Internet Hand Holding Adventures Ep. 1

[TacticoolOperator]

drop the microphone walk away

[RevyaGig]

INTERNET DRAMA

Also Lilypichu is an attention whore and reaps what she sows by pandering to ronery neckbeards on /a/.

[psycl0n3]

Came here for the drop and it didn't disappoint.

[LaRenuille]

I cant fucking believe i read all of that... The fuck did i just read? dang u subscription bar for dragging me to this video lol

[GuyWithTheMustache]

RIP headphone users.

[xSarah24xVanxChan]

I turned up my volume cuz i didnt hear much

-ending of the video where skrillex song appeared-

HOLY SHI--OW MY EAR

[WhoWasThatFaggot]

"@foreverpandering I thik it's a complex way of telling you two to JUST FUCK ALREADY!

TheLumpy86 2 days ago 43" ­

This is the top comment.

This is the implication of the video.

[DerUnbekannteFlo]

song pls

[maccusportugal]

at first i was like *lol*, but now im liek *sad faice*... stop bringing people down guys, seriously. you are not better by saying the other is an idiot.

[Ecko9i6]

So you know those virgins who sit at their computer alone and they're always hating on people and trolling for no appearent reason and you kinda wanna go up to them and just tell em you know, knock it off? yeah.. You sir need to find a better way to spend your time

[thumper409]

and i had my nyanpire video response all saved up. oh 4 love dolls in unboxing the collectors edition of elder scrolls. whatever this video means, and whatever i'm knocking off i am impressed by having 4 love dolls. for right or wrong

[jwxq3]

So as much as I'm getting a massive erection off of the ridiculous arguments/e-peen/internet drama/keyboard jocks (v-- see below), I'm just commenting because I want to know the name of the song at the end. For future trolling/wubbing purposes only. Thanks.

[WhoWasThatFaggot]

@jwxq3

The arguments this video has spark is almost as retarded as the person who made the music you're looking for

Benny Benassi ft. Gary Go - Cinema

remixed by sKrILLex da 420 dubstep god

[jwxq3]

@WhoWasThatFaggot "almost as retarded as the person who made the music you're looking for"

-- using music for future trolling/wubbing projects. don't worry, i will honor the retardation.

[ojkhg101]

Can you just leave them alone? If they bother you so much, just unsubscribe or just leave Youtube entirely. They do what they love and they entertain thousands of people. So, just leave them alone?

[ZeeeeSean]

EVERYONE'S BEING SO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.

WHAT THE FUCK, INTERNET? WHEN DID YOU STOP HAVING THE ABILITY TO RECOGNIZE A

FUCKING

JOKE?

srslyguise

[DFOMonkGuy]

my ears, they bleeed.

[Axel777]

At first I was like "Oh ok", but then WUUUUB WUUUUUB WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA and now I'm bleeding everywhere.

[wonderwiseM]

@Swagtasticle u jelly?

[Yangeth]

jelly much?

[julianzrulez]

o.0

[TehBushoNyaa]

*tries to find the HATE button*

[pom0daz]

What.

[Cezar1891]

dafuq was this !

[Sp1fyr3]

WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY LILY? NIGGUH ILL DROP YOU.

[gamefoo]

What song is that at the end. Its dubstep so i really cant differentiate...

[wonderwiseM]

@gamefoo skrillex-cinema

[CosmoVibe]

oh ew clicking the name doesn't link the comment, that's stupid nvm

[Grigori7]

@CosmoVibe

>>Doesn't know how to link a comment.

HAHAHA, OH GOD MY DRILLS!

[UMADInc]

Before the final rabid fan has eaten the last gram of you, YouTube will have returned. foreverpandering will lead a parade. "Who was that faggot," they'll say, as they point to the sad shape hanging on his wall, "who was that faggot?"

[DrKilgoreMan]

I was wondering when a video like this was going to come up.

[SuperWhacka]

I dunno. If you don't like it turn of your computer and masturbate or something. Noone's making you watch alrite?

[Xam465]

While I get your point (and would love to see pandering and lily do more normal? Is normal the right word? Stuff), I think this video was stupid. Their videos were funny(Pandering's videos were better, Lily's was unnecessarily long, but just skip the begging and it's fine). This just just makes you look like an asshole. Do you have to watch? No, so don't.

[tiekie35]

hey bro ima let you finish, but me and lily have the best internet romance of all time. of ALL TIME. /watch?v=DJeCgeaBL9g

[Xiaounlimited]

this video so cool thx for sharing

[TheBlossomingLily]

Lol wuuuut?

