Peeance freeance-One of the weirder things Bush has said

[dinosaurjerk]

i told him to say it. i'm a chimanzee, and george bush jr [also a chimpanzee] is my best friend.

[jakobein]

Apparently Bush's closest staff and colleagues said he's a really affable guy and he garnered tremendous loyalty on that basis. My question is, why was it enough for them that he was nice, when he was clearly so dangerously incompetent and busy destroying several nations, including the US?

[duckie48]

Exactly. Nice only goes so far. I'll take competence over nice any day when it comes to who should be president.

[jakobein]

oh, ya gotta love the guy next to him who notices he's in shot for one of the all-time classics but has to play it cool. You can see him look around as if to say "Hey George, what are you on?" and then blank out and nod sagely as though nothing has happened.

[juhlster1021]

I want a t-shirt that just says "Peeance Freeance"

[lsloan]

I think he actually meant to say "penis seance", but it came out wrong...

[bushputz]

penis seance?

Is that how he communicates with Dick?

[juhlster1021]

Dubya had Dick in the palm of his hand for all 8 years he was president.

[bushputz]

Maybe that wide stance helps him get better reception.

[dinosaurjerk]

damn, wish this guy was in white house again!

[mistarcraw]

this guy was president for eight years

[D0g63rt]

this guy is old

[mistarcraw]

Peeance freeance

[SudoJim]

peeance freeance

[glenakin]

peeance freeance

LMAO!!!!!!!!11

[yt5454]

I am ashamed of my country for having allowed that man into the White House, and ashamed again that he was not impeached.

[bitherwack]

Yes 'Yt', an impeachment would have sent the message to the world community that Americans aren't the kind of idiots that the president supposedly speaks for.

"Peance, freance..." What the he11 is that ???

[MagnificoGiganticus]

Yeah, I want to know what the hell it was he thought he was saying. And did you see the other cat look over at him when he said (and I use that word loosely with Herr Bush) it? HA!

[n1ghtley]

wat

[rgdaddy22903]

All this time I thought he said "Penis". Well, at least "penis" is a real word.

[billthebutcher2]

That boy ain't right.

[delise54]

I kinda like that phrase! A freance peance sounds pretty good.

[OghamTheBold]

Language is a fluid thing - but sometimes you should leave some of the fluid in the bottle

[iolanthela]

WIN! I've been laughing for 10 minutes over your comment. I plan to totally steal it at some appropriate moment in the future!

[Oracle411]

okay, so...what is he actually saying? or meant to say or whatever?

[slLLyhumans]

Dont you speak english ? Peance Freance Iraq .

LOL I like how the guy sitting next to him glances over when he says the word " peance" .

[Oracle411]

yes, i speak english. still don't get it. that's why i asked.

[yosoyeldecider]

This is the kind of error people make when they are given audio content to parrot and they get out of sync with the stream. I think his earpiece was malfunctioning.

[astralmagickcraft]

I guess.

[iolanthela]

Yeah. I'm guessing earpiece malfunction. Like in the debate with Kerry. Remember?

"Wait! I'm not finished!"

Uh ... George?? Nobody else was talking!

(WHY do any otherwise decent folks still think this was a straight-up great guy who Kept Us All Safe?)

[Ederlore]

I've always believed that Bush was suffering from brain damage due to his alcohol and cocaine abuse. It's finally catching up with him. It's also possible that now he's in the lame duck mode, his handlers are letting him drink again but I'll go with the brain damage. Laura will probably have him confined to the basement in another ten years so he can't get to the pretzels or any sharp knives.

[flitedocnm]

He is truly demented. Pickled. Gone. Can we make it another 46 Dyas, 17 Hrs, 55 Mins, 35.2 Sec?? Dunno ... Them peeance-freeance people may get us yet.

[gayzertube]

The man is drunk. I am not joking. His brain is fried from alcohol. Even if he's sober in the video, he was drunk a few hours beforehand.

[gypsyangell]

what the f--k??? My word---he wasn't a godawful president, he was just speaking a terrestrially foreign language all these years!!!! As the late great William S. Burroughs said: "Language is a virus from outer space..."

[devans00]

peeance freeance?

tha hell?

[NealShannon6]

just being himself... a mega-moron!!!!!

[partijenbrij]

Whaa ???

[sliceyD]

Gotta love that wide stance and the positioning of those big furry microphones.

[iphill]

Umm...I'm not so sure that one is a furry microphone. Is he unzipped???

[jasperjava]

What was he TRYING to say? Does anyone know?

[Finilouella]

Beats me. But look at the way he's sitting there, taking a wide stance. The man is too unconscious to be embarrassed, obviously.

[Alden890]

His misfiring brain rehashed "free, and secure, and peaceful Iraq" into new combinations. He meant to say "a free and secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous..." but it started coming out "A pea and secure Iraq..." He cut himself off at the "s" in "secure", though. "A pea and s..-- free and s...-- secure Iraq..." Maybe he also had hiccups.

[racetoinfinity]

That is the lignuistic explanation. Yep, Chimp, Cheney-Rove-Rummie sock puppet left off the "d"s in the "ands", as lazier Texans are wont to do, especially when they're developmentally arrested at 20 yr. old frat boy levels.

[vinbl1952]

If this is a real question, it seems clear that he meant to say "a free, peaceful, an' secure" Iraq, mangled it by starting with "a pea an' s..." then realized his mistake and started over again and said "free an' secure." But his manner of speaking ran the words together, making it sound like peance freance. It's still funny, but it's not totally out of left field.

[rusticyuppie]

That actually sounds plausible.

[SmolderingRuin]

What is the dear man talking about? Is he drinking so much he's completely incoherent?

[Tuthill99]

god i hate republicans! THEY are so stupid! it just drives me crazy

[rroja]

wtf does that mean?