Mass Effect 2 - I'll cut your balls off

[Cruckeyee]

Holy shit, the subtitles. Makes it far more interesting.

[ShockGetar]

if you need more attractive also offered to sell them to appropriate.

[ZexionLover411]

does a female shepard say the same xD

[ExterminatusM4A]

@ZexionLover411 Yes. Manshep and Femshep have identical lines, except the romances ofc.

[DioDinero]

Turn the subtitles on. NOW.

[ilurvebigbutts]

Wait, Krogan have four balls right? (Hence 'quad') ... So where is Shepard going to get the other two from?!

[OrganizationReborn]

*This interrogation was brought to you by your balls...Your balls,they aint worth this.*

[Neonification9]

oh my god why do they even have an option for captions? XD

[JackCarmine1]

Thats funny, because krogan testicles are sold in the market! Lol

[kawaz750r]

haha this is most epic. I did the same i punched him to death that son of a bitch:P

[Spectre907]

Lolwut?

Way to make things awkward, shepard.

[halofreak2553]

:O

[BruinsVictory]

if you need more attractive also offered to sell them to appropriate

[Unixtopable]

Shepard: IM GONA CUT YOURE BALLS OFF AND SELL THEM TO A KROGAN

Grunt: you always forget about me

[FinalNinja447]

Put captions on... priceless.

[190shepard]

15 people balls were sell into krogan this scene reminds about pulp fiction scene say what againg and english motherfucker dot you speakt it

[WackyJack322]

Thane: This isn't working, Shepard. We're making no progress.

CC: Susan what you said we're making progress

LOL!

[baron8107]

If you ask me, when he speaks wearing a full helmet, it sounds pretty intimidating with that static underlay.

[PERSONTHATISCLEVER]

GIVE ME A NAME, OR I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND SELL THEM to my favorite store in the citadel

[7477238]

Commander Shepard is the Chuck Norris of the future.

[hey01e5]

@7477238 chuck norris is a pussy compared to shepard

[7477238]

@hey01e5 I stand corrected. I should have said, "Commander Shephard is the Chuck Norris x10 of the future".

[XBezerkerX]

Susan, what you said we're making progress

[APinkPanzer]

@XBezerkerX I was just about to comment on that XD

[BabaIsWatchingYou]

even funnier when a femshep says that ;'))

[Wolfensteinification]

Ain't that Herschel Biggs from L.A. Noire?



[MrNewVegas9]

@Wolfensteinification holy shit! i knew that voice sounded really familiar, but I couldnt place my finger on it. thank you sir

[EyesLee93]

LOL YouTube closed captioning is so funny interpreting lines of dialog.

Thane: "This isn't working Shepard. We're making no progress."

YouTube Translation: "Susan what you said we're making progress."

[0BattlestaR0]

Shepard: I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan!

Grunt: I AM NOT A KROGAN!!!!

[juanelbobo1]

 turn captions on

[Bluestudio555]

@juanelbobo1 If you need more attractive also offered to sell them to appropriate.

[aravioa]

susan what you said we're making progress

[iamBIGBROOX]

I hope the blood doesn't look like oil stains in ME3 as well

[TheAssailant6661]

I did this mission. Made sure I had Grunt with me.

[WhiteShad0w28]

What I would say: " i'l cut your balls of and force you to eat them." gross right?

[WhiteShad0w28]

The Krogan is going to be a dude right?

[AughustoCV]

It feels much better when his lawyer gets in the room and you basically say: "I am a Spectre so back the fuck off". It always feels so good to get these "untouchable" bastards out of their high horses.

[GhostLink92]

Took me a bit to realize why he said "Krogan". Then I realized, "oh yeah, the genophage."

[Xannolc1]

I personally prefer letting the big shot lawyer enter and run off at the mouth then let Shepard drop the Specter bomb. Nothing beats status in my books. XD

[AughustoCV]

@Xannolc1 And the lawyer says he's gonna appeal to the council. And you reply: "The council whose lives I saved? Good luck" (If paragon ending was taken in ME 1).

[bresco8901]

Even Tho i Was playin a Paaragon Story line, i still beat this guy up

[theevilsquirrel1]

@bresco8901 did u punch the reporter too? lol

[kunven]

krogans eat balls O_O

[knives4cash]

@kunven No, they have them attached to their bodies.

[jackofblades94]

Male Shepard: I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!

Elias: NO WAIT!

Female Shepard: I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!

Elias: NO...wait...

