@Nicholas963258 I asked Hitler and he said "They were supplying us with bombs for our Luftwaffe. Sure some of them blew up, and sure...some of them were dropped in civilian zones....but I tell you dammit it was a gesture of good will and I appreciated that...RIFF RAFF!!"
@KakashiBallZ Well you know the only reason Americans Joined WWII was because they could profit from it (and Japan attacked them). But it would'nt have mattered if they allied with Nazis if they could profit from it. :/
best one in a long while KBZ, you rock....btw what is with a throwback after he figoures out about stalingrad lose?
pretty big thing,if he would rant about "thinkign we won stalingrad and russians are comming from oeverall to say congratulations" on KBZ style would be awesome
It's funny because even though these are parodies, Hitler actually was notorious IRL for refusing to heed his generals' advice, especially towards the end of the war.
As a history student at the 17th best university in the world it's safe to say that I have studied, thank you very much. I've studied enough to know that when Europeans were burning their own history because it was 'pagan', Arabs were preserving Greek and Roman writings on history, science, medicine and philosophy. I also know that without Arabic we would still be doing maths in Roman numerals. I tried to be respectful of your views but evidently I was giving you too much credit.
@thelobsterperson um...yea just about everyone on this planet thats ever read a history book knows this..what was your point there lobster boy? it also said that right at the beginning (june 6 of 1944). wtf?!?
So wait, the Americans landed in German occupied France in order to attack the British from the East even though their homeland is from the west....? Hitler you are one damn genius D=
@Cellvar America knew it couldn't take on the USSR, if you can't beat em join em. Best America could do was wait till Russia and Britain had done most of the fighting and then sweep in and take as much of Europe before the Communists did. And I'd be willing to bet that Anglo-Saxon, Irish or Italian Americans made up larger portions than German Americans.
@Cellvar Where do you get that figure? Besides are you suggesting that America should have joined the war against Britain and the USSR for purely racial reasons? Granted the Soviets were just as bad if not worse than the Nazis but joining Germany would have been suicide, America simply couldn't take on the USSR, for economical and political reasons. The lesser of the two evils was to attack Germany and prevent the Soviets from swallowing all of Europe
@Cellvar Ahh, you are of that persuasion. I won't get into that discussion. Suffice it to say I think it's more than a little hypocritical considering how exactly America came to be. And 53 million Muslims, most of whom live in Turkey, out of a population of 731,000,000 (~7%) is hardly what I would call being swallowed up
And the Pot's calling the kettle black.
ShultsAceOne 4 weeks ago
Hitler must have forgotten about American forces invading North Africa, Sicily, and Italy. And bombing Germany.
classicrocker13able 7 months ago
Explain the A-Bomb, Market Garden and Stalingrad
TheMaristBoy 11 months ago
hahahaa his face at the end haaa
SuperUncleruckus 11 months ago
Jodl thinks that Americans are attacking?
lurchie0815 11 months ago
"THAT'S BECAUSE THEY NEEDED ROOM TO LAND DAMMIT!! FOR FUCK'S SAKE" lol best line
dynomyte789 11 months ago
eisenhower is just trolin
NewSarcaticRascist 1 year ago
Hahahaha this is one the best i have ever seen!
TheJordai 1 year ago
explain the hundreds of american b-17s
Nicholas963258 1 year ago
@Nicholas963258 I asked Hitler and he said "They were supplying us with bombs for our Luftwaffe. Sure some of them blew up, and sure...some of them were dropped in civilian zones....but I tell you dammit it was a gesture of good will and I appreciated that...RIFF RAFF!!"
KakashiBallZ 1 year ago 7
@KakashiBallZ Well you know the only reason Americans Joined WWII was because they could profit from it (and Japan attacked them). But it would'nt have mattered if they allied with Nazis if they could profit from it. :/
SchwarzRitter560 1 day ago
"needed room to land dammit" LOL. (im number 100 views:)
wilmolfc 1 year ago
"ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD THINK THE AMERICANS WERE ATTACKING!"
In that case, Jodl is one smart idiot.
GarlicPudding 1 year ago
appearently Nommandy is a few miles east of Berlin
starkiller0025 1 year ago 3
@starkiller0025 Yeah, just a few turns and you're there!! Lol!!!
kinorai 1 year ago
best one in a long while KBZ, you rock....btw what is with a throwback after he figoures out about stalingrad lose?
pretty big thing,if he would rant about "thinkign we won stalingrad and russians are comming from oeverall to say congratulations" on KBZ style would be awesome
GoodOldN1ghty 1 year ago
as usual BRILLIANT!!!!!!
snupoo 1 year ago
And Russia isn't attacking Berlin, they just want to re-negotiate the non-aggression pact.
NefariousBanana 1 year ago
Excellent Parody as always !!!!
