Jim Sterling describes E.Y.E.: Divine Cybermancy

[TheLazySamurai]

Ah EYE, a game that has great potential, but the indie devs didnt have the time to finish it.

[amacias2012]

WOW!



[sa1utethedead]

FAT TITS is my new favorite

[hcig]

i couldnt stop laughing at this.

[altsstla]

I hacked into the cracked version of the game, the game hacked back by cracking on me; I played the game, then I noticed the game has been playing with me; I uninstalled the game and yet I'm not its uninstaller.

[au25]

@altsstla makes more sense han the real ending of this game.

[SuperAwesomeMovies]

Sterling says the whole hack the door, door hacks you thing is something you learn right away in EYE. How the shit do you learn ANYTHING right away in EYE? The game literally tells you JACK SHIT on where to go, what to do, how to do it, that combined with the awful script/barely literate dialogue makes for one big WTF-fest. EYE is a game that could be better that DE:HR if someone hadn't apparently stopped working on it a quarter of the way through.

[hcig]

@SuperAwesomeMovies

but the first thing it tells you to do is to... watch the tutorial...

then every time you try something new, it tells you exactly which tutorial to watch...

[SuperAwesomeMovies]

@hcig The in-game "tutorials" are about as useful as the in-game dialogue. :/

[au25]

@SuperAwesomeMovies I was playing that game, then i got stuck, a door wouldnt fucking open, used noclip cheat. Then i reallized that the game wont be completed unless you complete it 3 times with diffirent endings.But the BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT didnt even work properly so i had to wait for a patch so the game can POSSIBLY be completed.

Got that patch, stuck again, FACEPALM, i used noclip and the game said NO COMANDS,NO XP, NO MONEY FOR CHEATER LOL

Fuck em, not buying anything

[SuperAwesomeMovies]

@au25 EYE is a game I wish was good. :/

Fortunately, I guess I got it as a free giveaway during the Steam holiday promotion. Probably should have traded it though.

[SquigPie]

For those interested in the game: I can't promise that you'll like it, there's alot of people who hated it, and alot of people who loved it. However, you HAVE to play it. It's an experience entirely in it's own

[ditziwill1]

Omg This was just incredible... imagine if he made an animation full length for every podtoid. (imposible!) but would be epic!!!

[ReijMan]

Love the inception horns! You sir, are talented!

[svieriobraza]

Wow dude! Great stuff. I especially like the part where Jon Holmes touches TPL's tongue.

[matthewgeminder]

I can say in all honesty that this is one of the funniest things I've seen in years. Keep it up, good sir!

[RonnyTheBear]

This is one of my favorite segments, and you just made it even better.

[eric010101000]

2:36 "huh huh huh"

[EvboDryar]

Butts

[Me102288]

sounds like the only thing you can do is hack in the game.. yet another useless waste of space :-\

[MrUrsudude]

@Me102288 This game is fantastic.

[Me102288]

@MrUrsudude you've never seen any other games have you.

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[MrUrsudude]

@Me102288 Even if this this was the only game I had played, it's clear that I actually played it, unlike you.

[MysteriousMangaman]

I thought of doing something like this a while back but am ashamed to realize that I have no skill in using animation software.

[SirTobbii]

This made me buy the game btw.

[BANANA3434]

Pedophilia.

[IliyaMoroumetz]

Ya know, I certainly hope this will become a regular thing with PODTOID. It would be only the greatest thing ever.

[BrOnXbOmBr21]

Ho-lee fuck.

[GNoodle]

PERFECTION.

[totesnotahipster]

i <3 E.Y.E (i did buy it on a steam sale :3)

[Reaprar]

I feel like I remember you from somewhere, didn't you do the tatsu bowl shit too

[yoursosillysaidjilly]

This was amazing! Please make more!

[gabersons]

o,o

[BeeryGamer]

Hackception: The Game

[SquigPie]

@BeeryGamer The hacking is a very small part of the game, there's the psychich powers, the weapons, the cybernetic upgrades, the researching, not to mention the completely insane plot with 15 hidden endings.

[lonemoose34]

Genius!!!

[tomisstressed]

INSTANT SUBSCRIBE!!!

[MotaboT]

Oh boy. I am so subbed.

[CheeseDoskias]

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. A great story, and a great video to go along with it.

And anyone wondering - the game is exactly as batshit crazy and great and terrible as it sounds.

[wilosaur]

Which episode is this?

[LordJusticar]

Oh god. The part where Jim licks Homes' finger. Priceless.

Great job,Thomas.

[Lowfiboy88]

I need more of these. Do a clip of the podtoid Pie Lords or Willem Dafoe movie ideas

[brockly12345]

The scene were Jonny puts his finger on Jim's lips was priceless =D

[irishcrixus]

This is awesome..Please do lots more Podtoid stuff!!

[RydSpyn]

buy the game people!!

[mszemeredy]

Villainous Score... 8.5

Love it.

[Fury283]

Okay. Awesome...

[tomtom777otz]

Subscribed, and you are Art President of the Forever.

[solozaur]

WOAH

[whyisthisnicknamebad]

hilarious! 

[sixteenbitninja]

I want a wallpaper of Holmes' "Woah!"

[MrVoltySquirrel]

This is the greatest Podtoid-related thing that isn't Podtoid ever. Of all time.

[GetzVonBerlichingen]

Now I really wanna see the rest of the rant...with the paranoia bit :P

Excellent video!

[maleduck]

Next time will be a focus on Jonathan Holmes: Is it Pedophilia or Not?

[kylehlogan]

That was great. DTOID should hire you to do a Podtoid version of The Ricky Gervais Show.

[GxLadinaa]

Loved this. Keep up the good work.

[EvboDryar]

SPORTS!

[masterdeathcode]

Bring Samit and Adam on please!!!!

[vixxito]

I love you

[thesorrow777]

Oh god you need to animate the Pie guild

[DireZyre]

this doesn't do the game justice

[WeaponXX23]

Tara's attract weirdos attack is extremely powerful.

[desertbat55]

The FF battle part was brilliant.

[MonstroUK]

1 person had fat tits.

[Cyber6x]

This is one of the most brilliant things I've ever seen. I was laughing uncontrollably from 2:15 and beyond.

[LoneWolfOnTheHeights]

This is. BRILLIANT! Well done mate. Well done.

[jannaofgoteborg]

Extremely well made. Good work mate!