How To Ask Out a Flight Attendant

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

More like "How to Go to the Mile High Club"

[AlexB439]

OK, Howcast are running out of ideas.

[MrDancing4beauty]

...i'm a dancer but not THAT kind of dancer if you know what i mean

[Itoast3r]

@ bluelion6789 I'm a 53 years old pedophile, looking for littles kids. Im not bored at all.

[GlitterGlamSparkle]

I think im going to become a flight attendent now :D !

[lorchesca]

@GlitterGlamSparkle i though the same thing lol

[laurenboren94]

o.O im a dancer...

[eyesack9]

That's awkward moment when the flight attendants are fugly.

[t90bt]

0:45 COCKPI

[metznimbo29]

Looks they those two

*puts on sunglasses*

will be in the COCKpit

[AM2M]

lol, the short version is, if You want a date with a flight attendant lie your butt off....lol

[shadowspell9504]

@bluelion6789 I'm a 12 year old girl and watching this because I'm bored too

[Selenafreak67]

@BlueLion6789 Lol I'm the same age and a girl and I'm watching this cause I'm bored too :)

[BlueLion6789]

i am an 11 year old girl.......... why am i watching these howcast vid- oh right, i'm bored

[TurtlePastrie93]

Why am I watching this? I'm a girl.

[123Horsesrmylife]

THEY ARE DEF RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS

[rocker6607]

this realy works 

[misspinkpunkykat]

Some flight attendants are guys.

[tito3898]

Lol Flight attendents are golddiggers.

[MrsAwesome12345]

1:15 jizz in my pants

[JFlay10]

Y AM I WACHING THIS IM 12

[OnceThereWasMusic]

@JFlay10 because you're a fag.

[cookie8028]

if i saw a person reading a book called "how to fly" i would think he was a terrorist

[Andy2x4]

I wonder who actually does this..

[Paperman1347]

he said pain the asses wow howcast is starting to get better

[mattmccury]

I'm 14, why am i watching this

[RelaxDudes]

realy im 9 and im watching this wtf

[xlissigirl101x]

:48 And you thought the smile was creepy..... :50 WHAMM! Ohh there goes the creepy wave....

[joemama36227]

87 people got dumped by the flight attendant

[ca91101]

Wait wait wait....so basically have "have money" is "How to"

Lol...umm I could have told you that, bitches love money.

[DavyBrando]

Or be Donald Draper.

[bturtle06]

" byebye. " ahahahahhaha xD rofl.

[femmeNIQITA]

ralph fiennes actually had sex w/ a flight attendant mid-flight without using protection! how the hell do u even do that?? u know wats ironic...he was on his way to an AIDS convention...jerk. she was fired, but nobody said a word to him about it!

[MarryMeLancel]

@femmeNIQITA LOL really? that is too funny!! ralph fiennes is beautiful ^^

[femmeNIQITA]

@MarryMeLancel I actually agree. i love him as an actor and i personally find him quite striking and beautiful as well. but i think that was just a disgusting act on his part. i mean how low of a person do u hav to be to do smthng like that? i mean think about it... on a plane, mid-flight, with a stranger, unprotected, and on ur way to an AIDS convention...i was shocked. he just didn't seem like the type you know?

[MarryMeLancel]

@femmeNIQITA aww you're so right, that is very low.. now i feel bad for thinking it was funny =[

[femmeNIQITA]

@MarryMeLancel LOL! Dont worry, it IS pretty funny! It was really stupid of him-thats was so funny about it! lolzz

[CrazyGirl9654]

wtf my thing just showed the hollow scream at bush gardens and ended it and the video 0_0

[greenorange75]

All I the flight attendants that I've seen on the planes I were on were mostly old hags.

And this was on Hawaiian Airlines.

[vTempaaah]

@greenorange75 Ever been on American Airlines ? The FA's are either 40 to 50, but they're GORGEOUS.

[omfgyoucant]

rofl. Next thing u know 2 hours later she has to fly to some other place

[vTempaaah]

LOL, The music is so cheesy, but i love it!

[cupcakemissymiss]

Do you really think its a good idea to be reading 'How to fly" while your on a plane? Shes not gonna think your charming, shes gonna think your a terrorist...

