Marks And Spencer - Christmas Food 2006

[XxXPandaRawrzXxX]

Im not fat :( But I swapped regular porn for this a long long time ago xD

They need to bring it back :((

[XxXPandaRawrzXxX]

This is not just food porn

This is M&S food porn.

[highskyeagle]

I was watching Vegans videos how the hell the ended up here O_o

[DavidQuinn101]

Thumbs up if you searched for the Scouser version of this video!

[bengo940]

I remember when M&S used to make nice,posh ads like this. The result of this though was that my classmates exaggerated how M&S was cheap.

[bobodd5]

sapiens of the juice the fluids do not does not thatch snatch

[boiledelephant]

To quote Charlie Brooker,

M&S: This is not just food...

CB: [unbuckling pants] Damn right it's not, it's food that's about to get fucked!

[dudedude270]

bring back the food porn!!!!

[kerrye49]

was the inflation then??? or 2005

[kimberleymcdonald]

food porn..

[UkSkillZz]

why the hell am i watching this?

[memzie16]

Porn for fat people

[clarepies]

'when the m&s ad comes on the telly, so do i!' -russell howard

[Oli3TB76]

classic

[bobodd5]

yes who you? hohoho

[Muffinscool]

a fat person would get a stiffy watching this

[PowerArmorV113]

Does anyone else NOT feel embarrassed for getting a boner after watching that?!

[chris10735]

i just wonna rush to the m&n!! for that shit

[MinecraftPwners]

Omg it really is food porn omg leave me alone!

[darkhavenster]

I'm sure I'm not the only person who was directed here by TvTropes.

[peaceboy5]

Congratulations, We have found porn for fat people!!!

[Kaleid7]

The bastards always put these ads on last thing at night, when you're sat there with a piece of toast

[sherlockismyhomeboy]

I just came.

[Pooky1991]

LOL:D

[xLozzieToxicx]

whats the music for this called,?

[Anglchurch]

@xLozzieToxicx

Samba pa ti Santana (1970 )

[unspokenscene97]

lets all have an orgy with the condiments..

[AEBMF]

@Radomboy1234 I'd be more concerned about the fact that you think about fat blokes wanking if i was you =)

[markh2]

I hate this woman's voice soooooooo much!!!!!! and let me push the fork into the food soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sllllloooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwly

I JUST WANT TO SCREAM!!!

[TheBlackxism]

i can see a face in the sauce!



[TheFrog606]

if marks and spencer is like this at the shop im goin now! amagin the advert for bras!!

[Primus2X]

who else got a boner?

[skinednumber]

whats the song called??

[spyroTwij]

@skinednumber Check babestation u might fing it there.

[barbarasv222]

Hi,

It is Santana - Samba Pa Ti

[mikelopez101]

@skinednumber samba pa ti

[Chookpan]

Ooooo eeeerrrrrr

[twocky61]

The alternative version:

-36 inch DD Breasts covered in warm Belgian chocolate

-1 inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream

-Clean shaven minge framed by an open crotched leather thong

-Moist salty clit smothered in blackberry jam................

-This is not ordinary porn

-This is M&S porn

[JakenJragin]

17 people climaxed just before trying and failing to press the Like button.

[ginger0071000]

this is porn for fat people

[LexCluthor]

Eating out with this woman must be a real problem Although you'd get money off if she read the menu aloud.

[sweetypie000]

just because some people are vegetarian it dosen't mean the vegetarian classis sandwhich has to be compiled and taste like shit !

M&S sort it out ! you need more vegetarian options !

[sweetypie000]

i go to the london bridge one and the queues are getting worse and worse. Today - 2 people on the tills and 17 people queing almost out the door. I put my basket down and walked out.

M&S SORT IT OUT

[EvanLovesWhiskey]

This is what makes fat people.

[sharondoyle37]

Have you ever seen the aldi version of this...it's a bunch of broken biscuits, swedish ham. Their voice artist is Terry from the office...a geordie with a thick accent.

*note: advert does not exist*

[UfoFrilla]

hahahaha

[markDMH1]

boner achieved!

[skyknight332]

oh wow... when this comes on the telly so do I...

[Ascyltos]

I think I have a boner. Is that wrong?

[DackIsBack]

LOL, This hasn't aged well... It's only been 4 years!!

I remember when everyone was laughing when this came on TV.

[skyknight332]

this is food porn... hmmmmmm :D

[AVP181]

This is like porn for fat people

[bloodandbones100]

@AVP181 omg that was soooo funny man

[riverlinedance]

check out my video where the woman gets very dirty in the summer advert ;)

[rumple19]

muncheez!

