Paper Ripping Machine

[jamesbonello1]

The next Saw torture device?

[mapukmapuk]

I bought one of those awesome machines! I installed it in my toilet, now I dont need to tear the toilet paper - I have this machine, but could it wipe my ass too?

[mcfixeus]

Actually make it tear a fone book in half, then ill b impressed. XD

[mcfixeus]

Perfect!!! Will it do classified documents...

[cowboysrule848]

i think that is considerd a cruel and unusual punishment

[quiku2511]

O.O que estupidez!!!!



[Lowgaen11]

This is for all those ppl who r like "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! SOMEDAY PAPER!!!!!"

[mtdewchallenger]

Rube Goldberg"s first contraption ??

[radbot1]

It takes a very special kind of lazyness to design and build a machine just to rip paper!

[Belial1247]

Aaaaand this makes sense?

[TheVideos786]

natural human hands can do much better then that! this is just crazy bad!

[Hallsville3]

or you could rip it with your hands...

[grahamcote1]

@Hallsville3 but that would be too simple.

[mikeyr260]

Brillant!! how much i must have one!

[StardustTrumpeter]

We're so lazy we're relying on machines to rip up paper. Then again it needs manual work to rip it off...

[blackbones31]

i think i will order one right now... now wheres that book i bought thats about justin beiber?

[Herbivoracious]

I half-expected to see a shredder..

[romeosafadi]

the Tree's will keep haunting you for this torture you've made!

[mrjoemhfu]

Wow this is so much easier than picking it up with my hands and ripping it my self cool

[funkystonermonkey]

no what also works? my hands......

[CommandoBelgique]

Where can i buy one?

[NolikargAven]

WHY???PLEASE TELL ME!! WHY??

[ddrakester791]

When boardom strikes make stuff that tears papper

[venman360]

torture device ?

[HazzaripHD]

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[HazzaripHD]

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[ethanvid]

I need one of those for my parking tickets

[militaryman9091]

Step 1:get paper,Step 2: rip paper

[fran160890]

can this stretch some part of human? :O

[DarkerCrimson]

that'll teach that paper

[554drago]

You're mean! "WHY DID YOU LET IT RIP MY ART WORK?"

[MrTubeeer99]

People are so lazy nowadays.. He couldn't even finish ripping te paper!

[offur33]

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[jrod123fire]

Absofreakinlutely Pure Genius!!!

[ArTicLaseR]

Hello i want to play a game...

[Septaro]

I think ripping it by yourself is even faster than putting it in the machine.

[MrBarnDog]

a perfect straight line every time brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

[Nicaveli]

who needs a shredder now this is on the market!

[bintuve]

holy shit, i made one of these!!! i called it my hands!

[imkindaDasH]

laziness at its best

[FUCKYEEAHSEAKING]

You are crazy, this should be flagged and you should be in jail.

[learber]

now attach justin bieber to it and keep turning the handle

[JaysonSR]

Stupid paper takes so long to rip up. If only there was a better way...

[Cognetto]

The Amish paper shredder

[umbaupause]

biggest bullshit i have seen this week.

[aby9005]

he must be wiping his ass with similar machine aka stupidity

[aby9005]

these are the vids that makes u under stand the importance of comments....so next time go thru them before watching such stupidity

[88Jako]

it's not even funny to watch..

[anders8080]

Why is he doing it so carefully?

[escapin259]

i like your humor

[zabears40]

Oh.

[12345franny]

The top comment made this video worth watching. :)

[Udunce2020]

I could really use that around the house.......NOT!

[milestprower44]

 NOOOOOOOOO ITS A PAPER TORTURING DEVICE

[Ravagestar]

@milestprower44 YOU MONSTERS!

[0magnum88]

@milestprower44 Thats what i was gonna say !!!!!!!

funny

[Jeff12798]

Why? just... Why?

[Take12Films]

Although you could just use your hands, it could be slightly usefull for people without hands

[Butterfly18981]

@Take12Films Not really since they would still need to wind it and nail the paper to the board, which would suck if you have no hands.

[pmqbitch]

that would be a very useful machine for anyone who could move their wrist only

[MrGamerAIDZ]

Lol it's a medeival shredder

[depoty]

so you have invented the first paper torture device..any takers on it though??