[Girx2010]

Lame/Boring & Pointless Video... I'ma go have some bacon now.

[Vitellary]

Furry gay shit.

[qaz365asd]

RIP HEADPHONE USERS

[thumper409]

yes it was a video response. read a book lepton.

[ThisIsNotDrSerbia]

>some guy laughs at attentionwhoring and circlejerking

>Lily responds within the hour with a wall of text

Successful troll is successful

[Kyukkyutan]

@ThisIsNotDrSerbia

>wall of text

>three youtube comment lines

You should read more.

[ThisIsNotDrSerbia]

@Kyukkyutan

You're reading a lot into youtube comments. While defending an attentionwhore. Thanks for being dramatic.

[Kyukkyutan]

@ThisIsNotDrSerbia

>Reading one comment and insulting one retard.

>Being Dramatic

Oh okay

[ThisIsNotDrSerbia]

@Kyukkyutan

So now I'm retarded for not fawning over attentionwhores? That's quite rude. :(

Personally, I think this is what a retard looks like: imgur(dot)com/JxmaG

[aznr4v3m4st3r]

@ThisIsNotDrSerbia OMG that pic... I COULD FAP TO IT ALL DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYY

saved...

[ThisIsNotDrSerbia]

@aznr4v3m4st3r

imgur(dot)com/dUFUA is my personal favorite. I came buckets.

[lkpo1132]

@ThisIsNotDrSerbia wow she's pretty cute

[Grigori7]

@ThisIsNotDrSerbia

>That pic

>thinks that's what a retard looks like

Are you fucking blind?

[ThisIsNotDrSerbia]

@Grigori7

Look who has to go dumpster diving for his women.

[Grigori7]

@ThisIsNotDrSerbia

>internet

>dumpster diving

wat?

[Kyukkyutan]

@ThisIsNotDrSerbia

>Posts irrelevant picture of person

>Attempts to make a point across

Your success is undeniable.

[ThisIsNotDrSerbia]

@Kyukkyutan

>didn't get the reference

>still greentextan

[1001Lai]

CLEARLY foreverpandering was the guy in the photo with Lily

[BronzeMechX]

Marc Gasol?

[MrSyncrow]

Your microphone sounds like what I'd assume the inside of an ass sounds like

[thumper409]

ooooooooooooo the kidneys ROFLMAO........... yeah someone liked one of her videos and made a comment about him giving her his kidneys, it became a running joke. You shouldn't like it whofaggot watch something else.

[Syfa]

So uh... If you don't like it, why watch it? No one is forcing you to waste your time on the internet watching something that clearly annoys you. Same thing goes for those couples in public - no one is forcing you to sit there and watch them... Or rather sit there and be a passive aggressive cunt over it because you're seemingly jealous.

Cause that's really what this is - You being a passive aggressive cunt for no real reason. Only thing that comes to my mind is jealousy.

[ChildMolestingRobot]

@Syfa Well maybe if they would stop being disrespectful and realise that people dont appreciate watching their bullshit and it has nothing to do with jealousy. However you are obviously a woman so you will never be able to wrap your mind around something beyond the field of jealousy, self-serving and greed.

[Syfa]

@ChildMolestingRobot I'm a guy actually, and I could really care less about 'public' displays of affection. I fail to see how they're 'disrespectful' and I don't think its obnoxious bullshit either, It is entirely up to you to ignore it or remove yourself from the situation. It's not like they're fucking in public or anything, so why get worked up over it?

Only reason I could conceive for being annoyed over it is insecurity or jealousy, both of which aren't their problem.

[ChildMolestingRobot]

@Syfa Oh so you are just a spineless whiteknight then. Lovely.

[Grigori7]

@ChildMolestingRobot

internet buzzwords all day everyday

[Syfa]

@ChildMolestingRobot So says the cunt who can't mind his own business and seethes at the thought that a potential woman might be telling him he's a fucking retard who cant mind his own business. You're projecting some "WOMEN ARE ALL EVIL WHORES WHO'VE WRONGED ME BADLY" pretty fucking hard.

Making a logical statement isn't whiteknighting. Don't like the videos? Don't watch them - the internets a goddamn big place, no one is *forcing* you to interact with these people.

[ChildMolestingRobot]

@Syfa Hey, all the weaboo girls here wont suck your cock becasue you post ignorant comments about equal rights and try to act mature. Try harder.

