Steve Balmer's Dance

[07duncan17]

This is what its like working for the !!"BIGGEST GIANT On The PLANET... MICROSOFT"!!

sad most the haters on here never earned a dollar by themselves in their short lives so far. This guys smarter than all your teachers put together. Shure go look at all the snow SB sold the Eskimos and he can sell sand to the Arabs. Here your posting hate on a Windows pc lol You kids and your apples, Apples are good if it runs Windows too right...... so what real good is Apple then?

[boxofsoap]

My java programming book sent me here. I was too curious and I wanted to what the link was to. lol

[MOBAQ46]

バルマーさん、相変わらず元気ですなwww

[JTLosttt]

remarkably I found this video as an example URL in my textbook on programming...

[chaosworshipper]

@JTLosttt

Stop watching youtube and get back to learning about using java iterators. But yes, that's how I got here too.

[alb4369]

Fuckin Balmer....

[kalimul]

Someone tell this guy to retire.

[lurconis666]

He's not a geek. That is just blasphemous. He's one of those evil managers that usurps all the credit on the count of him being the slave driver.

[BrandonLeeClaymation]

do another line buddy...looks like you have not done enough.

[TurdCaptain]

now you know why Microsoft is failing.

[connectte]

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

[kampfsushi]

Tim Cook! Go for it, it's your turn!

[sazcrusader]

I think this a long lost relative of mine.. im like this every time i go out haha

[delatroy]

While Steve Jobs is settling down with his top people to decide what the future of the internet is going to look like, the other Steve is acting like a hyperactive child thinking... "just work harder on the same shit ideas we've been doing since 1985 and we can win".

[rxbandiit]

COOME ONNNN, GIVE IT UP FOR MEEE!

lol...

[IERRORIST]

what the song name?

[AnnihilatorRUS]

И этим людям продали Скайп??Теперь  Я не удивлен тому что Скайп перестал нормально работать

[Zetus84]

обизяна

[sftpmtuci]

Вот это идиот...

[arkrot17]

@sftpmtuci Этот идиот позитивно повлиял на судьбы МИЛЛИАРДОВ людей этой планеты без всякого преувеличения. А что сделал ты, нормальный человек?

[sftpmtuci]

@arkrot17 Т.е. ты тоже согласен, что он идиот?

[arkrot17]

@sftpmtuci На данном ролике он задал эпатажу. Стива Балмера я считаю героем нашего времени.

[sftpmtuci]

@arkrot17 О да, вот так герой!

[RangerDK21]

@arkrot17 Что он сделал, кроме Рекламы?

[Dimedrol1991]

Балмер под спидами)

[FoxTime25]

что за придурок?

[moobzegg]

@FoxTime25 этот придурок один из главных в микрософте

[FoxTime25]

@moobzegg Оу... не знал. А они там все такие или только стив?

[moobzegg]

@FoxTime25 он такой единственный генеральный директор :)

[FoxTime25]

@moobzegg Ясно :))

[FoxTime25]

Ответить на это видео... Спасибо за инфу ;) 

[evilwillhunting]

Embarrassing. You aren't a frat boy, baldy. Act your age.

[mitomsong]

cha này điên! có làm được trò trống gì đâu!

[avhiza]

Poor Bill.

[Auriam]

And Howard Dean was disqualified from being President by ONE little scream?!

[DimOKun]

WTF? Where is Bill? Ballmer is fucking pig

[alexorel75]

idiot

[siliconsurf]

fucking spazz... nobody gives a fuck about winbloze and your fucking windows phone 7

[225573275]

is that that real?

[gearsau]

My God..No wonder USA doesnt rate highly in the opinion of people. Overweight, and stupid. Typical loud mouth Yank

[bigfatspringroll]

I wish this would appear everytime my PC crashes instead of that boring blue screen!!!

[mannen782]

Word is - steve managed to log into Win7 for the first time ever seconds before entering the stage.....

[bkushner69]

He hurts himself at .22 second mark, I'm sure of it.

[razielakuma]

That he smoked before quitting?

[MMlaif]

"what the fuck, get up get up come on, get up for me. Who say sit down?"

what the hell with that man to talk like this.

[45von]

What a douche ... he reminds me of another that was running for political office... all douches sound the same....

[spoj4n]

outta breath, that fat bastard xD

[netandful]

take ur kids to the zoo while you attend a conference

[sylcel]

*just

[sylcel]

That is jus sad.....

[buddhastalin]

too much money = brain AIDS

[LilSayo]

NREDS on the RUN! D:

Mommy I'm scared.

[Puzzer72]

I would have said "f*** you".