[BLiiNKViiBeZ]

0:42 seductive airlines

[chvyant]

I assume Howcast is comedy

[alokraja1]

this flight attendant looks like she is chinese whose gonna flirt with her?? only the  chinese guy will!

[MrPlatypusJones]

deja vu

[JonaStevensTV]

I thought at the end they would make the women a lesbian, that would have been gold!

[the26thhour]

When she gave me her number, it was simply cause I wasn't a cock or sleaze but simply cause I'm innately polite & when a person was having a heart attack in the back of the plane, I tried to help.

[tramen]

0:42 the ticket says 'Seductive Airlines'

Where can I book?!

[PIXMAi1980]

the buh-bye @2:09 made me laugh! :D

[EpicObama]

what if she lives on the other side of the world?

[Ironmanissocool]

You're on an airplane. Why read a book on how to fly?

[Irtu43]

"How to Fly"

[robotchickenfan]

"Excuse me, does this napkin smell like Chloroform to you?"

[zeroxzaza]

why has he got one ear thts the size of his hand?

[ShrimpComedy]

0:44 seductive airlines :3

[alienhamster24]

or you can do what focker did

[MrDirtyNacho]

step 1. rob bill gates..

step 2. use his money to impress her

step 3. tap that ass like a monkey!!

[Lable4Ya]

1:15 but your seat belt's supposed to be on!!

[eMicrowave]

Next video: how to deal with the frustration of a girlfriend who's never at home

[11powe]

@eMicrowave what? no girl at home= more freedom, beer, videogames

[Naomiif]

LET'S FLY TO MY PLACE FOR A DRINK ;)

[marxvlog]

ROFLMAO!!

[MyahhYup90]

0:44 - 0:56 , LOL!?!?! Cock

[TheMeganpow]

Male 45-54

Male  35-44

Female 13-17

[ChristinaWolfle]

@TheMeganpow i watched this because im boerd... im not gay lol

[haris949]

0:48 ?

[Thecrazytacoisaspick]

Nice Porno Music;)

[NatInTheHatx3]

This is oddly specific...o_O

[ProdriveMagicFLyer]

LOL WTF IS THIS?

[pnarayan1]

Or you could find out what hotels are usuals for FAs, stay at the same hotel. Ask her inflight what she thinks of the place, suprise she's staying there also, get a limo transfer to hotel, offer her a ride after the flight, grab a bite, have some wine, talk some shit, then fuck... best of all shes in another country tomorrow, dont have to listen or entertain her bullshit the day after :)

[15speeda]

what if it's a girl... and she's not lesbian... then she's really screwed... and not in the good way...

[mapleending55]

Thumbs up if you saw the word COCKPI at 0:44 :D

[Razear]

"HOW TO FLY" #LOL

[Monyistbitu95]

@cblake816 fucking retard

[0xXSilentSandsXx0]

sigh why do i watch these...oh right for the comment sections :D

[nerfisawesome61009]

@0xXSilentSandsXx0 same here

[khanzahrah1]

@0xXSilentSandsXx0 i watch these because i just like to see how stupid they are

[tsuikyit5511]

i did it b4

[kkk345ify]

@tsuikyit5511 did u get the girl?

[RandomPonyProduction]

press 3 look at what it says behind his head! lol

[MS57KB]

guy:you wanna go out sometime?

attendant: sure

guy:so where do u live ?

attendant:oh i live in Paris France! where do you live?

guy: (Fuck i live in the states) nevermind...

attendant: ???

[theriolugirl]

After my mom & dad split up, my dad always flirted with flight atendents -.-

[CYTL1960]

The attendant looks awful.

[jakey200000]

say i want some pretzels then frop something she'll pick it up you stare she goes eww and then you say suck ma dick

[ReinaValera1865]

just get them when they are next to the bathroom and ask if they want to join the mile high club...trust me it works!

[biohazardpro96]

0:54 > Look behind COCKpi

[novantha1]

want to know a GREAT pickup, that works for all occasions including this?

"does this napkin smell like sevoflurane?" as you raise the napkin to their mouth after the flight....

for those to lazy for google, sevoflurane is a fast acting knockout gas/liquid, more or less

[purefunguy]

I do not about US. Flight attendant in Canada is ugly

[FatassJonesy]

@purefunguy Omg, stupid >.<

[novantha1]

@purefunguy i think you a word there

[buddhabuggz]

as she offers her........ BYE BYE <--- that line was dropped in... uh ill let you finish the sentence.

