Chop Wizard

[funnygirl12367]

i almost cut my entiare fingerff this afternoon with a knife

[GodCrushedGaming]

0:47 You're doing it wrong.

[TonixTech]

Did she use a mallet to chop the tomato?

[DustinWorker]

Woman at 0:32 does not belong in that kitchen!

[hello2250]

i have this, and i dont think people realize how much you actually have to PUSHHH the lid to really make it go through... if you pay close attention, she has SOME MUSCLES and she is really forcing it.

[bennie128]

@hello2250 i was wondering how much force you have to use and it looks like you have to put in some elbow grease

[evolutionj]

@hello2250 I don't even have the product and it was the first thing I noticed when I watched the video

[Biobliter]

Just what happens if I slice a dick?

[TheHannah2901]

@Biobliter you make a dick salad quick and easy

[TeaPot1505]

0:46 who cuts tomatoes and squishes them?

[LUK3SYboy]

that bitch may as well use a meat tenderizer, it would make less mess.

[comedycord123]

those woman cant cut shit

[roflitsdani]

Lol, I used to work in a summer camp kitchen, using this thing was more of a chore than using a knife, peices of food get stuck in the blades, always got jammed, and became broken, could be the cheap plastic that its made of.

[Beaster456]

right away i know this is bull, super sharp stainless steel blades? won't be for long. and cutting things with a knife is only dangerous if your a dumbass, i should know XD

[kintarben]

:45 poorly trained woman...

[DQBlizzard168]

0:29 how is that logical it only cut vertical not horizontal

[lovesjpmarone456]

Ok, since when us cutting tomatos that difficult? I do it all the time

[mrpotatohead34]

i only clicked this because i thought there would be a wizard with a sword

[tobi9ify]

0:50 i thought he said pubes... im watching too much shane dawson

[DoctorMoonwalker]

A friend of mine has this. When he pressed it down, it cracked the container and broke off the hinges.

[PooDaBag]

im not retarded enough to cut my finger off cutting potatoes, these ppl in these infomertials are either mentally unstable orrrrr get paid a fuck load, ill stick to knives

[lukel1888]

will it blend?

[Ailiennguyen]

@0:47 sigh....pathetic 

[epicrandomnessXD]

she looks liek shes using a lot of effort ._.

[spinycrayfish]

The secret isn't the ultra sharp blades, its the hidden elephant off camera jumping on the device to squeeze the fuck out of it

[musixxbabe]

its not the onion thats making her cry, its this infomercial.

[beachbubble1012]

thumbs up if you watch these just for the hilarious comments!

[channyandseddiefan]

MY MOM HAS THIS!!!!!!!!

It's awesome, but not NEARLY as easy to cut as it looks. XD

[wowkittyman07]

Sitting naked...watching commertials....online...at 3 am...so this is what its come to.... T.T

[SuperjailDr]

My mom has this.....

[xXChibiFoxXx]

the woman at 1:18 struggled a bit.

[skate3bails]

that would just mush the veggies up, also if you chop tomatoes like that you fail at life >.>

[GoBerthYourself]

she puts her hands to her sides after every chopping motion.

[cyborgtroy]

@GoBerthYourself - Yeah, that's really weird. She doesn't want her hands near it, they're magically repelled.

[EpicCorruption]

Is it just me, or is theini slicer bigger than the original?

[mermaidamp]

These infomercials rule,because I think of using them in my apartment by the beach.

[IsmaelandLugi21]

what does he say 0:46-0:49

[virulenttrend]

@IsmaelandLugi21 chopping tomatoes with a knife can be a soupy mess.

[IsmaelandLugi21]

@virulenttrend what's soupy mess?

[virulenttrend]

@IsmaelandLugi21 Having the appearance of soup.

[IsmaelandLugi21]

@virulenttrend No, soupy mess.

[virulenttrend]

@IsmaelandLugi21 soupy: Having the appearance or consistency of soup

mess: A dirty or untidy state of things or of a place

[iMoha46]

DUDE WTFF he said it chops pinapple but before you can put it in the chop wizard , you have to chop it. WTFFFFFFFF

[AliceSinfulAi]

it looks fun to just use for fun O_O

[beekeeyah]

after they use if, everytime, they put their arms down next to their sides haha :)

[cyborgtroy]

@beekeeyah - It's the informercial robot people!

[AfternoonProductions]

I love how the lady is like balling her eyes out when she's cutting 1 onion.

[tehleetcaptain]

why is it that all the dipshits in commercials always cut themselves? are they emo?

[rotsnot]

a measuring cup i bet an idiot will try using it to measure and cut water

[haoliver1]

is it just me, or is salsa in all food commercials?

[Hauntzor]

Man, who knew that onions shat out green, toxic gas when you cut them....

[guynamedjoe]

00:51

Chop Wizard Chops Tomatoes into pubes.

[doeboyfresssh18]

THATS WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE.

[michaelbrawn]

LOL

[thoseofmiddlearth]

why would i want a stir fry?

[Lazlo319]

*Insert Will It Blend intro theme*

[hlssmat]

LOL

[zenshin12]

lol

[syrus3k]

Get a slap chop. Everyone knows Vince is right.

[krininja]

XD Yeah, everyone loves his nuts.

[loserkidd234]

ahahahahahahaha whos deosnt know how to cut tomatoes right..and woundnt the blades get dull after soo much use??

[MikeysGirl2105]

couldnt they have made like (alot) bigger

[endfx]

my mom got one of these, the catch is, all the things u chop have to be dry to some extent, wont cut if its wet, ie tomato

[baozeng]

just shit is good for lazy people

[ohnzee]

im about to say the same thing

[rachapoom]

Chop Chop CHOP !!!!

[xastrickxplusx]

i love how she needs to slam down the top in order for it to look "effortless" xD

[senser1080]

LOL

[xsomchaix]

The only thing is, if it gets dull, you can't do anything.... It just mushes the food..

[YouToobDoode]

rofl she puts her arms away after every chop

[dallaschick33]

we own one and it works

[rafalaviola]

holy crap

[mubd1234]

"The secret is the ultra sharp stainless steel blades, which will immediately dice your hands if you lean on it accidentally!"

[DustinWorker]

@mubd1234 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ULTRA SHARP STAINLESS STEEL, REALLY? STAINLESS STEEL? THE SOFTEST STEEL ON THE PLANET?

[madbaddog69]

i have one, you have to put mother fucking 250 pounds for a mudda fucking apple

[demonz29222]

that lady didint atully cut her finger shes facking it look carefully

[xsomchaix]

Hahaha, who's gonna actually cut their hand?

[AJMZXFC]

Is it just me, or does that look like killing?

[codyr783]

This thing works good.