[markybeardmore]

i havent laughed that hard in ages

[macmarine]

Someone should've told him to jerk off BEFORE entering the stage. Watching this butt-fucking-ugly cokehead dance and scream gives me the willies!

[jejeroy]

its what its doing being rich like he is

[roodllib]

what a nob

[roodllib]

what a nob

[schattenphoenix]

God, hes so weird... but hes kinda awesome haha.

[juanroberjr1]

COKE

[Petchhyy]

At least he's passionate right?

[Xytos]

@Petchhyy actually i was seriously wondering if he was ok cause he had an angry face and it looked like he was having a heart attack of some sort.

[kurniasan]

Balmer or Baldmer?

[goku1940]

That's five words if you count the "YEAHHHHH".

[macrobius321]

Fuckin robot

[BigEdDunkel]

I have four words for you: get fucking sterilized quick..

[Lasterblastor]

Lol

[BANDiTiSM]

this isow you become if you are in front of the computer 24 hours years after year - and then suddenly enter a stage

[atzepeng2323]

this guy needs to go to the gym or next time he jumps around like that his heart will stop working.

[mbensen]

4 words for you!

I LOVE THIS COMPANY YES!

[johnnyarb1]

Jackass

[acsellchik]

он ебанутый

[plasmavox]

The B17 Balmer Not B17 Bomber!!! Song:

watch?v=peUh2XQIX5I

[HypnoToad72]

"Give it up! For meeeeeee!"

Speaks volumes of his company too.

[mikeginla]

It's a little scary that anyone would let this retard run a company.

[scilonthreat]

it's a little scary this retard runs a monopoly.

[Commander783]

but it's only a human, you know :)

not a alien, of cource... not like apple...

[romanosmelodos]

@scilonthreat trust me, he's no retard at all ;)

[brechtjah]

@scilonthreat Retard? He's just excited, let the man be =)

[Winterfang]

@scilonthreat

Hey now, we all scream like that if we got billions of dollars.

[SadPerson4]

@scilonthreat But now people actually see that MS can't be "evil empire" with such CEO :) Steve is funny, kind and extremely optimistic man and I like him :)

[KillaUsman786]

whats going on

[theunknownmankind]

Steve Balmer is mentally RETARDED! LOL

[zerorisers]

you suck

[theunknownmankind]

you're a bitch whore!

[sonicbloomer]

This is what happens when you DON'T get the LSD like Steve Jobs did.

[kostet2008]

monkey :D

[glassphere]

Here's to the crazy ones.

[wladwlad]

crazy idiot... Just leave and let MS be run by people that are actually... smart.

[zerorisers]

you are an idiot

[infamousluis94]

he gottta get off the heroin hes on RuSH MODE

[dragonfire839]

100,000 view woo

[phpmonk]

A complete idiot, lost his mind at all!

[clerlic]

This guy's awesome!! You think he gives a fuck about what all of you think of him "bald, old, idiot, crazy"?

He could buy all of you with his pocket change.

[m3talgeardave]

Ditto.

[sausagenmuff]

so your definition of awesome is someone who has lots of money?

I got news for you pal, we all live about 80 years then die. THATS IT, THATS ALL so what does money really do? make your brain go to mush, more often than not.

[clerlic]

He earned all his money, that's why he's awesome.

And since we're putting words in each other's mouths: So you're saying that money is useless and dangerous and literally destroys your brain? I got news for YOU, it isn't and doesn't.

[sausagenmuff]

but balmer fell ass backwards into M$ and everyone who knows the story knows that. gates i like, balmer not so much.

[Aerial29]

BUT IT CAN!

haaaaaa

[johnstall5350]

lmao this guy is the best thing that could ever happen for apple

[Wiizl]

OMG can't believe Bill let this crazy mofo lead his company...

[GangstaGangVideos]

fuck this jew bring back bill he is the man

[mrrotweiler2]

balmer = IE-user

[babciastefa11]

Hahahaha

[VesuvioBR]

What. The. Fuck.

[migitmike14]

omg...what a dick..he is such a idiot...hes making a shame of himself...LMAO...how old is he???...FUCKIN FREAK

[minion745]

can anyone say ego problem?

[leonardobag]

hahhaha LMAO

[Sakuzo]

too much motivation tapes

[carloshpbr]

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Thats a sad true!

[bretert]

dude.. is this real? microsoft has gone to hell..

[Deafjerzy]

Look at his bald hair while he dance =P

[OptimoPEACHES]

LOLWUT

[sheogorath19]

bald hair? ok :P

[randygland]

what a class A bellend

[Takeya88]

I want Bill Gates back T_T

[ViperDoomer]

what a fool o.0

[traida111]

haha, imo he did a 10gram line of cocaine backstage before he came out.

or maybe he was showing off his boobjob?

