Mitch Hedberg Hates Arrows

[meako52]

Dude that is funny stuff!!Ha ha!!

[ressabrak]

I'm surprised there are no "arrow in the knee" jokes lol

[JulienDurden]

@ressabrak there you go

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[lowkeykarnak]

@ressabrak Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody makes arrow-in-the-knee jokes on my watch.

[DoAction]

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." -MH

[casbakebab]

I used to be a nihilist but I kinda lost faith

[T74G]

hahaha!!!!!!

[UnholyMeatpuppet]

What a beautiful human being.

[devongoesdown]

Not letting the troll get the last post in hehehehehe

[JulienDurden]

That would be funny if Mitch Hedberg was killed by a bow and arrow. Then the policemen would be "he warned us not to go that way".

[vejolta]

favourite comedian <3

[erniehead]

Imagine being killed by heroin. Heroin killed you.

[sylicone221]

Hey worms! you can cum and enjoy hehehheee

[obsidian977]

@sylicone221 "Hehehehehehehehe"

Shut the fuck up.

[Tobias2789]

Another point sylicone221, to prove what I was saying, I would like everyone paying attention to this conversation to thumbs up if they have paid to hear the words of Mitch Hedberg

this will prove that Mitch is more popular and more successful than sulicone221, who claims the man is a loser

[sylicone221]

@Tobias2789 ok....i wasnt comparing him to me.....i was just saying....junkie ass loser! hehehehehheheeee...worm food....rotting corpse heheheheeee....you would PAY for this loser? hehehehehehheheee

[rnp18e]

@sylicone221 loser? and what makes you a winner? that junkie ass loser managed to find his niche in comic one liners and non sequiturs, and the world is a funnier place because he existed...what have you done, other than sign on to youtube to trash people? Mitch Hedberg is dead, and still more relevant than you :)

[sylicone221]

@rnp18e non sequiturs? wtf is that?

[rnp18e]

@sylicone221 my point exactly, your ignorant, which is probaly why you don't enjoy his routine or understand his style

[sylicone221]

@rnp18e dont find him funny...lol......just a junkie all he talks about is fucking drugs! heheheee...loser

[rnp18e]

@sylicone221 "all he talks about is fucking drugs" that couldn't be less true. But lets just say your right, and that he is an unfunny junky loser, then, what drives you to search these videos for the sake of bashing a dead guy? maybe...just maybe...your a loser too

[sylicone221]

@rnp18e the only reason i pay attention to him is cuz he died a fucking druggie! no other reason hahahahhahahahh! was he in any films? tv shows? heheheee.....

[rnp18e]

@sylicone221 :speechless: It's unfortunate that the rest of us have no choice but to share a world with idiots like you...don't reply because I won't argue with you anymore.

[sylicone221]

@rnp18e mitch is worm food hehehehee..hey worms! you can come and ENJOY

[jakukufumenase]

@sylicone221 ...You, sir, are an Idiot.

[BlakeTahoe]

@sylicone221 even though you're just trying to get attention by saying that stuff......the difference between you and mitch is, mitch will always be remembered and even missed while when you die you'll be just some nobody no one misses or remembers even a year after..well besides your family..you wont ever have total strangers still talking about you wishing you were around....ever, have a good day

[sylicone221]

@BlakeTahoe not a household name, SMALL fan base, unlike farley and belushi, and River Phoenix! ....d listers have their SMALL fan base, not most of the public! hahahaa...

[tasteflavored]

@sylicone221 dumb troll

[JulienDurden]

@sylicone221 He actually played in two movies and had a role in That 70's show. And he's a comedian, not an actor. I don't know what you wanted to prove with that statement. He is not famous? He might not be as famous as Seinfeld, but that doesn't make him less funnier...

[sylicone221]

@JulienDurden ok, did u know who he was before he died...heheee! i didnt...only pay attention to him cuz he was a junkie

[moebiscuits]

Do you think the worms are eating Mitch and saying to each other, "hey man, this tastes funny..."?

[sylicone221]

@moebiscuits heheheehe! yeah...mitch is worm food! heheheee..yeah.....wormies....­.enjoy your meal heheheehehehehehehheheehehhe!