Keep Them Comming ;-)
Real454545 1 year ago
omg... make morre
SmkSimonC 1 year ago
poor Jodl...he was right for once
zombiebrained 1 year ago
It's funny because even though these are parodies, Hitler actually was notorious IRL for refusing to heed his generals' advice, especially towards the end of the war.
Rozzie8 1 year ago
Dolfy, you zetta fail!!! :P
Edudn01 1 year ago
ROFL, Thats right Dolfy!
They only just bombed the beaches and pillboxes so they can make room for their tanks to come lend you a hand xD
agetube83 1 year ago
As a history student at the 17th best university in the world it's safe to say that I have studied, thank you very much. I've studied enough to know that when Europeans were burning their own history because it was 'pagan', Arabs were preserving Greek and Roman writings on history, science, medicine and philosophy. I also know that without Arabic we would still be doing maths in Roman numerals. I tried to be respectful of your views but evidently I was giving you too much credit.
TheRhinehart86 1 year ago
The logic wouldn't be entirely baseless, if he was applying it 150 years earlier
TheRhinehart86 1 year ago
lol, like the new throwbacks, though Dolfy is pretty dumb in the new style throwbacks...so says Captain Understatement
nietzscheprime 1 year ago
yeah Hitler is reaaaally high, when was Berlin close to a beach?
elitesoldier209 1 year ago
Hitler is an idiot!!
SnorkyO 1 year ago
Lol they need room to land
stuya9 1 year ago
D-Day wasn't the Americans joining... That was 1941. D-Day was '44...
thelobsterperson 1 year ago 3
@thelobsterperson ...and the only person oblivious to this fact is big H!
KakashiBallZ 1 year ago 19
@KakashiBallZ
In reality Himmler thought he could strike a deal with the western allies, to join Germany in the fight against the Red Army
silvanski 1 year ago
@thelobsterperson um...yea just about everyone on this planet thats ever read a history book knows this..what was your point there lobster boy? it also said that right at the beginning (june 6 of 1944). wtf?!?
ThePixelChaos 1 year ago
Silly Hitler! Why would the Americans side with you when it was one of YOUR allies that bombed them?
LuigiGodzillaGirl 1 year ago
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY NEEDED ROOM TO LAND DAMMIT!! XD
Psycho3418 1 year ago 4
That's right, Adolf, to hell with the defenseless French people! o_0
shutuplawrence 1 year ago
:)) 0:42 :))
dra6osh 1 year ago
So wait, the Americans landed in German occupied France in order to attack the British from the East even though their homeland is from the west....? Hitler you are one damn genius D=
noobcannon990 1 year ago
Almost half of all American GI's were of German descent. America was stupid to have ever helped Communism.
Cellvar 1 year ago
@Cellvar America knew it couldn't take on the USSR, if you can't beat em join em. Best America could do was wait till Russia and Britain had done most of the fighting and then sweep in and take as much of Europe before the Communists did. And I'd be willing to bet that Anglo-Saxon, Irish or Italian Americans made up larger portions than German Americans.
TheRhinehart86 1 year ago
@TheRhinehart86 The largest single ethnic group in America was Germans. They comprised more than 1/3 of U.S. servicemen in the Second World War.
Cellvar 1 year ago
@Cellvar Where do you get that figure? Besides are you suggesting that America should have joined the war against Britain and the USSR for purely racial reasons? Granted the Soviets were just as bad if not worse than the Nazis but joining Germany would have been suicide, America simply couldn't take on the USSR, for economical and political reasons. The lesser of the two evils was to attack Germany and prevent the Soviets from swallowing all of Europe
TheRhinehart86 1 year ago
@TheRhinehart86 Have you checked out America lately? Europe's being swallowed up by Muslims and other immigrants. The 'Allies' were all idiots.
Cellvar 1 year ago
@Cellvar Ahh, you are of that persuasion. I won't get into that discussion. Suffice it to say I think it's more than a little hypocritical considering how exactly America came to be. And 53 million Muslims, most of whom live in Turkey, out of a population of 731,000,000 (~7%) is hardly what I would call being swallowed up
TheRhinehart86 1 year ago
@TheRhinehart86 You're as dumb as a box of rocks. Go study some more, retard.
Cellvar 1 year ago
"THEY'VE BOMBED THE COASTLINE!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE THEY NEEDED ROOM TO LAND DAMMIT!"
the best line! xD Great as always!
TigzaMigzatesPT 1 year ago 7
That Jodl, always raining on Hitler's parade! Awesome vid as usual!
Pat2296 1 year ago
pour jodl he is right in the majority of situacions
gagislobista 1 year ago
Maybe the Russians are attacking Berlin
just to help Hitler rebuild it again after the
war :D Hitler is lost in space and time...
MsIronmetalhead666 1 year ago 35
one of the best parodies i have seen!
shomronon 1 year ago 2
This is what really happend.
AKKUPATI 1 year ago 41