[stargateheaven23]

So you have this guy.. And europe gets major GAY nelson. lol. (He says things like.. "wow, the graphics are just so DELICIOUS on this game")

[switzerland]

they acen fix the rod noww, woohooo :D

[saschi333]

A new reason to buy a Mac!

[lanod35]

Hey Steve let RODbox and time for you to play Wii Fit ;)

[AcumenCj]

Omg this guy is insane! This the result of a jock and nerd having a kid...

[Masterpiece1988]

OMG, Microsoft found a solution against the Ring of Death!!!

[frostytheaussie]

wooo

WOOOOO

woo WOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOO

woooWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Presidentjh]

You'd think he's at a football game, for God's sake.

[Valetudo21]

rich, overweight, out of shape, weird

[pachero4711]

ure naughty - .. go to March, drink a tea .. - & steeling Homer his DoNuts

[pachero4711]

YES we can

- building a system - where Y got only tears in ure eyes

[hypocrita]

New nazi rally?

[fpsHacker5950]

wtf is he on drugs or what?

[batzeto]

Thats why Windows Vista sucks:)

He said: I Love This Company!!! OMG :) :)

[migrayn1]

rage virus....no kidding

[DjComposite4344]

what is the song in the background when he enters??

[kmsongne]

Gloria Estefan: Get on your feet

[ditzeliu]

what is he doing? insane or not????

[Flyingdust1031CW]

yo are so excited just because HongLei at "tomato garden" got caught and put in jail?

[r0yb0t1ks]

he looks like he's infected with the rage virus

[yarvoh911]

wtf?lmao.

[HelloMarco]

This is what they should use for the new commericial instead of Seinfeld and Gates buying shoes and talking shite.

[pachero4711]

now Junging or jumping Steve got a real problem; - google set his arse under fire - that's evolution

##Z - Dinos living long;- but they need too much energy to survive -- Yeah - & Mr. Gates knowed it before

[thebebopoutlaw]

looks like at 22 seconds he fucks his foot up

[derblack31]

Yes, after you said that I checked... it really seems as if he twisted his ankle a bit, and then even *squeaks* shortly after, and hops away. so funny...

[SnowFell]

he amuses me!

[pachero4711]

Steve Balmer is the cry of the world --

##Z - I LOVE this company - or world; - GOD knows

[liontone]

Rockin the horseshoe!!!

[CognosSquare]

Angry german kid. American version.

[madex99]

Jesus, this is so embarassing, I can't watch.

[dillxdough]

i have four words for you, I HAVE NO HAIR

[thedivider]

God you know he beats his family....

[tutubrain]

why was he so happy?? did he just get news that in the whole world of every owner who has a microsoft XBOX360, 33% of them has failed? fking fag... PS3 FTW!

[homer655]

well, i don't think he gives a sh1t, hes rich like a mf

[qwertymac93]

thats EXACTLY what i sound like when i start up my computer, COME ON FOR MEEEE COME ON!

[Alex13N]

Make this the boot screen and people may buy Windows.. lmao

[shoperty]

a cunt

an american cunt

[Onirayushizobura]

Being American has nothing to do with it.

[TvegasProductions]

and you're a retard, just a retard.

[B0RNTOHUNT]

what the hell is wrong with this man, i guess microsoft is trying to get buying computer software fun

[ODSTHelljumper]

this guy is such an idiot. no wonder-- he works for microsoft...

[SentByTheInternet]

did he just downgrade back to XP?

[Sk8Punx101]

OMG LOL,

tahts hialrious

rofl

[marcinek5885]

hahahaha xD

[pachero4711]

Babyx are cruel - because they talking the TRUH -

- & Balmer is not so bad - HE ONLY WANTS THE BEST FOR THE COMPANY

##Z

[UbuntuLee]

balmer is a joke. bill was a much better business man and CEO.

[pachero4711]

of course he's a better CEO than Balmer ...

but it was his promise to the world; - that he will give something back of his success -

& he do it well

##Z

[patio87]

Pretty excited for a computer software company, lol.

[aderussell455]

LMAO

You just gotta luv Ballmer!!! :P

[d4m4s74]

if I'm autistic

he has down

[Tom672]

I think he was dropped on the head as a baby

[SmartNameHere]

More than once, yeah.

[namtranvn]

Steve Ballmer good job =)) =)) =))

[mpeti92]

Rude peasant

[ParappatheRapper]

developers

[mvmishler]

I never noticed it before but at :22 he hurts his leg and lets out a little squeel and hobbles for a few seconds. lol

[redhatlook]

haha its true what mvmishler said :D