Zero Punctuation: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

[Deathwing2]

IM DISCOVERING YOU

[Ebvardh]

He's not misogynistic either, folks.

[nolab143691]

really a Crystal skull wtf cant be to gangster looking for a crystal skull

[gregolol777]

the lazy nicolas cage i know rights hes so lazy these days

[michaelsixtus1]

Racist like a fox!

[MadGamerCo]

I love the picture that is exactly at 1:30

[ChozoNomad]

Anyone else stop paying attention to read the slow moving text in the background?

[edgehead62888]

@ChozoNomad U-n-f-u-n-n-y... Dammit... *clicks back to ignore the slow-scrolling words and listen to Yahtzee*

[lalocTdot]

@1:09 needs to be on a shirt or something

[lordoftrolling]

DAMN IT YAHTZEE, the video is almost over, and you didn´t even make a racist jok...

oh

[101ramboman]

Who else noticed the "not racist" picture?

[darkdesigns]

...I actually want to get this game now. If only to pretend I'm playing a psychotic Indiana Jones. ^_^

[EyeoftheU]

I like that idea about BotS being a prequel to Call of Duty 4. It all makes sense now.

[nikolaslaven]

whenever i think i watched all zero punctuation youtube throws another one on me

[jimmyhatts]

the lazy ni... "end credits" ha!

[hanfgamer]

the lazy nig- DA DADADA DADADA DUM DUM DUM XD

[ando759]

gga

[alphabees]

its a photo of yahtzee and somebody else with an arrow pointing to yahtzee claiming to be Not Racist...yes i do have quick reflexes which allowed me to pause it on the photo...they are at a bar with a yellow photo film filter

[Samotslayer]

Naztzee you racist bastard

[TheDestroyerComics]

i keep saying "alright, i'll watch this one then go to bed." then i see another game and think,"oh, i gotta hear that one, then i'll go to bed" i need yahtzee rehab!

[Greener221]

"You shoot the guns and make the peoples fall down" LOL 8-Bit Theater reference maybe? Which is weird because he hates webcomics.

[Greener221]

Who was the black guy in the photo?

[CymetricCymphony]

Anybody else catch the "unfunny soapbox bit" in the background?

[SleepNoJutsu]

Hilarious! <3

[flamed112]

the lazy nig- hahahahhahaha

[DoctaJ876757]

Anyone notice the "Not Racist" subliminal messages?

[Kingkahn222]

@DoctaJ876757 after a bunch of failed attempts to stop it JUUST right, yes.

[thewatcher22492]

inb4 4 people are black

[VoreTechz1985]

Not that they would know anything about work....

The Lazy nig.......

[18lilandy]

lol he bogish

[cnsmith1234]

Im black and i thought the ending was fucking hilarious lol

[MilesDaFoo616]

I don't know why but I suddenly have the urge to buy some "Not Racist".... I don't know if its a product But I still want to buy it

[gateship2]

I believe he was about to say niggard, which is in no way a racist term, still negative, but not racist. Don't believe me, look it up!

[Regginyaga]

...gers

[TokiTokix3]

I had to re-watch the part where "Unfunny soap box bit" scrolls past the screen cuz I was too busy reading "Unfunny soap box bit" to be listening >.<

[victorsheart]

I called it. 7 times for that picture. *NOT RACIST*

[RevolutionaryLoser]

50 Cent/Lara Croft crossover? Shut up and take my money. However, if I don't get to see Lara dressing 50 Cent in a gimp outfit and whipping his ass raw I will be severely disappointed.

[Caboose039]

@Fragman08 I have heard it, so I suppose I 've heard a different kind of rap than you, because the subject matter of all rap i've heard was about 'Guns, whores and whores getting shot with guns.'

[crazyjak56]

@Caboose039 there's a lot to be heard out there besides the general nonsense you usually find. For now I suggest deltron 3030, some 90's stuff.

[TheSuicidalPumpkin]

I think we all already knew that this game was a horrible and a pathetic pop culture reference but we just wanted to see Yahtzee trash it to shit because it's funny.

[stokes721]

@TheSuicidalPumpkin Yeah, you pretty much said it, haha.

[Ratchet612]

Has anyone notice in the background at 1:04 to 1:18. Where there are the words "UNFUNNY SOAPBOX BIT" scrolling by. Cause that what happens at that time.

[LUKE070069]

I love the subliminal picture of him at 1:29

[xeypher108]

i loved the last part "the lazy nig"

[MegaRammstein7]

I'm not a racist, some of my best friends are white!