[TheoNott]

What will the krogan do with the purchased balls, I wonder?

[Seph123ff7]

I would assume he'd sell his balls to his favorite store on the Citadel.

[MrKoolRideR]

XD

[Oprichnik2]

Mass effect 3: Less talking more balls cutting

[Turk343]

why krogan need human balls???

[TheEternalProduction]

@Turk343 Well as Garrus explains it in Mass effect 1, some Krograns think that by transplanting themselves non-krogan testicules, they can counter the effects of the Genophage, mostly human testicules because of their genetic diversification but it doesn't work

[NikoBellicSerbia30]

I hope i wont see him in Mass Effect 3, or my head will go off. But i expect to see peoples from Mass Effect 1 which i didnt saw most of them in Mass Effect 2 (side missions and main missions).

[HaloPokemon5Master]

Watch this with captions. It's fucking funny.

[KopperNeoman]

wtf does a smoking fetish playlist have to do with cutting people's balls off and selling them to krogan? Jeez...

[gundamseedathrun]

Garrus gave him the idea in ME when he told him about krogans buying balls...oh Garrus...the good idea maker

[PersistentPyro]

Kelham: What kid, you gonna bore me into confessing?

Shepard: Works for me! *punch*

Shepard punches people so often, he thinks it's boring.

[Unixtopable]

@PersistentPyro nuking virmire was boring....

[gokuismichaeljordan1]

shepard: i'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan

wrex: your a fool. you should eat them

[Legion1791]

@gokuismichaeljordan1 lol



[TheBIOPRINCE]

@gokuismichaeljordan1 LOL good one...

[VelaToNorma7]

@gokuismichaeljordan1 "You're" not "your." Dumbass.

[jreezy18]

@VelaToNorma7 Oooh spelling correction, you feel better about yourself now?

[EvieWingweaver13]

@gokuismichaeljordan1

You made me laugh so hard, I vomited! XD

[sacumblousi]

WTF is wrong with the captions?! hahahahahahaha!

"Susan what you said we're making progress" lol wut?

[stefan7312]

@sacumblousi Captions seem fine to me.

[InfernoInfernal]

This Video with Captions:

------------

Kelham: Who is she even before me in the Kansas see which

Shepard: Course from it

Kelham: Yeah, you.

Shepard: Keep it up, you leave it at that.

Thane: Susan what you said we're making progress

Shepard: I if you need more attractive also offered to sell them to appropriate

Kelham: Chronic fatigue with it, the word this.

[thedarkarcon4]

@InfernoInfernal Mind = blown!

[Greenhelm64]

@InfernoInfernal all your base are belong to us

[shadowbender]

chronic fatigue with it, the word this!!!!!

[8610803eternal]

1. put on captions

2.  laugh

[devilthrig]

shepard:give me a name or i'll cut your balls off and sell them to my favourite store on the citadel

[MrBreeces]

everyone if you dont know what the guys helmet is its the death mask you get it from a krogan in tuchunka.

[BoGdYsGames]

If he was Garrus...

Shepard: Give me a name or I'll cut your calibrations off and sell them to a Krogan!

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some punches.

[MASHINGMIKE2012]

Dude i wore the same outfit

[LastODSTStanding]

Transcript of this video (according to youtube): Kelham: Who is she? Even before in the Kansas see which course from it. (Shepard hits him) Yeah. You Shepard: Keep it up, you leave it at that. (Thane pulls him aside) Thane: Susan, what you said, we're making progress. Kelham: We did it because of that people to see. (Interupt) Shepard: I, if you need more attractive also offered to sell them to appropriate. Kelham: Chronic fatigue with it! The word this. *Fail*

[Geothesponge111]

I AM SHEPARD!YOGNAUT AND I HAVE YOUR BALLS!

[MrLagvag]

Female shepard: GIVE ME UR NAME OR ILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND KEEP THEM!!!!

[poricocoo]

im commander Sheppard, and this is my favorite balls joke of the week.

[MuDvAyNw]

lolololol alright alright, fucking quit it

[scrapz8101]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, CHRONIC FATIGUE WITH IT!

[Wolfsrain90]

"Susan you said we're making progress."

Subs + video = lol.

[Sceptorful]

I wonder what a krogan would want with human nuts.... :o

[Wolfsrain90]

@Sceptorful But really, though? It's because krogans believe testicle transplants may increase fertility. Remember in ME1 when Garrus tells you about people selling them for 10k each?