[cadian14758]

Is it just me, or reading a 'How to fly a plane' manual a good way to get arrested for suspected terrorism?

[chattiefy]

Why the heck am i watching this? Im only 10 ._.

[codeagent47]

@chattiefy

you'll need it one day! haha

[chattiefy]

@codeagent47

:p

[narutoSU8D]

@howcast you say i got a bomb suck ma dick or i go boom!!!!!!!!!!

[TreeWario]

If you got kicked in the balls after doing this. Youve done it correct.

[RThomasCade]

1. Pause at :48

2. Think dirty thoughts.

[TheTDIKatie]

@RThomasCade His hands is in his pants; )

[Kryanwan8]

In scenario 2, the flight attendants husband finds out about your card, and kills you in your sleep.

[horseylover4400]

@DocPYV me. i watch Howcast all the time. xD

[DocPYV]

Who else is female and watching this just for the heck of it? :)

[LeaveLikeTheSane]

@DocPYV Me.  XD

[rocketman5989]

Who wants to join the mile high club and seduce every girl flight attentant?

[jaynarey]

Seriously ??? Get real. Most flight attendants I know are WAAY more sophisticated than this nonsense. It sounds like it was created by a middle management "wannabe" trying to climb the corporate ladder. Today's flight attendants are often better read and educated than many of their passengers and are not easily impressed. The best way to impress a flight attendant is to not try to impress the flight attendant AT ALL. If you are a quality individual - it will readily evince itself. Bon chance !

[jaynarey]

Seriously ??? Get real. Most flight attendants I know are WAAY more sophisticated that this nonsense. It sounds like it was created by a middle management "wannabe" trying to climb the corporate ladder. Today's flight attendants are often better read and educated than many of their passengers and are not easily impressed. The best way to impress a flight attendant is to not try to impress the flight attendant AT ALL. If you are a quality individual - it will readily evince itself. Bon chance !

[xeon4954]

Step 1: Angrily yell: "I NEED SERVICE!"

Step 2: Await the arrival of said flight attendant.

Step 3: Upon her arrival, Vigorously begin to rub her butt

Step 4: Before she has time to react, RAM your tongue down her throat.

Step 5: Say these words in a soft tone: "That is all. Dismissed"

3-5 Days later you should be in court for sexual harrassment. But you should've gotten her number...

[aCartopher]

she looks like a fucking voodoo doll

[xxxdnaskatexxx]

Strong whiteknight.

[MGshooter1234]

this is fake whe are not dumb to do this....

[thecrazymike12]

this is so random! whats next? how to ask out a pathmark deli assistant?

[AlainaBlink182]

0:47 And where is your hand placed mister.? 0.o

[BugTownBuggly]

Seductive airlines x)

[LaxiMac]

PIA

Pain

In

Ass

[sabhierules1]

@LaxiMac Pakistan Int'l Airline? Yeah, sucks.

[braingal100]

1.15 she looks like she is bout to have a baby :L or is

[AaronsEve]

seriously?!?! People need to have a video for this?



[crystalroy]

0:47 cock XD

[The28thEstate]

do not read a "learn to fly" book on a plane, could make you look a little suspicious.

[randomandpointless]

how to be a brownoser...

[Eddtastic100]

just use the trick on catch me if you can!

[DominuuxMedia]

How to ask out a flight attendent.

You're desperate.

Cheers!

[skunkyboy19]

0:55 WTF YOU LOOKING AT NIGGA!!!

[dance2477]

there r no pages in that book

[randomlolkid]

REtitle this: How not to be a asshole to flight attendants

[TheZydas]

when she says "would you like some nuts" you say "no wold you like sum" lmao

[alexclou0041]

total bullcrap

[angelszero]

Well, Princess, hate to tell you, but once your mom has a couple of drinks at the flight crew hotel bar, she'll be looking to be a frequent flyer on pretty much any good-looking stranger who catches her eye. FAs are notorious alcoholics, and usually rife with STDs. (Ever notice how much she drinks when she's NOT flying?)

[jpreston0]

Oh nice. Sex in the airplane bathroom. Everyone will hear the noise. Just say it was some turbulence.

