America's Got Talent 2008 NYC worst audition

[smileyface9876]

um how was the comedian's joke funny?! Like what was that...?

[YouHaveATinyPenis]

You don't need talent to no if someone sucks or doesnt you just gotta sit there and say yes your in or no you suck go home..

[101linas]

0.00 sec pricless face sharen

[Bratcipheo]

wow, they're all screaming at them like maniacs, give them a chance will you... america...

[Charlievil]

it's weird. What Piers says at 0:27 is exactly how I feel about him.

[evanescence1029]

@Charlievil SOOOOOOOO TRUEE :D

[julianaugusto1]

My fav is the one where the guy screams into the bag aahahhahahahaha



[CookieAddictHD]

Pfff, the worst was the dolphin guy.

[ThePopeOfTrash]

0:00 looks like the cowardly lion ODed on something.

[TaylorSwiftJust4Me]

i kida miss David :/

[R0ccojas0n]

I like how the audience were like *GTFO!* when he went HAAAAH!

[9DiamondSparkle8]

My statement- you know your bad when you get an x from sharon

[legoyankeeman88]

0:19 that fart man was singing pride and joy from guitar hero 3

[awesomeangi]

@legoyankeeman88 I'm pretty sure that was New York, New york by Frank Sinatra.

[amirmohamd]

DONT WORRY, THATS JUST JUSTIN BIEBER

[CosbyTheCaterpillar]

then go like this HHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! lol

[cammato123]

fuck david hasshel hoff i have more talent in one finger then his hole body

[IIIIN3ROOIIII]

knight rider! i loved to see that when i was young! :)

[MsGalaxy94]

@Darkox360 <The real question is "Why does Piers always click the button first???" It's like he's trying to fake Simon (Britains got ...) I must say I liked him more in Britains got ... He's being so mean all the time here. It doesn't fit with him! :'(

[dexxboxx]

the fart man is back

0:19

[Jcbakstabr]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhh



[DKxGaMERDuDE]

They are at the streets playing bucket drums and stuff check em out they have mad talents

[yapperdoodle142]

wow...........................­..



[harv1911]

Really David hassellhof judging talent ?

[zulutheman]

what is wrong with this show?

[KeiichiO]

How the hell is the last one even a talent!!!????!!!111

[hippityhop05]

Shouldn't Adam Ace be renamed Adam Bomb? Because his "comedy" was an epic fail. (Sorry.)

[watertakken]

The red X doesn't have the flashy effect.

[MrNochocolate4u]

Just kill me now..they should make a show called americas got no talent

[Eclipton]

@MrNochocolate4u Or America's Got Losers.

[dumaznbum]

i thought hand trumpet guy was semi ok...

[happycat2010]

@dumaznbum I thought the same thing, he was certainly MUCH better than some of those other morons XD

[Eclipton]

@dumaznbum No doubt about it, but being semi-ok doesn't get you to the next round. A lot of people who audition think they can win it all, but most of them don't know what qualifies as Las Vegas Show worthy. He had a unique talent, it just wasn't the type that people would want to see headline a show in Las Vegas. That's one reason I haven't tried out on this show yet. I want to find out if I have a talent that can headline in Las Vegas before I audition.

[mardoggie2013]

That comedian was so bad he was funny.

[DeadByDawnVids3]

I hate Pierce. Obnoxious, arrogant, little fuck.

[ste666fan]

Simon could at least insult stupid people properly ....

[OfivetwoekVeeDee]

hasselhoff youre not the talented one..Even kidd itself might say youre shit

[garyowenrocks]

the judges suck you can give that man some push for doing that beat with juts blowing air and trap it in the palm of his hand

[rice090]

just put this on your face and go HAAAAAAA

[blondiechickadee1]

I wounder about people sometimes

[UofLCardFan08]

....Can I for once please watch a video on here without reading a comment pertaining to Justin Bieber?

[XSeshedaX]

@UofLCardFan08 nope, people claim to hate him but they can't stop talking about him.

[SesyaaSumikoua592]

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[RISEANDBREAKING]

El que hace sonidos con su mano es bueno :B HAHHAHHA

[iluvkochikame]

Hey now, don't say that! Sharon has some really good talent in throwing eggs at legendary and god-like bands..

[cupcake1611]

That scare me at first!LOL

[HelloSpeeches]

Umm the quiddlers were scary....