[Sceptorful]

@Wolfsrain90 Ah, i barely remember him saying that...i suppose that makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up.

[dinoguy331]

why would u sell some 1ns balls 2 a krogan?

[Wolfsrain90]

@dinoguy331 OM NOM NOM

[ShayLee0501]

This is even funnier if you leave the closed captions on.

Mine said "I'll chronic fatigue it" Instead of "Alright alright fucking quit it" among other things

[SpryO3]

I love it because now I can threaten people by saying "I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a Krogan!"

[MrPopeye232323]

@iGDoNYc93sexy543 i've spent time talking to mordin solus

[MrPopeye232323]

@iGDoNYc93sexy543 and two hearts but that has nothing to do with your argument...

[pokenub1000]

GIVE ME A NAME OR I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND SELL THEM TO A KROGAN

Grunt: Wait Shepard I call dibs!!!

[sephiroth1018]

@iGDoNYc93sexy543 they can use them to turn themselves on lol i forgot the word but some ppl actually use rhino tusk or other foods or something to turn themselves or their partners on, and krogans might get horny from a few human testicles xD

[DoubleMatt1]

Give me a name or I'll cut your balls of and sell them to a big stupid jellyfish!

[therewillbepain]

the helmet is plus +10 negotiation, I see your putting that to good use.

[Sizarion120]

Give me a name or I'll cut your balls off and ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL

[ChinkyDinkly]

1. Press CC

2. Press Transcribe audio

3. "Even before me in Kansas see which course from it"

[Agent1W]

@ChinkyDinkly Thane: "Susan, what you said...we're making progress."

SUSAN???

[jayrillamwohnson]

Shepard: legion cut his balls off.

legion: we are building a consensus please try again later.

[Jokenx3]

For Shep this was a normal Tuesday

[TheRome111]

Shepard: GIVE ME A NAME OR I'LL CUT MY BALLS OFF AND SELL THEM TO A KROGAN

Elias Kelham:NO PLEASE..wait what?

Shepard:Not talking eh

[Kionsuu]

@TheRome111 *shiiiink*

[Hunterstiq]

@TheRome111

Shepard: GRUNT GET IN HERE

Grunt: I am gonna eat you

[freedomphamtom1]

0:28 ENGLISH,MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!

[Thehuntingwolf]

Wrex needed a new set since his were sterilized

[daviddebonomalta]

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[KopperNeoman]

Shepard: Give me a name, or I'll cut your balls off, and sell them to a krogan!

Wrex: He's actually gonna let me eat them.

Shepard: Wrex

Wrex: Shepard

[seva809]

"even before me in the kansas" anomaly detected on CC

[gigastrike2]

Me: Ok, I'm making a paragon Shepard, but I'm getting nowhere. Can't hurt to be a little rougher I suppose... /right trigger

Shepard: I'M GONNA CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!

Me: HOLY SHIT! O.O

[GlobalGaming101]

@gigastrike2

dude, that's hilarious!

[DonLangosta]

@gigastrike2 Hmm, maybe I should be a little tougher with this guy. *click!* *SHOVE THROUGH WINDOW* :O

[MsSpartan57]

Sound funnier when Fem/Shep says it though; :/

[LordFatamayus]

@Lamicktin i personally think theyre both good they both have more emption in their voices than in the first one

[CommanderMattShepard]

transcribe: "if you need more attractive also offered to sell them appropiate" "alright alright! chronic fatigue with it!"

[CommanderMattShepard]

transcribe "keep it up tough guy. you'll leave it at that." LOL transcribe ftw

[Tonystarman250]

Lol, that was funny

[charlottebrady96]

to think,i missed this epic line just for +2 paragon =[[[[[[[[!!!! *angry shep*

[avraham1]

"Susan what you said we're making no progress"

Whut are you talking about transcribe? Who the fuck is Susan?!

[CommanderMattShepard]

@avraham1 well.........if there was a femshep in this vid and the player named her Susan.....that transcribe would be 80% right.......

[CitizenKahne1015]

Elias: Do you know what'll I'll do to you when I get out of here?

Me: Bitch and moan and then die in ME3?

[MrPur3d]

LOOL press cc at the bottom and choose transcribe audio, enjoy ^^

[Kikeesperto]

DRAMATIC ELIAS

[999flame]

"Susan, what you said we're making progress."

Dafuq?

[playerkyle13]

I'll be even more pissed then Shepard, yet I will say the same thing.

