have to be to no understand that guidos and these guys are both portrayed as stereotypes and jokes. Fuck kid, tell your parents to spend their welfare checks on food and not internet on you.

[mechnar9]

@dunesw64 The fact are English and have their own culture you dumb cunt, which is nothing like guidos at all, the wops and the English couldn't be more different. This video is taking the piss out a particular English stereotype which has clearly bypassed you completely and made you make a retarded comment about guidos. As if europe was some place where everyone is the same, your ignorance makes me sick.

[spoogi718]

scousers rule cheers lads

[LozzyBabiieXx]

@badwolf66 Hahha i know yeh (Y)

and i will make my own decisions :L

Thanks anyway :)

[LozzyBabiieXx]

@LozzyBabiieXx thats why i love them scousers.. cos i make my own decisions :) x

[stallerud1616]

scousers <3

[LozzyBabiieXx]

Hahha i'm Lauren :)

And wow i love the scouse accent its top :D

But i'm suppose to hate you scousers cos am from Manchester but you know what i dont :) :) :)

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[badwolf66]

@LozzyBabiieXx You are allowed to think for yourself and make your own decisions =D

[Billyfozz]

@LozzyBabiieXx

I'm a scouser and think it's pathetic the way we hate each other... A A A A A A you know what I mean like. ;)

[LozzyBabiieXx]

@Billyfozz haha i know what you mean XD x

[jemster1996]

I am Jemma and i live in spain

I am scouse and i love it

[rtothepandj]

ay?

[ed1ss]

Hahaha,

Scousers are such knobs, love Harry Enfield!

[TherianthropeAndrewH]

Im from Liverpool & agree 100% lol

[flamehart0]

You twat

[AhlyLiverpool]

Liverpool <3

[diprose]

fuck scousers

[flamehart0]

fuck ya ma

[ballslikeabadger]

Im from Derry and I love Liverpool. Its a beautiful city, really friendly people, beautiful women and excellent night life. I go there 7 or 8 times a year and theres nowhere else like it.

[6dood6]

its boss innit! i live here an i love it to :P

[izzyhun]

@ballslikeabadger everyone that has actually been to Liverpool loves it the only people that slag it off are people who haven't even been here

[keggymufc]

fuck off scousers and there jheri curl haircuts FUCK OFF

[DG3744]

Go-On Keggy! RED ARMY!! WHO R YAH!!

[alexshoward]

¡VIVA LIVERPOOL!! ...