[KrazyThangAlex]

u tree killer(;

[papaprek]

A nice, evenly torn piece of paper, now what would you use this for again???

[PutLettersHere]

people get lazier everyday

[TheRealGeriBoss]

What did that paper ever do to you???

[Jellyfishhie]

You've just invented the world's first... paper torture device

[madnessdexter]

and jigsaw was born

[WhamBamItsCam]

WHY IS THIS NOT OUT ON THE MARKET YET!!

[mrshasty321]

what if instead of paper you put a human there XD

[tomislavlac]

I can do that with ma pencil

[gattler]

i got the standard paper ripper, its called the shredder.

[Cimerosa]

if my sole purpose in life was to do that... i would shoot myself

[Knedlajz2]

Imagine doing that with youre bare hands, impossible!

[MrBlemph]

Have you ever strapped your balls to it?

[730M]

and to do what ??? guess I just dont get it

[MrDavisjacobson]

that looked like a waste of time

[chokapic666]

and so...??

[ThatGuy3141]

you do know there this thing called a paper shredder?

[Dornatum]

This isn't a very efficient machine...

[LazyWaffles777]

PRETTY O_O RUBBER BAND TAPED TO PAPER :D

[BionicMonkeys]

I think i just died a little inside

[delinomarlino]

make a paper repairing machine if you dare!

[ItsShinyTime]

That looks like some kind of medieval paper torture machine.

[jer0enm]

wow amazing -_-

It probobly took to long to put the paper in the machine so you didn't film that

make a machine that can kill with the same speed and then it will be intresting (:

[JollyFootPrint]

Paper tearing- the advent of the future!

[FinalPiece]

stop torturing that paper!

[greenmedizin]

PAPERTORTURE!! :O

[crazyGdude1]

thats why i have a shredder

[TheGingerPhil]

i have a paper shredder

[thenameisdream]

what the fuck ?

[mrperfectstuff]

and, what exactly is the use of this thing? it can shred paper... why?!?!?!

[JamDP1100]

A CLEAN CUT!!!!!...for a paper torturing device...-_-

[dgstacker]

and if you use that you have to attach it with nails but with your hands you just grab and rip

[dgstacker]

why use that machine if you can use your hands

[liamardo33]

may i have some of your free time?

[wonkeytjuuuh]

@liamardo33 you had free time , but then you lost 38 seconds of it :o

[Daghead]

Wtf? I was expecting something a lot more clever and interesting. At least it was a good laugh, LOL

[nuttingbounce]

nice ripping sound

[Gnomeslayer778]

I bet god used this in his design to create the more improved version: Human hands

[AdditivePlacebo]

More useless than the "useless machine" - at least that one is entertaining.

[10JDng]

Its not even good at ripping paper.

[roentjeu16]

this just doesn't make any sense O.o

[0614Rei]

It's not even an automatic. You still have to turn to it. If you used your hands you'd save a lot of time. Most useless thing ever.

[WinAFreeAppleIPod]

now invent a machine to cure your autism

[DMStringer2k9]

most pointless invention ever?

[omghawks]

i have an idea for something like this. let me draw you a diagram, ah crap accidently ripped the paper when i picked it up

[kachemnkillem]

Love it.

[Lundt93]

I think that uploader thinks its art. If so , i do art every day in the office.

[ilikeponie]

looks like some kind of sick paper torturing device

[callmepaulino]

ILL TAKE 500,000!!!

[ccsoon]

........... uuhm??

[AIgernon]

Brilliant.

[chimoy1]

Paper: who? wah? where am i??

Jigsaw: Lets play a game.

*moments later*

Jigsaw: You lose the game

Paper: Noooooooo please no. waaaaaaaaaah your ripping me apart waaaaaaaa *dies*

[kennethgalea1983]

what's the use??

[STERENR]

1st banana fan,

2nd walking on infinity grass

now this???

WHY DOES THIS STUPID VIDEOS KEEP ON COMING ON RECOMMENDED? O.o

IS GOD TROLLING ME?

[yipper400]

@STERENR Dude...

I went in that same exact order.

[MrJarth]

the bottom won

do it again!