[pinkcuppycake1223]

Oh yeaa who wont find a model in victoria secret wear or a dancer in some skimpy dance outfit over a long sleeved,pencil skirt in flats|:

[rockywspd]

Buh bye... Pedo D;

[DarkPrincess0111]

i showed this to my mom who works as a flight attendant. she laughed her ass of, and said she'd never accept a date request from a complete stranger who has seen her just working.

[gnoixgnexes]

step one bribe her and then fuck her in bathroom

[FoFivem]

thanks howcast i don't know where i would be without you guys

[talldudegrad12]

It says Cockpi in the background.....

[finnmcfinn]

or call her a whore and smack her on the ass.

[MixMasterTheBomb]

@finnmcfinn what about mah sandwich

[kkk345ify]

@finnmcfinn lmao

[magoshagolago]

who's here just for fun?

[Bojoe777NaBl]

@magoshagolago Nope I really typed in how to ask out a flight attendant...

[bestguitarist258]

@magoshagolago ME

[AllyTV1]

i thought this was gonna be a joke. but as a woman i have to say that that might actually work.

[FlyingAnxiety]

Turbcast is a great app for fear of flying

[LoCLai]

wow... this video is extremely helpful

[SPYDOC1]

Step 1. read something that suggests your Intelligent. ( Razzler )

step 2. Put you hand straight up her skirt when she comes past you, If she slaps your face you can forget that miserable cow and have a go at another stewardess.

step 3. when she comes round to see if your belt is fastened, have your cock hanging out. You might have a restraining order slapped on you at this point, but it was worth having a go.

step 4. If all that fails, have a wank and get your head down, shes not worth it.

[AURORAZ99]

why is this not called "how to screw a flight attendant"

[TheRuzan]

0:53 Cock -_-

[8thgradecuadorian]

I like how at 2:18 it says "Slip her your card", but it also says "Cock" in the back ground. Some serious subliminal messaging right there. =D

[SteamMonkey115]

@8thgradecuadorian Subliminal messages... ohhh

[Qskool]

There aren't lots of us but there are a few straight flight attendants. People assume I'm gay all the time. It's a small price pay to constantly be around beautiful, stunning women in places where there's nothing better to do than party. This little video has some decent advice, however, DO NOT OFFER TO DO HER JOB FOR HER. She's a grown woman and can handle luggage. The business card idea is decent but don't reference some expensive restaurant...try and give her a compliment that applies to her

[djvilandas]

@KinguNoKin PWNED!

[KinguNoKin]

666 comment is mine! ALL HAIL SATAN! 

[tiktian]

@VenTzxBellicose

any reasons why your distinguishing asian's and 'gay fags'?

[UnkownRaw]

omg 0:51 theres writed COCK

[hattrick116]

@UnkownRaw cockbit dumb shit.

[DestinysOnlyWish]

All this might get you in jail for harassment!

[cutiepie123461]

umm i thought they said never to sit in the back on the how to survive an airplane crash!!

[rainbowpwnd]

bye byeee wow, that sandy is one creepy person

[wakniss]

umm ... if i saw someone reading "how to fly" on the plane, my first thought wouldn't be he's sexy - it'd be SECURITY !!!!

[ilovereptiles18]

"dear Sandy i'd love to take you to expensive resturant for dinner one night xD

[larsje83]

oelalaa

[bubbamoosecat]

I carried a kitten (in a suitable carry-on of course) onboard a flight from Detroit to Dulles. I recommend kittens!

[TheGreengrass9]

Im marrying my flight attendant. Her name is Jade

[TWgamerr]

wat if she digs terrorists

[harrygoozee]

@huscarles its a joke

[bestshowontheweb]

If your reading a manual on Aircraft control, comfortable lifting extremely heavy carry-on baggage and seem a little to polite when you get on board, they might put you on the No Fly List

[riaminal]

Thumbs up if you're here from the 'how to survive a plane crash' vid

[riaminal]

@taylorlauntler123 LOL

[harrygoozee]

step 1: ask her to meet you in the toilet

step 2: whoop out your boner

step 3: stick it up her ass

[wimpykid422]

I never bin on a plane

[WuHa105]

I always greet the flight attendants... out of friendliness. :D

[SillyBandz1015]

How to ask out a flight attendant...

You: Wanna go out sometime? *Gives phone number*

DUH!