[helenannebrown02]

Does anyone know the name of this piece of music????????

[adamr1987]

@helenannebrown02 Samba Pa Ti by Santana

[SkinnayGenes]

I've got a boner now :l

[darthnazgul]

I want her to fork me. *wink, wink*

[XOXheartAmy]

mmm... food porn

[trigea]

Its a christmas ad and SANTAna is the backing music :P

[oasisliveforever999]

I just masturbated.

[alienatedfreak23]

food porn no more. M&S have replaced Dervla Kirwan with Caroline Quentin

[childrenoftheshire]

I just blew a shed load of baby batter out of my purple headed yoghurt slinger.

[allaroundthemorning]

you sick m&s bastards. they have decided to use hormones to lure customers in.

haha, i couldn't help the urge to drool.

[lethalweapon92]

good lord 0.0

[PUMKINOFDEATH]

I came.

[CyberFur]

this is food this is food porn

[Benihwl]

what is the background song?

[WeLoveTellyAds]

@Benihwl - The soundtrack is by Santana, and it's a track called Samba Pa Ti

[depoiyh4eva]

samba pa ti

[savingwillzz]

OH NO. D:

I'm hungry and horny.

[snijibjak]

i have a boner

[luvinalize]

hahahahaha she's turning me on!

[backnessmafoo]

EL OH EL :)

[Low0xygen]

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the world who laughs when she says "Dill Sauce".

This isn't just a soft porn narrator, this is an M&S soft porn narrator.

[kirstyasher2]

@Low0xygen hahaha now you've pointed it out it makes me laugh when she says it xD

[Zagman177]

This isn't just Christmas pudding, this is a massive piece of dog shit, set ablaze for the effect!

[chris802clark]

This is not just food. It's over-priced pretencious bollocks food.

[tom1984uk]

@chris802clark Yeah yeah whatever you say, pleb.

[xXiRoNxSigHtZzzx]

this isnt just any red cabbage, this is red cabbage that looks like the inside of a fucking a dead dog

[bulked]

food porn

[xXiRoNxSigHtZzzx]

yh lol

[pootom1]

loooool

[GiefGoldPlx]

@bulked Close the curtains Im gonna shag the tele!

[bloodandbones100]

@GiefGoldPlx lol

[davesmith20092009]

@bulked No - its an advert, not porno!

[bulked]

@davesmith20092009

oh..........someone is a stranger to irony arent they?

[xixroflcopterxix]

@bulked that commant makes this advert so much funnier, i'll never look at M&S in the same way again

[TheQxdBrothers]

i dont fucking care,

i just want a goddamnd Cheeseburger!

gooosssshhhh...!!

[tom1984uk]

They shouldn't watch it if they complain, they probably can't afford to shop in this wonderful store.

[rockchick80s]

WOW is the right word flybreath. We always get M&S Christmas Food, its amazing quality, but I do admit the Adverts are way over the top. lol

[Rachelbob91]

IM HORNY FOR THE FOOD

[clottoyup]

FOOD PORN!!!

[Johnn1993]

This Is Not Just Food................. This Is Fucking Exaggerated Food

[sweetypie000]

this is not just lunch, this is an over-priced food fest ripping off the public who require to eat as a primary need

one VERY small pork and stuffing roll (a round one, not submarine) for lunch £2.58 where is the justification of this THEFT ?

[deil321]

This is not an ordinary advert, this is an over-dramatic M&S advert

[sweetypie000]

M&S quality has gotten worse in the last 2-3 years

[irowdie]

this makes my mouth water :O

[mikeavfc8472]

and then a black man runs in and steals it all

[Pilkingtube]

omg i laughed out of shock!! it went from seductive food to that.. my god my face hurts

[TheFirecogicuk]

wtf are you talking about?

[kirstyasher2]

this woman really does scare me

[EvilMatty12]

This is no adenery Green Bean

This is an M&S Green Bean...

I MEAN WTF? MAN!! xD

[TheCustardShark]

this is creepy.

[xxgagakicksassxx]

i had to do an english assesment with this!!

[BenBurnley13]

so did i !!

[scyllaandcharybdis]

This isn't just YouTube... this is Woof! Woof! hubba-hubba! Oooow OOOOooh behaveeeee YouTube!!

[dendenthemenmen]

What is this music called

[anuploader]

Samba Pa Ti

[aerlingus18]

this isnt just shit

this is english shit

[WarriorCatsUnited]

piss off idiot

[kyleg1471]

This isn't just any Turkey

This is farmer sured, succulent juicy free range welsh turkey,

This isn't just food

This is M&S food lol :)

[sweetypie000]

£1.60 for 150g of apple, strawberry and raspberry i got today in M&S, a 'bargain' i thought compared to M&S's usual expensive prices.