[popcornluver134]

where are they?!.......I DUNNO 0-0

[851852093114208513]

Why is... Ozzy Osbourne's wife... Judging talent..?

[lilmamaluvin]

Wowwwwwww that was funny when people booed them off

[bleepbloopbloppp]

@mrlegs77

Shows exactly what's wrong with our sense of value in humor these days. You laugh at some retard screaming with a plastic bag over his face!? How easily entertained are you?!

[MrLegs77]

i thought the comedian was hilarious.....

[pikey2k8]

DONT HASSLE THE HOFF!

[Tylerrousos]

How can NO TALENT judges be the judge of talent?

[jeanfrancoisvachon]

@Tylerrousos good question!!! lolll

[mesmerino]

@Tylerrousos Well Hasselhoff is a talented actor ........sort of......

[dreamera1]

@Tylerrousos ummm... lol, you stupid, arrogant, CHILDISH man/boy/teenager, whatever you are. You seriously must be kidding. Piers = Talk show host, I think he did campaigns, i think he was in a movie, i don't know much about Piers. Don't ever get me started on Sharon. She's a business woman, married to the most successful man around and Sharon is the reason why he is so successful,shes an author, she can do it all. they have Kelly, whose an amazing singer, And david is an actor, author i think.

[dreamera1]

@Tylerrousos So DON'T ask stupid questions, when you have no clue what your fucking talking about cus I'll whoop your dumb ass.

[paulmelunn]

@Tylerrousos thumbs down for being real

[Cidk10]

@Tylerrousos Because that's the way it is and will always be. They judge and the contestants show their talents.

[Thermalburn]

@Tylerrousos They're nor really judging talent, their judging profitability. they're businessmen and the want to know if you're marketable. I have a talent that i can solve very complex math equations in my head, but they dont give a shit they cant sell me on vegas...

[Andromedauk]

@Tylerrousos That is probably true for Pierce and David but not for Sharon. She is a very successful manager/businesswoman and she knows her shit !!!

She made Ozzy Osbourne what he is today, if it wasn't for her he would have slipped into obscurity after leaving Black Sabbath.

[gutterfroggy]

@Tylerrousos you dont have to have talent to know that these auditions suck.

[toix48]

@Tylerrousos but david is an actor and sharon is the wife of ozzy osbourn (hope i spelled that right)

[OfMetalGods]

@Tylerrousos Shanon has a great tallent.. she turned ozzy from a maniac druggy into a family man

[AutomatonGames]

@Tylerrousos Most of them are singers comedians critics or just people who run TV shows. But yea, I dont see why they dont have super famous amazing people as judges.

[SamanthaStitches]

@Tylerrousos thats so true! haha

[Oneofakind407]

You get one of these free in your hotel room. Just put this on your face, and go like this HAAAAH!!!!!!!!

[BamesJonifer]

0:32-0:45 wtf? hahahahhahaa

[1812Luckyluke]

lol i would've been embarrased...

[HikaruYamamoto]

ugh... stupid people should be illegal. Lets gas em all.

[skullythebloger]

@HikaruYamamoto that idea is so stupid it may just work!!!

[noweef9]

VicTim103 you poor person , If u jealous of justin bieber dont tell that everybody are better than him !!!! lol

[rodec5]

0:09 - 0:16 suprise buttsex?

[miukiblue]

that guys joke made no sence /:(

[10rockangel]

The last guy was the worst.

[XxXiLoveXsXxX]

@10rockangel thats what she said

[Mariam638]

i saw that episode and i hate it >;( i just closed the TV and i went to sleep -.-

i get worst eva dream i dream it ;'( i was crying :P

[dreamera1]

i thought the comedian was hilarious

"GET THESE IN UR HOTEL ROOM THERE FREE AND U PUT EM ON UR FACE"

"AND GO 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHq!!!" LMFAO!

[iluvthehungergames]

the comedian was pretty bad.

[701Captain]

0:02 what wrong with sharon

[mguzmanabra00]

@701Captain She was like D: hahahahahahahahaa

[AgeofOrton94]

Oh come on, the genital guy at the beginning wasn't bad

[VicTim103]

At all is better than Justin Bieber !!

[henkman00]

@VicTim103

i see people write this joke all over youtube so i have to ask: who the heck is Justin Bieber?! (and dont just write back 'excacly' :P)

[SilverAquila]

@henkman00 Justin Bieber is the latest "tween" singer. All the tween girls think he's so amazing but honestly I don't think he's that good. Passable at best. Might win a talent show here and there. But stardom? No, I don't think he'll last too long. I'm not being mean, but I've seen kids just like him before rise and fall (and I'm only 19. XD) He'll have the fame for a few years, but I don't see him being famous long term.

