Trick or treat

[thoriume]

Me and my girlfriend were at at party and everyone was calling me a pedo, cause I'm 28 and my girlfriend is 18. So we left, because I'll be damned if they were going to ruin my 10th aniversery.

[cronikproductions]

I hate peedofules

[JoJoDeathunter]

Haha, classic, the second half especially had me laughing out loud, a rare co-occurrence indeed. Best somegreybloke I've watched so far.

[YamoxD]

i love this

[halloween574]

YOU ARE SICK

[Citrus3000]

Wow, the ending was pretty detailled ^^

[MegaTHeGaTeKeEpEr]

i am not like them i am 16 and i am much better than the devil kid :P

[greenjelly01]

LOL!! I bet if you read the "Old ladies almanac of croquet games from the 1800s" with that accent, you'd still be funny!

[Calmos333]

111,111 views!

[ncfwhitetigress]

This was epic.

[ArcaneMage54k]

You know Geld in German means "money".

[tonberryknife]

@ArcaneMage54k

You know Danegeld was a tax raised to pay tribute to the Viking raiders to save a land from being ravaged

[fuzhouanonymous]

@ArcaneMage54k Dane geld. lol. Look it up for those that don't get the historical reference. You might learn something.

[homerbear46]

Yes, you are quite correct..kids are just not sexy at all.

[rolfedrengen]

Amazing! Love!

[Megzrocksyoursocks]

Wtf is this. Is this supposed to be funny, this is gay.

[batlin]

@frithwks *bingbong* Mike Hunt to the checkout desk please, Mike Hunt needed at the checkout desk

[GamingDiamond]

your amazing

[talithasuya]

This is a hilarious video, aren't I?

[pip9999]

@talithasuya ima like it too, innit? :)

[99emobunnies]

your brillant!

[DysphoricExemption]

funny and horrible. funny and horrible

[MagnusHarvest]

haha dane gelds costume? wtf

[AnonymousPsych]

Ha ha ha, took me a few seconds to register that; Danegeld! Brilliant!

[koponenii]

@AnonymousPsych IIIIIIiim pissed coz i dont get that Dane Geld part :( Explain it to me Immediatly whit 501 letter. Geld as German money. ?!?!?! o.o !?!?!?

[AnonymousPsych]

@koponenii "Danegeld" is the old English word for the money the vikings (primarily danes) took or blackmailed from the English. And yes, etymologically it means Danish gold/money. The term is also used to denote the part of britain where the viking influence was the strongest. Not exactly 501 letters but I hope it helps.

[koponenii]

@AnonymousPsych uba t y for GOOD answer.I would never quessed this..no change at all to be looking TV when history channel talks abt this and even then it would be miracle coz subtitles. Saved :D

[progandother]

"And...it would be too tight."

Horrible imagery but absolutely brilliant comedy, and your voice is absolutely enchanting.

[TheBarracuda57]

"Why would you waste your time with a 9 year old that is useless in bed!" Haha

[gordonthefree17]

hahahah This stuff is golden

[JIPPIX94]

lmao i bet the americans don't get half of these jokes

[MagnusHarvest]

@JIPPIX94 hehe and yet they speak the language, im a dane and i think hes hilarious

[MrWebberman]

@JIPPIX94 People are smarter than you think. Remember that.

[TheEmoKiller3000]

lmaooo "He reads the daily mail"

[angelicmshakes]

sssoooooooooo funny

[pexx1000]

this guy looks like such a dumb ass xD

[AmelieBrooks]

On the brink of ... Man ... !!

[BONNIE567]

"He reads the Daily Mail" "So I gave them £30." xD I love you somegreybloke.

[TheCryingface]

@reevo0: £30 is about 50 US $

[MrDustandechoes]

lol how much is 30 quid?

[reevo0]

20-25 dollars

[letimotei]

Omg, how is it possible for americans to be that ignorant. He's british, he's obviously speaking about British Pounds which is a currency.

Look it up.

[MrDustandechoes]

You're quite judgemental. I knew that quid was a currency, just wasn't sure what that exact amount was equivalent to in American currency. No big deal.

[helikos1]

sorry i was pissed off that day

[helikos1]

believe me americans r stupid i was talkin to some and didnt know wot euros r how thick can u get

[AllanaJayneWatson0x]

HAHAHA omg . . . i cant stop laughing lmfao

[PrimordialWarlock]

Two years later and still funny for Halloween.

[erwinparker]

grammar correcting came up when i least expected it!

[littlelierz]

lol £30!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!! lol

;D

[satan163]

trick or treat!...what do you mean? lol xD

[TheEmoKiller3000]

"he reads the daily mail"

fucking brilliant, pissed myself laughing the whole way through - this has got to be one of the best grey man videos yet, the grammar correction lesson was awesome aswell :D

[tinkeropsi]

the part about the gramma was fucking hilarous!

[irondrumwork09]

LOL this is brilliant! i cant stop laughing!

[christoff10]

he reads the daily mail, that's genius.

[jnw85]

a baby bandit lol

[Silkspine]

more gold!

[sullydownunder]

brilliant vid

innit?