The problem? bloody awful. The strawberry are sharp and nasty, the raspberrys are sharp and they even threw in shaprt apples to complete it. I've gone right M&S, sick of it.

UK Strawberrys are utter shit, French are the best, same with raspeberrys

[alanlovedog]

whoever made this ad wishes they were making porn

[kabogga]

What are on about? This IS porn! Lol!

I bet that all over the country, there are blokes sitting around the telly and hearing her sexy food-porn voice, and ending up covering the screen in their own special 'sauce' That's my theory anyway! ;-)

[finehomemadewine]

However sexy voice they can use- these meals are disgusting :-), I am sorry I cannot help it..:-)

[sweetypie000]

no, M&S meals are good and not disgusting but boy do you pay through the nose for them

[wiccamelissa]

this sounds like an ad for a sex commercial if you close your eyes and listen to her voice! hahahah

[blackbull2433]

I THOUGHT OF THIS 2 LOL XDDD

[Denta92]

Aaahhhhhh, yeeeeaaaaahhhh... Continue talking, babe ooooooooohhhhhhh... I'm gonna start fucking the food soon, aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh......

[sweetypie000]

jew boys own the shop with their rip off prices !

[finehomemadewine]

The prices surely do not have anything to do with their religion or etnic origin. M´n S actually is one of few cultured shops in this price range. And then they sell lot of fair trade goods, so it might be a bit more expensive then in normal supermarkets.

[sweetypie000]

Do you really believe that when they sell 'fair trade goods" that the originating farmer gets a good price? Come on, you can bet your ass they get less than minimum or as little as M&S can get away with. They are getting the product in the shop, that is all. Gullible people like you buy those 'fair trade goods' thinking the farmer is getting a great price - he aint. Any supermarket charging 5p for a carrier bag and nearly £1.50 for 2 pints of milk do not give a flying about a farmer in africa

[uktunner]

Hahaha I couldn't agree more!

[sweetypie000]

Also, you appear to be defining 'culture' as having to be nessisarily (spelling lol) over-priced, and expensively advertised hardcore mainline selling. creating an image so it looks like you are getting more than you actually are

All these supermarkets are theives. The daily wastage is immoral yet they will not lower their prices but will waste unbought food.

Sainsbury started out with the slogan "Stack them high, Sell them low". Now, they rip people off daily.

Come live in the real world

[finehomemadewine]

well, I DO know they are ALL thievs, I do, but (over here) the really have to pay staff which speaks languages= they will expect better weidge and, and now seriously, as I said the fair trade (please do find it out, if You do not know the meaning of this expression) is always gonna be more expensive. (Please do excuse my spelling too).

[sweetypie000]

lol, u don't have to ask me to check out what fairtrade at M&S is m8 i'm born and raised in fulham likegenerationsa of my family before me

M&S (and all these supermarkets) don't even pay our local farmers a decent price for a litre of milk so do you REALLY believe they pay a cocoa farmer a decent price for their coffee beans and chocolate? come on, get real ffs.

[CherryTripping]

lol

we always took the piss out on this ad, it so funny

:)

this isnt just any yt-post... its a M&S yt-post...

[FireHazard001]

i just jizzed in my pants, cuz this food is that amazing!

[Ilovebasil123]

lol at dirvla kirwan

[ffox1994]

I Find It Really Funny That This Has 126,030 Vews.

And Who Was Sad Ebough To Upload This. lol

[SockLovinChick]

I had to use it for my english homework.

Very annoying their so expensive!!!

When my english teacher suggested we check you tube. I laughed i did not belive that their were people out there that were so sad to post an M&S advert. But now i know there are!!!!

[sweetypie000]

i have zero option around my area than to shop at M&S. It is VERY overpriced.

Today I brought this -

a tube of salt and vinegar stackers. £1.65

2 small brown rolls £0.82.

2 pints of semi skimmed milk £1.03

1 coronation sandwich filler -170grams £1.79

a beef baguette - £3.25

Total cost £8.54

no justification for the appauling price imho, nothing more than theft. If they didn't keep out the competition i'd be able to go elsewhere

[billyb4223]

well if you dont like the prices go to aldi

[officialPaze]

M&S fund Israel... I will never shop there again

[1shandyandy]

Racist Wanker, whats wrong with isreal you idiot

[officialPaze]

That fact that it has massacred thousands of people, destroyed hundreds of thousands of homes and locks millions of people in what can only be described as a modern Nazi concentration camp for its very existance.