[bigweezey]

@SilverAquila I agree. We already have Miley, Miranda, Hilary and others. We don't need this guy wasting more of our typing space.

[lexicola123456789]

@VicTim103 u r an f..... jerk justin bieber rules and this is an insult!!!!!!! u suck

[bigweezey]

@lexicola123456789 I suck then cuz Beiber sucks and stay the fuck on topic please. This is America"s Got Talent. Not a Justin Beiber video. I am so sick of ppl commenting on every fucking video about how great this boy is. Just stop it and leave it for his videos so yu don't get these nasty responces like I am giving yu and I am gonna do this to everyone who keeps doing this until it stops.

[lexicola123456789]

@bigweezey k i don't need u tellin me what 2 do i am just going against the other mean comments so thanks alot

[bigweezey]

@lexicola123456789 What? I wasn't even commenting to yu on that one.

[jonaslove951]

@VicTim103 specially the last one

[Nemamka]

@VicTim103 wooohooo! well said, mate! :DDD

[9DiamondSparkle8]

@VicTim103 STFU about bieber damn!! LET IT GO!

[erniner]

the hand trumpet guy wasnt that terrible..

[Jca2790]

There's always a lot of bad acts, but how do they ALWAYS seem to end the show on a hight note with a great act? Maybe the show is rigged?

[NiceGuyb]

@Jca2790 because there's another round that isn't aired just like in american idol. thats how they can get all the clips together from the person's life

[mahimahimindy]

what was the first act anyway???

[Centaurian0190]

DAVID IS FUNNY

[ILikeAdamLambertLots]

@Centaurian0190 YEAH HE WAS!!

[TheHornet79]

The handtrumpeter was awesome!

[dreamera1]

LOL i love you david. "This is supposed to be america's got talent.."

"WHERE ARE THEY?!" "I DUNNO!! " LOL! HOWIE IS THE NEW DAVID.

[Centaurian0190]

LOL at david 0:51 XDD

[HagarHazem]

these were all SUCKS lol

[Centaurian0190]

Now let's see the auditions in the order

1st - ugly and stupid

2nd - strange, but funny

3rd - not a talent at all, just making some fart-like noises

4th - funny but priceless

[Illbohema]

@Centaurian0190 I agree with the 1st, 2nd and 4th but the 3rd sound like he was making trumpet noises with his hand to me.

[MariixRawrx3]

Dude this is new york what do you expect normal things?

[Tanaleon808]

put this over your face and go like this. hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

[stanthecanadianman]

@Tanaleon808 that made me laugh it was so fucking stupid XD

[joseneto9393]

I AGREE WITH MICHAEL JACKSON...THEIR BADDDDDD

[thehamstergod1997]

DUDE! go handtrumpet! that was cool, in my opinion... or it was just fart sounds, whatever it was, it was cool

[Lennon1098]

America hasn't got talent. It's got fat people though.

[xDrugless]

0:59 he talks to him self

[fluffybigD]

The last one made me laugh

[xxmarwaxx9]

the 2nd one was funny lol

[MsSiobhan1995]

I agree with MiKKA335!!

[ClankTube]

I thought the last guy was gonna suffocate himself with the shower cap. It woulda been the only thing on this show actually worth $1M.

[armageddon1844]

stop at 0:02

[mahimahimindy]

the first on was creepy but the second one was like he's mutant

[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

pyschos!!!!

[bigitems]

dude, the guy wit the hand trumpet? come on! golden jerry, golden

[XSK8xD]

0:06 was the most random shit xD

[jillstillrules169]

0:01

HELP THE MAN!! HES HAVING A SEIZURE lmfao

[Fiber04]

Keep clicking back to 0:01 and you will see Sharon giving head.

[selena4003]

um....wow i dont wanna be mean so i dont wanna say anything but i like the backround music micheal jackson IM BAD!<-------song name

[mw2god1234]

Im sorry but Fafo tops all of these acts put together in disgust and indignity.