[Syfa]

@ChildMolestingRobot Hmm, I'm pretty sure I never did or said any of that? If you want to argue with me please try to stay above ad hominem and completely nonsensical contradictions.

Spew more buzzwords and nonsense though, I'm sure it'll let you feel like you're winning this argument.

[ChildMolestingRobot]

@Syfa ofc you didnt say it, that would ruin your plan. but hey, enjoy that viritual blow job, I hope being a boring ass moralfag was worth it.

[Syfa]

@ChildMolestingRobot Yep I'm really just in this for the sloppy virtual blowjobs, you caught me. I was really just waiting for someone to post a video about them being annoyed, threatened, and or jealous over the goings on of two people that they perceive to be a couple so I could leap to their defense and later get included in a glorious virtual threesome.

Either you're a sockpuppet of the first angry virgin, or you're sympathetic due to being in a similar position.

[ChildMolestingRobot]

@Syfa I am the semen stains on a 25yo virgins socks.

[Syfa]

@ChildMolestingRobot Good to know you've degenerated into complete nonsense.

[Grigori7]

@ChildMolestingRobot Is this a Nichijou anime?

[ChildMolestingRobot]

@Grigori7 I had to google that shit. I sure hope this is a Nichijou anime. They are hot i bet their buttholes smells like candyfloss.

[Grigori7]

@ChildMolestingRobot the fallacies, they are phallic in shape. You must suck them all.

[Grigori7]

@ChildMolestingRobot

>>>/b/

You're probably too stupid to click it.

[hawkstheman1]

my mind is full of f*ck

[thumper409]

the message was lost on me i guess, and too quiet. love your channel lily

[ThiPokeNewb]

I dont get it

[ChildMolestingRobot]

OMG U JUST JELLY BECUSZ U DONT HAVE A INTERNET BF AND U CANT CYBER WITH ME! THYE ARE TRVE LOVE CANT YOU SEE IT WHY DO YOU HATE LUVE!!AEFASGPN

[xXbutters1234]

@ChildMolestingRobot That's jolly good, ohohoho. 

[CosmoVibe]

@ChildMolestingRobot How has nobody noticed this incredible comment yet?

[TheCookiePrinscess]

wtf i dont get it 

[schall00]

So what?

[NoSpoonForYou]

They're perfect for each other, neither of them have a face.

[Dihyyy]

@NoSpoonForYou

LOL

[Swagtasticle]

It kind of pisses me off because it's a circlejerk. I don't find it cute or funny, just attention whoring. Truly a disgusting sight.

[LilyPichu]

@Swagtasticle Really. Because we like making videos, making people laugh, doing stuff for shits and giggle - because people like to wrongfully assume we like each other - that means we're attention whoring?

Really.

[antistruck]

@LilyPichu Well y'know, if you did the exact same thing except in private, then less people would be so annoyed. Like, say, all of them.

But y'know, there's obviously no real way to do that so what the hell am I saying?

[Dihyyy]

@antistruck

Annoyed? LOL i couldn't care less, and none should, those are just comments, it's not like you subscribe to them and they are auto-machines to do everything you want, and what you don't like is annoying..

[LilyPichu]

@antistruck It defeats the purpose if we make them private. It's to entertain people, really, and a lot of people have been! It's just the few who think we're flirting or something dumb like that.

[Reaprar]

@LilyPichu

I'm pretty surprised neither of you have a sense of humor over this.

[LilyPichu]

@Reaprar Don't get me wrong, I found this video hilarious. =x

I just don't like the LOL THEY'RE ATTENTIONWHORING comments.

[Reaprar]

@LilyPichu

Ah. Alright then

[LilyPichu]

@Swagtasticle

Wait, so I'm not allowed to communicate with other people? If I do, I'm automatically flirting? Attention whoring?

Well, christ, you guys have way too high expectations of me. I suggest diverting your attention to something more productive, like videos of kittens, instead of giving me the attention I so desperately crave.

[Swagtasticle]

@LilyPichu That's not true. You can talk with whoever you like, it doesn't matter. You knew exactly what you were doing when you made those comments to foreverpandering. You thought it would get attention if you communicated publicly with another well known channel that "panders" to the anime loving, /a/, audience.

[LilyPichu]

@Swagtasticle You're telling me I can talk with whoever I like. But I can't talk to pandering because he uh, "panders" to /a/? That's not even the reason why I talk to him. I would do the same with any other friend in that circumstance.

But I don't think it matters what I say. No matter what, people like you are always convinced that I'm attention whoring. =/

Let's just drop this. You have your views, I have mine in the end.