[sylicone221]

worm food heheheee

[PeachykeenLNG]

@sylicone221 Just checked - all your comments are pathetic like this. Keep your mouth shut kiddo you're wasting yours and everyone else's time

[sylicone221]

@PeachykeenLNG yeah i pick on dead druggies heheee! hes worm food now! heheheheheeee.....

[PeachykeenLNG]

@sylicone221 Right then... well continue on. Whatever keeps your small mind entertained.

[sylicone221]

@PeachykeenLNG hey worms! you can come and enjoy! heheheheheheee......

[PeachykeenLNG]

@sylicone221 Mmkay. So really, why do you post these disgusting comments on all the Mitch Hedberg videos you can find?? Do you have something against him? You do realize he's adored, idolized, missed by millions?

[sylicone221]

@PeachykeenLNG check out the river phoenix videos, hes the one i REALLY hate the most.....never heard of mitch till i read about him dying of od...heeheee..so i only know of him that way hehehehehheee! never heard of him when he was alive....hehehehehheheheheee!~ 

[sylicone221]

@PeachykeenLNG really? then why didnt his death make news like chris farley or john belushi? hehehee! yeah..he was fucking D list hahahhahahaaa....and worm food now! heheehhehehehehehehehheeee

[Tobias2789]

@sylicone221 brother, you are NO list, so don't give shit to a man who is more successful dead than you will ever be in your pathetic life, giggle on that.

[sylicone221]

@Tobias2789 never heard of him till i found his name and that he od'd on drugs, thats how i found out about him....few years ago.....maybe.....didnt know who the hell he was when he was here! comedy central...thats all he did...lol......LOSER! heheehee! druggie....

[Tobias2789]

@sylicone221 ...Loser? exactly what network have you ever been on? Giggling like an idiot and pausing uselessly between words, you sound completely unintelligent, barley comprehensive of any form of proper English and you dare call someone who has been on several stages has a couple a CD's and had a wonderful career, so wonderful that thousands if not millions of people miss him, even upon discovering him, and you think he is a loser?

[sylicone221]

@Tobias2789 druggies heheheee...I NEVER HEARD OF HIM TILL HE DIED OK? HEHEHEEE......his death didnt make news hehehee

[Tobias2789]

@sylicone221 and no one will ever hear of you, and your death most likely will be a cause for celebration

[sylicone221]

@Tobias2789 hehehehehee...mitch is worm food...fucking loser ass junkie! hehehehehee....he sucks dont u think? hehehehee...people only know of him for being dead druggie heheheheeee

[Tobias2789]

@sylicone221 so you talk like a brainless idiot, and its NOT cause your on drugs? I pity you

[xjohnson42]

Love you, Mitch.

[rockstarjonas1234]

45 people like arrows

[pedinoway2]

fuck sxephil

[jeremyschnaible]

@peperonyandchease

I will gather a slew of talentless clowns to annihilate you to vindicate what you've said. Prepare for your last days. Douche.

[AttackMyAss]

Poor man's Steven Wright.

[ybur23]

Hahaha!

[awesomejake23]

"I bought a map......I'm gonna put a pin on everywhere i travel on the map, but first, i have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down."

-Mitch Hedberg

[soulcreampoopcontrol]

this is funny but in a dumb way, like its so dumb its funny, idk if that's what you were going for

[peperonyandchease]

Mitch Headburg is a talentless clown.

[NoNoAkimbo]

@peperonyandchease and your a lifeless cunt. see? anyone can say shit that isn't neccesarily true.

[distress674]

@NoNoAkimbo That was a horrible example... From what I have observed what you said is completely 100% true

[MetaLMunchies]

dammit man i wish he was still here with us

[ahrrp23]

i like this

[ceslovas5555]

yoyo mitch u aint bitch and ur not snitch you jump over ditch and shit on the pitch

[smithers901]

@ceslovas5555 Whoa you're a genius, did you make that up all by yourself? Someone give this man a record deal!

[ceslovas5555]

@smithers901 Thank you :) young boy

[theartofnotbeingseen]

"THAT TREE IS REALLY FAR AWAY!"

[kingbooforums]

hahaha sucks.

[StrumTheStrings]

"a burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef." -Mitch Hedberg, comedic genius

[mjhher3394]

Mitch...if you became a ghost, I would really like to have a conversation with you. I would be like, "woah! it's mitch! and he's....alive. more or less."

[asdfghjklxqwerty]

lol very funny.