[BillieDean]

"He reads the daily mail" loooooool. This should be a tv series.

[furiousB17]

i agree somegreybloke for the tv !!!!!

[bonbonhej]

I agree !! somegreybloke as a tv-series!! LOL

[theonefoster]

@BillieDean oh deffinately! Would be a massive hit! :) -James

[jonnypatton]

This is rather amusing :)

[gossieuk]

lol @ daily mail

[thecoolmex]

I gave them 30 quid, are those still worth anything.

[TheDjBassed]

yes

[FluffyFiend]

you should of said if you dont fuck off i will rape you lol

[XBoyZontherun]

@SenorPeligro93 dude you can do that at silly channels like failblog or whatever. but not here. this is real epic stuff..

[SoftGeek13]

and it would be too tight xD!!

[SupermarketsRevil]

too...tight...? I don't understand lol

[jamogre]

lol very cutting

[Woodeh06]

hilarious

[punkslilncs]

Dane Geld LOL but wait isnt he meant to pay you to stop you...

[XBoyZontherun]

Dane Geld is sounds like "Dein Geld" Which is german meaning: your money.

lol

[punkslilncs]

No no i know.. but also,The Danegeld is aDanish tax thatwas a tax raised to pay tribute to the Viking raiders to save a land from being ravaged. So people paid the vikings to stop them from raping them and tearing up their lands and causing havoc.

[televisewhatyouwant]

Wow, that's quite clever.

[hayman4548213]

How do you have some sex? and what would be the difference between having some sex as opposed to having much sex. Is the preposition some referring to portions or whole units of sex?

[oMODWOLFo]

Stop nit-picking over ephemeral dialectual terms.

[DragonRomer]

Fuck you, I'm going to go have one sex.

[narcolepticbrushfire]

Some being an adjective of quality and type, not portions, perhaps? Such as "some types of apple" or "some sort of trick" - use your limited imagination.

[hayman4548213]

Well according to the dictionary it can refer to any amount. Anything from three to an infinite number of times.Which is counter intuitive because some would think that the word some would be limited by a number. You however indicate it is also a quality and type. You mean a verity of sex like missionary or doggy style. Well this was not indicated in the definition and I can not think of any examples which might illustrate your point.

[J4YM5]

it means ure a virgin

[bluetictac]

You might be a pedo. Maybe you just haven't found the right child yet?

[shopaholic900]

love it...."he reads the daily mail"

[axorozzas]

Love how the chav comes out with a witty comment.

DANE GELD !

CLASSIC!

[Wags182494]

lol XD

[charzaman]

hahahahahha

as a guy said before

because he's so boring he became unboring

[josesilva9910]

One of the best channels in youtube.

[sachalab]

mate you are a comedic genius....

[EvieAndBob]

lmao you're right it doesn't make sense!!

too tight XD rofl

[nowlistenheremate]

The funniest thing about Graham, is that he takes everything so literally. for instance, when he says 'you can't say that', you instantly think he is attempting to stop the kid from lying to his dad, but infact he is saying that your literally cant say that, because it makes no sense, its just....its just epic, its just too funny. Graham pwns :3

[ComradeButtsecks]

thanks for clearing that up with me

[nowlistenheremate]

no problem, comrade. to be honest I didn't have you in mind when I gave my reiview of this video, infact I didn't know of your existence until just now, but so long as you found consolement in my comment all is well.

[happyguy49]

hehe.. "obliviousness to sarcasm" is a legitimate form of humor, that i personally somewhat enjoy

[nowlistenheremate]

hehe, indd. i also find it a way of not starting an internet agrument, whilst at the same time, really digging into a stupid comment without causing offence ;)

and im talking about comrades comment, not your one :o

[oscarnodiaz]

@nowlistenheremate Yes thanks for pointing out the obvious joke. Hope this doesn't spoil it for anyone who read this before watching

[markieinger1]

@nowlistenheremate very witty and clever too

[xXHPIxXXxRACINGXx]

that kid on your newest vid is this little boy and he always relates to someone sexualy abusing him

[ILikeCrumpets]

'He reads the Daily Mail.' Doesn't he?

[twadz1966]

xD

Class

[accionmutante2]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha!!!!!!

[ragekage209]

xDD so funny. and ur rite about pedophiles.

[danielgustavoparedes]

lololol...wow

[Servant0fSteel]

This was epic!! haha 5 stars

[xLivxLovesxRonnyx]

lol this one made me laugh hahahah

I loved it

[Nopiw]

Never looked at pedophilia that way... you're right it doesn't make any sense.

[lapisScarab]

dane geld... hilarious

[pussinboots896]

YOUR THE BEST!

[savalan85]

not brilliant use of English =)) OMFG that was owesome

[Soviet7799]

Children arent likely to be any good at sex.... LMFAO

[lollymc90210]

fucking hysterical (:

'they haven't had time to practice'

[hahabonkbook7]

''he reads the daily mail''

[svlnd]

so true about the Daily Mail!!!

[nathangyt]

'is he likely 2 believe that?'

'he reads the daily mail!'

lol lol lol lol lol!

[onetimexxx]

i dont get it

[onetimexxx]

no i dont read the paper fool.