[Swagtasticle]

@LilyPichu No no! If what you say is sincere, and you truly had no intention of getting attention, then you should be mindful of how your comments can be misconstrued, especially if you're communicating with someone else who is "high-profile," publicly at that.

[LilyPichu]

@Swagtasticle Believe me, after all this? I'll keep that in mind.

Thanks for being civil in the end. See ya.

[EvilFefe]

@LilyPichu Lily, You attention Whore. Go back to taking Kidneys and eating Bacon. You shouldn't be on Youtube, You should be in the Kitchen making me a Kidney and Bacon sandwich #Sarcasm

[ProductionsEden]

@LilyPichu And this is why YouTube is starting to deteriorate into the third world shithole it already is. people cannot learn to be civil and decide to just pour gasoline onto the fire, making a video to humiliate this one user makes zero difference. opinions are like assholes: everyone has one and they all stink like hell

[Mellow137]

@Swagtasticle So....what you're saying is if someone is "high-profile" watch what you say and how you say it?

[Swagtasticle]

@Mellow137 Yes, that's very important. I could explain, but it seems like you understand. 

[Mellow137]

@Swagtasticle Honestly I don't see it as that important since, you know it's just Youtube...

[Swagtasticle]

@Mellow137 youtube or CNN, the concept remains the same.

[Mellow137]

@Swagtasticle I.... suppose.

[Grigori7]

@Swagtasticle While I understand people are always going to eat crap like this up, I would like to point out that when it comes to tabloids and paparazzi (using actual celebrities as an example) as stupid and obnoxious as a star can be, it is the people that obsess over it that are ultimately the most annoying. It's usually the paparazzi and tabloids that exaggerate and instigate, regardless of what a star says or does. It doesn't matter if they "watch what they say".

[Swagtasticle]

@Grigori7 People will always be the same, Grigori7. I may have mistaked a simple conversation as attention whoring because LilyPichu was well aware of her status when she posted casual comments like that. One could have easily anticipated that the result would be attention. Take this very video's existence as proof. When I said "watch what they say," that includes when they say things, and how they go about saying them.

[Grigori7]

@Swagtasticle so we're basically agreeing with each other.

[Girx2010]

@Swagtasticle LOL stop hating/being jelly brah. You want attention not Lily :)

[afkingking]

@LilyPichu i dont think this kind of arguement worth anything. i guess ignore them and continue ur good work would be a wise choice.

btw love u, plz take my kidney.

[fifa405]

@Swagtasticle why bother watching then? >_>

[ThisIsNotDrSerbia]

@Swagtasticle

Truer words were never spoken.

[salvo711]

Aw, I think they're cute.

[Grigori7]

You owe me new headphones, faggot.

[WhoWasThatFaggot]

Oh look, they had the same reaction to this video.

How unexpected.

[Metazoa54321]

@WhoWasThatFaggot it's just like our korean drawings

[thumper409]

@WhoWasThatFaggot

do you have 3 love dolls in your unboxing the collectors edition clip?

[BigMacBodyGuard]

What?

[VCFofficial]

>2012

>not shipping lily with dan kim

you guyyyyyyys

[SirKemper1]

This ship has sailed.

[BlakeVIPKaZoMa]

Not really. Makes life more interesting owo

[SirLorence]

Holding hands is so impure.

[ragingscythe]

just go up to that couple and OMG BASS DROP WUBWUBWUUUUUUUB.

[teifwii]

R.I.P headphone user

(like me...)

[Gyroz9]

Why does every single video on the internet have to end with ear blasting dub step? Is it just something people do when they have no idea what the fuck to do?

[Tidalx]

@Gyroz9

m9 dnt u dar knok dubstep or ill fukkin twat ur noggin, bezt forum of moozik evr made an u jus haf 2 hat it 4 no reson. if u dnt stop sayin shyt lik dis ill go 2 ur gradnmums house n nok u owt k?

[KaoshimaCheshire]

@Tidalx English please?

[Tidalx]

@KaoshimaCheshire

m7 dnt evn tlk 2 me bout usin english, im frm fukkin luton m9 im bout az england as u kan get. bet ur jus sum fukkin pakki imigant finkin ur well good like, at lest ur last massa tort u 2 say pleese

[KaoshimaCheshire]

@Tidalx From the looks of it, you're probably just some east london chav. I'm from the US. It's really fucking pathetic when someone from the colonies speak better English than you. Just roll over and go back to whatever white-trash shit you were doing before you waste of breath. You make me fucking ashamed that my family comes from over there.