[kingbooforums]

where is the cartoon from?

[rickybarningham]

i didnt think he was that funny

[early60srcool]

@rickybarningham

I didn't think he was funny at ALL!

[11882marty]

@early60srcool FUCK YOU

[11882marty]

@rickybarningham FUCK YOU

[pancakesmasher102]

lol

[bubbasprouserox]

line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!

[granddaughterofthegu]

I love you Mitch R.I.P.

[conniestropicalfish]

Mitch Hedberg rocks! Well, he did...

[TragicQueen08]

Look at that dead guy...Let's go that way...lol favorite joke ever.

[Ninix23]

I don't get that part. Can you explain it to me?

[Yamat3]

i thought it meant they were going in the direction of the arrow

[TragicQueen08]

You know what? It might I never thought of that...but he points down, when he says "dead guy"...and then away when he says "let's go that way"...so I'm pretty sure it means that they'd just walk away...idk though, that does make me think.

[asseenontv313]

No, it's like the arrow in there head is pointing somewhere and they think it goes there.

[TragicQueen08]

Yeah, I finally got it. I feel really dumb. Lol...but it's funnier now that I understand it.

[TragicQueen08]

You know what? You're totally right! I've been so wrong about the meaning of this joke...lol wow I feel dumb now. Hahha...

[PunkMusicCity]

@Ninix23 arrows point certain ways and wha he meant by that was you would never solve the murder because people would see the arrow and follow it

[early60srcool]

@PunkMusicCity

Yes. They would follow the arrow into the MURDERED PERSON!

[kylerpoo]

Why does he look like tiny tim?

[maji8om]

parry

[spinemelter2000]

I hate the space bar. It's bigger than the other keyboard keys, but it's the least important. It has no letters and just inserts emptiness into my documents.

[rourin]

And still you used the space bar 26 times to type that comment.

[herostealer6]

Epic win my good sir.

[skittlesizzler]

@rourin He used the whole space bar alphabet

[foodonface]

@skittlesizzler haha, nice noticing

[lemmonorange68]

@TragicQueen08 you my friend are a buzzkill. try to enjoy comedy.

[IdoApu2]

The first person to post a video response with the full comedy central special this came from gets 100 internets AND a subscriber =D

[drivepro]

fuck you i aint goin that way!

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

This was really good.

[tike0rz]

I liked it.

[XxTRJR2123xX]

@Bstylo - Simply by the way you type i can tell you think you are cool. I prescribe a punch to the face, you oh so intellegent entrepreneur

[lupischuckle]

I like Mitch Hedberg- a lot! He was a funny guy. But I did not like this video. It seems pointless to me. Animated Mitch is less funny than real Mitch.

[Itslaundrydayx]

the other thing is, he would have his head down and hair in front of his eyes... but that's a ridiculous amount of detail so i know i could never do even this much haha :)

[Deathseeker214]

He was always moving around on stage,never this still.Good animation,nevertheless.

[NihilisticEye]

I love reading these Mitch Hedberg quotes. Really makes me miss the guy.

[kzolotar]

@NihilisticEye

I just got "Do you believe in Gosh" in the mail...

I don't want to watch it... I miss this fuck sooo much.

[TimesNuRoman]

oh your a king you say? well you won't believe what i have in store for you!

[missblueandblack]

Saved by the bouyancy of citrus! I'll go jet skiing and stay afloat with no life preserver and people ill say"What the hell" and i'll pull out a lime.

[y0shi09]

"i got a ant farm, them fellas didnt grow shit"

[tragischedisko7]

and if I pull your legs off, you would look like snowmen!

[grudainc]

@tragischedisko7 you guys make me happy

[choad45]

this is cute!

[ransization]

Chair lunch dinners

JA!

[MusicMyOnlyLove15]

hes truly missed i jus wosh i had the chance to go see him perform all the good ones die young...

[djabaa]

i saw a lady with a flower once she was plucking out the pedals and she was saying "he loves me he loves me not" good thing the flower cant talk what would it say? "fuck that hurts! fuck that hurts we well! fuck leave me alone! im no longer pretty, and he loves you not! i coulda told you i had an even number of pedals!"