[piggyboy8910]

Well the joke is only douchebags read the daily mail coz it's all propaganda sizzle. Btw I'm liking the touch of Mr.T vocab in your sentence

[Mitchie0987]

it wud be just too tight lol

[mikeyb2k9]

so of ur vids are funny yeah i admit, but putting sh*t like that really is fuked up... u mentally capacitated irl or summin? innit..

[bonzibonzibonzi1987]

...

[Thorblack2]

Lmao...why would you give them £30? I would give them like 50p each! :p

Brill video though!

[pickhaeles]

It's really weird to hear my name(Dane) in reference to other people. 0_o

Great vids though. XD

[andyc19832]

lmfao so so funny, some people might not like this type of humour, but lmao, when you said cant say innit because that is the same as isnt it?, i laffed so hard because he was taking it so seriously, and rofl about the kid 'taking it on board'

[ChannieN]

I Don't Understand Why Pedophilia Is So Popular

ROFL

[Psymaaan]

Hahaha, genius. Intelligent, observant and hugely inappropriate. I love it.

[pixelrose4]

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[m3dsi]

God, that was hilarious! "He reads the Daily Mail"...so true lol.

Also liked the clever pun with his name - "Danegeld" being the money paid by the Saxons to stop the Vikings from pillaging them - very appropriate ;)

[foxyjohnuk]

lol, so funny!

[ArlianaChan]

Hahahaha

[SenorPeligro93]

i almost choked on my food laughing at this

[cthulhlu]

hes just so damn wrong and so damn funny

[andy412412]

soooo i gave them £30 quid pmsl lol

[adorkable2012]

itd be too tight....

HAHAHA. :)

[Indigochild1]

I love that grammar lesson!

[turnipspread]

"He reads the daily mail" what a line.

[grinchy95]

Thank you! The word "innit" doesnt work in the majority of sentences!

[Thorblack2]

I'm going to go home and tell my dad you just raped me. LMFAO

[jbfug]

REminds the English Teacher I had at School

[Cairnsy15]

WTF just wrong :L DANE

[ScepticalPenguin]

LMFAO, That's SO WRONG

[darkmarkrammstein]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah­ahahhaahahahhaahahhaahahahahha­hahahhahahaha u get beaten up round ere mate

[ptrd07]

Also....It'd be too tight. LOL.

[Cactiphile]

Never ever ever answer the door at Halloween. Keep the lights off as well.

BTW that kid had painted his teeth with custard yellow enamel paint as well?

[dandaman62]

pure brilliance. these should be on TV, maybe you should show them to the BBC or sommin lol

[dave3601]

omg!!! this is soo funny innit :P

[inkstersco]

In Scotland we say ' amn't I '.

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[lonerider543]

lol, geld is the german word for money :D

[smellyellie1990]

Sooooo funny. The whole grammatical correctness is hilarious. I'm so gonna try that on the next chav that tried threatening me!!

[rippzz123]

ud get beat up lol

[xilentpwn]

tight LOL

[Highwayhome]

ahahaha

[0v3rd0seh]

My throat hurts so much from laughing. Thanks.

[HazzJB]

"He reads The Daily Mail."

Nice

[pgjr00]

£30...you mug, he would have been happy with a pound!! lol....time to subscribe and hope for more funny vids!!!!!

[ChoclateTurtle]

omg this is so funny

[pigsbishop99]

Some translations from French:

N'est Pas = Innit

Qu'est-ce que c'est? = What the fuck is it?

[jakeaction81]

Bastard british kids are always called Dane !

[Dahalexdudes]

fuk off im called alex u twat

[ChrisAT1992]

lol i dont know anyone who's called dane, and im british. He is a abit of a twat isnt he.

[Dubzoomember]

There's a fella in my year called Dean but one of the teacher's calls him Dane.

[nomadine85]

I bet he would go apeshit if the teacher then accidentally called him Dame instead of Dane at some point.

[haz863]

Innit

[pixietoes666]

haha your funny

[Succubating]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[magicboyb]

his arguments aganst pedafilia are very compeling

[horonomos69]

This is one of the funniest things i've ever seen! You are brilliant mate!!

[Blazzord]

too tight hahahaha

[Postmane]

So wrong but so funny! lol

Btw the sound is fine.

[CPkids1998]

OMG i lafed so hard i nearly died

[KylieRKitten]

haha classic!

[WastedPlatypus]

LOL " it would be too tight" quality.

[Cagebreaker21]

i laughed so hard

[RustyShuriken]

my last comment was a reply to ndyt

why do replies get SO must up these days?!

[ndyt]

RustyShuriken, yeah, the broken nesting thing pisses me too.

[HaloJunkieXP]

why is pedophilia so popular anyway?? lol

[MrDorkLard]

because it sells newspapers

[roytheshort]

No introduction, no explanation just... trick or treat.

lol

[gregbest90]

is your dad likely to believe you?

he reads the daily mail....

LMAO!!!!!!

[guardianchucho]

Galatians 5:19 KJV 19Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, 20Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, 21Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that

[ndyt]

those kids painted their teeth yellow too!