[hitjohnyup]

To the viewers (not to Yahtzee):

There are people qualified to belittle the rapper lifestyle/fantasy for all its misguided materialism and hate-mongering, and those people are not teenage/twenty-something white people who "aren't racist" and have never had any real black friends. Leave the critiquing to people as smart as Yahtzee (or preferably, much smarter than him).

[nakenmil]

@hitjohnyup So, you only count as a non-racist if you have a fitting percentage of black friends?

Don't get me wrong; there are certainly lots of morons out there who happen to be white and who happen to think they are witty when they comment on the faults and shortcomings of hiphop in ways that are certainly not witty, but it seems a bit unfortunate that whenever criticism of hiphop arises, the race card is played so diligently.

No one ever chastises me for loathing J- and K-pop.

[Xdust5]

@cstaknys I tried it and you were right. It turned into a sick rap.

[SporeTres]

@Xdust5

A white rap, nontheless, which has as much rhythm to it as a packet full of screws poured into a centrifuge, while your 3 year old plays with the velocity settings.

[nakenmil]

@SporeTres I don't know, I never thought Jay-Z (while having sufficient amounts of brown on his skin) had that good a rythm.

[SporeTres]

@nakenmil

Maybe that is because of the fluidity of the English language. Sadly, I live in Germany, and since we are famous for hard and harsh vocalisation, every white German rapper ultimatively fails with the language.

[GhostLink92]

@SporeTres You guys have Rammstein. You're good.

[SporeTres]

@GhostLink92

I will perhaps change your view of Germany, but not every German likes Rammstein. you are right, that German is the language to go for Metal and music alike. Trying to rap in German is similar to Deathmetal in Swahili :D

[phaeton01]

ultimately i think 50 cents games have given more to us than most games because there are so many great piss taking analysis' of it.

[Svxji]

HT ending in this is so epic, holy crap, laughing my ass of everytime, Yahtzee you are a true hero

[cstaknys]

play any beat during the video and it turns into a sick rap

[tacoziz]

lol the lazy ni(outro)



[Caboose039]

@ygdrasel I'm only using the words "Rap" and "Poetry" in the same sentence without the words "is not" between them because both rap and poetry are rhyming words read to the sound of music (sometimes). Even then, poetry was occasionally written as lovesongs, but rap is written as "Make love or I will shoot you bitch" songs.

[fragman08]

@Caboose039 you don't really know much about rap do you? You only know the mainstream. Check out stuff like "the coup". Tis better to be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

[Audi134]

The good news is, Yahtzee is being honest...(AND NO HE'S NOT BEING RACIST!)

[soccrgrl25]

At 1:29, pause the video. Just do it.

[Caboose039]

Well what would you shoot a whore with beside a gun? Oh. Wait....

[eternalnight264]

'Not Racist,' Mmmm..subliminal...

[Caboose039]

At least I'm not the only one who realizes that rap is simply the rude little lovechild of hip-hop and poetry.

[Ygdrasel]

@Caboose039

I refuse to even give it association to poetry. To be fair, Slowbeef did an amazing LP of this game. Or maybe it was ChipCheezum. It was hilarious, whoever it was.

[loui4125]

Did anyone notice the scrolling text at 1:04?

[Thejeeman1999]

lol 2:21

[66sonicfan]

you fucing racist

[strife93]

@66sonicfan What is this "fucing" that you speak of?

[66sonicfan]

@strife93 it was a typo cus i cant spell 4 shat

[gibsdsid]

@66sonicfan you are not very old are you?

[JacktheMansin]

@66sonicfan We can all learn from this being. For he overflowing with intelligence.

[viraticwars]

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!

[Splaterson92]

1:30 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[HellBreak777]

Subliminal "not racist" messages. Har. Har. Har. Though seriously, another great review. Without someone to nitpick at the bad stuff, how can game developers make better games?

[TheDamnedPanda]

Oh shit the ending made me laugh, but he's completely right, the game's just materialistic selfish shit of some asshole.

[TheRobDog24]

I think we all know who the 1 dislike is.

[Indirectcell]

@TheRobDog24 and his friend who found him.

[MixedRage]

@TheRobDog24 Then who are the other three...

[TheRobDog24]

@MixedRage You were touched by an older man as a young boy weren't you.