[GreyBadguy]

so want!! where can i get this? more paper needs ripping

[juniorjzp]

i build myself one of these every time i wanna rip a paper

[sn1p3r847]

absolutely remarkable. a true breakthrough in science!

[Chimb111222]

Gratz. What do you hope to not accomplish next?

[Timothy9903]

I bet it's good for ripping spam mail :D

[bjossus]

Well, the paper is certainly ripped.

[Oggesson]

I'd buy that.

[nudeteawithwoodreaux]

this stands right up there with the worlds most useless machine.

[sn1p3r847]

@nudeteawithwoodreaux search for "the unplugger"

[Maxaxle]

This is what total pacifists do in fits of rage.

[generalnuggetsMcued]

wow he is that bored with his life he has a machine to cut his paper....he needs a girlfriend or sumthin

[SeagTy]

awesome

[TheLivirus]

Probably the least useful invention ever.

[TheLordEnki]

this is quite amusing in 1911 version.

[xFaStxSnIpEx]

we have officially accomplished nothing!

[plasman1029]

"AND THAT IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STRONGLY WORDED LETTER!"

[MASTERBLASTER118]

antique paper shredder

[MrUnishef]

Oh my god ... obviously a fake ... but maybe one day technology like this will be available ... but unitl then ... we can only dream ... sleep well :-) x

[bestamerica]

'

look alike a sailboat

[777strongcoffee]

Next, he'll make a machine that slowly drags fingernails across a chalkboard.....

[docsharp00]

paper sheet torture machine!

[TheTommy1239]

I HAVE TWO OF THOSE MACHINES...

...They're called 'Hands'.

[Tbrown2337]

@TheTommy1239 and they also invented automatic paper shredders for people that have no hands

[ChuckNoarus]

@TheTommy1239 you have 4 hands??

[SoloWing808]

Revolutionary

[Twobellieguy]

This is going to be a trap in SAW 7... if they come out with one.

[nibbler125]

it looks faked

[Turdbuckethat]

So?

[123frankman]

@damed98 me 2

[damed98]

I want my 38sec back....

[Eragarev]

I expected to see a little robot with stick arms angrily tearing up a piece of paper.

[skimboards4life]

scissors ?

[CassetteMaster]

Funny! There should be a motorized version with a variable speed.

[1996chimp]

66 people are cool.

[bubbarocks8888888888]

y take 30 seconds to rip a paper when u can rip it in under 3 seconds

[MileProwersFan]

Thats what Obama did to the "sabotage the poor" bill.

[TheBobinator122]

Oh I have one... they're called my hands

[MrMrmeanperson]

this is actually useless in a boring way, the leave me alone machine may be useless but it's at least cool

[rpw604]

Katro!

[ilovemyhonda250ex]

it doesnt even do anything cool



[chainlinkdreams]

I got one of those just the other day at office depot, I think they called it a paper shredder.

[hotshotbryson]

i need one

[chamucane1]

I want 20¡¡¡

[Remindor]

Didn't even go all the way.

Next time make an automatic one with a motor and solar panel for power.

[RiKKuXd28]

my hands are more efficient

[MrPwnedxD]

no

NO

he was my brother T.T

[spgale]

where cab i get one of these?

[builder802]

I could've sworn I saw this on the show "torture devices" on the History Channel.

[jinchurikione]

the saw dude should have made a huge one of these and atach it to someones skin

[TheComputerItself]

@jinchurikione thats what i was thinking

[Kratos1300]

this owns the most useless machine ever lol

[likeasquid]

Thats the latest trap outta the saw films

[travp333]

im at a loss for words

[HeavyMetalRage1]

I wish I had one of these, so I could tear open the chests of so called "artists."

[ritko53]

Becouse ripping it yourself is to hard

[xsonz2]

want.

[ultimatehater69]

This person has waaaaaay too much time on their hands. What exactly did that accomplish?

[TheBserk]

WWHHHHHHHYYYYYY???????!!!!!

[JimiTip]

Wtf is this for anyways?

[TheJTBryant]

@1993

More importantly, why did you spend even more time commenting on it

[1993luis8]

why - did - I - watched - this - video - ?

[vistagame]

a saw game

[squarEyes]

GENIUS!!!!

one of the most sensless things ive ever seen