Just because I criticize a country that makes me a racist? Even a great amount of ex-millitary staff in Israel denounce its actions towards an entire people

[1shandyandy]

No disrespect to you but i implore you to get your facts right. I seem to remember 6 million jews getting massacred by nazis, also the palastinians have beeen bombing the crap out of isreal of the earth. In fact every arab country wants them wiped of the face of the earth and personally I dont blame isreal for defending itself. Alhough i am not without heart, i do think that too many civillians have been killed, but then hamas should have thought about that before bombing isreal

[officialPaze]

You wont remember 6million Jews getting massacred because no one remembers that number. It has been reformed so much since Historians have realised that what "eye witnesses" claimed as gas chambers werent infact.

Palestine is funded around 4000x less than Israel. They dont have the same armed resources.

Israel further creates problems by destroying peoples' homes to extend. Any JEW moving to Israel receves $35000 and a home build on bulldozed Palestinian homes.

Watch this:

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[budf1]

I miss these Adverts Now they have a REAL RETARDED ONE!!! PIERS MORGAN WTF? AND THEN THE SPICE GIRLS WHAT EVER HAPPEND TO THE ADS LIKE THESE :(

[WestEndOnBroadway]

what is the name of this song and the artists?

[OSPATE009]

Its Santana - Samba Pa Ti

[patchbod]

oh...

yeah...

I'm going to fucking cum.

marks and spencers are wanking me off.

i wish I could find whoever made that advert and fuck their head off. then I'll show you what's christmas you fucking george orwell 1984 bitch

[mehow92]

your wierd and my friend thinks your a shit

[patchbod]

whats wrong with being wierd. at least what I wrote was more interesting then your boring bollocsk. you're suburban and BORING. i'd prefer to be wierd and a shit, so cheers!

x

[tom1984uk]

i only get my food from m&s.

id rather eat my anus than shop in tesco

[architop]

HAHAHA so sensual aaagggrrrrr lol

[sweetypie000]

any shop with hiked up places like M&S should NEVER run out of paper napkins and cuttlery to eat your food. They make enough money so why charge 5p a bag? Also, the coffee machine in my local branch has been 'broken' for nearly 2 weeks.

Not good enough

[sbarry92]

Hey, im a M&S Worker, working on Stock Food, the Reason M&S make you pay 5P for the Green bags and 9P for the "Bags For Life" is because that the 1.8p Profit M&S makes from each bag sold, they give to Groundwork (Google Groundwork)

I dont see Tesco or asda doing something good for your local comunity?

The Paper Napkins and Coffee machine i cant answer thats "Coffee Shop" area i dont work there so i dont care ^_^

[sweetypie000]

1.8p? what happens to the rest of it?

"I dont see Tesco or asda doing something good for your local comunity?" it's my money they are giving away.

M&S are theives, end of.

[sbarry92]

The rest is the cost of the bag -.-"

M&S are using your money to help out your comunity

M&S are trying to help END OF!

You pay like £20 shopping, but to help your community or w/e with 5p extra, you refuse, also the point of making people pay will make people RE USE there carrier bags so that less will be handed out, saving bags and cutting down on the amount of plastic needed to use them =(

[ALBACELTS]

hahahahaahahaahah

[footyking77]

I'm gonna shag my laptop watching this vid :p

[sweetypie000]

it's only great because you get what you pay for and damn do you pay !

[sweetypie000]

the jews that own the company sure like to charge extortionate prices.

[clubpenguinwwefan08]

f0or adults? u just 10

[cod4boy45]

not on tv cuz i live i america

[cod4boy45]

what is so special about this dumb commertial. i first saw it today

[alienatedfreak23]

the voiceover..some say its alluring..some say its annoying...

[gavincrishan]

Oh Dervla, oh Dervla, I adore you!

[VampireWytch]

I adore her too!

[DrPhibes10]

7 by 7 inch, pure white embosed paper, with message written in pure black itallic type face, in a comemeritive envelope and limited addition numbered stamp this is no ordernary redundancy letter this is an M&S redundancy letter.

[sunkat76]

spot on!

[nobodyimportant23423]

These are not just store closures these are M&S store closures.

[chuffeldinho]

does anyone know the music thats being played in the background so i can learn it on guitar?

[paddystoff]

"Samba pa ti" by carlos santana

[worldofcomedy]

dervla kirwan star of goodnight sweetheart and the doctor who christmas special 2008 is the voice of these adverts.

[orangoman]

hehe... i find this amusing. they act like this food is sexy.

[TimeBoyy]

The woman narrating is in the Doctor Who christmas special 2008 :D

[4548644544]

ummm only sexi food

we make our food have sexi

[Unhardened]

...

[blush]

[QUlNTESSENCE]

FOOD PORN