[xxMCRvenomxx]

sharon is sosososo pretty for her age

[Jkroflcopter]

@bigbuckdown90 why is the stage full of assholes

[bigbuckdown90]

Why is the audiance full of assholes

[TheArrows55555]

Rest in Peace Michael Jackson

[p3kranger98]

lol i tried the bag thing and whaaaaa!so fun:D

[blossoms256]

The song that was playing is WAY better then the acts.GO MJ:)

[dreamera1]

HOLY CRAp. when Husselhoff said "This is supposed to be americas got talent." Howies exact words today and they sounded the same.

[jerrodhoerner]

i thought the last guy was hilarious

[basketballfan88]

lol 0:03

[Shadow93131]

lol adam ace is so funny lol !

[TOEYfilms]

@kneehighsocks88

Don't rip on a whole country because of like 4 people. Seriously, get a life.

[crossover188]

pierce is such a fucking faggot the barber was good lets see him get on stage who the fuck is he to say your a complete waste of space

[TheRawrForever]

@leppaberry i saw tht guy! tht was so stupid! but funny...

[skyforer]

no talent



[leppaberry]

The worst audition i've ever seen? Well let's just say he called himself "The Genital Daredevil"

[NatalieDumDooDumDum]

@leppaberry I REMEMBER THAT ONE! LOL

[TravieWG]

@leppaberry LOL 'The Genital Daredevil' I saw that! XD

[TheMegaonilink]

the barber was actually good...

[8DarkSideOfTheMoon8]

The comedian was actually pretty ridiculous. LOl.

[TheCrowneJewel]

RIP Michael Jackson

[fayeslover]

@TheCrowneJewel it'll be a year this friday that we lost him

[TheCrowneJewel]

@fayeslover my god i cannot believe how fast one year went by!

[fayeslover]

@TheCrowneJewel me either. i'm playin all my MJ shit that day, all my records and the THIS IS IT movie

[TheCrowneJewel]

@fayeslover the movie LITERALLY came out on dvd and blu-ray on MY BD!!!

[fayeslover]

@TheCrowneJewel best b-day ever i bet ^_^

[CrawfishLover94]

maybe its just because its late at night and i need something to humor me but that comedian guy made me laugh so hard

[calvingmail]

miss OZZY is horrible no wonder she produced that piglet daughter of hers

[Calvarychicks]

i would love to be a judge how fun!

[34thStreetHoodNigga2]

new york is so stupid

[chuckyko]

That comedian was without a doubt the worst in the world. Great sweatsuit, though.

[LtotheAKE]

The audience is rude because there are stage managers that tell them to be. I have been to an AGT filming and the stage managers told the audience to boo, cheer, etc.

[xWhenElephantsFlyyx]

If you ask me, The Quiddlers were pretty awesome.

[klagen528]

It would be funny if they rejected somebody and he pulled out a handgrenade......

[MasterBelmont]

That last one was so fail. That guy's probably been kicked out of everywhere he's performed.

[nextx]

cool

[bensimms72]

i could not stop laughing! #LOL

[jlthrift]

Love the buzzer! ;)

[hoteliwinshowcases]

The circus is in town and everybody's leaving!

[N1k1mon]

That wasn't funny, what's wrong with you? Your Ritalin pills make life that entertaining? ffs.

[Thethirdeye84]

@N1k1mon Aww shush you! I was too uncomfortable to laugh at all before I got these pills, now your comment made me sad ;( Lol lol lol, xD.

[N1k1mon]

@Thethirdeye84 Sorry about that, I certainly didn't want to make you sad. I was referring soecifically to someone else though, but the general statement about it not being funny applies to all who thought otherwise I suppose. You could take a safe dose of m oxycontin to lift your spirits though.

[Thethirdeye84]

@N1k1mon Its ok, and no, "lifting my spirits" is not the case, grown up adhd is, no idea what oxycontin is, but honestly ritalin sounds slightly better.

[N1k1mon]

@Thethirdeye84 Oxycontin is a medium strength opioid used to treat pain, it has a positive affect on the neuroreceptors, you may know it as Oxycodone simply because that is the name of the medicine, cheers mate.

[Thethirdeye84]

@N1k1mon Opioid huh? Same as a illegal drug? I had never heard of it, even so I may end up taking opioid some time, hopefully I will rather get it from a doctor than somewhere else. Of course such would be last resort, and not in a couple of years ahead. Hopefully not though, the best would be to keep on with these lighter things.

Thank you for your advice, sooner or later I will take a deeper look into it, but as a adhd drug, not a mood setter, I get that from physical training.

[11keiven]

not funny and stupid to negatives and that means they should have never been on that show