[Tidalx]

@KaoshimaCheshire

ye wel tbh m9 itz probly betr dat ur pussy-azz left da cuntry cuz i u hadnt id be round ur hovel layin in2 ur fase wiv a fukin shuvel. also m8 im not a fukkin wite boi like u, im blak n proud ov it, bet ur jus mad at all da blak folk neer u cuz ur rassist and hav 2 tak it owt on pplz on da intrnet, get a live kid, n get sum pussy

[KaoshimaCheshire]

@Tidalx Threatening me with physical violence behind the safety of your computer screen? That's real cute. At least I'm allowed to legally own a gun in my country. Have fun trying to beat me with your little shovel while I've got my glock in your face. You still wanna try? I'll even make it easy for you. Message me and I'll send you my address. It's not like your poor ass could afford to fly over anyway.

[LighterFly]

@Tidalx You're the kind of "Londoner" that makes the rest of us Londoners cringe. Shut the hell up and stop embarrassing yourself and your country you fucking chav.

[Tidalx]

@LighterFly

22 Dane Road Luton cum say dat 2 my fac boi o wait u wnt cuz ur jus sum pssy on da intrnet

[KaoshimaCheshire]

@Tidalx It's ironic you'd call somebody a pussy over the internet when you're the one making empty threats. The hell kind of hard-add has Kyuubee for their pic anyway?

[KaoshimaCheshire]

@KaoshimaCheshire *Hard-ass, pardon the typo, your broke-ass grammar must be getting to me.

[Megamildman]

@KaoshimaCheshire

"The hell kind of hard-ass has Kyuubee for their pic anyway?"

The kind that's taking the piss. Obvious troll is obvious

:3

[Tidalx]

@KaoshimaCheshire

m9 i jus put my address rite ther, im not afraid ov no slapprs lik u from internet. only sum kind ov pussy wud own a gun neway, id beat ur faec in b4 u evn put the clip in an took de safety off. n dnt b talkin shizzl bout my main boi coobie, nigga be rollin in bitchez n shattrin hearts al day erry day. nigga take gunshots lik a pro n keep comin bak 4 more, takez no shit frm no1, jus lik me. tru nigga. if u fink ur so tuff den just pm ur addres 2 me n i'll b dere wivin a week

[KaoshimaCheshire]

@Tidalx Guns are for people that win fights. Sorry bro, but your little caveman club just isn't going to cut it.

[AngeloFranklin]

I dk but i would risk saying you destroyed your channel with this comment... Jk. But damm, what's that?

[LilyPichu]

i don't know what to say to this.

[bloodsuckern]

@LilyPichu admit that you're 2 shy to make friends

[salvo711]

@bloodsuckern

Maybe she should change her name to HanakoPichu. Badumtsh.

[WhoWasThatFaggot]

@LilyPichu

aaaand 2

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@LilyPichu i created super bacon

[LilyPichu]

@ReimuHakureiShrine no you didn't

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@LilyPichu but i did using the power of science

[ShotgunandTelecaster]

Table dubstep fucking. It makes perfect sense, goddamnit.

[SonOfAquaman]

you must get sick of hearing "table for one sir?"

[Reaprar]

laughing

[LidlFisken]

I approve of this wholeheartedy

[foreverpandering]

EXECUTION LEVEL NEXT NO WAY TO EXPLAIN IT I'M X X X BITCH TRIPLE X RATED WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

No but seriously what the fuck is this?

[robbandstucky]

@foreverpandering I think he's jealous of you and lily.

[TheLumpy86]

@foreverpandering I thik it's a complex way of telling you two to JUST FUCK ALREADY!

[xXbutters1234]

@TheLumpy86 Or it's a complex way of telling them to JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

..perhaps?

[WhoWasThatFaggot]

@TheLumpy86

This dude right here is the shining star in a cesspool of pseudo-ignorance.

Well done.

[TheLumpy86]

@WhoWasThatFaggot Thanks, I guess. One thing's been bothering me though. Why is the description in Unicode Braille Blocks? What are you trying to tell us?

[WhoWasThatFaggot]

@TheLumpy86

This is the top comment.

This is the implication of the video.

If you think any different, you mind as well hit that dislike button right now and be on your way.

[Leoofmoon]

@foreverpandering SHUT THE DOOR!

[derschwarzebalken]

@foreverpandering Dude, what?

[WhoWasThatFaggot]

@foreverpandering

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