[danielgrvff]

hahaha krogan :p

[saygoodnightmanuel]

Elias Kelham, Alright, alright, fucking quit it!

CHRONIC FATIGUE WITH IT

ಠ_ಠ

[SodaGod1000]

When he said go to hell, Shepard was probably like: "Already been there!"

[lxktn1989]

@SodaGod1000 Been there, done that, was my favorite trip on the Citadel.

[roman11777]

Elias: Do you know what I'll do to you when I get out of here?

Captions: yeah

[punn213]

who is she even before me in the kansas see which course from it yeah you keep it up you leave it at that susan what you said we're making progress we did it because of that people to see I if you need more attractive also offered to sell them to appropriate chronic fatigue with it the word this

[xartemis]

I hate how Shepard's voice sounds when he says that though

[RSG220]

Krogans probably collect balls to make their own newton balls....

[2010RoflBot]

whats with the fucking stupid added subtitles? their as funny as herpes.

[BioniclePredator2]

Wrex on eBay

Wrex: Shepard's selling human testicles?! A dream come true!!!

[iceheart117]

GIVE ME A NAME OR I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND SELL THEM TO MY FAVOURITE STORE ON THE CITADEL

[Chantler56]

@iceheart117 OMG I literally pissed myself laughing when I saw that comment!

[sinisteroglop]

@iceheart117 All 4 of them :o

[LuiDeca]

@iceheart117 u comment stealer

[plasticsword2]

@iceheart117 congratz, youre the first youtube comment that nearly made me pee myself laughing.

[bollenjr]

OMGAWD WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HELMET?! TELL ME OR I`LL CUT YOUR BALLS OF!

[alegotaco]

@bollenjr u get it in the store/kiosk where there is a varren that u can get by doing a minigame and he gives u discount after the minigame near cheif scout price 6666credits

[EDCrtehbest]

@bollenjr Tuchanka, after entering the main area turn left and there should be a store that sells it :D

[bollenjr]

@EDCrtehbest You dont know how many times Ive goten my answer... :D

[SerbSkiLLz00]

pooooppp is what i eat

[TwoFacedKid4]

14 people got their balls but off. 14 other people are happy krogan.

[iPopcorn]

SUSAN! WHAT YOU SAID WERE MAKING PROGRESS!

autosubtitles you make me lol

[likeag6whatwhat]

Shepard: "Tell me or Garrus will cut your balls off!"

Garrus: "Actually, can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[Chrisorr]

@likeag6whatwhat that right there was the best comment so far. lol

[Chrisorr]

@likeag6whatwhat that right there was the best comment so far. lol

[knarkbruker]

I'm Commander Shepard and I like to play around with Elias Kelham's balls.

[hurrycanne699]

Susan what you said we're making progress.

[hastati4]

Garrus: Krogan pay up to 10,000 for each testicle, that's 40,000 for a full set. Somebody's making a killing out there.

Shepard: Yeah...huh. You know...that's not a bad idea...

[soldierassasin]

I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND SELL THEM to my favorite store on the Citadel.

[Mestrerui44]

lol audio transcribe : "If you need more attractive also offered to sell them to appropriate" XD

[adeadlybeastkiller]

@Mestrerui44 "chronic fatigue with it" rite after it lol

[DaReaperZ]

God these automatic subtitles make this funny as hell :D Every time you start over the movie, it gets new subs for ya :P

[TheMaccyT]

Shepard was lying, he was actually going to give them as a "premium ingredient" to mess sergeant gardner for his top notch normandy dinners

[GibbsGibberstein]

i don't care what Shepard does with my dismembered testicles. Give them to a krogan? what does it matter i got no balls.I wonder what it would have been like if he said

I'll cut your balls off and mail them to a Hanar"

[TheFadeReviews]

Stop Trolling the Troll, he apparently got mad at this video because he doesn't have balls.

[anticliche321]

lol the everyone turn on the subtitles. :p

[EgyptianGoddessSarah]

Turn on the Captions.

0.30 - If you need more attractive also offered to sell them to appropriate

-Cronic Fatigue with it, the word this.

XD

[loopedvirus]

@MarjanQasemi14 u obviosly aint played a good game in ur life ur probaly a inbred cod fanboy

[jedisociety]

@MarjanQasemi14 Go back to Camp of duty, moron.

[MarjanQasemi14]

@jedisociety go back to camp Mass Effect shity you ignorant fool

[jedisociety]

@MarjanQasemi14 Are you 8 years old or retarded?