[BrunchMan12]

1 person is 50 cent

[UnforsakenProdigy]

I think he's just racist. (sarcasm)

[Tookanarrowinthekne1]

Rap is on radio these days, because the people who promoted it are idiots who are desperate enough to make money off of radio waves passing through their towers...sellouts.

[SamAttempts]

WOW Yahtzee, that was brave.  Kudos.

[LaurXL]

1:43, not racist.

[vanrok]

1:25 i laugh so hard

[Partyffs]

tok me 1 min to find , but i got the picture -_-*

Yeay life is fun :D

[alexsmartguy]

"Not Racist" Only appeared 8-9 times :D

[TyberiusOSU]

Lmao@ending

[Chayraz2]

1:05 - 1:17

Words in the background read "unfunny soapbox bit."

[selbydate16]

OMG at the end!!

[MR5chris5MAN]

any one see the subliminal "not racist" image at 1.30??? hahaha well done yahtzee

[darkflyes]

Black guy here 0:46 - 1:22 is fucking awesome

[Dragoonfly96]

I do believe that XPlay said that you couldn't hit Fat Tony from 2 feet away with a shotgun in this game, that's how bad the accuracy is in their opinion

[MichaelSiford]

3:06 anyone else? XD

[madadam10161]

The lazy ni... Totally not racist. Ha

[CrapTurret94]

NOT RACIST

[JoeTheMeatbag]

Yahtzee, you have successfully stated what I find so mystifying about rap/hip hop/whateveryacallit. Excellent social commentary along with an excellent review.

[lylatfox4]

@JoeTheMeatbag

its sad, cause the rap today isnt what hip hop about, but the gangsta rap genre is all u ever hear in the radio, and idk y, wht i do know is rap today appeals alot to white ppl O.o

[justforthelulzzz]

@lylatfox4

You don't know shit about rap if you think gangsta rap is on the radio today.

[OpenlySupportingGays]

@justforthelulzzz It is. I can hear Eminem, 50 cent etc. on the radio all the time.

[jvp117]

2:21

[ShadowWolfRising]

are there subliminal messages?

[chainsawmonk]

unfunny soapbox bit

1:03 through 1:17

have u seen it?:P

[Nothinmuch1409]

Yahtzee you omnipotent paragon, that ending was completely rac-

[nessacheng]

love the subliminal messages

[Unit076]

Press 3 for "Not Racist"

[Aerosmith589]

Yahtzee looks high in the not racist picture.

[WilipichinXP]

Talk about StarCraft :3

[AYoungdude]

Not racist... what video?

[joshp9690]

"Of course, they wouldn't know anything about work, The lazy nig-"

[SuperGamingWorld]

-Died of laughter at the end-

[BuzzBombBmx]

Pause at 2:21

[ninjadel2]

haha no dislikes, apperantly he really wasnt racist :D

[Str8Faced]

yahtzee you look ridiculously stoned in that subtle picture

[Evilzmz]

lol lol lol lol lol the lazy nig

[ara9ond]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT review, Yahtzee. Yes, I'm backtracing your older stuff, and this was genius. My hearty conflabulations for another brilliant review.

[lvanr123456]

HANG ON A SEC.......was that secret message.......nope just a subliminal one

[CombustibleLemons13]

@oleandrummer Defiantly? I think you mean definitely.

[sladikk]

Blogs generally are things that live on the bottom of the ocean and communicate with farts.

[yourdemiseishere]

blog....and the not racist pic????is that you?

[oleandrummer]

Defiantly one of Yahtzee's top ten

[liampwnedu]

Not Racist

[liampwnedu]

Can't believe this only has 8,177 views. Needs more!

[mjgamerboy]

Best ending ever

[louster200]

It's 1 AM, and I'm trying so hard not to laugh.

[RiderRohans]

Not racist =)

[Wildwarts]

I love the subliminal messaging the whole way through XD

[Maca68]

@Wildwarts Not really subliminal if you notice it. :x

[mcrenren2]

2.21 to see what Yahtzee looks hahaha he looks stoned

[likecrunchyness]

bleh.

[ZoanBlade90]

I completely agree.

[GoldTacoProductions]

Must watch ZP!!!!!

[Godzillah1]

"Lazy Nig-"

[Ironbat92]

UNFUNNY SOAPBOX BIT

[scream4thehellofit]

You need more views! How can we get more people to see ZP??

[kristanci]

I really shouldn't drink anything while watching ZP, especially surprise hilarious endings. 

[nanaforiod]

My favorite ending of any Zero Punctuation!! Thank you for putting Zero Punctuation up on You Tube.