[sybo59]

"I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens"

[Ignitey]

"If fish could scream, ocean would be loud as shit, nothing but fish going...ahhh fuck I thought I looked like that rock"

[pcs800]

My yogurt container lid said "please try again", Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

[djabaa]

i was watching tv and this commercial came on advertising a product to water your hard to reach plants, why would you make your plants hard to reach that seems so very mean, i know you need water but im gunna make you hard to reach, i will throw water at you, hopefully they make a product b4 you shribble and die----1 of my faves love that joke its incredible

[BurningxxAlive]

"Ducks love bread but do not have the capability to buy a loaf, that is the biggest joke on the duck ever". Rest in peace, Mitch. Keep in goin' next poster.

[sumthinotherthanthat]

"I had an ant farm once, and I was really dissappointed........they didn't grow SHIT!" May he rest in peace.

[DJ88hairMetal]

HAHAHAHAHAH awsome mann XD

[gumpyfrancis]

lol i got this on CD man its really funny

[LawlietRyuuzakiSan]

Hmm, look at that dead guy... Let's go /that/ way --->

xDD He was a comic GENIUS.

[KudokanJudo]

That would suck if an arrow killed you... Look at that dead guy..

[hifly2008]

Lets go that way

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[izakguitar]

aahaha thas funny stuff

[Rahavin1]

funny shit...

opus and anthony... any resemblance to odie and andy from old school mtv?

[skeltz]

very good drawings.

[xcoldd]

Waste Man ..... shall we go ... ? ?

[HockeyFanster13]

hey look at that dead guy.... lets go that way LOL

[NihilisticEye]

This video is not really copyrighted.

[Amathev]

You can't copyright something if you're using copyrighted material.

[walterjack]

Got to see Mitch only once.. about a month before he passed. The Stevie Ray Vaughn of comedy... all the stuff he could have done that we'll never know.

[DazrafGamer]

This "nili eye" thing can't copyright Mitch's voice

[theoldmaninvegas]

This town misses you. R.I.P. Mitch.

[juicyparty]

r.i.p bro

[theEphimeralADub]

Good shit! Hillarious!

[susan22]

no fucking way did he really die? this is complete news to me

[DreiHundertftw]

Yep. Drug overdose. Speedballing, I think. Same as Chris Farley.

[Gudamangipo]

No he always had heart problems and died because said heart problems. The drugs probably didn't help but they weren't the cause of it.

[DreiHundertftw]

Many fans tend to defend the stars with all they've got. I'm a fan of Mitch, but I'm not in denial. But I've checked my sources. You haven't. It sucks that I have to break it to you, but you're fucking wrong.

[jcranfordmugsy]

my fav comedian, saw him 4 times R.I.P Bro, i still have the picture he signed for me

[ramvert]

man, i love mitch. his jokes still make me laugh. wish i could have seen him live before he died! r.i.p.

[MarilynMisery]

thats awesome dude.

congrats on the winning of the calendar thingy you got!

[runly1]

RIP mitch. funniest man ever.

[abci23billionmillion]

"Look at that dead guy. Let's go this way."

[slackero666]

===>

[medawg18]

who gives a fuck about mistakes in our sentences... just shut the hell up and watch the damn video

[codyb819]

hey can anybody give me a link to this skit that he did about the numbers 12 13 and 14 it was related to his one bout the twin tree hotel

[unluckykid256932]

Look at that dead guy, look that way.

[jill1250]

actually, my brother was good friends with mitch and he said that by the end of his career he had to do a line before every show

[smokebudsnsf]

bullshit

[idiotboyfred]

blah he is funny

[Nicodemus3108]

This guy is funny cause it always sounds like hes high .... which he most likly was

[kingbrian9]

no he never got high before a show. he didn't like have people see him high

[xNirvanaxMCRx]

Yeah dude he had really bad stage fright anyway, and being high in front of people scared the shit outta him.

[SleptWithUrWife]

all you fucks should get together and write a fucking book. everyone seems to know everything about this guy. just like everything else on the net.

did you know my mom and elton john use to hang out, my dad and bono are still good friends and my brother has the pope on speeddial. fucking douchebags.

[xNirvanaxMCRx]

Calm the fuck down man...

[rockbass]

wow really? that's impressive.

[rbrtsnshwn]

That's a really weird thing to be angry about... I'd be stoked if my family all had crazy famous people on speed dial.

[intoxicated12gauge]

You're ugly

[bacala777]

yeah straight up